THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT'S A POTATO CHIP

[catgoesmoo5]

marking cause this is awesome (and i don't know how to work those stinkin bookmarks STILL -.-)

[Coolpaw5]

Hey Potato Chip!

I just realized something...

Halloween is in one week.

And I do not have a costume.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAT AM I GONNA BEEE?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I looked through my closet, trying on all the costumes that Zara packed me. There's gonna be a lot of pictures taken by my trusty Polaroid Camera.

Ariel

Under the sea!

Witch

Nah, way too used.

Fashion Rich Person

Wow! I look like I actually have some-sort of fashion sense!

Mean Doctor/Spy

Yeah, well I didn't have a knife. I mean, what sane dog brings a knife to her new boarding school?! So, to replace it, I have a shot filled with unknown and possibly deadly blue acid. DUh. So, i guess I'm not really a spy. But, I could be a realllly cruel looking doctor!

Maid

.__. Uh... Why did Zara pack me this?

vampire

Rawr! >:D

elf princess

I feel fancy!

fairy

. . . I'm getting desperate.

Floofy dress witch

.______. Zara, if I ever see you again, remind me to punch you.

Batgirl/burglar

-n- Welllllll...

I sighed to myself and realized that it was 7:30 AM and Delight got up. She was staring at me and shaking her head.

Delight: What the potato are you even supposed to be?
Me: Uh... A whole bunch of things.
Delight: Gosh, you suck.
Me: .__.
Delight: I'll make a costume for you later. Come on, it's my turn to use the bathroom.
I grabbed my bag and looked around for Britney. She was supposed to be my guide.

Britney: Oh gosh. You're still here.
Me: .___.
Britney: Come on. Let's go!
We walked over to this sorority house type of thing. Oh yeah, there were no classes for the week because it's supposed to be Fall break. Most students chose to go visit their families but I have no where else to go. :/

Britney: Ugh. RAZZLE-DAZZLE, WHERE ARE YOU?!
???: Oh gawsh. IM COMING!!!



Britney: What took you so long? Cassandra, this is Razzle-Dazzle. She's my spirit companion.
Razzle-Dazzle: Oh my gosh, for the last time, my name is not Razzle-Dazzle. It's Snow.
Me: What are you?!
Snow: What? You've never seen an owl before?
Britney: She's new here. Although, I don't expect her to know anything at all.
Me: Is this whole thing a trip to see how many times you guys can insult me?
Snow: Right... Well, I'm a spirit companion. I reflect my owner and come whenever she calls me. Which is way too often...
Britney: She's a flying animal which represents the wind element.
Me: O3O How an I get one?!
Snow: Well, once you choose a corp, then this dude will come in your dreams and match you with an animal that fits your personality.
Britney: You see, Razzle-Dazzle-
Snow: MY NAME IS SNOW

Britney: Whatever. You see that she's a Very Rare? That mean it's very hard to get a companion that looks and has the same personality as her. Which means I'm worth a lot.
Me: Wait, so different people can get the same kind of spirit companion?
Snow: Yup! Some people get a common spirit animal, which labels them as an average boring person.
Britney: You'll be lucky to get a Very Common.
Me: D:< So the highest rarity is a Very Rare?
Snow: No... There is one higher.
Britney: Whatever. Come on , we're late.
We went over to a different part of the sorority house. A few other girls were there, gossiping about who knows what.

Britney: Hey gals! Whatcha guys doing?
Girl #1: Hey! We're just talking about the new girl, Cass- OHHH! SHE'S HERE! Hiiiiii
Me: .__. Hello...
Then they started talking about really boring stuff, so I talked to Snow.

Me: So, I'm going to get a spirit companion?
Snow: Yup! They range to many different kinds of animals. Rats, guinea pigs, foxes. You might even get fruit like a rotton banana or a pickle or something. But those are SUPER RARE.
Me: Super rare?
Snow: Try, OMG SO RARE!
Me: Wow.
Snow: Yuppers. They're using the personality test you took a few days ago.
Me: Coolios. o3o I can't wait to get one!!!
Snow: Advice, don't join Populars. You don't seem like you would fit here.
Me: Oh. You mean, I'm DIVERGENT!
Snow: Wat?
Me: Never mind. I have to get going, Delight is expecting me. BYEEEEEEE

____ Running back to the dooorm ____

Me: Hey! I made it! :D
Delight: I got all the stuff ready. Sit down. I shouldn't take long.
HAHAHAHA BIGGEST LIE OF DOGKIND.

She took at least 3 hours on 3 different costumes.


Delight: Okay, I took the pictures. Here's the first one.



Me: Oh cool. Who's that?
Delight: -__- It's you.
Me: WHAAAAAAAAAAAA BUT where's my hair?!?! How'd you get the eyes like that?! WHAT WIZARDRY IS THIS?!
Delight: .__. Right... Here's the next one.



Me: ._. Okay, jokes over, who is that?
Delight: I know, I'm amazing. V-V
Me: How did you get that little ghost thingy to come out of my mouth?
Delight: It's a little light projection thing.
Me: I didn't even feel it!
Delight: Yeah, you fell asleep. You snore. A lot.
Me: -____________- Show me the last one.
Now, I'm not gonna show the last one because I've decided that it was going to be my official Halloween costume! WHOO! Kay, got to go. It's like 10 and I'm tired.

BYEEEEEEEEEEE!

[tunsax1]

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[CookieCat000]

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[Coolpaw5]

Hey Potato Chip!

My schedule is packed! Even though it's Fall Break.

And I have no friends.

But still!

Really busy!

They decided to fit my Jocks meeting and Emo meeting into the same day because they decided that I probably wouldn't fit in to their groups, but they might as well try. I have my Emo uniform in my backpack, so I can change later. So, I went walked over to find Daniel.



Daniel: Hey Cassandra. We're going to the gym! HARDCORE!
Me: .__.
We walked over to the sorority house which was basically a giant gym.
Daniel: Alright, we're going to be working our abs first, seeing you have none.
Me: I have abs, alright? Look, BAM! See those tight packs?
Daniel: No...
Me: Well, only smart people can see it.
Daniel: Oh. Okay. Makes sense. Anyway, we have to work out! Come on!
We exercised, ran around, did some curl-ups, ate some chocolates to gain all the calories I lost back, and swam.

Me: Omipotatochips, I'm so tired.
Daniel: Good, now that we are past the warm-up,
Me: THAT WAS THE WARM UP?!
Daniel: Yeah, oh hey, it's Zolt!



I immediately freaked out as Zolt came closer, because I am a teenage girl that prepares for the worst.

Zolt: Hey dude. Wassup?
Daniel: Nuthin. What you doing around here?
Zolt: Just working out. You know how chicks love the muscle.
Daniel: Yeah, we all know that girls worship buff dudes. Ain't that right Cassandra?
Zolt became aware of my existence and asked me,
Zolt: Oh hey. Is it true?
Me: Uhh yeah I mean, not all gilrs, girls, and uhh yeah, I mean, no, I meawn, mean, yeah. Yeah.
Zolt: Okay... Listen, I got to go. See you later Daniel and Cassandra.
Me: Asdfghjkl; he's hot.
Daniel: We got- *Alarm starts ringing* Oh! It's time for you to go to Emos. Have fun! *picks up another weight* *Kisses his biceps* Look at my guns. Pew pew.
Me: .__. *runs away*
So I changed in the bathroom and saw Brianna outside, waiting for me.
Totes not creepy.



