THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT'S A POTATO CHIP

[rocoboq]

Name~ Brie
Gender~ Female
Personality~ (Going to describe even though you've read 'this is a log) Can be pretty crazy sometimes (though not as crazy as Cassie...) and makes fast, yet not the best, comebacks. Sometimes says cheese instead of a curse, example, 'Holy Cheese' 'What the cheese?' However not that often.
Group~ Outcasts
Any pets?

Pip the fairy wolf. Has magical powers, uses a neutralizer too much, can talk.
Feel free to change that if you have to though
Friends with Cassie? Yes
Other~ Has a diary she carries around

You're supposed to PM Coolpaw5 with your character forms, not post them here. <3

[I r o n.]

Name:
Smores
Gender:
Female
Personality:
Smores is a kinda snobby, flirty, kinda girl. She is very intrested with doing her hair, painting her nails, petacures (<<) and keeping her fur clean. If she does get picked on, she probablly wont have the option to talk back. She wants to make everyone else feel like their useless, but she tries not to interact with others.
Group:
Populars, thou probablly never to be introduced in the potato chip for quiet awhile.
Any pets?:
~ Tiger (tig-ar) ~ Rovio ~ Mera ~ Fira (fi-ra)
Friends with Cassie?:
Well, she's kind a jealous of her, but doesn't want top admit it infront of the others.
Other:

Pet's name: Smores

Don't tell anyone else..but.. she has a 'diary'.

[Coolpaw5]

PLEASE!

don't post your form on here. Please PM them to me.

[Coolpaw5]

Hey Potato Chip!

So, after a few lessons of trying to teach my bodyguards SWAG, it didn't go well. Yeah. I don't reallly want to get into that...

(Here's a hint, it ended with the pyramid exploding. Don't ask)

SO, we are currently back on the plane.

I don't get why we even had to go to Egypt in the first place. Oh well.

Zara: So Xura, where should we drop you off?
Xura: Just drop me off over there. Amy can take me the rest of the way.
Zara: Kay.
Me: Awwww you have to go? :c
Xura: Yeah, kind of.
Me: asdfghjkl; That sucks.
Xura: #SOCKS
Me: Wat? Socks?
Xura: If you spell out socks, s - o - c - k - s, in Spanish, that's Eso si que es. It means, "It is what it is."
Me: o.o Cool.
Xura: Yup. So #SOCKS
Me: #SOCKS
Xura: We should totally make that thing.
So then we spent a few minutes posting that all over the internet to try make that a thing. But then Xura had to parachute off.

Me: Byeeeeee. I'll text you once I figure out your really weird riddle!
Xura: Good luck. Bye! *jumps off*
Me: :C So where to now?
Zara: Well the reason we have to get going is because you have to enroll in school.
Me: OMIGOSH, I'M ENROLLING BACK?!?!?! YASSS
Zara: Oh, well not your old school, a different school.
Me: Say wat now?
Zara: Yeah. You weren't safe at your old school. We are enrolling you into a completely Paratoin-only school.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Spiro: Hey, we're almost there!
Me: What? But, we were in Egypt like, 10 minutes ago.
Spiro: *rolls eyes* It's something called a time skip.
Me: Oh. Seems legit.
Kanji: Btw, it's a boarding school, so you're going to have to live there.
Me: No way. A boarding school?!
Kanji: A boarding school is where you live there at the school with your fellow classmates and teachers.
Me: I know what a boarding school is! I just want to know why I need to go to school?
Spiro: Because you are a teenager, and you need education. Because you're stupid.
Kanji: Plus the fact that if you were walking around during school hours, you were going to get arrested, and we don't want to go through that trouble.
Zara: Plus, we secretly find you really annoying and want to get you off of our paws as soon as possible.
Me: Geez guys, I could really feel the love. Are you not coming with me?
Spiro: No, we have other things to worry about.
Kanji: We'll be fine. You're going to be staying at that school for a while, so get used to it.
Me: But, I've been moving from place to place all the time.
Zara: Have fun!
Me: But, what about my things-
Zara: All packed!
Me: But, what about-
They literally dumped me and my luggage in front of the school. I walked inside to be greeted by a girl.

