FYI: That was sarcasm [CS Pet Diary]

[catcher.]

There probably needs to be a fanclub because if we chat too much here I'm worried it'll get deleted
So we should probably stop commenting before that happens :s

[mantlepiece]

@ Ⓚⓐⓦⓐⓘⓘ Ⓜⓐⓝⓐⓣⓔⓔ (◕ᄌ◕)
Sorry i'm not taking in characters at the moment (I have too many right now). >u<

@ GreentheWolf
If you guys want to chat a lot about the diary then I'd be okay to make a fan club (or for someone else to do it). OuO

Why hello again... Whatever.
Whatever. Wait, I mean whatever, not your name Whatever... it's whatever... no, what- WHATEVER! I picked a bad name for you.

Anyway, the teacher didn't give us any venting time today so i'm doing it at home... just don't tell anyone Actually i'll just hide you well. -_- You'd think i'd stop treating you like an conscious being by now.
Gosh i'm going off topic a lot tonight! Or just twice actually... OKAY NOW THREE!!!
A.N.Y.W.A.Y., Winter hates my guts now, whenever I see her she's giving me the evil eye... like, every time I see her she's looking at me, giving me the evil eye. I got one word for that: CREE-PEE! Don't you have anything better to do? That was 8 words actually and i'm getting off topic again.
I had nightmares last night about needles, sinking in lots of cotton candy, Dr. Depth cackling and taking off his mask (his face was covered in green warts- seriously! Where does my mind pick up these things?!) and shadows blowing up in my face (not as weird as it sounds... okay, maybe it is). My dad said I looked like a ghost that put it's paw in a socket when I came out for breakfast.
Oh yeah, my history class is taking a field trip tomorrow. I'm not sure whether to be glad for an excursion or yawn out of boredom... 'cause it's history- who cares when a random guy invented doggie biscuits! I guess it'll be fun to get out into the city, but sadly only Silt will be there.
Also, something new: just as I was going to get on the bus for home John ran up to me:

John: Hey!
Me: Oh hi! What is it?
John: A bit last minute but do you want to go out to dinner with me tonight?
Me: Say what? (I was shocked! What else could I say?)
John: Uh, not as- like a date or anything, just hang out... if you want...
Me: Ohhh-kay... um, okay... um... I have lots of homework.
John: Oh, okay. I'll see you around then?
Me: Uh, yeah, sure, see ya. *jumps into bus*
That was a mega awkward moment! And when I got home I realized I didn't actually have that much homework. But I don't know if I want to go out with him... So maybe I like him but... I dunno... it doesn't feel... right. Let's just skip this stuff.

The rest of the day was pretty normal; dodging spitballs from Huge during one class, trying not to laugh (for no reason at all) as Connor gave his speech in another class and choking on my food at Rocky's antics during lunch.

~Alex

Cotton candy was from Ⓚⓐⓦⓐⓘⓘ Ⓜⓐⓝⓐⓣⓔⓔ (◕ᄌ◕) ^u^ Just something random.
Not taking anymore plot ideas sorry! I know that was a short window but i'm all sussed now. ^u^ Thanks for the ideas!

And from this entry on the game is going to change. O.o Surprises! hehe

[mantlepiece]

Hey!
Right now I'm sitting in the picnic area of this museum we're doing a field trip for, eating a sandwich while I write in you inconspicuously. No school all day! Yes!!!
Today has been pretty good so far even though there's more reading in this place than my history textbook (which means I lost Silt at the beginning- I forgot he loves history). So I wandered after the class, watching other visitors and glancing at the time until I bumped into Kane (remember him?)

And we played around with some of the interactive things in the museum and may or may not have been told off a couple of times. oops
And that brings us to now; lunch. Silt is sitting across from me blabbing about stuff from the museum and ignoring the fact Kane and I aren't listening. And we aren't allowed to go anywhere for the rest of lunch break (you know the drill). -.-
Okaaay... Kane wants to get out and do something other than sitting here.
Silt: You know we'd get in trouble.
Me: And what is there to do anyway?
Kane: We can explore!
Me: Where? We've already seen every boring crack of this building.
Kane: Apart from the gift shop.
Me: ...
Silt: Why do-
Kane: It's just to look around! It's not like I'll steal or break anything- sheesh! I'm not a criminal. *chuckles*
Silt: I didn't say you were.
Kane: We'll I'm going. Come if you want. *walks off*
Me: ...
Okay, fine, I'm going. Catch you later! (Oh good, Silt's coming too!)

OH MY COW PATTY FUDGE CHOCOLATE RAINBOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE MY LIFE!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!?!?!?!?! Waahaahaaaaaa! Why do all these things have to happen?!?!?!?!?!

