This is not a diary, this is a Hawk!

[namjoon.]

Shame, Split. Shame. JKJKJK. xD

[.:That_Potato:.]

ERMEGERSH I finally finished reading the whole thing!! (It took me 3 days, but I DID IT!!)

[20lait1]

@Honeystorm
Yep. Ooo. Though I've noticed that you've written that a lot...?

@Split
Yep! It is! This is going to be interesting! ... I think.

@Tardis
SHAME ON YOU - nah, just kidding.

@Imma_Fluffy_Unicorn
Congratulations! Have this atom to celebrate your success.

Dear Hawk,

Now, where was I...? Oh, yeah. The... stare-y thing. And the very weird, but fashionable outfit that Snowy must have created.

So, as I was saying writing... We were all staring at Clara. Okay.



Han Solo: Um, who in the world are you? And I didn't know an outfit like yours even existed.
Clara: Um... hi...?
Snowy: *steps forward and glares down her nose at Han* Um, but excuse me, Emo, your sense of fashion is even - no, you don't even have a sense of fashion!
Han: *glares back* Oh, really, little girl? How about expanding your vocabulary a little? Can you not find a word to describe my sense of fashion?! *turns away from Snowy* Not like I care, though.
Snowy: Me?! Expand my vocabulary?! You don't know what you've walked into, um... H - ha... ugh, never mind. Emo.
Clara: Um, guys... Could we just stop arguing and... get this party started...?
Snowy: You're right, Clara. I don't have the time to talk to a measly emo.
Han: *growls* Watch your tongue, loser, or I will cut it off with my scythe.
Snowy: You wouldn't dare touch a hair on my pelt, scythe obsessed dork.
Han: Let me prove it to you.

She suddenly raced across the floor with her scythe in her jaws. Everyone jumped out of the way, yelling, screaming, sobbing "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE" or applauding.

Snowy performed a perfect ballet spin-thing in an attempt to dodge. Han easily caught the move and swung her scythe -

Snowy: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!

Instead of cleaving through her neck (I would have liked to see that - no, just kidding. I'm not a... violent serial killer), she tilted her wrist a little so it instead slashed through a chunk of her long, glossy, eyeball-white hair.

Everything burst into chaos. I'll organize the facts simply - Flame and Hail rushed up to tackle Han, some people let out booes, someone screamed and one dog snapped a photo and posted it on Instabark.

???: HASHTAG - QUEEN BEE GETS ATTACKED BY A SCYTHE WIELDING... um... EMO! *sends off*
Snowy: MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR! YOU RUINED IT, YOU...
Flame: GET OFF HER! SHE'S MINE!
Hail: I'M HELPING HER! GET YOUR MEASLY BUTT OUT OF HERE!
Flame&Hail: I'M TRYING TO HELP SNOWY!

Suddenly, all the noise stopped as Clara fluttered her new wings and hovered above the ground to yell at everyone.

Clara: SHUT UP AND LET ME SAY SOMETHING!

Everyone actually shut up to stare at her.

Clara: Phew. Finally. Some peace and quiet. *wipes forehead* Anyone with the music playlist here? *looks around*



Cinders: You want to suggest a song?
Clara: You bet! Now, let me see... um, think.... I honestly think 'Safety Dance' is pretty awesome. 'Light 'em up - or you might know it as 'My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark' - by... um... I think it was Fallout Wolves. Or something.
Cinders: Sure! If that's it -
Clara: Oh! And 'the Day of the Doctor' is amazing!
Cinders: Um, okay. They'll be played after... *glances at playlist* this one. Anything else?
Clara: Nope! Now, everyone, if you'd just... Go off and do some dancing...?

Everyone finally got to their paws and started to act normal. As normal as Furford ever gets, of course.

I started to head towards Clara, but she had landed in the middle of the crowd and seemed to be talking to a dog - Edward, was it? I managed to catch a bit of their conversation...

Clara: What 'cha mean you have another date?! Wasn't I -
Edward: Well, you see, you're family, and it's not an actual date...
Clara: But you said I was your first choice! You can't just change your mind!
Edward: Um, sorry, Clara, but -



???: I'm sorry to bother you, dear, but Edward? Who are you talking to?
Edward: Oh, Tessa! There you are! I was just about to find you! *turns to Clara* You can leave now, if you want.
Clara: Wait, what?! You mean -
Edward: *takes Tessa's paw* Let's go for a dance, shall we?
Tessa: We shall.

Weird. Why haven't I seen Tessa before? Or Edward, for that matter? Are dogs magically popping out of nowhere? Well, that's weird. And Edward's so... well, rude to just... um, what do you call that again? Oh, well, never mind. I think I see Xander over there...! Maybe I can... be brave enough to... Can I...?!