Girl: Hi there! What's your name?
Me: Uhh... Cassandra.
Girl: Cassandra Starr?
Me: The one and only.
Girl: Actually, there's three others with the same name as you.
Me: Oh. .__.
Girl: So, we're going to have to find out which one you are. You are a female, right?
Me: Yes.
Girl: Okay, that rules out two of them.
Me: .__.
Girl: So, 50, 50 chance. You have Earth powers, right?
Me: No, wind.
Girl: Oh, I see. Come with me.
She led me to room 512 and gave me the keys. A, "Have fun, classes are at eight, sharp," and she left.

The room was fairly big. It had a bunk bed and two desks. Two closets and a couch and t.v. Seems good enough.

Me: Well. I guess this is it.
I started unpacking when I heard paw-steps behind me. I whipped around to see nobody there. A little freaked out, I continued unpacking when I heard a book fall onto the ground.

Me: AHH
???: AHHHHH
Me: AHHH
???: AHHHH
You know, they say first impressions are most cruical to a relationship.

Anyway, there was a girl there.



Me: Uhh...
???: Who are you...?
Me: Cassandra Starr, and I think I'm your roomate?
???: Oh.
Me: Yeah... So who are you?
Enchantment: My name's Enchantment.
Me: Wait, enchantment, as in...
Enchantment: Something like magic.
Me: Can I shorten it, because it's going to take forever writing your name like that.
Enchantment: Sure.
Me: . . .
Enhance (?): . . .
Me: . . .
Enchant (?): . . .
Me: Any suggestions...?
? ? ?: Oh, people call me Enchant.
Me: But that's boringggg
???: Well what do you want to call me, then?
Me: Hold on... *searches up on google* Delight. That's my nickname for you.
Delight: Delight? Why?
Me: Enchanting means, something that causes delight, so that's my nicname for you.
Delight: Cool, I guess.
Me: Anyway, which bunk can I have?
Delight: You can have the top one.
Me: o3o Okie dokie artichokie.
I climbed up the ladder and started putting out some bed-sheets that Zara packed (She really wanted to get rid of me, huh?)

Delight: So, Cassandra...
Me: Yeah?
Delight: We have drama tomorrow.
Me: Excuse me?
Delight: We have drama tomorrow.
Me: Seriously?
Delight: Yeah.
Me: Cool! What play are we doing?
Delight: Romeo and Juliet.
Me: NO WAY. I LOVE THAT PLAY!
Delight gave me a look before opening up her laptop.

So, I opened you up and started writing in you. Delight seems to be typing away at something, but I couldn't see it. Oh well. I am still writing in you right now, and Delight is over there. Sighhhhhhhh... I wonder what we even learn at a Paratoin boarding school.

[Coolpaw5]

2 more days to get your form in, soooo... Yah!

[Coolpaw5]

Hey Potato Chip! Lost my light purple pen. Sucks. I'll have to go buy a new one

So, at my new boarding school, I went to my firstest everest class! Math!

Yayyyyyy!~~~ No.

Math was as fun as a bagel. By itself. With no filling. Or toppings. Or anything else to eat it with. Just, a bagel. Yeah.

So, my hormonal girl instincts kicked in and I immediately looked around for cute guys, because I obviously came to school to pick up guys, not learn anything.
"What about Maze?" You may ask. Um... I don't really want to go into that. Sorry, I know you're dying to find out, and I'm supposed to spill all the juicy details in my diary/book/whatchamacallit, but... I don't know, this one is just a little personal. It wasn't pretty, to say the least.

Plus, it may leave me a sobbing mess and completely ruin this Potato Chip, so no thanks. Sorry!

. . .

Okay, fine I'll tell you.

Me: Maze! I never saw you for so long!
Maze: Oh! Uhh... Hey, Cassie...
Me: I FINALLY came back to visit you!
Maze: Yeah... Great...
Me: .-. You don't sound very excited.
Maze: I am! It's just... I didn't expect you to be back so soon.
Me: You mean, you don't want me here?
Maze: No! No, it's great that you're back.
Me: So, what then?
Maze: Yeah, well... It's just that, I thought since you didn't say anything and you just left, you were breaking up with me without actually saying it.
Me: I wouldn't do that. .^.
Maze: So, I was kinda sad, and I met a new girl, and we hung out, and we were-
Me: Wait, three things, first of all, 'Kinda' sad? Not really sad? Okay, second thing, new girl?! And third, WHY YOU NO TELL MEH?!?!?!?!
Maze: Uhh... *awkward...*
Me: You're dating someone else.
Maze: Wait, hold on-
Me: No! It's fine! Fantastic! We're just friends now, right? Totally cool. In fact...
Tears welled up my eyes and I ran away.