Brianna: Come on, let's go.
We walked over to this sorority house which was of course, a haunted mansion.



Me: Do I look okay? I don't think I look Emo enough.
Brianna: You look... Acceptable. As long as you do nothing stupid-
Me: OOOH! LOOK, A MUSTACHE! *puts on mustache* SELFIE TIME!



Brianna: -___- Come on. Today, we are going over what we do when we are depressed. And please, for the sake of everyone here, can you at least try to be a little unhappy.
Me: Okie dokie artichokie! o3o
Brianna: *sigh* Okay, Jason, why don't you go first?
Jason: Well, when I'm depressed, I usually like to write really creepy poems and post them on the internet so everyone else can feel my sadness.
Brianna: *nods head* Okay, *sucks in breath* Cassandra, why don't you go?
Jason: She doesn't look sad. Or emo. Or interesting at all.
Brianna: I know right?
Jason: You sure she can handle it? She doesn't seem like the sad, moody type.
Me: *AHEM* When I'm depressed, I cut myself-
Everyone: *GASP* *claps*
Me: -a piece of cake. o3o Then I eat it without thinking of all the carbs and enjoy it. It's amazing.
Everyone: -___________-
Brianna: /)-*
Me: How'd I do? *:D*
Brianna: I don't think you would like it here.
Me: Shucks. I was so sure that I would fit in here.
Brianna: Right. Now, shoo shoo, we got things to do.
Me: Awwww...
I had nothing to do the entire day, so I called the school office, and they said I could try out the Nerds group right now. I changed into nerd clothes, and knocked on their sorority house.



Joshua: ._. Hello?
Me: It's me-
Joshua: *slams door close*
Me: .__. HEY LET MEH INNN
Joshua: -__- What are you doing here?
Me: I'm here to tour the nerd sorority! So, whatcha guys doing? o3o
Joshua: We're doing our monthly book club-
Me: OOOH OH OHOHOHOHOHOH I WANNA JOINNN!!! I LUF BOOKS, I READ THEM!!!
Joshua: .__. *sigh* Come on in.
Me: ^3^
Josh: Everyone, meet Cassandra. Cassandra, we're discussing our favorite quotes from a book we read, A Game of Thrones. It was quite riveting. I assume you read it?
Me: There's a book? I thought it was just a tv show. o3o
Josh: .__. Right, I guess you didn't read it then. It's fine, just pick a quote from your favorite book. Okay, uhh... Linda, why don't you go first?
Linda: Alright. My favorite quote was, "Never forget who you are for surely the world won't make it your strength. Your weakness. Armor yourself in it and it can never be used against you."
Josh: Good choice. Cassandra, what book did you choose?
Me: The Fault in Our Stars. It's super good. o3o
Josh: Okay, so what was your favorite quote?
Me: Ooh, ooh! How about, "I fell in love with you the way ketchup falls out of a bottle, slowly, then all at once."
Josh: That's not a quote from the-
Me: Oh, I also like the quote, "It's a metaphor you see, you put the textbook in front of you, but don't give it the power to teach you anything." It changed my life the minute I read it. *:D*
Josh: -__- Now you're just insulting nerds everywhere. OUT!
So, they kicked me out of their sorority house. I wouldn't like them much anyway. They seem so uptight, right?! So, it was a few hours until bedtime, so I walked around campus to explore a bit. Walking around a new campus at night, seems smart. Nothing significant happened, so I just sighed and went back to my dorm.

AND SAW DELIGHT STILL TYPINGGGG!!! GARGHHHHH

Me: DELIGHT, I'M GOING TO READ WHATEVER YOU'RE TYPING IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DOOOOO!!!
Delight: NOOOOOOOO
She tried to close her laptop, but I charged her down and grabbed it. On the screen said, "Dear Bloggy blog, this is really weird. My roommate keeps trying to see what I'm doing. It's kinda annoying. *le-roll eyes* Oh well. She always writes in this weird book. I think it said something like, 'Penguin' on the cover...? OMIGOSH, WHAT IF SHE LIKES PENGUIN!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
That is LOLOL!!! I'm totally going to-"

She snatched her laptop back before I could finish reading and closed it down.

Me: *GASP* I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON PENGUINNNNN
Delight: Whatever.
Me: D:< What were you going to do?
Delight: Nothing.
Me: DELIGHT, WE CANNOT HAVE A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP IF YOU REFUSE TO COOPERATE!!!
Delight: >.> Look, I just met you. You can not expect me to trust you like that.
Me: WHY NOTTTTT?!?!!?!?! AM I NOT TRUSTWORTHY?!
Delight: To some extent. >.> I'm just not a trusting person.
Me: Whyyyyyyyyyy?
Delight: Ugh. I don't know! I find everyone skeptical! You should be a little more cautious! You're a very important dog. (VID) Shouldn't you have learned to not trust everyone?
Me: Unless they give me a reason not to.
Delight: Well, you should be a little more exact than that. It's going to destroy you in the future.
Me: o.o Wat?
Delight: Anyway, I know that your book doesn't say Penguin on it. It says Potato Chip for some really weird reason. It's a diary that you don't call a diary because you're too hipster for that.
Me: How did you know?! O.O Can you read my minddd?!
Delight: -__- No, you leave it in the dorm. You can't expect me to not be a little curious.
Me: Be warned, curiosity killed the cat.
Delight: Good thing I'm a dog then, huh?
We laughed and I was all like #SOCKS, and she was all like whaaaaaa and yeah. Halloween is coming soon! In like a week now! SQUEEEE IM SO EXCITED! There's going to be a Halloween dance and EVERYTHINGGG!!!

Oh.

Wait..

I don't have a date.

. . .

Potatoes...

[Coolpaw5]

OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I lost ALL OF MY PENS EXCEPT THIS MEASLY PURPLE ONE THAT WAS STOLEN FROM DELIGHT!!!!!

YOU WOULD THINK AFTER KEEPING ALL MY PENS NEAT AND ORGANIZED FOR SO LONG THAT I WOULDN'T LOSE THEM!!!

NOW HOW CAN YOU TELL WHAT EACH PERSON IS SAYING?!

WHYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?!? Oh wait, Delight has four pens. This purple one, a blue one, a black one, and a red one.

But I can't do that thing I usually do or else you guys are gonna get confused.

UGH, BUT THERE IS NO OTHER FORM OF WRITING!!! AND I HAD SO MUCH I HAD TO SPILL ABOUTTT!!!

Oh wait, let me google that.

Oh... Yeah, I forgot about that. There's stupid old english writing. *sigh* I guess I have to do that... The blue pen will be me talking, red for my friends, black for things that happened and purple for other people.

12 YEARS OF PRACTICE, DON'T FAIL ME NOW! Oh yeah, I suddenly lost my ability to write in the center of the page, sooo...

___ Start! ___

xxxxOkay, so I had my meeting with the Outcasts today. I went over to their sorority which was surprisingly normal. Weird. So, Penguin greeted me by the door. "I'm guessing that you didn't fit in to any of the other groups?" he asked. I nodded my head and he rolled his eyes. "Yeah, I assumed so. You're so... useless! No offense," he added as an afterthought.

I gave him a face of disapproval and replied, "And yet, I'm still offended. Come on, let's just go in." We walked inside the sorority house to find a bunch of outcasts writing in diaries and playing video games. "Omigosh, this place is awesome!" I jumped onto a nearby couch and got you out. Penguin stared at me before coming over and grabbing kidnapping you. "Hey!" I exclaimed, surprised by the sudden movement.

