Do Not Read Any Further - Third Book In The TIAJNAD Series

[Hawkfire.]

Awesome! I have to go, there's a new entry in Jenny by the way (a little off topic but...ya XD)

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I'll write more later, guys! I'm too lazy now! XD

[Kay the Cat-Fox]

Whyyy?????? D8

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I'm too lazy.... XD And I'm hungry. *Goes to eat something*

[Sea Fairy]

You need to write the next chapter!

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I IZ BACK AND I HAVE EATEN! XD Okay, more story now!








Me, Jenette, and Indah went into his house (the place with all the animals and the fairies {still don't know if they're an aninmal}). Indah said we could stay as long as we wanted, and he gave us each our own seperate rooms. I fell asleep since I was SO exhausted.

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The next morning, there was a knock on my door. I yawned and got up, and I opened the door. Rhubarb was staring at me. He covered my mouth before I could scream, and dragged me out of Indah's house. I was now outside, and I saw a truck. It was one of those trucks with the thing in the back that you get to put haystacks or equipment in. Rhubarb (HA! I almost wrote 'Rhubarbera! XD) tied me up and threw me in the back of the truck (where the haystacks and stuff would go). I saw a female dog standing next to the car. She was talking to Rhubarb. Here's what she looked like:

Her words will be in a slightly different shade of red.
Rhubarb, we had a deal.
I know we did, Misty, but now I'm breaking it.
So the female dog's name was Misty. HA! I iz smart!
You promised, though! You said that we wouldn't hurt or take anybody!
Yes, I did say that, but now I'm saying we are going to take somebody.
Not unless I can help it!

WARNING: The next thing you will read will be major kick-butt-ness, and if you have a simptom called major-kick-butt-ness-itis, then you should just stop reading and go buy a cheesburger, yell at that cheesburger for not being cheesy enough, and then you throw out the cheesburger, buy a couple of frenchfries only to throw them at an old librarian, and then run away singing 'I Want Candy'.

Misty kicked Rhubarb in the gut, and then she bit his hand. Really, she bit his hand. Then she punched him in the face, and then kicked his butt (literally). She slam dunked him into the car (which I was still in), and she did it so hard that the car began to tip. It began to tip over a cliff!
AGHAGHAGAHGAHGAHGAHAGHA!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily, the car stopped tipping just before it tipped over the cliff.
GET ME OUT OF THIS THING!
Misty came towards me, but Rhubarb was too fast. He tied Misty up, and threw her next to me. He then hopped into the car (he's sitting at the driver's seat) and he drove off with me and Misty.

[Sea Fairy]

It seems like Rhubarb wanted a girlfriend so badly he kidnapped Amy and Misty! Or maybe he has a case of major-kick-butt-ness-itis

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It seems like Rhubarb wanted a girlfriend so badly he kidnapped Amy and Misty! Or maybe he has a case of major-kick-butt-ness-itis

Ya, but you shall see, my dear friend.... you shall see.... MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *Thunder in the distance*

[Manafest]

LOL, I loved that warning! You are too funny!

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In the words of Jenette, YURP! I try to be as funny as possible, without seeming like I'm trying to be funny because then it's- wait haven't I already typed this before? XD