Gah! So much drama! V.V
I should move on before I start sobbing.

Anyway, back to what I was saying, Picking up cute guys. I scanned the perimeter and my little hormonal alarm started beeping. Okay, dudes of the world, if a girl is desperately wanting you to ask her out, ASK HER OUT! I mean, you guys obviously have the power to read minds, so just do it! You have no idea how much stress we go through every day of our lives when you're doing NOTHING! We dress nicer, we act nicer, we just, GAH!

Right, so my little hormonal scanner was picking up some activity at the front of the class.



GAH, way out of my league. I know it never stopped me before, but you know, teenage life gets a hold of you. Plus, the first time I went for a popular boy, he totally back-stabbed me and dated my like, worst enemy!

Anyway, this dude, (I think his name is like... Zolbo, or something...?) He was the class clown, and super popular. So, I got my daily dose of stalkage just staring at him, and you know what? No one said anything! It was pure peace, I tell you. I mean, a girl could get used to this, staring at someone intensely and not get questioned why.

I don't really know how to laugh in here. Do I say, 'Lol' or do I say like, 'Laughing.' or do I say, '*laughs*' or do I just put this little emoji I DON'T KNOWWWW!!!

Right, so I got out my phone and started reading romance stories because I'm a total chic-flick kinda girl. Not like the teacher gives a potato what you do during their class. Right, so the romance story was like, SO BEAUTIFULLLL! It was about a girl who is a nerd and she meets this football jock and they hang out for some really vague reason, and she falls in love with him, but she doesn't want to admit it, and then she goes through this stage where she finally realizes it, and he loves her back, and they're in love with each other.

So, I thought that the story was over, because it was super good, but then things went for a turn for the worse. His friend likes the girl as well, and they get in a fight, and the hot football jock ends up leaving her and disappearing off the face of the Earth, and she is like sad all the time. And at this point, I was sobbing my head off. Not like the teacher gives a potato about it. No, the formula to find the area of a shower curtain shaped like a octagon and to find the circumference of the sun is much more important. Gosh.

So yeah, I was sobbing my head off and my classmates all shrugged it off, thinking I was having trouble with the math formula. But, I found some unrealistic things about the story, like, in the middle, her best friend gives her a total makeover but all she really did was change her clothes and got rid of her glasses, and BAM, bootieful!

First of all, there is something called, "a glasses look" where if you where glasses for a long time, your face kinda morphs to fit the glasses, so when you take your glasses off, you look kinda weird.

I'm going wayyyy off track. Right, so, a few classes, much more sobbing, more reading, and more teachers not giving a potato.

Lunch came and I found Delight sitting at a table by herself.



Me: Hey Delight!
Delight: Hi Cassandra. We have drama next.
Me: Yas! I luv Romeo and Juliet.
Delight: Whatever.
Me: What? Don't you like it?
Delight: Well...
Me: Well, what? >:V
Delight: It's, kinda stupid.
Me: *LE GASP* No way, it's a tragic love story!
Delight: Right.
Me: How is it in any way, stupid?
Delight: Well, to begin with, nobody can freakin understand what the potato Shakespeare is even talking about!
Me: >:V If you put it in modern English, it makes sense.
Delight: Even then, it's stupid. Let me sum it up for you, a prince and a princess of two different royal families fall in love.
Me: Yeah...
Delight: It happens that those two families hate each others' guts, so of course, they had to keep the love secret.
Me: Right...
Delight: So, they go to a dance, and they're just like, YOLO! and kiss, and fall in love even more. Then, this wizard dude comes, and befriends Romeo. He figured out a 'GENIUS' way for them to be together. Of course, the most smartest way is to fake Juliet's death, so they can dig her up from her tomb and run away together. It's not like that is going to cause major trouble for the two families or anything.
Me: Hey, wait a minute-
Delight: So, for some reason, the wizard dude 'conveniently forgot' to tell Romeo the major plan, only giving the magic potion to Juliet and telling Juliet the plan. Juliet takes it, and is 'fake' dead in like two hours. Everyone is like, "Shucks. Better call a funeral service." So, they get a funeral ready, and Romeo still doesn't know a thing, only that Juliet is dead. Romeo comes in the middle of Juliet's funeral, sees Juliet dead, and drinks some poison. He's dead, and Juliet wakes up, sees Romeo dead, and kills herself with a dagger that Romeo carries. The people at the funeral just watches all this happen like it's some reality t.v. show. And then, they snap out of it, and then start mourning for the both of them, not even caring that they were about to bury a live body or that they just saw two kids murder themselves.
Me: >:V . . . Whatever!
Delight: I didn't even include all the sword-fights that took up half the play, even though this was supposed to be a tragic love.
Me: Don't talk to meh. >:(
Then, the bell rings, and we go to the drama class. Our teacher was Ms. Whats-her-face. I'm a teenage girl. I mean, who even remembers the names of teachers when we can easily replace it with 'whats-her-face' or something.