Well, it's now or never. I'll write you later...

Oh. Hey, Hawk. That was... weird. Awesome. Crazy. Best feeling in my life. Yeah. So... I'd be guessing that I have to write this all down. Why couldn't there be a digital diary or something...?! Oh, well. I'll have to... describe. Ugh. Okay.



Me: *begins to walk up to him*
Han: *suddenly walks up to him* Hey, um, Xander!
Xander: *jumps* Oh. Um, hello, Han.
Han: Well, I was w-wondering... Ugh, stop it, myself! Okay, I was wondering if... *blushes a little* Ugh, sorry. Maybe later. *runs off*

Well... it's weird to see her acting so weird. Did I say 'weird' twice? Okay, so... yeah. Was she trying to flirt with him...? I think she stands a better chance in a relationship than me... Ugh. Well, I guess I'll have to create that... relationship bond thing... myself. Since I'm brave and awesome, right...? No. Ugh, well. Anyways, I walked up to him.

Me: X-xander! *cough* I mean, Xander! You - um, would -
Xander: Skyler! It is a pleasure to see you here. *glances at where Cinders is* I think they're starting a new song.
Me: Yeah! Sure! Um, well, you - wouldyouliketodancewithme?!
Xander: *blinks* I - I... I would -
Me: *cough* Sorry. Would you like to dance with me?! Erm, me.
Xander: I would l - love to! *blushes and takes my paws*
Me: *sighs in relief* Me too. Let's see...

The new song started to play. Except... well... it's not that we're I'm a bad dancer, but... well. This was basically how the song went.

♫ "There's... hydrogen and helium, lithium, beryllium, boron, carbon everywhere, nitrogen all through the air..." ♪

You probably get the rest. Yes, it's the... Pigidoic Table. Or was it the Pigeon Table...? I think it was... it's coming to me... yeah, it was the Periodic Table. The Periodic Table song. Yes, it's a real song. Check it on PawTube! Really!

We were about to start dancing when we heard the words. We just stood there, his paws around my own, staring into each other's eyes awkwardly and blushing. Everyone seemed to be in some kind of shocked state, too. Except for an unlikely person.



Turka: *nimbly leaps and dances between the astounded couples and sings along* THIS IS THE PERIODIC TABLE, NOBLE GAS IS STABLE, HALOGENS AND... *notices nobody's dancing* Oh. Um. Well... *slinks away* Nothing happened...

Me: Erm... now what?
Xander: ... *looks into my eyes* Now, we... just improvise. *grins at me*
Me: Improvise... Oh, yeah! Let's... improvise!

Xander gently gave my paws a tug and suddenly we were... dancing. I think. We were stomping our paws and leaping - when I slipped 46 times, Xander would give me a pull and suddenly I'd be in his arms and dancing again.



Jewel and Tobias quickly caught on and began spinning around across the dance floor, easily avoiding everyone's paws and tails as they whirled across the dance floor. I noticed Snowy stomp off in a huff, trailed by Flame and Hail. Hail was being stalked trailed by... Princess. Hmm.

Some of the other Populars (they don't talk to me, so they don't deserve a place here... yet) wandered off, grumbling. Creek stayed on, though - now to think of it, is she a Popular or an Outcast? Snowy's got to have noticed...



Anyways, Creek was dancing rocking out with my best but now hardly mentioned Fang. Soon, most of my friends and the rest of the others were dancing, too. As we improvise-danced, I noticed Cinders sitting sadly at the music-playlist place, staring at all of us dancing. Ryker in particular.

Ryker was leaning on a table close by, sipping punch and gazing out at everyone, not noticing he was being watched. Sunny was huddled in a corner, scribbling in a book and looking very depressed. A very normal thing to do at a party. Right.

I lost sight of them as more dogs moved in my way. I decided to think about them later and enjoy the time I was having with Xander.

Me: So does this make our... um, r - relationship...
Xander: Real?
Me: Yeah, that was - *stumbles* - oops - what I was going to say.

I realized I wasn't stuttering as much and actually felt braver.

Xander: *smiles beautifully* Totally. *catches me when I trip again*
Me: *grins back and blushes* Thanks for catching me. Again.
Xander: *chuckles softly* You're welcome. In fact, you're... *pauses* You're the only one who's made me feel happy... so much. Thank you.
Me: I - I - um, you're welcome?

As the song ended, I tripped. Again.

Xander easily caught me, but he also swept me into one of those waltz positions - you know, holding the so called 'damsel in distress' in his arms thing. He quickly pecked me on the cheek and pulled me upright, blushing intensely.