Okay, I'm calming down now... A little... Thanks to Silt.
Here's what happened:
We talked to our history teacher about going to the bathroom and he let us, we went to the gift shop and looked around. I hate myself. I should've- right, stay on track.
Me and Silt were looking at the wall hangings when:
Kane (somewhere else in the shop): OW! What the heck... *thump*
Me and Silt: *Rush over to where we heard him*
The police are here. I looks like they want to talk to me and Silt. Yeah, bye.

~Alex

I'm on the bus now- our field trip was cut short. The police ask a lot of questions though! More than what all the class asked combined!
So we rushed over to him and saw a canine dressed in black with a skii mask on, slinging Kane over his shoulder like a limp sack of potatoes. Then he rushed out the door (which was next to him and led to the street) and jumped into a silver car and drove off... With me running after him and Silt running after me. AND THEN HE SHOT AT US!!!!! Thankfully he only shot the pavement and caused me to loose balance and fall into a stack of paintings and Silt (being the sensible one) to dive behind a car.
I crawled out of the mess I'd made to find an angry shop owner yelling at me:
Shop owner: YOU'D BETTER PAY FOR ALL THOSE OR I'M GONNA SUE YOU!!!!
Me: SOMEBODY WAS JUST DOG-NAPPED AND ALL YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IS YOUR STUPID PAINTINGS?!?!?!?!
Shop owner: *stares at me blankly*
Me: *limps away*
The car was far out of sight by that stage so I glumly went back to see Silt who was running up to me (this is him btw):

Silt: You okay?!
Me: Yeah! I just fell and got shouted at.
Silt: Did you get the number plate on the car?
Me: What? Why would I do that?
Silt: Never mind, we needa get back right now and report this!
So we skipped/ran back to the museum where we rushed to our history teacher and told him everything and he rang the police while everyone crowded around asking questions until some museum staff shooed everyone off and gave us blankets (for whatever reason). And then I started writing in my diary and you know the rest.
I wish I could've done something to save Kane! Who knows where he is now! Grrrr!
Well, I'm a bit bruised from my fall (as is Silt) but nothing serious.
Oh and I don't hate my life... well not really. I just wish it was more... normal maybe. Didn't I once say I wanted my life to be more exciting? I didn't mean this though! Ugh.
I'm signing out.

~Alex

[ikaroony]

Wow! My heart almost stopped (not really tho)! But, imagine if you were Alex or Kane in that situation. Man, scary! You captured every little detail in the best way possible!

[mantlepiece]

Thank you! nwn

I thought i'd post this before I call it a night. ^u^

Long time no see... like, 7 hours of no see...
I needa go to bed so I won't keep you long. Why do I keep doing that?
When we got back to school the last class for the day was half way through so the teachers let us hang out in the cafeteria. And when the bells rang: FLOOD! (Of students.) Somehow they all knew something was up.

Tania: Silt! Alex!
Rocky: Wait up!
Tania: *slams into Silt*
Silt: Ow!
Tania: I heard you guys almost got dognapped! Are you alright? *suddenly realizes she's hugging Silt and lets go* Sorry. *blushes*
Silt: *blushing* Er... it's okay.
Me: Well we didn't almost get dognapped we just saw it happen... to Kane.
Rocky: What happened?
I told them while Silt filled in bits and corrected me.
Tania: Oh my goodness!
Rocky: I can't believe you almost got shot! That's like something from a spy movie!
Random dog: Yeah dude! That's crazy!
By now a bunch of other students had surrounded us and listened to the story.

Gwen: I see everyone wants to be a lowlife.
All the students: *Power-walks away*
Rocky: I wish they'd be that fast at getting out of classes.
Gwen: Hey Alex and fellow nobodies. I heard you let a nerd get dognapped. Could you be anymore cruel?
Me: You no-good, LITTLE, SNOBBY- I was thinking about punching her but that would just prove her right.
Tania: I didn't see YOU save him!
Gwen: How could I when I was all the way over here? Face it, Alex, you let him get nabbed. Your heart is as cold as a rock!
In my rage I stepped forward to punch her but Sam came out of nowhere and caught my fist.