"You're not allowed to hang out in here unless you're a full fledged member," he said as he tossed you onto a table. I gave him a slap on the shoulder and huffed out. "What are we doing then?" "We're going to show you all the 'wonderful' things there is to be an outcast." "Then we can stay here," I said with a smile. "This place is wonderful."

"Come on," he grabbed me by my arm and I reluctantly followed him. It was a basic tour, and I found it really boring. "Isn't there anything else that we can do?" I asked, trying to escape the horrible boringness. He rolled his eyes and replied, "We're almost at the best part." He dragged me up a terrifyingly long staircase leading up somewhere. Penguin finally opened the door and a breeze flew in.

"Wow!" We reached the roof of the sorority house. You could see the entire campus from here and a bit of wilderness. Birds were flying about, singing happy songs and fighting each other for food. Penguin came over and smiled, "Best part." I nodded my head, "Yup. Definitely beats all that boring stuff before. He rolled his eyes, but stared out from the view, specifically into the wilderness part. "Anyway, we should get going." "I don't understand how this is bad in any way! Why aren't more people in Outcast?"

He shrugged, "Maybe the fact that we get attacked a lot. A LOT. We just managed to fix this place up, but the populars are no doubt coming back to destroy it again." "What?" I asked with an appalled face. "Well, the populars come here often to destroy a bunch of our property. Trees toilet-papered, litter everywhere, graffiti all over the walls. Sometimes one of our members even get taken away to another group if they prove to be useful. Unlike you. So you don't have to worry about that." I gave him a dry look before thanking him on the tour.

I walked over to the table and grabbed you back, whispering soothing words and patting you gently. Yeah... That earned quite a few weird glares from quite a few people. Except those writing in diaries. They understood. I left outcasts, and went back to my dorm to make a final decision on my choice. Delight wasn't there yet, probably doing some extra-curricular activity.

Well, if I choose Populars, I'll live a life of ease that will probably be super boring. If I choose Jocks, I'll get abs and be super duper healthy. Ew. If I choose Emos, then I'm doomed to be glooooomy. If I choose nerds, then I'll probably get smarter but not really enjoy it. And if I choose Outcasts, then it will be cool, but we get attacked a lot.

I mentally growled at myself before writing in you. Delight came back to the dorm and got a glass of water, "Have you chose a group yet?" I shook my head no, and she patted me on the shoulder. "It's cool. I'm in Emos." I gasped at her. How can I have a friend that is isn't in outcasts or populars?! "You're in Emos?!" She gave me a look and nodded her head slowly. "Yeah..."

"Why?!" I asked. She cautiously backed away a good distance before answering, "Because I'm not exactly the most happiest person..." At that exact moment, I realized how little we know of each other. "Hey! Let's play a game!" "Your mood changed quickly." "We take turns asking questions to one another." She shrugged, "Okay I guess."

We sat down on the carpeted floor, facing each other. "So, let's start of simple. What's your favorite color?" "Probably gray." "I like sky blue." "Okay, so what weapon are you best with?" "Uhh... A bow and arrow, I guess?" "I'm awesome with a knife." I scooted away a bit. "So..." We were cut short by a telephone ring. Delight ran up and answered the call. She went into the bathroom to make sure I couldn't hear her.

When she came out, she smiled and sat back down. "What was that?" I asked a bit suspicious. "Nothing. Have you chose a corp yet?"

I nodded my head, "I don't really know. I'm kinda leaning towards outcasts-"Delight looked shocked, "Or populars, because, ya know, I have the ability to. I just don't know. "Just do what you want- "Go with outcasts, OKAY, THANKS DELIGHT! She gave me a weird look that I shrugged off. "That reminds me, I should go tell the military lady my choice. I'll see you later!" I ran off to the office and saw the military lady sitting there, going through folders.

"I HAVE MADE MY DECISION!" She jumped up in her seat before shooting me a glare. "I see. And what would that be?" "Outcasts." "You sure about that? You could choose any corp you want." I nodded my head, "I'm sure." She shrugged and replied, "Okay... The guy will be coming tonight. Sweet dreams!"

So yeah. I came back to my dorm, but Delight went to bed, leaving me all alone. I am writing in you everything that happened. It was quite a busy- OH COME ON?! SERIOUSLY?!

I JUST FOUND MY BAG OF PENS. REALLY?! RIGHT AS I FINISH UP?! ARGH! Oh well. At least I have my pens for when I write in you about my dream tonight. That dude that's supposed to assign me my spirit companion is coming. o3o So. yeah. Good night!

[Coolpaw5]

Hey Potato Chip!

I found my pens! *:D*

Also, SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What happened? You may ask. Well, I got my spirit companion! Whoo! This is what happened:

So, I went to bed, and fell asleep. Not a few minutes later (I think, who can tell how long you were dreaming when you're asleep?) a dude came.

Me: Who are you?
Dude: The man of your dreams.
Me: .__.
Dude: *wink wink*
Me: Okay... I'm going to go over there...
Dude: Waiiiiit, I'm just kidding. Unless you're not kidding. *wink wink*
Me: ._______. Hi. I am Cassandra.
Dude: I know.
Me: .__. Okay, you're supposed to be the dude that's supposed to give me my spirit animal, right?
Dude: Yup! o3o Okay, so... *Reads paper* . . .
Me: Soooo what do I get???
Dude: *serious face* I'm sorry I'm going to have to be the one to tell you this, but...
Me: Omigosh I'm a super special person that has awesome powers that can withstand mind control and be awesome so the government is going to come after me and kill me right?
Dude: Uhh... No, you're a weirdo.
Me: .__. I get that a lot.
Dude: It's just, who would answer, "What would you do if you lost your homework that's due the next day?" with "I would have probably ripped it to shreds in frustration myself, so I would just get the shredded paper from the trash, sigh, turn that in, and write my will so when my parents kill me, my stuff gets transfered out."
Me: What?! It's reasonable!
Dude: -__- Most people would say something like, "I would redo it."
Me: o3o Soooo what do I get??!?!?!?!?!?
Dude: *reads some more* You are a complete weirdo, gosh.
Me: UGHHHH
Dude: Right. So, I'm just going to put this test into the pot over there, and then your spirit animal should pop out. So, hope for the best...
Me: OooOoohh What am I gonna get???? An owl? A bat? A bunny? A-
Dude: SHHHH, IT'S COMINGGG
So we waited a bit when nothing came out. We just kinda stared at it.

Me: .__. Is something supposed to happen?
Dude: Uhh... It should be coming out now... *knocks on pot*
Then, a big rainbow filled with potatoes came bursting out of the pot.

Dude: WHAT THE-
Me: IT'S AWESOMEEE
And then...

Something, sprang out...



Dude:
???: Bzz
Dude: OMIGOSH, DO YOU KNOW HOW RARE THAT IS??!?!?
Me: .__. The Potato are you?
???: I'm a beeeeeee! *:D*
Me: Uh... Could I have a refund?
Dude: OMIGOSH, IT'S AN ULTRA RARE!!! An OMG SO RARE!
Me: Really?! This thing?!
???: Hey, no disrespecting the bee.
Me: Right. Are you sure I can't change it?
Dude: -___- Even if you wanted to, which you should not, I can't. It's your spirit animal. You have to keep it. KAY BYE! It will tell you all you need to knowwwww *vanishes*
So, it was just me and the thing.