Xander: I - I -
Me: I think I'm supposed to... *quickly pecks his cheek, and blushes as well*
Xander: W - would you like to continue dancing? I u - understand if you're tired, or if you're tired of my company, or -
Me: Yes, I would!

I glanced back up at where Cinders was perched. Ryker had climbed up beside her and seemed to be apologizing. And he should, the jerk. Running away from...



Rose: Glad to see Snowy out of the party, for once.
Me: *jumps* E - erm, were you talking to me?!
Rose: Does it look like I'm talking to anyone else?!
Me: O - of course not! *forces myself to stop stutter* Of course not.
Rose: As I was saying, I hate when Populars crash the party.
Me: Well, not all Populars...
Rose: Just Snowy, then. *snorts* I wonder what the drama queen's doing now. Probably sobbing her eyes out, calling her rich parents for a new wig or something.
Me: I guess...
Rose: Oh, yeah. You should check out PawTube. You know, that PawTuber... what was her name again? Sun... Sunshine_Snow. Apparently she's been working hard to keep things updated.
Me: Who's that?
Rose: Eh. Dunno. *walks towards the snack table*

I decided to store that bit of information in my mind for later and continue having fun. The next song, Safety Dance - we had a blast. And the next one. And the next one. (Yes, I know it was a Doctor Woo Who song, but still) Personally, my favorite's Light 'em Up - but it's just... you know, personal. Yeah.

I managed to trip only three times during the last song - a new record! Xander was just... really awesome! He's a really cool guy... oh, wait. You mean he's my... boyfriend?! Erm, I didn't think of that... Yeah... Totally didn't... In fact, I'm going to distract myself with the PawTuber's video. Wait a second...

*types 'pawtube.com' and hits enter*
Me: Hmm...
*types 'Sunshine_Snow' and hits enter
Me: That's a lot of subscribers... Does she look familiar?
*clicks the most recent video and plays it*



???: HASHTAG - QUEEN BEE GETS ATTACKED BY A SCYTHE WIELDING... um... EMO!
Summer: IT'S CHAOS IN HERE! YEAH, THAT WAS A RANDOM GUY POSTING IT ON INSTABARK - *drops camera* WHOOPS!

Okay, that's - wait, is that Summer?!

Summer: *picks up camera* Phew. Anyways, you see here, one of the students here... just gave Ms Queen Bee the fastest haircut ever!

*notices myself in the background, looking like a complete idiots*

Me: Heheh. Erm, whoops.
Clara: *flaps up into the air* SHUT UP AND LET ME SAY SOMETHING!
Summer: Who's that -

*pauses video*

Me: Whoa. I didn't know that -



Kolli: Hooold on a second. IS THAT PAWTUBE?!
Me: Erm, yeah -
Kolli: You should look at my sister's PawTube account - Connie - but I'm actually more famous than her. But you should look at her videos anyways - they're really funny - mainly because I inspired her! Have you met her?!
Me: Erm, maybe, yes, no, um -
Kolli: Oh, yeah... and I have some bad news -



Monica: Kolli! I'm so glad you're here! I was just wondering if you'd help me a little - you know in one of your videos, you did this really amazing acrobatic trick - I tried, but I can't do it properly! My wings keep on folding to the side when I try the somersault and -
Kolli: Don't worry! I'll try to teach you! First, you have to -
Monica: Crouch down, right?!
Kolli: Yep! But you also have to fold your wings really close to your body, and... *wanders off*
Monica: *sticks to her side and listens attentively*

Well... that was weird. What bad news did Kolli have? I'll just have to ask her later... Oh, look. There's Creek - Fang's raiding the snacks table, so I guess Creek's staying out of it. Maybe she knows about the bad news...

Me: Hey! Creek! Thanks for the outfit - *pulls at the hem of my dress*
Creek: You're welcome! Anything for a dear friend.
Me: Well, I was just wondering if you know any bad news that's going on...?
Creek: No, sorry. Unless you're talking about Fang leaving the snacks table spotless. As in devouring every snack.
Me: *chuckles* I'm sure he won't. *glances up and sees him* Sort of. Let me... erm... persuade him into getting away from the snacks table.
Creek: *grins* Best of luck, then!
Me: I'll need it. I think. *hurries over to Fang*

Fang was busily crunching on crisps to notice me.

