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Dear Leaf,
I've noticed everyone behaving strangely at school... It's suddenly very hushed.
I'm betting it's an alien apocalypse! I bet the aliens are slowly brainwashing us!!! Or it's just me being delusional. I've been wearing tin foil underneath my headphones just in case.
And what's with all the compliments to Jerky-Mc-Jerkface? I bet they're all jokes, just like Ari is a joke. At least his siblings seem nice.
Anyway, I have some messages for a few people;
To Roman:
I gotta slap some sense in you, boi. His "
book carrier"? You've got to be kidding me. You should be
my book carrier, not that Jerk's. You'll get to see my beautiful face more as payment, how 'bout dat, Princey-boo?
And I know! I mean, I'm irresistible! Where are all the girls at? I'll try the goat method, that seems like a good idea. Do you know where I could get a goat?
To Chessan:
Don't avoid me, chica. We're basically meant to be
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How about we go get some goats sometime?
To Derrick:
I disagree with everything you've said. However, I see one thing that is correct. It's in your name.
Your name describes Ari so beautifully.
Just take out the letters "E, R, R".
To Ai:
Konnichiwa, bb.
Maybe I could help you study for math...
and get some goats if - *rest of sentence is scribbled out*
And Finally To Ari:
Don't call me fireboy. I don't know what's going on, but thanks for saying I have a strong mind. I also don't like to be left out. Is there a party going on? If so, who
wouldn't invite
me?
And none of us are having a change of heart, I bet you just threatened them or something.
Did you do something to Umbra by the way? I haven't seen him around at school.
Also, do you know where I can get a goat? I need like, four, if possible.
You seem like the person who would know.Thanks, Jerky-Mc-Jerkface! <3
[Cecil is completely oblivious to anyone's power unless he's witnessed it in person. I must say, he's not always the sharpest :V]
Loves,
the charming and the most good-looking
Cecil
(P.S Please hit me up girls,
don't keep me waiting :c)
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