Me: .__. What's your name?
BeeBee: I'm BeeBee!
Me: I thought you said you were a beeeeee?
BeeBee: I am.
Me: And your name is BeeBee.
BeeBee: Correct.
Me: So your a beeeeeee and your name is BeeBee.
BeeBee: Yup.
Me: No offense, but that's pretty stupid.
BeeBee: -__- Don't blame me, blame the stupid dude that named me. I'm happy for a nickname. *:D*
Me: .__. I just can't get over it. It's like naming me, DogDog.
BeeBee: Shaddup. You will be my friend whether you like it or not. Anyway, I'm a spirit companion, which means that I am a lot like you, but really different. I'm a spirit, so you don't have to feed me. I come when you call, and help you with any problems you may have. I have a bit of magic, and I'm just awesome.
Me: Right... So how do we get out of here?
BeeBee: We get out when you wake up. So, we have like... *checks watch* about 4 hours until you wake up. What do you want to do until then?
Me: Meh. Hey, this is my dream land right?
BeeBee: Yeah.
Me: Hehehehhehehehehheheheheheh *poofs in potato chips*
BeeBee: *poofs in honey*
So we started eating honey-covered potato chips and 'bonded' a bit.

Me: OKAY FOR THE LAST TIME, THE TARDIS IS A PHONE BOOTH!!!
BeeBee: NO, IT'S A BLUE BOX!!!
Me: ARGHHH
Yup.

So I eventually did wake up, and BeeBee was there to greet me.

BeeBee: GOOD MORNING!
Me: Ughhhhhhhh
BeeBee: It's great to be out! Smell that fresh air! It's great! Btw, who's that girl that's sleeping above you?
Me: That's Delight. She's my roommate.
Delight: Cassie? Who are you talking to- OMIGOSH WHAT IS THAT THING KILL IT WITH FIREEE
BeeBee: AHHHHHHHH
So they chased each other around, both trying to avoid each other as much as possible. I just sat there and watched them.

Delight: OMIGOSH GET IT AWAYY
Me: Delight, it's my spirit companion. It's not flesh and bones.
BeeBee: Technically, I don't have bones. I have an exoskeleton, which is basically a bones covering on the outside-
Delight: Ew, okay. Gross. I just don't like bugs. My spirit companion is a-



Moonbunny: Me! I'm her spirit companion.
Delight: Yeah.
Moonbunny: I don't come out much because I'm too busy drawing black skies and writing super depressing stories. Oh, and making happy dreams about rainbows and unicorns for Enchantment.
Me: .__. She suits you well.
BeeBee: o3o Don't I fit you well?
Me: >.> I don't even know if you're a boy or girl.
BeeBee: *gasp* Offensive! I'm a girl, because the spirit animal has to be the same gender as the owner. It makes it easier to be comfortable with.
Me: Right... So Delight, you cool with BeeBee yet?
Delight: I don't know, it freaks me out. *shivers*
Me: Well, you're going to have to because she's going to be hanging around with meh.
BeeBee: Yup. o3o Bzz
Me: Yeah.

*awkward silence*

Me: I should get going. :T
BeeBee: That means I'm going too! Let me get my jacket.
Me: What do you need a jacket for? You're like, tiny and covered in fur.
BeeBee: What do you need clothes for? You're like, big and covered in fur.
Me: Touche. Whatever, I have to go meet up with the Outcasts.
BeeBee: Let's goooooo!

So we walked out the door, and BeeBee followed behind me.

Me: BeeBee, do you- *my phone starts ringing*
Phone: *ringtone: It's Mazeee~*
Me: O-O
BeeBee: DON'T DO IT CASSIE.
Me: How do you even know who he is?
BeeBee: I have all your memories. Anyway, DON'T DO IT CASSIE. BE STRONG.
Me: I knowwwww
Phone: *Ringtone: It's Mazeeee~ Pick up the phone!*
Me: Should I answer him???
BeeBee: I think the real question is, are my knees all that good?
Me: What?!
BeeBee: Anyway, don't do it. It won't be good.
Me: o.o *phone ringing* Grrrrrrrrrrr
BeeBee: Here, give me the phone. *starts tapping stuff on it* There we go!
Me: What did you do...?
BeeBee: Pssh, nothing. Now, come on. OUTCASTSSS
I tried looking over my phone, but couldn't find anything out of place. Only that Maze stopped calling me. I shrugged it off and went over to the Outcasts hangout.

Penguin: Hey Cassie. I guess you chose Outcasts?
Me: Yeah! And I got my spirit companion! Ta daaaa
BeeBee: Bzz
Penguin: What is that...? OMGNESS IT'S AN ULTRA-RARE
Me: o3o Yeah.
BeeBee: *u* I'm special.
Penguin: Wow. It's kinda weird though. I guess it does suit you.
Me: WHY YOU ALL SAYING IM WEIRD?!
BeeBee & Penguin: Because you're weird.

Me: Really? Even you BeeBee?
BeeBee: I'm really starting to dislike my name. .__.
Me: Well, it's your name. You stuck with it. Like my name, it's pretty awesome, so I'm cool with it.
Penguin: Right... I'm going to go now... Be sure to hang around here after school often. It's pretty legit.
Me: Kayyy
So after that, the rest of the day was pretty uneventful.

I mean, I met up with Moonstream and Ann, oh and Rebellion. They were all talking together on a table. I also saw Squishy splashing in some water as Brie chased Pip around. Dimension was hanging around the bike rack, and she was chatting with Diana about something. Maybe fluffy kittens.

Eh. Oh yeah, aliens struck down and captured like half of us so it's our mission to go into space to save them all. I went with Delight and BeeBee by my side as we prepared the rocket to Mars. but that's another story.

Lol, I'm just kidding maybe so I guess I have to go. Delight is typing on her diary blog with her moonbunny sleeping on her lap. BeeBee is currently sitting on my head

A hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk

What the heck BeeBee? Come on, seriously? We can not copy another author, okay? That is rude and uncreative.

Aww that sucks. I read it in this other book. It was pretty legit. Her life is way more exciting than yours. You're BORINGGGGG

.__. You know, you should stop marking up my Potato Chip and just talk to me in person.

Well, I'm not a person so I have no idea how it is to talk like one. o3o

BeeBee, you better stop copying others, kay?

Ah, ah, ah, ACHOO

Well, at least you credited them. :\ Now can you please leave?

Fineeee this is my last words. (hehehe maybe) BYEEEEEE Imma go sleep.

Hey what do you mean, 'maybe'? Oh well. She left. She's sleeping on my pillow now. Only a few more days until the Halloween dance! o3o And that means, a few more days to get a date!

I am not going to be one of those hipsters that just go alone to a party. And everyone knows that we teenage girls have to have a date to go to a dance.

Well, who could I ask?

Welllll you could ask your super-mega-big crush. I mean, you've been crushing on him since you got here.

Great, you're back. Look, I don't even know if he's single or not.

-__- Whatever. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Well, I better go to sleep too. There's only 2 more days of Fall break left!

Byeeeee!

[Coolpaw5]

Hey Potato Chip!

So, BeeBee woke me up by bouncing on Delight's face, causing her to scream, causing me to freak out and fall out of my bed. That is on the top bunk. Ouch.

Anyway, there's only one and a half days left of break, so I decided to go shopping for anything I might need at THE LOCAL STOREEEE

Yeah BeeBee came with.



