THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS! The Original!

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ARRRR! I'M A PIRATE!

Postby GizmoTheDragon » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:45 pm

{{Please spare the poor publisher who would have to lay eyes upon this manuscript xD I plan on publishing some day, but not this one... sorry to kill the joy :( {{xD}} And yeah, you can make a story like this. The world needs more sarcastic satires :) More laughs for everyone. }}

Dear CACTUS: OMIGAWD OMIGAWD OMIGAWD OMIGAWD I AM LIKE SO HAPPY :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

Long story... actually, not that long of a story, but I went shopping Layna today to get my outfit for the dance. And we found the most perfect dress EVER! I told you it was the Halloween dance right? Yeah, I guess I did, so you're supposed to wear a costume. Then again, I knew I couldn't get a really costumey costume because then I wouldn't look pretty in it. The compromise? Get a costume that is also a dress.

SO I'M GOING AS A PIRATE GIRL :D Great idea, right?

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*raises eyebrow* You sure you're going to wear that? -Layna
Of course! Look at it! It's so beautiful and still kinda rugged and costume-y and AWESOME! -Karma
It looks like something Serena would wear: not enough cloth in the chest-ish area. -Layna
Layna, we're dogs. We don't have anything to hide in the chest-ish area. -Karma
Yeah, but do you want to be known as a Serena impersonator or- God forbid, a follower of the trend? Someone who conforms to the wanton whims of the fashion world? Don't you think you're starting to morph into one of them?-Layna
No. Wait, what were we arguing about to begin with? -Karma
*shrugs* Heck if I know. Now, let's go check out and get some burgers or something. I'm starving -Layna

So, we went and bought our stuff and then we headed over to Paw's Burger place and we got some cheeseburgers and fried and milkshakes (mine was CHOCOLATE :D)and all that good stuff. We ran into Lexi and Hollie there, so we ended up sitting in the same booth as them.

What's up, guys? -Lexi
We were shopping at the costume store for our dresses for the dance. -Karma
Cool! So were we! What'd you get? what you get? WHAT DID YOU GET? :D -Lexi
._. Lexi, I don't think those last three milkshakes were good for you. -Hollie
*twitches excitedly* SUGAR! -Lexi
I got a pirate costume *shows* -Karma
*spazzes* PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPLE! -Lexi
I got a genuine Japanese Kimono. -Layna
>.> Not purple, but still pretty, but still not purple -Lexi
Sooooooo, I got a witch costume.... -Hollie
Oh yeah! Costumes! I'm A NINJA! -Lexi
Wow! I think you'd be an awesome ninja! -Karma
Yeah! You're loud, spastic, and posses all the stealth of a one-legged ostrich.... You'd be a great ninja, Lexi! -Layna
I know! That's why I chose it! Oh! I found out today that Dusk and Potato are going as dragons. -Lexi
Well, that's cool. -Karma
Dragons are cool. -Hollie
Totes. So, do any of you guys have dates? -Lexi
Having a guy to take you to the dance is overly cliché and detracts from the integrity and independence of women as a whole. I mean, are we so reliant on our male counterparts that we need to cleave to them at every social event? Can we not go to something like a dance on our own free will without needing to have a guy ask us to? Are we that backward as a species that we need the permission of someone else to do what we want with our time? So no, I will be going to the dance as an independent young woman. -Layna
Well, that's boring :| What about you, Karma? -Lexi
Xavier asked me! -Karma
SQUEEEEEEE! That's great, girl! *high-fives* No one's asked me out yet, so I'm hoping there might be someone nice in the massive wave of new students due to come at the beginning of next week. -Lexi
There's a massive wave of new students??? -Hollie
Apparently. Despite all of its weaker points: teachers who don't show up half of the time, a nurse that uses Band-Aids to cure the flu, a highly biased principal, a relentlessly criticizing student body, queen bees that rule the school, and school lunches imported from industrial factories in South America; there's something about Avian High School that makes random children flock here like crazy. -Layna
Seems legit... -Hollie




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!! insert picture of pet here !!

Username~
Pet's Name~
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ {Jock, prep, outcast, nerd, etc.?}
Personality~
Codeword~ {disregard this, there is no codeword}
Other~[/center]
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Guys, what are you doing here? You're making it hard for me to wallow in self pity -Karma
Screw self pity! You're too good for that! -Layna
I am? -Karma


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Cactus - Venus Flytrap


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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby christine, » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:50 pm

[center] !! lololwittylolol !!

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Pet's name: Reserved
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Username~ Spottedsong
Pet's Name~ Violet
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ Serena's follower
Personality~ No personality XD
Codeword~ x
Other~ X


!! I am witty. !!

