by Al the Dalek » Sat Feb 12, 2011 7:20 pm
Family issues still aren't entirely solved yet, but I can't deny you Noobcake two weeks in row. That's just cruel. And besides. Noobcake is like instant laughter therapy for me, and I just write it.
Dear Noobcake,
You know, weird stuff happens to me. It's almost not normal.
Almost like some whacked up wolf is pouring random things into my life just for their amusement...or am I just addicted to the Sims?
Best. Game. Ever.
I don't know what it is about it, but maybe I just controlling the lives of little wolves.
I wish my life was as simple as the Sims sometimes.
What's that? I can't afford a new laptop?
SELL A FEW WINDOWS.
Life would be good.
So. I was walking home from school today. I wasn't flying about since I was walking home with Beauty Xanri and Gothie.
I keep writing Beauty as a reflex...this sucks...
But. I wasn't just walking home with them. I was talking with them.
Yes Noobcake. The mystery deepens. Something must be up if I am actually socializing.
That was a joke Noobcake.
Why do I even have to point that out? It's like you have no brain or something.
OH WAIT YOU DON'T.
I must be lonely. I'm not just talking to inanimate objects, I'm writing out conversations and whatever...
Anyway. I need to get back on track.
We passed by this Urgent Health Care center. And we talked about it together and whatnot.
"You know what I think when I hear Urgent Health Care?" I said.
Gothie shrugged, but Xanri said, "Yes, y-"
I cut her off. "NO. I am telling a story. Okay. When I hear that, I think open 24 hours. You know, when it's urgent, you don't just wait for opening times. But that place doesn't open until like, 10 in the morning."
Gothie let out a harsh laugh like thing. I don't think it really counts as a laugh, it's too scary for that. "Yeah Wingman. What if like, a dude's arm just kind of falls off? He'll have to wait. 'Oh it's not that serious, that can wait until morning, it's just a flesh wound'. "
Gothie and I were cracking up, but Xanri gave us the unamused look.
"I do not quite understand if you comprehend the fact that this Urgent Care Center is in fact, not a hospital. If a wolf's arm say, does randomly fall off, then they will go to the hospital."
And the rest of the time was pretty uneventful.
You know, apart from the random escaped hippopotamus.
I'm just kidding Noobcake.
But seriously. Enough weird smeg happens in my life that a hippo would actually be pretty normal.
You know what? That reminds me. Junior got a Hungry Hungry Hippos game yesterday and that poor pup is addicted.
There is no way to peel him away from that thing!
I have tried bribing him with candy, stories, new dolls...or action plushies...whatever...nothing works!
I don't get it!
Whatever you do, no matter how much you play, little pups don't seem to understand.
No matter how much you feed those hippos, they are always hungry. THEY WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED.
Speaking of satisfiedification or whatever the word is...satisfaction...there is a disappointing lack of caffeinated sodas at my house. Mostly because GOTHIE keeps DRINKING it all. Like, he comes over to my house, we play video games and stuff, and he drinks all the soda.
Lame.
And he drinks all my favorite sodas too.
Of course, if he didn't like them, I would probably have to disown him as a friend or something.
But it's a little disappointing because Greenbutt is being a butt and won't buy any.
Did you see what I just wrote there Noobcake? Well obviously not since you don't have eyes but...you know what? Why am I writing to you? The only wolf that's going to ever read this is me.
SO FUTURE ME, IS THIS NOT AMUSING.
You know what, that pitiful attempt was lame. I'm sorry Noobcake.
I wonder what I would look like in the future.
I wonder what life will be like...
I better get a freaking hovercar. I'm just saying.
Anyway, that's it for now.
Seeya Noobcake.
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Nee nee, Doitsu doitsu! PASTA PASTA!
