Dear Noobcake by Xialburg (Updates Every Other Weekend)

[Jamie & Ganze]

Love It!

[LupusArgentea]

One more hilarious page. :3

[FoodIsYummy]

Dear Noobcake,

So, another mind boggler last time I wrote. However, things are looking pretty okay right now.
EXCEPT FOR THE DRAGON.
Just kidding. I just couldn't resist putting that in there.

This was the funniest part in my opinion. XD

[Miss Captain Sexy]

I hope Alpha doesn't flip out of his tank again and battle it to the death.
I'm not sure which one of them would win.

HAHA!

[FoodIsYummy]

That was hilarious too!

[~Razzle~]

I'm sick, but this made me feel a little bit better. :3

[The Owl]

I just re read the WHOLE THING.
on my iPod. Mweh D:

[Al the Dalek]

I was so tired and stuff today, but I managed to get through the last of my exams today. Thankfully I am feeling well enough to write this, but it was hard to find my motivation. Once I started writing however, I felt happy and cheeriful again. I wonder how much hate mail I will receive from this entry...

Dear Noobcake,

Every pet I own wants to eat me.
Well, I only own Alpha and Hydra-the-Plant, but I swear when I was feeding Hydra the thing tried to nom me!
Why? Just why?
It's not fair. Gothie owns PIRANHA and they don't try to eat him! He's like...so freaky wolf-eating fish don't dare crossing him.
Or maybe they're just cousins. His teeth are equally scary. And family is very important.
My mom says a lot that sometimes friends are just as important as family. They keep you sane and stuff and you don't have to be around them all the time. I don't really get it.
But leading into the more depressing thing that happened, Noobcake.
If FRIENDS are like FAMILY, friends won't leave you EVER.
And yet, Beauty is moving.
Yes Noobcake. I just wrote that into you.
Worst. News. Ever.
It sort of...makes sense now. How distant she was becoming. So I wouldn't be hurt when she left.
Ha ha ha ha. No. It makes it hurt worse.
Girl wounds DO hurt more, especially when they don't touch you.
But apparently Beauty's family has found work somewhere else.
Far away.
How could this happen? I mean, seriously! All this weird, crazy stuff happens to ME. ME, of all wolves! And I can't even manage to keep my girlfriend? It's not fair!
Beauty and I went on a nice date thing however. Like last date. Ever.
Emphasis on the EVER.
We got ice cream. Yes Noobcake, I know. It's the middle of winter. But I laugh in the face of Winter! I LAUGH AT IT. And I crave cold things in the winter. Thankfully Beauty does too or I'd just seem weird and awkward.
"Why couldn't you have just...told me in the first place?" I asked. I had triple scoop mint-banana-peanut butter ice cream.
...I'm not weird. The flavor combination is great. Beauty was all NORMAL and got just strawberry. I bought it of course, duh. I wouldn't make her buy her own ice cream!
She sighed, taking her time in licking her ice cream. Then she decided to answer. "Because otherwise you would have just been stupid and tried to convince me not to leave."
I didn't say anything. Because it was true.
"I don't have any power over my parents Xialburg, don't be thick," she said. "So let's just enjoy it while it lasts."
And then she shoved her ice cream in my face and started streaking down the street.
Okay, I'm 17. BUT IT WAS SO FUN. It's like we were puppies.
Wreaking havoc.
And stuff.
We got out of the road to go skate on the pond near us (NOT the one I fell into bleargh) because they rented out skates. It was pretty cool. We got out of the way just in time because Gothie came roaring down the street.
On a motorcycle.
He doesn't have a motorcycle license.
"He's going to kill someone," Beauty observed dryly.
"He always did that with cars, now he's on a motorcycle," I said, horrified as I watched Gothie go out of view. "We're all going to die."
"I bet he stole it," Beauty said, giggling. "He's just like that."
When we heard the sirens we assumed we were right and did the smart thing: ran off.
What?!
You would too! If you had...like...Noobcake police. Or something. And you had...stubby little legs.
It's not like we were doing anything wrong, honest!
Just...scary sirens are loud. They're like OOWOWOWWOWOOOOOOWWWOOOOOOI'MGONNAARRESTYOUWOOOOOO.
I guess another wolf thought so too because she totally hightailed it out of there.
I really don't have to tell you who it is by now.
Maybe Xanri's right. Maybe Metallic IS stalking me. Beauty didn't see her, but I did. She was wearing a hoodie that hid her face so no one would go "ZOHMYGOODNESS, it is that scary pyscho chick, get her!" But hey, her fur/whatever is shiny and caught the sun a bit.
...I wonder if I should report her. I mean, she is a wanted criminal and all that.
But I suppose if I was supposed to, Xanri would have done that a long time ago. I mean, she doesn't try to hide she hates Metallic with every fiber of her soul.
Her creepy psychic mind reading soul.
Not that I have anything against that. I mean, just that she weirds me out on occasion.
It's getting pretty late Noobcake and Junior's putting up a fuss about reading him a story. It's actually not that bad, reading to him.

Anyway, seeya Noobcake

[Wild Mothman]

maybe metallic 'likes' Xialburg

[Chica <3]

I love the sound Xial made the sirens sound like....I could imagine that noise..