Me: Hmm... What do you think I should get?
BeeBee: A life.
Me: >.> Wow.
BeeBee: I'm the best companion evah.
Me: Seriously though, what should I get?
BeeBee: Friends.
Me: .__. BeeBee...
BeeBee: I'm just kidding. Get a mini fridge.
Me: Why?
BeeBee: Because, fridge = food, and food = happiness.
Me: We do think the same.
So we just bought a few things and went back to the dormitary where Delight was updating her blog. I found out that her blog actually has like, a gazillion animals reading it. So, I decided to search up her website. After checking her Pawstagram, FaceBark, and Tumblr, I learned-

that you are a stalker?

UGH BEEBEE GET OUT OF HERE. Anyway, I learned that her diary blog is called, 'Marker and Crayons'. Weird name, but I read a few posts.

Hey everyone!

It's BlackMagic56 here, and I'm here to spill all about my day!

So, I just got my roommate. She's kinda weirddddd. Her name's, err...

Let's call her Carolina. Yeah, so her name is Carolina, and she's my roommate. o3o

Anywho, let's go over the conversation, shall we?

Me: o.o There's someone there, Moonbunny.
Moonbunny: I know. Should we approach the creature?
Me: Should we? It may be dangerous for all we know.
Me: QUICK, she's looking around the room! Hidddeee
MoonBunny: Okay, I think it's safe. GASP, SHE'S BARING HER TEETH AT US! AHHH
Me: SHHH, I think she's smiling.
MoonBunny: Well. That's an... Interesting smile.
Me: Let me try something. *throws book*
She whipped around, looking freaked out. I slowly inched my way behind her. She turned around, and started freaking out, so I freaked out, so... Yeah...

I don't even know. Okay, bye guys! See y'all tomorrow!

Wow. That was offensive. BeeBee was reading with me, and...

Now she's ROFLing. (Rolling On the Floor Laughing) .__.

BeeBee: HAHAHHA
Me: Shaddup BeeBee.
BeeBee: Ah... That was funny. So, now that that's done, what's on the agenda for today?
Me: Well... Nothing much. I don't know, what do you want to do?
BeeBee: I wanna think what I should be for Halloween.
Me: I already made my costume.
BeeBee: You going as a Super Hero Squid Princess?
Me: OMIGOSH HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
BeeBee: Everyone knows by now. It's like, everywhere.
Me: Aww that sucks. Now I have to make a new costume. D:<
BeeBee: Yup. Now, what should I bee? Hehe, bee joke.
Me: ???
BeeBee: Eh, I'll just whip up something with MAGIICCC So what you going to be?
Me: Well I don't know because apparently everyone knows by now. I wanted it to be a surpriseeee
BeeBee: Meh. I could make you something.
Me: >.>
BeeBee: Seriously! I got magic, and you need a costume. Let's do this.
So yeah. .__.

She got me a costume.

I MEAN, SHE'S LIKE 5 TIMES SMALLER THAN ME, HOW COULD SHE GET ME A COSTUME WHEN I COULDN'T GET ME A COSTUME?!

I'm awesome and I know it.

GAH. I'm going to go take a nap. >.>

Kay I'm baaaaack! :3 I feel much better now. BeeBee is who-knows-where doing who-knows-what. And I still have to get myself a date. :l

HALLOWEEN IS IN ONE DAY, WAT AM I GONNA DOOOOOO

Hey Bro, chillax. I was playing matchmaker and I found you some possible dates.

I put down my potato chip to talk to BeeBee in person face to face.

Me: Seriously? How'd you manage to do that?
BeeBee: I have my ways. *flips nonexistent hair*
Me: Gosh, did you pressure some people into it?
BeeBee: Pssh, of course not...
Me: .__. Did you use magic on them?
BeeBee: Nope.
Me: Force them to?
BeeBee: Nope.
Me: Told them a lie about who I was?
BeeBee: Is it really that hard to believe that some people genuinely want to date you?
Me: But, they've never even met me before!
BeeBee: Grammar's wrong. Anyway, it doesn't matter. Call it, a blind date.
Me: Didn't you say you had like, a few people who wanted to?
BeeBee: I found three dudes, so take two of your girl friends and you can all take your pick.
Me: I don't know... This is wrong on so many levels.
BeeBee: Focus on the level you're on! Level 1! The tutorial level! Just suck it up and agree.
Me: Hmm... Delight?!
She looked down.

Delight: Yeah?
Me: Do you have a date to the Halloween dance?
Delight: Yeah.
BeeBee: HAHA. *ahem*
Me: >.> Who you going with?
Delight: Oh, my boyfriend.
WHAT?! MY BEST FRIEND EVER HAS A BOYFRIEND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOWWW?!?!?!?
She's not really your best friend.
Shaddup and go away.

BeeBee: Why don't you ask other people?
Me: Okay...
BeeBee: LET US BEGIN THE ADVENTURE FOR FRIENDS SO YOU CAN GET A DATE!
Me: Yayyyyyyy...
It was still Fall break FOR ONE MORE DAYYY, so only a few students were around. I saw this girl playing on her phone so I went in for the kill.



Me: Hi.
???: Hey.
Me: Whatcha doing?
???: Things. You know, just go with the flow.
Me: o3o What's your name?
Brooke: I'm Brooke.
Me: Cassandra. ^-^
Brooke: Cool. I'm checking my p-mail. Just some random spam and stuff.
Me: Coooool.
Brooke: Yeah.
Me: Hey are we friends?
Brooke: *shrugs* Whatever-
Me: YAYYYY
I hugged her and ran off to find more friends.



Me: Heyyyy
???: >.> Go away.
Me: Wow you're blunt.
???: I've been told that a lot. Now leave me alone.
Me: Aww...
???: I said, LEAVE MEH ALONE
Me: AHHHHHHHHH
I ran away and ran into this other girl.



???: OWWW
Me; OWWW
???: Sorry about that.
Me: No, I'm sorry. Cassandra.
Terra: I'm Terra. Nice to meet you.
Me: ARE WE FRIENDS?1
Terra: O.O Wat?
Me: WE'RE FRIENDS YAYYYYY
So, I happily went over and found two other girls sitting with each other. Because, forbid I be friends with any dudes in this school.


Me: HIIIII
Barbra: Hi there! I'm Barbra!



Darcey: And I'm Darcey.
Me: O3O Are you guys my friends?
Barbra: Sure!
Darcey: Whatever.
Me: YAYYYYYYYY I'LL TEXT YOU LATERRR
So, I went back to my dorm and started a group text, because I obviously got all of their numbers in the 30 seconds I spoke to each of them.

Brookie-Wookie: Hello?
EnyaIsOnFire: Wat is going on?
I found out that the really mean one was named Enya.
TerraMonster: Uhh... Who are these people?
Darky-Darcey: Wut?
BarbWire: Oooh, Hi everyone!
Me: HEy y'all. This is Cassandra, your new friend that met you!
Brookie-Wookie: Oh, ur tat weird girl that just came up to me.
BarbWire: Don't be rude!
Darky-Darcey: qho actully uses prper grammer & spellin in txtxs?
EnyaIsOnFire: Someone better tell me why am I even here.
Me: EVERYONE MEET MEH AT THE CAFETIERA IN 30 MIN. THEN EW CAN MEET EACH OTHERR
I closed my phone and took a brief shower before combing my fur and calling BeeBee. Where was she this entire time?

BeeBee: Yo.
Me: Yo, where were you?
BeeBee: Here, there, everywhere. Anyway, let's go on your female date!
Me: That... was weird phrasing, but okay!
So we walked (well, she flew over) to the cafetiera to see all the girls there again.

