The Watermelon Chronicles ~ CS Pet Diary

[Meowdle]

Hey watermelon! I haven't seen you in ages! Yeah, sorry for leaving you cooped up in my closet for about a month or so, but watermelons can't tell time, so I'm sure you're fine. Anyways, I'm on the way to school right now, so talk to you there!

(*timeskips to school*)

Zaphira: PSSSSST, KATRYN! OVER HERE! *fails at whispering because that was more of a yell*
Me: *walks over* Hmm?
Zaphira: I have the best prank set up for Christy! Watch!

Suddenly, Kai burst out with a stampede of nerds following him.

Me: Did you have something to do with that? *raises eyebrow*
Zaphira: Believe it or not, no O.O

Kai lunged at me and- *unconscious*

*slowly wakes up*

Me: Whaaaa....? *only half-conscious*
Kai: YOU BROKE MY HEART KATRYN, AND NOW YOU'VE FORCED ME TO TAKE REVENGE!
Me: Wut? O.o
Kai: YOU HEARD ME! NOW I CAN'T LET YOU ESCAPE! MY FORTRESS I BUILT IN UNDER 2 HOURS IS GUARDED HEAVILY BY MY NERD ARMY, AND NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU!

Just then I realized I had been catnapped. Maybe I could reason with him. Hopefully.

Me: Why exactly am I here, again?
Kai: YOU HAVE GAVE ME TRAUMATIZING HEARTBREAK! SO I HAD TO CAPTURE YOU. NOW BE MY BRIDE!
Me: WHAT?????? NO WAY, WE'RE ONLY TEENAGERS! ANYWAYS, YOU JUST CATNAPPED ME!
Kai: Awe come' on, don't be that way!
Me: You're crazy.
Kai: Only crazy for you.
Me: You've gone insane.

Right on time, Amias bust through the door.

Kai: WHAT?????? How did you pass my nerd army??????

Amias: I just gave them a deck of Pokémeown cards... It was pretty easy to tell you the truth. *shrugs like it's no big deal*
Me: OMG, AMIAS YOU ARE MY HEROOOOOO!!!!!!!

Then it was happily ever after and we ran into the sunset. Oh, wait, that was just a daydream.... Ok, what actually happened was that a helicopter burst through the ceiling and Amias and I boarded. A second later, we took off. Yeah, not as cool.

???: Good job, Agent Amias. Your assignment is now complete.

That was when I noticed a dog wearing epic-looking sunglasses.



???: *looks at me* I'm Agent Bruce. I'm assuming you're Katryn? Amias and Kandace have told us about you.

Wait, Kandace? No, it can't be.... Must be someone else....

Suddenly, the helicopter shook violently. I looked out my window and saw Kai clinging to the side of the helicopter.

Kai: KATRYN IS MINE!

Then, he pounced towards me, broke through the window, and held me down with his tail covering my mouth.

Kai: I have surrounded your base with my loyal nerd army! I can order them to attack at any moment! All you need to do to stop this is to give me Katryn!

Well, Kai has surely changed a lot from when I first met him...

Amias: No way! Anyways, what are a few nerds going to do to our base?

Kai: *thinking for a moment* Er, they could hack in and reset all of your Cookie Clicker stats!

Agent Bruce: NOOOOOO! I spent days getting to 999 trillion cookies!!!!! Anything but that!!!!

Okay, after all this I was beginning to get a bit annoyed at Kai...

Me: *bites Kai's tail*

Kai: Owww! Why would you do this to me Katryn???? Let me go!

I attemped to say 'I will as soon as you call off your nerd army!' but, with a tail in my mouth, it sounded a lot more like 'I wrll at son at chu coll obb yor armeh.'

Kai: No! You will be mine, Katry- OW!

I bit harder. I wasn't about to let him get away with this.

Amias: Isn't there something else you want? Money? A raygun? A teleporter???

Kai: Well, actually a strawberry banana smoothie sounds good right about now...

Me: *facepaw*

Amias: Er, ok.... *pushes button* *strawberry banana smoothie appears from thin air*

Kai: Yus! *grabs strawberry banana smoothie* *glides off with a hang glider* I SHALL RETURN!!!!

Agent Bruce: Thank Dog! I thought I was going to have to start all over on Cookie Clicker! Now, that would've been horrible!

Robotic Voice: Landing in HQ in 3...... 2..... 1.....