Teacher: Welcome students, to a new semester!
Class: WHOOOOOO!
Teacher: We're going to be rehearsing the age-old classic, Romeo and Juliet!
Delight: *cough* Stupid play *cough*
Me: *cough* Shut up Delight *cough*
Teacher: So, you have to try out for your role. Here's some random part of the play, and try your best!
So, I went up. I said a couple of lines, and the teacher was just like, ">.>" The lines were a bit weird, they were in modern English, and we all know that Shakespeare is like, the ultimate olden English dude.

Teacher: Great! Results will be posted outside of my office after school!
So, time skip 3 hours, and...

I GOT JULIET! AGAIN!

I swear, I should get an acting career. Delight was my BFF.

Wait, wat?

We went to drama class the next day and...

Teacher: Kay class, I'm sure you noticed that this isn't the old Romeo and Juliet, this is... Ray and Julie: The Tragic High School Love!
Class: .__. Wat?
Teacher: *squealll!* I rewrote it myself, and it includes all the high school you guys go through.
Ain't nobody buying that. You're like, three decades from even attending classes in high school, how do you know what our troubles areee? #THESTRUGGLE

Teacher: Yay! Let's get started!
So, I'll give you a basic outline of the new version.

Ray is like the most popular dude in the school, and Julie is like the most popular girl in school (Omigosh, I am going to have a hard time getting into sync) and Julie and Ray's friends hate each other, so they constantly try to drive each other away by telling us rumors of the other person.

But, then this dance comes, and it was a masquerade ball, so we all have to wear masks, and we all promote underage drinking and get drunk (one too many juice-boxes.) Then, we fall in love and our friends still hate each other. So, we try to resolve the issues, but they just won't budge.

Julie asks her cousin for help, and her cousin says that Julie should pretend to move schools, leaving all of her friends, but she actually stills secretly come to the same school. Julie agrees, and tells all of her friends the bad news. Ray overhears a rumor saying that Julie moved schools and immediately got heartbroken. He purposely got himself kicked out of school, and tried searching for the school Julie moved to.

Julie finds out, and she's heartbroken as well. She moves schools and tries to find Ray, but they never managed to find each other.

I was downright sobbing when I finished reading the script.

Me: Aghgghghh Whyyyy???!?!? *sobs*
Delight: .__. Dude, seriously? This is worse than the original. It's so unrealistic.
Me: You're unrealistic. *sobs some more*
Delight: Stupid female protagonist.
So, we began our rehearsal.

To set the scene, this is when me (Julie) and Ray (I don't know who Ray is) bump into each other. (I'm talking to my friends, and Ray is talking to his and that's how we ram into each other.)

Me: So, I was like, "No way, you are soo cool!"
Delight: No way! That is like, so- Omigosh, no way.
Me: *rams into something* OWWW!
???: Erghhh
I looked up to see:



OMIGOSH, I HAVE TOO MANY CLICHES WHEN IM IN A PLAY.