Enya: You're late.
Brooke: She's probably been busy.
Terra: Yeah, you didn't come here so early either.
Enya: Is that a threat I smell?
Terra: It might be your horribly washed clothing.
Barbra: Guys, come on... Chillax!
Darcey: Barb, we don't even know who these dogs are.
Me: *ahem* Right. So, you are probably all wondering why I called you here today. Well, starting today, you guys are going to be my friends. So, let's get to know each other. Enya, you can go first.

Enya: Right. I'm Enya. I'm the fire element, so whatev's. I have a very fiery personality and am really outspoken.
Brooke: Okay, I'm Brooke. Water element, and I just kinda go-with-the-flow. Everything is smooth sailing for me.
Terra: I'm Terra, an Earth element. I've been told that I'm stubborn even though I'm not. I'm a generally nice person and pretty much perfect.
Darcey: Hi. I'm Darcey. A Darkness element. Kind of a dark person, and I don't really know.
Barbra: Hey everyone! I'm Barbra. A light element! I'm an optimist, and love everyone! No haters here!
Me: Okay. I'm Cassandra, a wind element. I've been told that I'm weird (a lot) and I have a thing for potatoes. Okay, any questions?

Enya: Just one, why are we here?
Me: Well, you guys are all my friends, so yeah. Are you guys going to the Halloween dance???
All of them: Yeah.
Me: DO YOU HAVE DATES?!?!?!?
So a bit of them had dates, and most didn't.

People with dates:
Brooke (She seems pretty nice)
Barbra (She probably wouldn't deny any guy that asked her.)

People without dates:
Enya (She's scarrry)
Terra (She seems like the 'I'll go by myself' type)
Darcey (Ehhh)
Me (WHY DON'T PEOPLE ASK MEEEEEEEH?)

So after that, I decided to talk to them about dates.

Me: Enya, Terra, and Darcey. You guys don't have dates, right?
Terra: Yah.
Me: Welllllllllll do you guys want dates?
All of them: I don't really care.
Me: Well you guys all suck.
BeeBee: Don't worry about it. You can pick out of the three guys, and I'll tell the other two to cancel.
Me: Cool.

Btw, I edited out all of the freaking out over BeeBee stuff because it's not important.
You were just jelly that they liked me.
BUZZ OFF BEEBEE
Hehe, bee joke.
Right. Anyway, BeeBee was just about to show me all the possible dates.


Me: OH. MY. GOSHNESS. THESE GUYS ACTUALLY WANT TO BE MY DATE?!
BeeBee: Hard to believe, huh? They said they saw you around school and thought you were cute, so yeah. Except Zolt.
Me: Oh. Why?
BeeBee: Well, he's single, so that's a plus. But...
Me: But what?
BeeBee: He doesn't really want to be your date...
Me: Oh. Excuse me while I have a life crisis.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!? Urggggggg Please excuse any major tear-stains all over this page. UGHHHHHH
.__. Gosh, you could still try to woo him?
I'M HORRIBLE AT FLIRTING. UHGGHGHHGHGHG
.__. Oh! I could teach you some lessons.
. . .
UGHHHGUGGHGUGUGHHG WHYYYYYYYYYY
.____. Wow. You could ask some of your friends, or take it to an online thing?
Okayyyyyyyy
Now suck it up and GOOO LEARN HOW TO FLIRT
Okayyyyy. I went and cleaned myself up before opening my laptop to join a stranger to stranger conversation. The program instantly randomizes you to a random person that you can talk to. The only thing you know of the other person is their profile pic, which mine was a potato in a heart. Tells a lot about me. There's an option where you can put on headphones and talk to each other.

BeeBee: You didn't even try to ask your friends.
Me: Who needs close friends when you have internet friends?
BeeBee: That explains why you have no social life.
Me: SHHH someone's here.
BeeBee: You're not even talking to them with headphones and stuff, you're just typing.
Me: I know that, but I need an excuse for you to shut up.

I'm PotatoLuver5 btw
PotatoLuver5: Hello?
LightingBolt33: Hey.
PotatoLuver5: :3 Nice to meet yah!
LightningBolt33: To you as well.
PotatoLuver5: Heyyyyy can I spill all my gurly problems to you?

BeeBee: Seriously?
Me: What?
BeeBee: What if it's a dude?

LightingBolt33: Uhh srry, but I'm a dude.
PotatoLuver5: It's cool. Anyway, sooooooo I have a problem.
LightningBolt33: Okayyyy
PotatoLuver5: So, I have a problem. I can't flirt.
LightingBolt33: LOLOL Srs?
PotatoLuver5: -__- Yah.
LightingBolt33: So am I supposed to teach you how to flirt?
PotatoLuver5: Yah.
LightingBolt33: Well, frstly, u hav 2 b good-looking. R u good-looking?

This made me think of my life right now.
Wow, you're self-centered.
BEEBEE STAHP COMING HERE

PotatoLuver5: I guess?
LightingBolt33: .__l u guess?
PotatoLuver5: GhAHH JUS HALP MEHHH
LightingBolt33: I wuld ask 4 ur pic but then ill sound liek a creep.
PotatoLuver5: You're a creep, I'm a creep, we're all creeps!
LightingBolt33: .__. Right, ur lesson begins tomorrow. meet me on this site in this chatroom. ill sen u a pm
PotatoLuver5: K. BYEEE

I logged off and looked outside for a sign of how much time I just wasted. It was around 10, I guess? I don't know. All I could tell was it was night time. .__.
Well maybe you would know if you actually had a social life.

Me: .__. Hey, you're the one who told me to go on the internet to learn tips on flirting.
BeeBee: I meant look it up on Google or something.
Me: Welp, too late now. I have an internet meeting tomorrow, so yeah. Whoo.
BeeBee: .__. You should go to bed. You better not stay up on tumblr-
Me: OMIPOTATOCHIPS, look at this GIF of a dog chasing their tail! He is sooo drunk, lol.
BeeBee: Oh gosh. Whatever. Don't go to bed too late, or else you're going to go crazy.
Me: That's why they call is Late Night Tumblr. EVERYONE GOES CRAY CRAY.
BeeBee: I'm serious. You know how I'm a spirit companion, right?
Me: Yeahhh...
BeeBee: Well, I don't know. Just, know that I sleep in your brain.
Me: Wait, what?
BeeBee: Good night. *flies to my bed*
The potato chips was that?

Oh well, I stayed up for a bit and crawled into my bed and wrote everything down before going to sleep.

GOOD NIGHT!

[Coolpaw5]

Gosh, I hate purposely making spelling mistakes in text talk. >.<

Mwahahahhaha

This is not Cassandra...

This is...

WITCH...! Cassandra...?

I don't know. But, look at my amazey-wazey fantastic-wastic costume! Oh wait, you can't see it because I didn't put it up. Mawahahahha.

It's a group thing. All my new Bff's are dressing up at witches too. We're going to dress up at the Halloween dance, so I'll show you a picture then. Except Delight because she has a couple thing with her boyfriend. Pssssh, so over that.

Anyway, the Halloween dance is next week because something happened, and the place we rented out canceled and yada yada yada, blah blah blah. Just another excuse to try back up the dance so we can be even more scared and nervous to make sure not to muck this up to possibly be in a relationship with our date that we've been crushing on for three years and they finally said yes to your efforts.

So anyway, because I can't see Xura anymore, we still keep in touch on Chicken Smoothie.

To: XuraStryker
From: CassandraStarr

Dear Xura,

HIIIIIIIIIIII

I'm hungry. .__.

A few minutes later...

To: CassandraStarr
From: XuraStryker

Dear Cassie,

I'm eating lunch. MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHa

Happy Halloween! What are you going as?