A gap opened up in the ground in Allison Central Park and our helicopter landed inside before it closed itself. The lights flashed on and inside was tons of awesome spy gear! There was teleporters, rayguns, jetpacks, computers with Cookie Clicker open, and loads upon loads more!

Me: Oh meow gosh! THIS IS SO EPIC! What is this place?????

Amias: *smiles handsomely* Welcome to D.E.R.P HQ!

Me: D.E.R.P? What is that supposed to stand for? Derp? O.o

Agent Bruce: We are the Department for Evasion of Rebelling Prisoners.

Me: Which means?

Agent Bruce: We're basically secret agents/international super spies that capture criminals.

Me: Cool!

???: We think it's time for you to join us.

Me: *startled* Who's there?

The lights in a hallway up ahead flickered on and I couldn't believe who I saw....



Me: MOM?!?!??????

Mom: Yes, it's me. I'm sure you have lots of questions, but I'll have to listen to them later. It's past your bed time, so let me show you to your room.

My mind couldn't comprehend the cat who was standing in front of me, but there she was - my mom, who had been missing for about two years or so now. Wow. Well, I'll have to write in you in the morning. Later, Watermelon!

[Jealousy Empress]

Name: Lizabeth
Gender: female, duh
Group (populars, outcasts, nerds, etc.): popular, duh
Personality: likes shopping, boys, fashion trends and spa treatments
Color to talk in: 40bf00
Other: well, i get nerds to do my homework.

[SilverWoes]

Rainy day and a flower was blooming. That's how I got my name.

Name: Rainbloom
Gender: Female
Group : Outcasts
Personality: Sweet, quiet, can get very mad if you insult her, skittles or spill her smoothie, she can also be loud and outgoing at times.
Color to talk in: This lovely color, #804080
Other: She is dating Jett and she has her own diary, the lined paper.



This life can last forever.

Name: Jett
Gender: Male
Group : Jock
Personality: Jett is a bit of a outgoing, kind and social person. He is also known to be a so called "Lady's magnet" since some girls moon over him.
Color to talk in: #0000BF
Other: He is dating Rainbloom in the lined paper

[Pudd;]

mark X3

[scuttlefish]

marl

[tragedy,]

Name: Hazel
Gender: ♀
Group (populars, outcasts, nerds, etc.): okay! Im just a normal girl
Personality: Sensitive, Sad, Cold
Color to talk in: this color
Other: both her parents died in a car wreck

Name: Will
Gender: ♂
Group (populars, outcasts, nerds, etc.): Popular
Personality: Strong, Jerkish, and Self confident
Color to talk in: this color
Other: he likes a girl

Name: Cleo
Gender: ♀
Group (populars, outcasts, nerds, etc.): Outcast
Personality: shy, timid, and calm
Color to talk in: this color
Other: she hates people

[Meowdle]

(So sorry for the hiatus! I'll put the new characters in the school soon For now, I'm looking for some characters to be secret agents for D.E.R.P! If I haven't introduced your character yet, you may change it to an agent instead if you want )

Secret Agent form:

Code: Select all

(Cleverness goes here)
(Picture here)
Name:
Codename:
Gender:
Personality:
Color to talk in:
Highschooler?: Yes/No
If a highschooler, what clique?:
Other:

Note that I may slightly change your color if another character already has it. I'll try to post a new entry soon )

[CookieCat000]

"Call me cute. I dare you."

Name: Brownie
Codename: Chocolate
Gender: Female
Personality: Don't let her cute looks fool you, she's got quite an attitude, and doesn't like being called "cute". She is calm most of the time, but seriously, she hates being called cute.
Color to talk in: #BF8000
Other:

[ajayy]

I'll DDOS your toaster if you don't shut up!

Name: Lionel
Codename: Leo
Gender: Male
Personality: Lionel is very hyperactive and intelligent. He's a bit younger than everyone else and no one outside the agency knows about him being an agent. He goes to the highschool and is sort of the popular's slave. He's incredibly intelligent and enjoys coding and hacking. He's always very hyper and likes making jokes, but is not to be messed with because, as he says, he will DDOS your toaster. [ DDOS is a hacking term which means direct denial of service, btw ]
Color to talk in: 40FF40
Other: Hope it's okay that he goes to the highschool? If not its fine

[tragedy,]

"throws a coconut at your head"

Name: Adrian
Codename: Agent Dragon
Gender: ♀
Personality: Strong, Caring, and Intelligent
Color to talk in: this one
Highschooler?: Yes
If a highschooler, what clique?: Well I don't care but me anywhere
Other: nope