???: Watch where you're going!
Me: Uhh... *reads script* You're so dreamy... Waait, what?
Teacher: CUT! What's the matter?
Me: Why am I saying, 'You're so dreamy..." ?
Teacher: Because you are a hormonal teenage girl who can't keep her mouth shut.
Me: Fair enough.
Teacher: Also, you guys have to talk more like teenage girls. You, Encha- Enchan- Enchilada, yeah, you. You have to speak more like a teenage girl.
Delight: .__. Okay...
Teacher: No, you don't say, 'Okay...' You go, "OKayyyyyyyy" Stick your tongue out when you add the Y at the end. Tip, don't close your mouth when you're talking, just talk with your mouth open all the time, and moving your lips. Places!

Me: So, I was like-
Teacher: CUT! You, act more girly. You're as girly as Ursala from the Little Mermaid.
Me: .-. Wow.
Teacher: Action!

Me: Okayyyyyy *twirls hair* SO, I was all like, 'Omigosh, u r like, teh coolesssst."
Delight: Omigosh, No to the wayyyyyyyy! That is like, Omigersshhhh, like, look out!
Me: Owwwwwwww! That like, huuuuurrrrt!
Ray: Watch where you're going. *walks away*
Me: Emergerssshhhh, people are like, so ruuuuuuuuude! But, he is like, cuuuuuuute *twirls hair*
Delight: Like, j'yeah! But, he's not like, cuuuuuute Let's like, goooooooo.
Me: *walks away*
Teacher: CUTTTTTT! What kind of walk is that?!?!?
Me: Huh?
Teacher: You're supposed to sway your hips to the side and snap your fingers and stuff. Here, let's practice.
Me: .__. *walks forward*
Teacher: No, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! Sway your hips! Come on!
Me: >:| *walks while swaying hips*
Teacher: UGHHHHHHH, Nooo! Come on, sway them like you MEAN IT!
Me: >:\ *walks while swaying hips 'like I mean it'*
Teacher: Good, now was that so hard? Now, bend your knees a bit, walk forward, keep your chin up
Me: This is so awkward...
Teacher: Live with it! This is the real world! You have to be 10 feet out of your comfort zone! Come on, let me see you work it!

Ooooooooh boy. So what happened to the nice teacher two minutes ago? I don't even know. Well, mid-way between drama, we had a break, and I found out his name is actually Zolt. Reallllly weird name. Lol/*laughs*/

Yeah.

#SOCKS

[Coolpaw5]

Hey guys! I bet you missed my picture, and my purple wording!

Right, so we had this orientation thingy-ma-bobbby. I was shoved into a group of other new students, including Delight, and we all walked into this room. After years of experience, I knew that a really popular girl will go onto the stage with a mic and order us in to our groups. But, instead, a military lady came up. O.O????!?!?!?!?

Military Lady: Alright, shut your yappers. Look, we have an important duty to do around here. You will be placed into groups. Groups decided on your personality, looks, and skills.
Me This sounds a lot like a book I read.
Delight: Yeah, I know what you mean...
Military Lady: HEY! You listen, and you listen good. Once sorted, that is considered your 'sorority' although, nobody here calls it that. We like to call it your corp. Something you belong to. Now before we get started, we will go through a few team-building exercises. You and you.
She pointed to me and another random girl.



Lady: Alright, come up here. You will be doing some simple tasks. Get to that flag up there.
There was a flag on the top of rock-climbing wall.
Lady: Working together is fine, but it's the dog who gets there first, which is the one who is almost guaranteed a better spot.
Me: Uhhhhhhhhhh
???: o.o
Me: Well then...
The other girl and I slowly walked up to the wall, and just kinda stared at it for a bit.

Lady: TICK TOCK TICK TOCK! Time's a wasting, what's the hold-up?
???: o.o
Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh I have no experience climbing walls?
Lady: Well, then you're going to GAIN SOME EXPERIENCE! GO UP THERE!
We just kinda flailed all over the place 'trying' to reach the flag which was placed 5,000,000 miles above us.
Lady: *Sigh* Fail! Who's next?
Me: Well then. Cassandra. *sticks out paw*
Moonstream: Moonstream. *shakes paw* I'll see you around.
I saw her cough up some fire before moving on. We did a little tour of the campus which was a bit late considering we already found our way around the school. Derrr...
There were a huge variety of classes, Art Class 101, Calculus, How-To-Make-A-Diary-But-Not-Call-It-A-Diary class, the usual. I walked up to a girl as we were looking at the library, because, I needed allies! It is IMPOSSIBLE for a female protagonist to have only ONE FRIEND. I mean, how do you even LIVE like that?! You obviously need like 4 friends which two are just kinda added to make it seem like I have a lot of friends.