{{{{Side Note: If you ever wanted to know how our conversations go...}}}}

I was about to reply back when BeeBee came and sat on my keyboard.

Me: What do you want?
BeeBee: To tell you that you're online flirting lesson should be starting now.
Me: Oh Potato Chips! Move. *logs onto the website of talkingness*

PotatoLuver5: Hey! Sorry I'm late. o3o
LightingBolt33: It's kewl. Anywhooooooo sooo flirting lesson. i am assumin u r a gurl/
PotatoLuver5: Yupperinos
LightingBolt33: k this id cummin from a dude. u have to wear make-up that doesn't look like youre wearing makkup. like the kind that makes it look like that you haver no makeup but you actaully have ti on. or u wear makkeup that is a lot and makes you look baetter.
PotatoLuver5: .__. wt?
LightingBolt33: yah
PotatoLuver5: Oh gawsh i hate makkeup
LightingBolt33: Tat prob means u r ugly
PotatoLuver5: WOW OFFENSIVE
LightingBolt33: if its the truth its the truth
PotatoLuver5: i could b teh most purdiest girl eveah
LightingBolt33: .__. Righttttt anywhooooo/... let's continue b4 this gets more awk. k, u hav to come on storng unless hes a shy guy which means you have to be shy liek him.
PotatoLuver5: wat? this is so confusing plz teah me tomrrow. byeeee
LightingBolt33: k bye

BeeBee: So, did you learn something?
Me: Yeah, that I'm using way too much printer ink printing all these conversations out.
BeeBee: Right. Are you sure you want to try flirting with Zolt before you know the other two guys? They're pretty chill.
Me: I guess I could try.
BeeBee: Great! Because I got a date set up for you and Brendan in the park!
Me: How do you even do these things?
BeeBee: Wow. No "Thank you so much BeeBee, you're the best!" Of course not, it's "How do you even do that?"
Me: I mean, you're a five inch tall insect!
BeeBee: With magic.
Me: Right, with magic.

BeeBee: Soo... What are we doing now?
Me: I don't know about you-
BeeBee: BUT I'M FEELING 22
Me: BeeBee, please shut up. Anyway, I was going to take a nap.
BeeBee: Ooh, I could join you!
Me: You mean, take a nap with me?
BeeBee: No. Well, yes. Well, take a nap in your brain. I hang out in there sometimes. It's a dark and dangerous place. *shivers*
Me: .__. Wow. What do you mean, go into my brain?
BeeBee: We're connected brain-wise. So, I can go into your brain, and you can go into mine if you really wanted to.
Me: No. The world is not ready for a bee with a Cassandra brain. I'm not ready to be a bee with my brain!
BeeBee: But I have no problem being a bee inside Cassandra's brain! So, go to sleep and I'll just join in.
I tried to fall asleep, I really did. But, BeeBee just kept staring at me, and I could feel her eyes piercing into my soul.

Me: Could you stop?!
BeeBee: Then fall asleep fasterrr
Me: Ughhh.
I did fall asleep and BeeBee was there. Oh gosh, she's not only going to join me in the real world, but in my mind as well.

Me: You're not going to be with me all the time, right?!
BeeBee: Of course not. I go to sleep in a corner of your brain. Anywho, shall we tour your brain?
Me: Please no. No. No. No. No. No. No. Please No. It's going to end awfully, I can just feel it.
BeeBee: What the potato chip? Why not?
Me: Just, no. Let's stay here. While I take a nap and you can go to your corner, and we're all good.
BeeBee: You are dreaming. If you took a nap, then you would have a dream of taking a nap. That's boring. Come on!
She flew around this corner and I could hear party sounds.

Me: BEEBEE, YOU BETTER NOT MESS WITH MY MIND!
BeeBee: No worries, I was just playing Mind Games. Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk.
Me: .__. Oh... Boy. Can I wake up now?
BeeBee: Not really. Unless you can develop the skill to wake yourself up. So, the only way to wake you up is to let you sleep naturally or... *evil chuckle*
Me: Or...?
BeeBee: It is Halloween. MWAHAHAHAHA
She flew away and came back dressed as a guy with a mask and a rubber chainsaw (?). Oh wait, no, it's not.

BeeBee: MWAHAHHAHA
Me: .__.
BeeBee: Are you scared?
Me: Not really, no.
BeeBee: Aww why not?
Me: Well, first of all, that's a fairy princess mask. Two, you are five inches tall. And third, that's a bicycle wheel, not a chainsaw.
BeeBee: Well, I would like to inform you, that this mask happens to be third most-bought in the nearest Halloween store. Secondly, ever heard of piranhas? And third, bicycles are one of the most highest causes of deaths in America. I think. 47% sure.
Me: .__. Right.
BeeBee: Well, that didn't work. *tosses bicycle wheel and fairy princess mask to the side*

Me: Ya think? I think we should just relax until I wake up.
BeeBee: Hey, you should be glad that I actually let you roam around here. Most times, it's the other guys' choice to decide if you get a nightmare or what you think of.
Me: ...What other guys?
BeeBee: The unconscious bosses.
Me: What do you mean?
BeeBee: .__. Don't you ever notice that you aren't in control of your own dreams?
Me: Yeah?
BeeBee: Well, deep down inside of you, there are several... things that control your subconscious. I was one of them!
Me: Can I meet them?
BeeBee: Whooa, no. Big no-no. Your conscious and subconscious should NEVER mix. Unless they happen to be your spirit companion, which means they spent years two months of training to prepare to meet the conscious.
Me: So, I can't meet them.
BeeBee: Yeah.
Me: Why not?
BeeBee: Well... You would explode if you did.
Me: WAT?!?!
BeeBee: Heh Heh, just kidding. I don't know what would happen if you did. It's not an easy thing to do. In fact, it's hard to walk around your mind. It takes a lot of training.
Me: What? It feels fine to me.
BeeBee: -___- That's because I'm taking most of the damage here.
Me: Oh. Well, pass it on to me. I want to try feel the toughness of walking around my own mind.
She shrugged, I think. I don't really know. She doesn't have shoulders.

Anyway, she kinda passed it on to me, and I felt super sleepy.

Me: Oh... I am so tired...
BeeBee: Well yeah. You are not supposed to be here, so they're trying to shut you out. In the power of sleepiness.
Me: I... Okay...?
And she said something, but I couldn't really understand what she was saying. I just nodded my head and then shook it. And then I face-planted the ground.

I woke up later in real life, I think? Well, BeeBee was bouncing on my face.

Me: Gosh, what happened?
BeeBee: Well, they managed to kick you out of your brain, so you were back to normal. Asleep, so your dreams may be a bit foggy.
Me: Wow. Cool? What time is it?
BeeBee: Five in the morning.
Me: I slept through the night?!
BeeBee: Uh... Yeah. You took your nap at seven.
Me: Well that explains a lot.
BeeBee: Well, it's Halloween today! Whoo!
Me: Is Fall break over?
BeeBee: Yup! It's your first day back!
Me: Ughhhhhh
Yup, classes are back. That means, drama as well. Ohhh joys. I guess I should go take a shower now. Hm.

Kay Bye Potato Chip!

[Coolpaw5]

Hey Potato Chip!

Yes, I just got back from going to my classes. It was... Horrible to say the least. We had...

P.E.

I'll go over that a bit later, but let's start my dayyyy.