Me: Fang.
Fang: *continues eating*
Me: Fang...?
Fang: *continues eating*
Me: FANG!
Fang: *jumps up* SKYLER!
Me: Are you planning to eat every single bit of food on this table?
Fang: Um. Maybe not so much, but I'm - *takes another bite* - as hungry as a wolf.
Me: You... sort of are one.
Fang: Yeah. Of course. *laughs*
Me: Well... you know, I think... Creek's looking for you!
Fang: I told her where I was.
Me: Maybe... Maybe she wants to dance with you...?
Fang: S - she does?! I mean, of course she does. *drops the crisps and races over*
Me: Phew.

I watched as Fang rushed up to Creek. Creek giggled and led him onto the dance floor, where they launched into a romantic waltz. I was still watching them when someone tapped my shoulder.

???: Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
Me: *jumps* WHO GOES THERE! *coughs* I mean, who's there? *turns around*



Victoire: *strokes the black cat by her side* You are different. You are a... raven in a world of doves.
Me: What? I'm a raven?
Victoire: Poe is. *lifts paw to reveal a raven perched on it*
Me: Whoa. You're creepy. Erm, no offense.
Victoire: I dread the events of the future, not in themselves but in their results.
Me: What?
Victoire: Do you, young one?
Me: You're not any older than me.
Victoire: To die laughing must be the most glorious of all glorious deaths!, as Edgar said.
Me: That's stupid.
Victoire: I believe not. You have a long, dark future ahead of yourself. There are more things to worry about than dying of laughter. Of course, as Edgar Allen Poe said -
Me: Is that your crow? Or cat?
Victoire: Raven. No, he is not. As Edgar Allen Poe said, Stupidity is a talent for misconception.
Me: Can you stop talking about Mr Poe? Or talking in weird riddles?
Victoire: *tilts head to the side* Take heed of my warnings... Skyler.
Me: Wait a second - those were warnings? I thought they were -
Victoire: *slips away*

I stared at the spot I last saw her, rubbed my forehead, and shrugged. Oh, well. I decided to go outside for some fresh air and quiet, and wandered outside. I could feel the breeze ruffling the fur on my cheeks as I sat down on the edge of the fountain to write.

I didn't know how long I sat there, writing. I didn't look up until I felt someone gently give me a push. Backwards.

I started to topple into the fountain in slow motion. Well, not really slow motion, but it felt like it.

Me: WAAAATER!
???: *pushes me out of the fountain before I can fall* Careful there... Skyler.

My mysterious rescuer leaped out of the fountain and beside the guy who pushed me.



Ocean: Luke! Why did you try to push Skyler into the fountain?!
Luke: *chuckles sheepishly* I couldn't resist. A prank hasn't been played in way too long, amigo. *glances at me* What are you writing in? An agenda?
Me: What?
Luke: Whoops. Diary.
Me: *jumps* NO! It's not a diary! It's a Hawk! I mean... *notices their expressions* Yeah, it's a diary. Erm, hawk. Please don't tell anyone! It's totally uncool to write in a diary, yeah, but -
Ocean: No, it's not. And I promise I won't tell anyways.
Luke: Yeah. Me too.
Me: *grins* Thanks. *glances at Ocean* How did you help me out of the fountain, anyways? It felt like you pushed me from behind... but that means you were in the fountain... but that's impossible because you're completely dry!
Ocean: Me? Oh, I changed. And... um... I like water.
Me: But I didn't see you get in the fountain or anything. Or I didn't see your nose sticking out of the fountain, for that matter.
Ocean: I - I can breathe underwater. *panics* It's a really 'uncool' thing, right?! It's too -
Me: No, it's cool! It's not... um... weird. Not as weird as things I've seen before.
Luke: And... I have this... *holds out paw* It's been in my family since the Dragon Ages. *notices our expressions* Yeah, I have a dragon in my lineage. Or two. So... *a torch nearby flickers and shapes into a dragon's head* I can control any kind of fire. I can't create it or anything...
Me: Oh, wow. Don't tell me this school's a power school or something...
Ocean: Did you say something?
Me: N - no! Of course not. Thanks for saving me, by the way. I... erm, hate water. Not scared of it or anything. Heheh.
Luke: Cool. I'll be going in now. It's getting a little too quiet for my tastes.
Ocean: I'll... um... stay in the fountain. If nobody minds.
Me: Sure. I'll stay outside for a while for some quiet, too.

I watched as Ocean slipped into the water. As she entered the water, I noticed her dress seem to change into some kind of swimming suit. I wandered around outside and stopped under a tree.

Me: Hello? ... Hannah? Ann?

There was silence for a moment. Then the rustle I had heard a couple of seconds before started again. Ann's head peeped out between the leaves.