Me: Hi.
???: Hello.
Me: I'm Cassandra! :DDDDDDDD
Rebellion: I'm Rebellion.
Me: Cool name o3o
Rebellion: Thank you.
Me: .__. You're not easy to talk to.
Rebellion: .__.
Me: .__.
Rebellion: .__. *leaves*
INTENSE STARE-DOWN Btw, she is now one of my friends because she is like, one of the few people that is actually willing to talk to me.

Lady: Alright, now, you will be taking a test. How you do on that test will determine your overall worth. Then, each group will 'claim' you, and you will be moved to that corp. Is that clear?!
Me: Not really.
Lady: Alright, let's go!
So she gave us a piece of paper with questions on it.

Lady: 15 minutes to finish! Hurry!
The questions were kinda common sense kinda questions like, 'If a burglar broke into your dorm, what do you do?' or 'If you ran out of food in your fridge, what do you do?' Both equally terrifying, to say the least. I turned my test in, and sat back down.

Lady: Alright, the claiming will happen at 7 tonight, be sure to be there or be kicked out of this here school!
Me: O.O

Anyway, we had to go back to our boring classes. I went over to some class that I really wasn't paying attention to but I automatically knew that it was my first period.



???: Hey, I know you!
Me: Huh?
???: Cassandra, right?
Me: Yeah. Oh, are you.......
Ann: I'm Ann. I can't believe we're going to the same school again! ^0^
Me: o3o I don't really remember you but we are still friends so cool. Yeah!
Ann: I'll see you around!
Me: Kay.

Teacher: CASSANDRA!
Me: EEEP!
Teacher: Since you are so free to talk, care to tell me what did Aristotle believed everything in the universe was made up of?
Me: Uhh... The elements, water, Earth, fire, air.
Teacher: Excellent, now-
Me: Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed, when the Fire Nation attacked.
Teacher: Wat?
Me: Only the avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he disappeared.
Random dude next to me: Why are you doing this?
Me: A hundred years have passed, and my brother and I discovered the new avatar, an airbender named Aang, and although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
Random dude: How do you even remember all this?
Me: But I believe,
Random dude: Oh my gosh, no-
Me: THAT AANG CAN SAVE THE WORLD
Then the bell rang and we all ran out of the class. Lunch was next because, there is only one class that happens in the morning block.

I walked over to a table that Delight was on, and saw Moonstream, Ann, and Rebellion on.

Me: Hai guyz!
Moonstream: Hey.
Rebellion: Hi.
Ann: Hello.
Delight: Good morning.
Me: .__. You guys are BORINGGGG by yourselves. We need some crazy people here.
Rebellion: Well, that wasn't offensive at all.
And just like that, a few crazy people came over.



Squishy: HELLOOOO! I'm Squishy! But you can call me Tickles if you want, but I like Squishy!!!



Brie: Hey, I'm Brie, and I heard that you wanted some fun people?
There was a floating little wolf-fairy thingy next to her.
Brie: Oh, this is Pip.

Pip: That's meeeee!



Dimension: I'm Dimension! I don't know why I came along, but you know, whatev's.



Diana: Heeeeeeeey! I heard a party going on here! I'm Diana!

See, just like that, and I have like what, 4 new friends. Bam. Magic powers.

Me: Hey, I'm Cassandra! :DDDDDDDDD
Rebellion: Gosh, it's so crowded here.
Ann: I know right. Gah.
Moonstream: Agreed.
Squishy: What do you mean??? It's awesomeeeee!
Brie: Yeah!
Pip: Yeah! Let's get the neutralizer out!
Brie: PIP, NO!
Dimension: This place is legit.
Diana: Yup!
Me: I'm going to have a hard time remembering all you guys.
Then, the bell rang, and we all went back to class on full stomachs even though we didn't eat anything.

So, I was just kinda cruising in class, when a girl poked me on the shoulder.



???: Psst... What's number four?
Me: I don't know...
???: Oh, well you suck.
Me: -o-
Isabella: Yeah. I'm Isabella, and despite your clear lacking of brains, we are going to be great friends!
Me: Yeah. I'm Cassandra, and despite your inability to be kind, we are going to be great friends!
Yup. Awwwwkwarddd. We just kinda stared at each other before going back to our homework.

