~ Not a Dream ~ Lord of the Rings based story

[Lunaestrella]

I know, I hate school

[Arkytior]

School's OK, I just hate the guys, the idiots (most of whom are guys anyway), the homework, and the waking up at half past six, when I prefer to wake up at half past ten.

[Lunaestrella]

Yeah, waking up early is the worst bit for me. And there are loads of idiots in my school, too .

[Arkytior]

The worst is everyone's atrocious grammar. My mum gave me a couple of magnets she found on the internet to put in my locker. One looks like a police badge and says, "Grammar Police: To Correct and to Serve", and the other one is a list:
Top Ten Grammar Peeves.
1) It's "I couldn't care less." "I could care less" means that you actually do care.
2) An apostrophe is never used to form a plural.
3) "Literally" means it actually happened, not that it figuratively happened.
4) "Loose" and "lose" are two different words.
5) "Your" and "you're" are also two different words.
6) "There", "their", and "they're" are actually three different words.
7) "Nonplus" does not mean what you think it means.
8) "Affect" is a verb. "Effect" is a noun.
9) "It's" is short for "it is". "Its" means "belonging to it".
10) "Irregardless" is not a word.

[Lunaestrella]

Oh my Gandalf! I love that! I do sometimes have spelling mistakes and stuff, and I always feel ashamed afterwards when I find them and correct them, though nearly always they are things that I confuse with the spelling of the word in Spanish. But I hate it when people mix up "your" with "you're" and "their" with "they're" and "there". But it drives me super insanely maddddddddd when they type like this:

U know thy r going 2 ur house

(I don't even know how to write like this properly, but I suppose you know what I mean.)

[Arkytior]

Took me a minute, but yeah, now I get what you mean. If I had a hammer...their heads would all be smashed in. I see something along those lines, and my hands automatically twitch in the direction of the nearest sharp thing. Not to cut myself, but to cut them. Grr. It drives me MAD!!!

[Lunaestrella]

I know, right?! Graaaahhhhh!!! *grabs unexistant Legolas bow replica* Grararrraaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!

[Meriadoc Brandybuck]

Actually, it would be "nonexistent" not "unexistent"

[Lunaestrella]

Oooooppss

[Arkytior]