Me: I knew it.
Ann: Hello, Skyler. Were you looking for me?
Me: Well, no, but I just saw you... there.
Ann: Okay. Of course. Care to join me?
Me: Sure. *flaps onto the branch beside her*

I sat in the tree for a while. Ann leaned on the thick branch she had been sitting on earlier and scribbled away in her notebook.

Me: What are you writing about?
Ann: *jumps* Um, nothing! Nothing... much.
Me: Oh. Erm, okay.

We sat for a couple of awkward moments. Then I heard a voice below.



Splash: Are there dogs up there? *peers up between the leaves*
Me: Erm, yes. Nerd-Outcast... party thing.
Splash: Ooh! I'll join! *climbs onto the branch next to me and pulls out a sketchbook* Count me in. *starts drawing*
Ann: I hope nobody else comes along. There aren't enough branches to support more people.
Me: Oh. I'll just get off, then, if nobody minds...
Splash: But you aren't going to stay? It's very peaceful here...
Me: I'm a little bored with quiet, now. I think I'll head for the party again.
Ann: Oh. Of course. See you later, Skyler.
Me: See you.
Splash: Bye!

I jumped off the tree branch and spread my wings to soften my fall. I started to walk back towards the main entrance when I nearly bumped into someone.



Keira: Kerma, oh, Kerma. Why did you have to leave me alone? *sighs* ... I hope it's soon.
Me: Erm, hello?
Keira: *jumps* Oh, Skyler. Did you... um... hear me?
Me: Erm. Only the first part. I mean, the last sentence.
Keira: *sighs* Please, I don't want to talk about it.
Me: Um, sure! If you don't want to.
Keira: *pauses for a moment* Could you sign this? *gives me the sheet*
Me: Oh. Um, petition to break up the Populars? Some of them are nice -
Keira: Just the snobby ones.
Me: Okay, then. *scribbles down my name with the pen Keira gave me*
Keira: I have reason to believe Danava will want to sign this, too. Could you help me ask her to sign this? I have... something to do. Just put it down - *points at a potted plant* - in that pot and I'll come and collect it later.
Me: Sure! Of course.
Keira: Thanks. *hurries off*

I picked up the paper and pen, then wandered back into the party. I looked around for Danava, and finally spotted her by the snacks table. Tossing crisps over her shoulder. I skirted around the dance floor to get to her.



Me: Danava? Why are you wasting food -
Danava: Food isn't being wasted. *tosses another crisp over her shoulder* He's still hungry. Or was he a she?
Me: Who?
Danava: *chuckles softly* My tail, of course.

I looked over at her fox tail and sure enough, there was a mouth there and it was devouring the crisps that Danava was tossing it. And sneaking some crisps from the table as well.

Me: Oh. Erm, okay. Where does the food go?
Danava: Digested, maybe? Or maybe the normal excretion way.
Me: What?
Danava: Poop.
Me: Oh. I... see.
Danava: Very strange, I know. But us dogs have adapted to weird things.
Me: Of course. Oh, and Keira wanted you to sign a petition for... um, breaking up the populars?
Danava: I... I guess so. She told me already, but she hasn't given me the sheet yet... *signs it* There.
Me: Thanks! I'd better put this back in the plant pot now.
Danava: Plant pot?
Me: Erm, just return it to Keira.
Danava: Of course. Hope you have a great time.
Me: You too! *rushes outside*

I dunked it into the pot and was about to return to the party when someone stepped out of the main entrance to block my way. Sort of.

Clara: Skyler, I have something to tell you...

[cosmos.;]

Skyler, why did you do that? I had science homework this morning and I'm gonna be singing the Periodic table song for the rest of 2016 now ._. Not that it's a bad thing XD

Is Summer on Youtube/Pawtube now? What? Oh noes. This is gonna be disaster.
And I know someone in my diaries yells HASHTAG a lot... Unless that was just a background character.

[abxy]

OHMANAMANANANAMAMA
OH MANA BANANA
WHOTZ GANNA HAPPIN (All jokes aside this was great as usual!)

[namjoon.]

Dang.



Now I have to make up a story about what Clara does in the toilet trying to cheer Snowy up.





SHAME 20LAIT1. SHAMEEEEEEEEE

[cosmos.;]

Dang.



Now I have to make up a story about what Clara does in the toilet trying to cheer Snowy up.





SHAME 20LAIT1. SHAMEEEEEEEEE

A shame war is about to start.

[CoolComrade]

Both of my doggies in one entry? What is this, the best thing ever? Apparently yes. Thank you so much, 20! They're both perfect! :3

[LostFoxInTheStorm]

Oh wow! Thanks for giving Han a very early part! Her attitude was featureda absolutely perfectly!

[pinkgeneguy]

This is so...bananas!