Isabella: Yeah, oh look, there's my boyfriend, Mace!

I immediately sobbed on the inside after breaking up with Maze. I mean, THEIR NAMES SOUND SIMILAR!!!!!

Anyway, class over, because magical time-skip and I went to drama after-school. I heard that some schools allow drama ALL THE TIME! I mean, how lucky is that?!?!? Anyway, I was there and we kept doing the scene from yesterday.

I won't get into it, but it included a whole lot of screaming, yelling, and exhaustion. Not fun.

So, I went back to my dorm, and Delight was in there, still typing away at something.

Me: Hey Delight!
Delight: Hey Cassandra.
Me: Whatcha doing?
Delight: Just looking up something.
Me: .3. Looking what up? *scoots over to try see laptop*
Delight: *scoot away so I can't see* Nothing...
Me: D:< NO SECRET CAN BE KEPT AWAY FROM MEHHHHHHH
Delight: NEVAHHHHHHH
Me: WAT IS ITTTT?!?!?!?!
Delight: NUUUUU
She did a flip over me, and dived into her bunk. She closed her browser and shut down her laptop.

Me: Gosh, I just wanted to see what it was, you didn't have to go all ninja on me.
Delight: It's something weird, and I don't want you to see.
Me: Aww... Come on, I'm weird!
Delight: >.> No. It's something REALLY weird.
GAH! Stupid girl drama. I bet guys don't have to go through this.

These are completely made up dudes that I just came up from the top of my head.
Brian: Omigosh, dude! You're cheating with my girlfriend?!
Liam: Yeah, dude. Sorry.
Brian: GAH! *Punches wall* *kicks can* *listens to sad music* *bounces a ball* *locks himself in his room* *rips off shirt and pounds on his chest* *screams like a gorilla* *goes on a rampage* Okay, I'm good now.
Liam: So, we cool?
Brian: Yeah, I got over it. That chick was CRAZY anyway.
Liam: I know right!

Okay, I may sound really mean towards boys, but just to even it out, girls aren't exactly to deal with when we're mad.

Also a bunch of random girls that I just made up.
Brianna: Omigosh! Gurl, you're cheating with my boyfriend?!?!
Linda: Yeah, what you going to do about it?
Brianna: GRR! *screams* *claws Linda* *gets into a huge fight with Linda* *Becomes enemies with Linda* *tries to ruin Linda's life* *takes revenge by cheating with Linda's boyfriend in two years* *laughs as she gives Linda no mercy*

Ohhhhhhhh... Gosh. WOw. No idea where that came from. Wow. Really scary. I should be a writer! :D

[Coolpaw5]

Hey Potato Chip! Lost my purple pen, AGAIN! Oh wait, it's under the table. Eh, I'll get it later.

So, I was in my bedroom late at night, adopting new pets on Chicken Smoothie when the lights turned out. I stood strong, though.

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Then, I got stuffed into a bag and felt myself get hauled away. But, you know, like in all of those movies, I knew it was completely pointless to try fight, because, duhhh, the storyline wouldn't continue and the movie would totally suck.

So, I got pulled away, and I was just like trying to make myself comfortable, but the floor was bumpy, ya know?

Anyway, I got there, and they dumped me out of the sack.

Military Lady: Well, glad to see you here!
I looked to see the exact same group from earlier, all there in their pajamas.

Military Lady: Kay, ladies, welcome to 'The Claiming.' Here, you will stand at this podium, say a few things about yourself, then the group representative will ask you some questions, and choose you in. Quite simple, really.
Me: Wait, what?
Military Lady: Any questions?
Me: *raises paw*
Military Lady: Yes?
Me: Uhhh.... Could you repeat that?
Lady: Repeat what?
Me: Uh... The entire thing where you started saying... stuff?
Lady: LEGGO! Here are the five leaders.



Hi! I'm Britney! And if you can't tell by my half shirt and extremely short skirt, I'm the leader for the Populars! I'm a Senior, so I still go to this high school! You may see me around campus, so you can ask me any questions you want! Unless you aren't in populars, because in that case, get lost. Hope to see you around!



