Hi there book! My name is Abby! I found you on a bench outside! Isn't that great! This is so cool it's like an ancient thingy! I'm a bit younger then some of the other kids here but the teachers said I'd only passed because they said they gave me A+ So I would stop annoying them! But I'm not annoying my mom says I'm special! But that's what she tells my sister too! I saw a bunch of kids today! Two of them looked like jewels! I bet that they would be worth a lot of money! I'm a prankster so you could say that I'm a ninja! I smell like pine because I have a pinecone dispenser in my bag! Do you thing this kid who owns this would be mad at me for writing in his man journal? I'm one of the most popular outcasts in this school! That's because the populars have tried to prank me or tried to insult me but I'm too quick for them! I'm like a humming bird! If I keep rambling on will you get tired of me and run off!? Maybe I should do something fun! Like uhh pranks! Yeah that's a good idea!!
I'm back with supplies for my prank! This prank isn't too complicated so it shouldn't be too hard to do! I have a bottle of soda, a string, a scissor , and mentos! Now you take the cap off the soda, and tie a string to the mento, then you put the mento in the soda but only where the cap goes! And then close the cap! Take your scissor and cut the remains of the rope so you can't see the rope! Now I get to give the soda to someone!
me: hey kid! Want a nice cold soda?
kid: uhh no thanks Abby! I know you for your reputation as a prankster!
me: ooh how about you new kid, Cold soda?
kid: sure! I like soda! Especially when it's free
me: *tosses soda* have a minty fresh day!
kid: ? Uhh thanks? *opens soda* EEK!
ha ha ha! It just exploded in his face! It shot up and hit him so hard he flew backwards! I was told he had to go to the nurse because it got in his eyes!!
loudspeaker: will Abby stripes please come to the principal's office.
ooh I love it when I get to the the principal! Hug gives me a lollipop and a lecture every time! Though I usually don't listen because I'm busy jumping around while the nurse tries to stick a needle in me! She says it's to "calm me down" what ever that means! I just like to eat sugary sweets! And uhh bake more sugary sweets so I can eat them!!
principal: now Abby, I've gotten word of a student taking a cold beverage from you. You yourself know that you are not allowed to have such a drink in school, it has too much caffein in it and the stuff in it wearers out your teeth... i didn't get the rest of his speech because I was playing with that nice nurse. She made it hard this time! She said if I stopped for a minute I could have ice cream with sprinkles!! But she never said what flavor and I don't like chocolate! And I didn't want to stop playing yet! The nurse said I was a hurricane of destruction! But that's not true, I'm a hurricane of FUN!!! And sugary stuff! The nurse said I would get a doughnut if I followed her into a white room with padded walls! She said it was a bouncy room! And there was a box of doughnuts behind a metal door! How cool can that be! She said I'd need to wear a white jacket but I'm already wearing a white hoodie!what a choice. The jacket didn't smell like pine or cupcakes so I stayed in my hoodie! I stayed in the room for what felt like forever but then I got happy because I thought of sugar! And then I accidentally broke something because when I get excited my wings move at like sonic speed! How cool is that!??! I'm going to end this book thingy here because I want to leave!