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Pet's Name~ Pinky
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ Serena's follower
Personality~ No personality
Codeword~ {disregard this, there is no codeword}
Other~


!! I am a nerd; i am not witty. !!

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Username~ Spottedsong
Pet's Name~ Jake
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ Nerd
Personality~ Sweet, kind. Shy.
Codeword~ x
other- Hopelessly in love with Layna
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!! I like swords. Swords are cool !!

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Username~ Spottedsong
Pet's Name~ Jarrek
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ Jock
Personality~ The nicer one in the jock group
Codeword~ x
Other~
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby GizmoTheDragon » Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:12 pm

Awesooooome :) {No personality xD lol.}
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Guys, what are you doing here? You're making it hard for me to wallow in self pity -Karma
Screw self pity! You're too good for that! -Layna
I am? -Karma


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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby christine, » Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:46 pm

theyre supposed to be twins XD The type that repeat dverything Serena says XD
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby emoji movie » Sat Aug 24, 2013 3:02 pm

.....I LIKE SUGAR!!!!! @-0

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Username~ angelpal
Pet's Name~ Rijeka
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ {Jock, prep, outcast, nerd, etc.?} um... sporty? XD, a VERY VERY hyper person
Personality~ Ummm, explained above xD
Codeword~ {disregard this, there is no codeword} I LIKE PIE
Other~ yup, more later
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby chescab » Sat Aug 24, 2013 3:43 pm

!! Ummmmmm......NOPE...also I'm to lazy to tell you about me so Blaze will for me !!

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Pet's Name~ Ravenheart, but you can call her Rave, since there's already a Raven, or we could have 2 Ravens!
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ She's intresting.....um she doesn't really have one...it varys on her mood. someday she hangs out with her fellow cheerleaders and their all buddy buddy, others she hangs out with the outcasts and the cheerleaders bully her.
Personality~ she's kinda flirty. She's a cheerleader and a drama club member. She's also in the school glee club. she is really sweet deep down but can get annoying fast.
Codeword~ x..why x for none? why not un constructed x? II
Other~ she loves Dr.Who and has a thing for nerds.


!! I don't do witty..... !!

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Pet's Name~ call me Blaze please
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ well I am on the football team so maybe jock? but then again I am in the glee club, mainly because my twin sis is in it and she needs somebody to keep her in line....so not many jocks like me because of that...and I am kinda nerdy...
Personality~ I am a knight in shining armour! my bravery is seconded by none and I am always fair and chivalrous. Well at least in my video game...It's super cool! and nerdy...I'm a bit of a nerd or dork or whatever you call it in the real world...but I'm still sweet and kind!
Codeword~ II it's an um-asembled X
Other~I like Dr.Who to...


!! Ummmm IDK....Something incredibly witty??? lol >^.^< MEOW !!

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Pet's name: Lady Sparrow
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Pet's Name~ Sparrow
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ outcast...definatly outcast...
Personality~ ummm ask my alter ego Paige...
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ya...both me and Sparrow are kinda rocker style kids...we love drums and electric guitar and wear high boots and leather allot... also I am her alter ego...and sometimes I'm nice and care for others...other times I am quite evil...but she locks me away in her mind most of the time...I'm sad about that...It means I can't be evil in peace =C...But Sparrow is actually quite nice...I hate her...
Codeword~ WHAT!!!! NO CODEWORD?????? DID IT DIE OR SOMETHING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *preforms codeword CPR*
Other~ younger sister of Ravenheart and Blaze and a cheerleader and glee club member...she does it for the attention...she likes attention so will join any club even if she despises the people in it...also likes Dr.Who but will argue that she doesn't...she sleeps with a stuff toy doctor...


!! SPARROW!!! WILL YOU MARRY ME??? wait....this isn't Becky Dreamy land!!!!! !!
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Username~ chescab
Pet's Name~ Beckadus, but call him Beck or he WILL seek revenge on you.
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ nerd/outcast...end of story...
Personality~ he LOVES cars and motorcycles, Especially older ones! he is a mechanic in his spare time and is a HUGE TRON Fan and is quite nerdy and dorky. But he is sweet and funny and bold most of the time...and wait a minuet...Sparrow!!!!! why are you writing MY form!!!!!!! and how do you know so much about me..... *puts away Stalkers Guide for Dummies who are Madly in LOVE before it can be seen* Nice witty comment Beck =D NOOOOO MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!!!!!!!
Codeword~ ok...there's no codeword....UN-like the beautiful stunning girl above me I can understand that...
Other~I LOVE SPARROW!!!!! and dr.who, and am in glee clum and metalworking club...I Love Sparrow...
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby VesVes » Sat Aug 24, 2013 3:52 pm

I've been reading this for a while, and I've got to say, this is pretty awesome! Quite a bit better than my own pet journals XD. Anyways...