BeeBee: Wake up Cassieeeee
Me: URGHHH
BeeBee: *bounces on my face*
Me: GOSH FINE.
I went to the bathroom and freshened up before grabbing my bag and going to my classes.

Me: Please don't tell me you have to join me with my classes.
BeeBee: But I do! A lot of your classes require your companion to come along.
Me: Whatever.
BeeBee: Please don't say that. It is SUCH an old and annoying word.
Me: >.> Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever
BeeBee: Shtap!
Me: Whatever. Anyway, what class do I have first?
BeeBee: You mean, what class do we have first? It's math.
Me: Fair enough. Nothing like a draining math problem that probably will suck your soul out to start a bright morning.
We walked into the classroom and sat down. There was teacher named Mr. Whats-his-face because I'm too lazy to actually remember his name, but I can remember everything he says.

Mr. Whats-his-face: Okay, so, the mathy-mathy boring boring blah blah blah blah

Okay, so maybe I can't remember everything he says. Well, class ended, and I decided to ditch my next class, because, it wouldn't make good content if I just wrote about my classes. BeeBee said I needed my education, but I just rolled my eyes and dragged her back to the dorm. I had to kinda sneak my way in, but never mind that.

BeeBee: I still don't think you should have cut class.
Me: I still don't think I care. Anyway, it's too late to go back now, then I would totally get in trouble. I did this all the time before.
BeeBee: This place doesn't seem like your normal school.
Me: Right. *turns on radio*

And the song was like this really popular song, and I was like half singing to it. Well, I only knew one line.

What?! Don't look at me like that. You can't expect me to memorize the entire potaton' song. Most animals only know the chorus anyway. You know what, news flash, music companies should just make the song repeat the chorus over and over again. Saves a lot of money trying to come up with other lyrics. Like nyan cat, look how popular he is. Or is it a she? Eh.

Anyway, I was just listening to music when I got like super hungry.

Me: Well, time for brunch!
BeeBee: Why would the cafeteria be open right now?
Me: For ditchers like me to eat something. Come on.
BeeBee: You've gotten surprisingly courageous today.
Me: Well, during my late night tumblr searching, I saw some inspirational shtuff, like Live your life, and all that stuff. So, I might as well.
BeeBee: Right.

We walked over to the cafeteria, and a few other students were there. INCLUDING ZOLT OMIPOTATOCHIPS HIDE ME
I hid behind a pillar as I stared at him.



BeeBee: And here I was, wondering how courageous you were.
Me: Shaddup.

I ordered a taco and sat exactly 3 tables behind Zolt, just staring at him, and listening to his conversation with this other dude. I am recording everything they say at this exact moment.



Zolt: Haha, Snake, guess what?
Snake: What?
Zolt: I heard that Charlotte has a crush on you.
Snake: That's stupid, Charlotte hates me.
Zolt: I'm sure it's a love-hate relationship.
Snake: Hey, guess what?
Zolt: What?
Snake: That girl three tables behind us is staring at you.
Zolt: *turns to me*

OH GOSH, UH UH UHH Look down, write random letters.
ωιɛℓcиαιғιɛℓαʋғιɛα;ɛ ĦΔĦΔĦΔ, ƆѲƲ˩ƉИ'Ƭ βЄ ƧƬΔЯƖИǤ ΔƬ ƳѲƲ, Ɩ ƜΔƧ ƬѲѲ βƲƧƳ ƜЯƖƬƖИǤ RANDOM LETTERS
ĦΔĦΔĦΔĦΔĦΔĦΔĦΔ

BeeBee: He stopped looking, genius.

I slowly looked up, and sure enough, he was just talking to Snake again.

Me: Gosh, that was terrifying.
BeeBee: Right. You going to eat your taco?
Me: *stuffs entire taco in my mouth*

And at that exact moment, Zolt decided to turn around! SERIOUSLY?! WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE TURNED AROUND WHEN I WAS JUST SITTING THERE?! You just HAD to see my stuff my face, didn't you? UGH

I swallowed, and threw away my trash before running awayyyyyy The bell rang, and I just tried to find my way to my classroom. My next class is in room E-6. See you later!

_______________________

I'm back! Oh gosh. That was absolutely horrific.

Let me tell you what happened. So, it turned out, E-6 is actually the gym room, and this really muscle-y teacher was there.

Teacher: OKAY, so today we are going to be playing, DODGE-BALL. ONE RULE, NO POWERS. HAVE FUN FOLKS
Jocks: WHOOOOO
Me: NOOOOO

You can probably say that I am not the most agile dog there is. Very far from it actually. Anyway, the teacher split us into two teams, Populars and Jocks, versus Nerds and Outcasts. Emos kinda divided in half. So, I was getting in my ready position, also known as, the absolute limit of where we can go, in hopes of not getting blasted by a rubber ball.

BeeBee: Why are you in the corner?
Me: Because I don't want to die.
BeeBee: You won't die. At the most, you would probably get a minor concussion.
Me: OMIPOTATOCHIPS, NO WAY
BeeBee: Look, Delight is in the front.
Delight: *does expert flips and throws balls like a Yankees player*
Me: THIS IS SO UNFAIR
BeeBee: Watch me. *flies up and grabs ball that is at least twice the size of her body* *Throws it* It's not that hard.

A few balls got thrown my way, but I just kinda side-stepped. I guess everyone thought, take out the strong players, then the weakest ones. Well, that meant very very bad news for me, because there was probably only like three good players. They soon got out, and that left all of us weaklings to run around, trying not to die.

Me: I HATE DODGEBALL
BeeBee: >.> Just get a ball and throw it. If it gets caught, then you're out without getting hurt.
Me: Good idea!

So I just kinda tossed a ball in the air. It hit one guy on the head, and yeah. I GOT SOMEONE OUT

Me: OMIGOSH, I got someone out!
BeeBee: Great, you only have to do that like, 50 more times.
Me: Fine, Miss Kill-Joy
BeeBee: Yup. Btw, incoming.
Me: OH POTATOCHIPS *gets hit in the face*

Yeah. P.E. ended with me rubbing my nose. But, (and it's a big but (Stop laughing)) something good came out of it!

Zolt: You okay?
Me: Yeah, thanks.
Zolt: See you later.
Me: Yeah, see you later- *slams into door*

Way to ruin the moment. UGH. So later, BeeBee and I were talking about my flirting dilemma because the dance was in 5 days.

BeeBee: Well, just try and be friends with him, you can move on from there. I'm sure Zolt is nice enough.
Me: But, Zolt is like, cool and cute and stuff.
Zolt: Did you say my name?
Me: OH POTATO CHIPS. UHH UH UH HAHHAHA, NO... Yeah, Uhh got to gooo!

Ughhhhhhhhhh just. UGHHH Just, GAAHHH

Okay I'm done now. Is he like following me around to catch me in the act of completely ruining my chances with him?!
BECAUSE I THINK IT'S WORKING

Me: Maybe you're right, that I should meet some of the other guys first.
BeeBee: Kay. *gets phone* Hey, Brendan, yeah. She's going to meet you now. Kay. Bye. *hangs up phone* He's there.
Me: Are you my agent or something?
BeeBee: Btw, you can change your look back to normal now. I got some permanent hair growth.
Me: YASSSSSS

I changed everything back to the way it was. YES It feels so good to be back. Yayyy



Me: I feel so good again.
Beebee: Great. Now hurry up. We have to go.
Me: Okay, but let me log all this in my Potato CHip.

So yeah, I'm going to be heading to a blind date with some dude named Brendan. I don't even know which one he is. Oh well. Byeeeee!