Sam: Take a hike Gwen! Don't you have something better to do than hang out with us "low-lives"?
Gwen: I am not hanging out with you! I'm telling you the horrible truth!
Rocky: And yet you're standing next to us which technically means you're hanging out with us. Oh, and is the horrible truth the fact your breath stinks? 'Cause seriously, you don't need to tell us, you just need to sigh and we all know!
Gwen: Wha- My breath does not- I'm not gonna talk to you anymore 'cause you're just so stupid you don't know where your place is! *struts away*
Rocky: Or maybe you're so stupid you don't know what it means to be unique.
Gwen: *spins around and beady eyes us*
Everyone tried to keep a straight face and hold in their giggles until she slowly turned back around and marched out of the cafeteria. Then the room was filled with an explosion of laughter. I just smiled though (still cooling off here! Give me a break!).
Sam: *hi-fives Rocky* Nice one, man!
Rocky: No problem!
Silt: We should go, the bus'll be leaving soon.
So we all hurried out to our lockers and Sam fell behind next to me.
Sam: It wasn't your fault you know; you can't stop a grown dog with a gun from dognapping someone.
Me: But I should've tried something at least!
Sam: What difference would that have made?
I didn't answer that. Instead I hurried away from him to my locker, feeling bitter.
We all boarded the bus, drove back and got dropped home:

Dad: Alex! The school rang me about what happened on the field trip! Are you alright?
Me: Yeah. Just tired.
Dad: Well, I'm glad you're safe. *gives me a bear hug* Would you like it if instead of kicking a ball around we get pizza and watch a movie here?
Me: Sure, sounds good!
Dad: Great! Get some homework done and we'll do it tonight.
Me: Yeah, sure.

And here I am now. 'nuf said.
That was way longer than I intended it to be.
Night.

~Alex

[mermaidva]

What are they going to do with Kane!!!!!!????? I'm freaking out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O.O
You are a cruel writer.

[ikaroony]

Kane: NOOOOOOOOOOO! ALEEEEEX! YOOOOU FOOOOOOOORGOOOOOOT MEEEEEEEEEEE! Yep, she's in trouble! XD poor Kane

[mantlepiece]

Finally got another entry up!
(Sorry guys, Kane may never come back... who knows... yea, cruel. You'll know by the end of the story. ^w^)

'Sup, dia- Whatever. No I didn't just call you diary! oops
Well there are a lot of stupid rumors going around about what happened yesterday.
Some think Kane staged his kidnapping and has actually ran off with his homeschool crush, other say he's working with these evil spies and escaped with them, and some think he hacked into the Russian's secret service computers, sold a bunch of their secret information to our country and the russians found out so they dognapped him to force him to hack our country's (USA) secret service computers and steal a bunch of stuff from them and wipe all the russians secret data. (Did any of that even make sense? ) Guys!!! He's only 16!!!!
There were a bunch more but i'm not going to write them in here 'cause they're all daft! I was walking down the hall at lunch and someone jumped out of their skin (thinking I was a ghost) 'cause they heard I had been shot and died!!! Seriously?!
The only rumor that could be true is that he was nabbed for a ransom, the only problem is: his family hasn't received a ransom note.
I hope he's okay! I'm super worried about him! The police haven't had any luck so far.

Apart from that, today has been pretty norm- oh, wait, duh! What was I thinking?! This definitely wasn't normal:
At lunch, just as we sat down with our trays of food:
Silt: Where's Rocky?
Me: Wasn't he behind us?
Tania: I saw him leave the cafeteria...
Me: Ugh! He'd better not be trying to rig the teachers chair with a whoopee cousin again! *gets up to look for him*
I left the cafeteria and saw Huge dragging him down the hall.