!! "I would say something witty, but first I've got to think of something. Like, how do you even come up with that stuff? Search within the deepest depths of your brain? I really don't know. Er...oh! I've got one! The mean of the populars is that they're mean! Geddit, mean as in average? Haha, that probably wasn't very witty..." !!

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Pet's Name~ Lavender
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ Outcast. Not that she cares.
Personality~ A tomboyish athlete who loves surfing, going to the beach, and ice cream. She doesn't take any insults from anyone and generally has a high opinion of herself. However, she is pretty friendly.
Codeword~ {disregard this, there is no codeword}
Other~ Nope


!! "I don't call it popularity. I call it dictatorship." !!

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Username~ Nyota Hyena
Pet's Name~ Emma
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ Serena's follower, although she has an ulterior motive: to unseat Serena and make herself the most popular dog in the school
Personality~ Manipulative, cunning, just evil. She doesn't care about boys or clothes, she just basically wants to be a god.
Codeword~ {disregard this, there is no codeword}
Other~ Nope
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby ⓞ ⓚ ⓐ ⓟ ⓘ » Sat Aug 24, 2013 5:07 pm

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Username; Wildheart86 at your service. No, I'm not a dwarf. Virtual cookie to whoever got that joke. (::) < ze cookie

Pet's Name; "I'm Sky."

Status; He considers himself not to have one. "Well, it's true. No one really has a status, right? It's just people who think they're popular but they're not." *cough* Outcast. *cough*

Code word; "Umm... hold on I got this..." Sky? "Yeah?" Did you read the text beside the question? "No, was it important?" Yes... "*reads out loud* Disregard this, there is no code word. Oh... :oops:

Personality; "Well I'm funny, sweet, shy..." To sum it up, a hopeless romantic who never gets girls because he's too weird.

Other; "I am a piano player and have an awesome singing voice, although I am too afraid to sing or play in front of anyone." Oh, and he is not friends with Serena. If she talks to him, he ignores her, although he will shove her if she trips or shoved him first.





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(Excuse his dress up. I was just experimenting. XD I find what his speech bubble says funny.)

Username; Look in the corner of my post. It's not that hard.

Pet's Name; "My name's Light. Nice to meet you."

Status; He is basically a jock. He can't go around a corner without a girl asking him out. He mostly just ignores them. He has only been one date in his life, which was very embarrassing and somehow ended up with him and the employees and his date covered in food. (Apparently there was a food fight or something.) So yeah, he's still waiting for the perfect girl so he can be her knight in shining armor.

Personality; Light is very sweet, kind, and gentleman-like. He has gotten into many fights trying to protect his friends (if he has any that aren't using him to be popular) and family.

Code word; "There is none." Gold star for actually paying attention. "Yay!" "Hey, don't rub it in my face!"

Other; Not really... he's very creative and likes art. He also has no siblings, unlike Sky who has an annoying little sister.
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby Reiji » Sat Aug 24, 2013 6:00 pm

Want Ice-Cream Cake? No? Okay You suffer =T

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Username~ Masky
Pet's Name~ Torunn Xackmias. You can call me Rune
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~Just a REALLY Hyper boy.
Personality~ He is Sweet and Kind. He is very friendly unless to bad people or bullies. P.S If Serena touch her he was like "GO AWAY! I DON'T NEED YOU NAIVE GIRL" And probaly got a Detention XD
Codeword~ So Fudge this >:l
Other~ Can he be a New Student from another school? He will only be here for awhile ^-^ It was Dawn High School

I hate Nerds (Epicness Randomness Stuff)
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Username~ Masky
Pet's Name~ My name is Masky, i am Torunn older brother.
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ Jock and Emo .-.
Personality~ He is kinda EMO And only be nice to people who be nice to his younger brother Torunn. He got a nightmare that follows him they were inside his locket... And if Serena Touch or talk to him he summon his nightmare to chase her around school XD
Codeword~ The Flapjack mean Disegard? Or stuff OH WHATEVER SCREW THIS
Other~ ... To much? And same as Torunn he from Dawn High school
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby zoocyte » Sat Aug 24, 2013 7:46 pm

STALK STALK STALK STALK STALK




!!HI FRIEND!!!!
..........WANNA DIE?
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Username~ R.I.P. MaxtheParrot
Pet's Name~ "My name's Nothing!!"
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ {Jock, prep, outcast, nerd, etc.?} "WHAAAAATTT-I do not get you beings and your strange words!!!
He's sort of a psychotic nerd-dark side dude.
Personality~He's crazy.He's hyper.He calls everyone his 'friend.' He likes cookies.
Codeword~"DIE CODEWORD DIE"
Other~
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