Seriously? This is definitely not a diary, its a Monument!

[retroaqua]

Pokémon has won! I am not copying anybody, its just that you guys wanted it the most!

Dear Monument

It's getting boooring here. There is literally nothing to do at school, since I want to play some Pokémon. Like, come on!

Nature can be boring.

And educational.

To the top side, I am starting a new game of Pokémon X! I just got it today, and gladly we have a place next door to the school so we can play games.

I have to go tomorrow. Oh well!

Oh yeah, I am with my family. I could play it now! o_o



Mom : Ok Paris, Its nearly lights out. Finish whatever your doing and go to sleep please.

If only mom was my real mom. Then I could be like.. " BUT MAAAWWWWMMM I WANNA STAY UP >:c "

And then I would be grounded.

I wanna be punished.

Is that so much to ask for? :c

{ 1 Hour Later }

I have finished watching a movie, and now I'm going to play Pokémon X!

Wut, cant I watch a movie every now and then?

Ok. I just started a game, and nicknamed myself Paris.

And I...

Wait..



WHY THE HECK AM I FLOATING FROM MY ROOOOM?!?

{ 5 Minutes Later }

I am on the forest floor, but at least I have you! :3

Why do I have a weird.. Watch?

Holocast..?

WHAAAT?

I got my phone out, and I looked in the selfie cam.

Oh no.

Let me take a selfie..



I look like one of those mutant creatures...

Humans...?

I put my phone away, and headed to the nearest village. I then came to a house with a Rhyhorn. Thats odd.. Oh crap.

OH CRAP.

I am in the world of Pokémon? Whaaa? I'm just going to go casual and walk out the house.

I read the fence aaaaand it says.. Paris's House

Well, I went into the house, and say Serena's Mom. SHE IS AN IMPASTA D:



Me : H-Hi Mom!

Grace : Hello Paris! How are you?

A chat-box came up and I laughed nervously.

Me : Just a bit.. Nauseous.

Grace : Well, we did come here a few days ago, and you were constantly playing a Pokémon Simulator! Well, today you can finally get a Pokémon!

Me : Wooooooop -w-

So, I danced around and felt something hop on my shoulder.

Me : Hello Fletchling!

{ 15 Minutes of Prologue later }

Ok.. Imma stop writing now.

It's getting late in the Pokémon world, so I have to go to bed.

I hope I get a Pokémon like my Dawg..

Paris

Don't worry guys, I have not stopped making this diary productive ;D

[retroaqua]

worst post ever

Dear Monument

Ok! So, I just woke up! Aaaannnddd.. I am going to go out my house. My ' Mother ' gave me the essentials ( Options, Bag, Save.. )

So I am ready to goooo!

I guess I will meet my friends once I get my starter. I heard Professor Sycamore is coming to the next city up.. Aquacorde City?
Oh yay! Time to use my running shoes.

{ 2 Minutes Later }

So, I have just met up with the Professor. And I got my Starter! All I needed is to choose, and bam! I was done. He also talked about Mega Evolution.. Isn't that like Blaziken in Pokémon AS? Maaaaybeeeee...

So, after AAAALLLL of that, I decided!



Isn't it obvious I would pick Fennekin? It's SOOO CUUUTE ;D

I guess I just trained my Fennekin. That's That.

But, I did notice someone staring at me. A Trainer!

PKMN Trainer %^HA!" challenged you to a battle!

Hmm. That's strange. Is it just my eyesight..? Naw. I sent out my Fennekin.

He sent out... This..?



WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? D:

I just used Ember, and the thing fainted.

Fennekin used Ember!

????? (FC) Fainted.

You gained 23 EXP points!

Wut.

I mean, wouldn't you freak out?

Then the Trainer disappeared. It's probably a gliitch..

Is this the person who sent me here? I hope it is. Since I don't want a bunch of them, and the person who sent me had the Ghost Missingno. ...

ERGH. MAKE IT STAWP

Oh well, Imma pick some berries from a tree nearby.

Byyyee!

Paris

What will happen to Paris? owo

[CookieCat000]

Mark~

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that moment when you play pokéheroes for too long and never make an entry for a week. sob.

Dear Monument

It's been a while. I already got to the next town, and no other glitches from there. The forest scared me.. alot.. and the trainers were mean.

Also, someone drew me! An artist lost to me, so they asked to draw a head-portrait.
{ authors note ;; someone made this for me on transformice, if you were wondering c: }

My Fennekin was growing restless for a battle, so we decided to challenge the gym. Another person was there, and they were shockingly strong.



??? : Alright, Go Froakie!

I watched the battle. The bug type leader sent out a Surskit, and the trainer was holding a tense expression. I came closer, and listened to his voice.

Well. It wasn't.. Bad.. It was just.. Quest. He was there, holding an Aqua-blue Pokéball.

Quest : Use Water Pulse!



The Water Pulse bashed into the Surskit, making it faint.

Me : Wow..

Quest grinned, and went to collect his Gym Badge. I knew I was stronger, since I trained more, but I was nervous all the time to challenge this leader. I limped over there, Fennekin padding along side me.

Me : I challenge you to a gym battle!

The battle started, with a panel appearing in my face. I sent out Fennekin, asking her to use one of her moves.

Me : Uh.. Ember?

Surskit Fainted!

The Gym Leader is sending out Vivillon.

Use another Pokémon?

Yes?_______No?

I forgot to say in my previous entry, but I have obtained a new Pokémon! I decided to let him rest, since I sort of trained him alot in the wild... and he has low health.

Anywho, I pressed no. The Gym Leader used Paralysis Dust on me, and I used Flame Charge.

Easy victory. I had obtained my badge, and I walked out the gym. My first thought ; talk to Quest.

I will write about this later, I guess. But Quest had joined up with me. I hope myself luck..

★Paris★

short hnngh

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