Rocky: No, really! You shouldn't have!
Huge: Oh, it will be my pleasure!
Me: Great, return of the bully. OI! UGLY!
Huge: *turns around- sees me- glares at me* Stay out of this PUNK!
Me: What do you think you're doing?
Rocky: He-
Huge: I'm just going to give him his birthday present!
Me: Uh, 1: It's not his birthday. 2-
Huge: But it is!
Me: Are you just playing dumb or are you really that stupid?
Rocky: Er, actually, today is my birthday...
Me: T-T
Of course it is.
Well that's embarrassing!
Huge: Ha! Who's stupid now?!
Me: *ignores* Well thank. you. Rocky! For telling your FRIEND!!!
Rocky: It's not like you asked or anything!
Me: *ignores* What were you going to give him, Huge?
Huge: Um... his head in the toilet bowl...
Me: Great, i'll help you.
Rocky: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Huge: Really?!
Me: *walks over to him (yes, we had that whole conversation on opposite sides of the hall pretty much)* Well he's gotta pay for not telling me about his birthday!
Rocky: Hey! That rhymed!
Huge: ... o-okay.
Rocky: Someone please tell me this is only a nightmare.
Me: This is only a nightmare.
Rocky: -__-
Me: Oh, and Huge?
Huge: yea?
Me: Have fun in detention.
Then I fell back onto the floor with a cry of strangled pain.
Me: He- he HIT ME!!!
Huge: O_O
Teacher: *gasp* Steve, detention!
Huge: B- but... *drops Rocky as he gets dragged away by the teacher*
(I saw the teacher coming down the corridor and decided i'd pretend Huge hurt me so he'd get in trouble and be sent away.)
Me: Oh yeah, smooth like whipped cream on hot chocolate! *fist pump*
Rocky: You're weird.
Me: I'll take that as a compliment, but I can't believe it's your birthday- how did your enemy know and not your friends?!
Rocky: Well... to put a long story short, I used to be Steve's friend until he started bullying canines and I didn't want to have anything to do with it, and you guys didn't ask.
Me: -_- You still could've told us and saved me the embarrassment.
Rocky: Well then you should've asked.
Me: You're impossible.
Rocky: Well look who's talking!
Me: Touché. I'm starved. Want lunch?
Rocky: No. Duh!
And we headed back to the cafeteria.
Rocky: Wait, how did Steve become Huge?
Me: I dunno, you were his friend. Maybe he eats lots of meat.
Rocky: No! You called him "Huge" back there.
Me: Oh. Haha! It's just my name for him.
Rocky: Definitely weird.
We got back to the cafeteria and Rocky got his lunch while I got the drink I had forgotten and then we went back to the others and sat down. (I might as well tell you the conversation since the teacher is engrossed in her book.)
Me: Found him! And guess what?!
Silt: What?
Tania: He got expelled- oh no there he is. Omigosh he killed a teacher!!!
Rocky: NO, FOR FREAKS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
A lot of heads swiveled our way.
Me: No! It's Rocky's birthday today!
Silt: Your kidding.
Me: No! I'm serious! *turns to Rocky* Tell them!
Rocky: Yeah, it's my birthday.
Tania: WHAT?!?! Why didn't you tell us?!
Me: I know!!!
Rocky: You didn't ask!!! Gosh!
Tania: We could've brought presents, balloons, party hats, cake-
Rocky: Yeah, why don't we hire a bouncy castle and DJ while we're at it?
Tania: Good idea! Who has money?
Rocky: I was being sarcastic- it's just a birthday.
Me: Just a birthday?!?! Rocky, you feeling okay?
Silt: Well his family doesn't celebrate birthdays.
Me and Tania: What?!
Tania: Why not?
Rocky: *shrugs* They don't think they're important.
Me: Well that's sad!
Silt: *kicks me under the table*
Me: Ow! *glares*
Tania: We need to have a party in your honor! Everyone free tonight?
We all were.
Rocky: You don't need to-
Tania: Great! Where do you want to go?
Silt: We can go to my house.
Rocky: Oh yeah, I'm down for that! Your house is awesome!
So we decided to have a party late this afternoon at Silt's "awesome" house. I'm bringing some movies, balloons and streamers, Tania is organizing the games and "other stuff", and Silt said he would provide all the food and music. Rocky said the only other canine he'd invite was Sam (which is cool) so he's doing that.
So after all that happened, Tania went off somewhere and Rocky went to get rid of his trash.
Silt was about to do the same as Rocky when:
Me: Why did you kick me? That hurt you know!
Silt: Sorry, but you shouldn't talk about Rocky's family like that, it's a sensitive subject best left alone. *begins to leave*
Me: Wait! *takes my tray and runs after him* What do you mean?!
Silt: *glances around awkwardly* Rocky doesn't have the best family, nothing else needs to be said.
Me: oh...
Silt: And don't give any indication that I said that, okay!
Me: Okay... whatever you say boss.
Silt: -___-
Me: Grumpy! I'll be shooting hoops if anyone needs me.
Silt: Sure thing!

So I was in the gym shooting hoops and trying to ignore the guys goofing around at the other end of the room ('cause they were really getting under my skin), when this totally random guy came up to me:

(Oh yeah, nailed that sarcasm didn't I.) (<-- That was sarcasm too, just so you know.) Rolling my eyes.

John: Hey Alex! I heard about what happened yesterday on that field trip! Everything okay?
Me: Yeah, just some bruises, exhaustion, a little shock and self blame. *throws another hoop*
John: ... well, at least you weren't shot. Wait, it wasn't your fault it happened so why do you blame yourself?
Me: Oh, don't worry, it's over now, I was just in a bad state of mind yesterday; I had this delusional idea that if I didn't stand by like an idiot I could've saved him. What's up with you? *throws ball to him*
John: *catches it* Eh, not much...
We talked randomly and threw hoops until we had to go in for our next class and here I am now.
Er... not anything else to say so bye.

~Alex

(Although I feel like Winter is planning something...)

[ikaroony]

Seriously? I dunno why, but I almost barfed! Happy birthday, Rocky!

[mermaidva]

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Rocky. Happy birthday to you!!!!!
Why did I do that?