Hey. I'm Daniel. The leader of the Jocks. And before you ask, yes, I'm shirtless. Anyway, as Britney said, I'm a senior as well, so yeah. You know. Being a jock requires DEAD HARD DEDICATION! You have to have at least a 10-pack, and you have to be drop-dead gorgeous. Oh yeah, Britney's my girlfriend, so yeah. Don't know how that ties in, but it does.



Hello. I'm Joshua. I am the current leader of the nerds, soon to retire though. I am a senior after all. Anyway, as you can see, I have messy hair because as a nerd, I do not care one bit what I look like. IQ must be above 115, and, other than that, I'm a bit speechless.

Delight: He's hot.
Me: You and I have different definitions of hot.



Hey, I'm Brianna. I'm the leader of the Emos. Yeah. You know, you can just... Like, whatever. I'm a senior, ready to get out of this building. You know. Yeah...

We waited a bit for the fifth group to come out, and finally a dude was shoved out there.

Wait, A DUDE?!



Ohhhh... Boy. Uhh... Hi? I'm Penguin-
Everyone: *laughter*
-__- Shuddup. Yeah, I'm Penguin, you can call me Pentagon, Phone, whatever. I'm the leader of the outcasts, and like all the other guys, I'm a senior. I know what you guys are thinking, "OMIGOSH, HOW CAN A DUDE BE AN OUTCAST?!?!?!" Well, to tell you the truth, I have no idea. I just want to say, being an outcast sucks, so don't try to be it. Kay, let's go.

So, we all kinda just stood in a line as the first person went up.



Smores: Hey, I'm Smores, and I'm a kinda snobby, flirty, kinda girl. I love doing my hair, painting my nails, pedicures and yeah. Stuff like that.
Britney: Awesum, but why are you named Smores? It's like an Outcast name...
Penguin: It's a cool name.
Britney: Exactly how an Outcast would think.
Smores: .__. Uhh... My parents named me that...?
Daniel: You're cute, but I don't think you're HARDCORE enough for jocks.
Joshua: Nope. Just, nope.
Brianna: You're too happy...
Britney: Whatever, welcome to Populars!

This is very complicated...

Then I was next in line and I walked up.

Me: Umm... o3o
Britney: *cough* Outcast *cough*
Penguin: *cough* Say something *cough*
Me: I'm Cassandra, and... I'm... awesome? I like to do shtuff. And yeah.
All five leaders: .__.
Britney: Outcast!
Penguin: Hey, hold up, I have to accept her into it, you can't just order her in!
Daniel: She's Weeeird!
Joshua: She doesn't look smart. At all. Like seriously.
Brianna: She's too not-emo.
Penguin: No, you take her!
Britney: No way! She is ANYTHING but popular material! Outcasts are for the leftovers!
Penguin: No, outcasts are for those who are against the populars! She's just, UGH!

Have you ever been so weird that even outcasts didn't want you?

Yup.

Me: So... Where do I go...?
Britney: Ha! Not here!
Daniel: Nah, bruh.
Joshua: Nope.
Brianna: Noooo.......
Penguin: Not accepted.
Me: Aww... Come on! Your name is Penguin! How much weirder am I?
Penguin: Much. Like an unbelievably high amount. Really much. MUCH WEIRDER THAN I AM.
Me: Gosh, you're mean.

Military Lady: Okay, okay. In the case that no one wants the selected student, she must spend a day in each group, and make her choice afterward.
Penguin: Wait, she gets to pick which group she's in?!
Military Lady: Well, none of you want her, she might as well have the right. You will be starting as a Popular tomorrow, Cassandra. Then, Jocks, Nerds, Emo, then Outcasts. At the end, you will choose your group.
Me: *sigh* Okay.

So, here I am.

It's this feeling of loneliness that no one wanted me in their group. I mean, come on, outcasts was like, my place, man!

So, they sent me the uniforms for each group (Yeah, depending which group you're in means what you wear)

I can keep it! Apparently, if I returned it, they were going to burn it anyway.

Wow. I just realized how mean they are.

Okay, well, that was a really busy night.

Delight just walked in and started typing on her laptop again. AGAIN! Then, she closed it and went to sleep. I should be sleeping right now, but I'm still sulking over the fact that I am so unwanted.

It's midnight. I really should be asleep.

kay byeee!

[tunsax1]

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[jésus]

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