Dear Noobcake by Xialburg (Updates Every Other Weekend)

[CorgiBean]

Bookmarking ^_^

*Note to self: on page 20"

[The Dolorosa]

Xanri vs. Metallic

catfight, GO!

[saint.EXE]

Username: Krona
Level of Lol (1 to 10): OVER 9000!!!!!!
Compliments: Lol
Criticism: Nup
Other: *drool*

[-Z-]

I don't mind that metallic keeps popping up. c:

[FoodIsYummy]

Me neither. I like it. I think it should lead to some cool plot or something...>.>

[ode-to-joy]

yes, like she knows where his dad is or something.

[above_all_else]

awesome sauce!

[Miss Captain Sexy]

You have inspired me to creat my own epic diary! anyone who comments on it will be greatly appreciated!

[Lady Luna]

I think it would be cool if Metallic showed up in school and tried to kidnap the whole gang, except for Xanri...... cause Xanri rules.

[Al the Dalek]

Dear Noobcake,

So, another mind boggler last time I wrote. However, things are looking pretty okay right now.
EXCEPT FOR THE DRAGON.
Just kidding. I just couldn't resist putting that in there.
You know Noobcake, your pages have run out. The solution?
...staple more paper in.
It is wonderful idea and nothing can go wrong, of course.
Ha ha ha, what would give you that impression?
That every time something goes wrong that sentence is uttered?
Of course there are the popular lines of: "Don't open that door" "Don't push that button" "We'll be fine" and "Nothing will happen."
I totally just jinxed myself. I think just writing those phrases down have doomed me to an eternity of suffering. You know, full of doom and stuff.
Aside from that note of eternal doom and suffering, I think Gothie has ruined my mental stability.
I'm serious.
That wolf has serious issues. SERIOUS.
And I am using the word SERIOUS repeatedly because it is serious.
If I use that word again I may have to hurt myself.
I mean, Gothie was all playing this game that he says is the scariest computer game of all time.
And it is the scariest.
And nothing happens.
It's just...anticipation. Walking around a dark castle with your character's sanity levels going DOWN. Occasionally odd things occur but...it's just mostly the noises.
Ugh.
I watched him play a little bit of it, about five minutes worth, and let me just say something here: if it scares Gothie, it scared the living daylights out of me.
Both of us had to recover for at least twenty minutes playing video games (on the TV because the computer was still on the pause screen of that game) before we even considered going back to it. Once we managed to get to a safe enough spot in that game, it was off.
Oh the horror!
Well, I can't say that things aren't terribly uneventful, because it was my birthday a couple days ago.
So I'm 17 now Noobcake.
...and I still don't have my license...
Well, I KNOW how to drive, I should be able to have it but nooo I have to get experience with a responsible adult in the car.
Anyway, on to my birthday.
It was pretty much full to the brim of the metaphorical jar of awesomesauce.
I had the party type thing at my real mom's house. Purna was not invited, mostly because he was really, really sick. I think he got whatever Beauty had, because it's really going around. It's not even really the flu...just has a few of the symptoms. It's odd.
I got a cool cake. It was in the shape of a bagel.
I like bagels, okay?!
Geez. No need to get huffy on me.
Once again, I prove my stupidity by actually writing that down on paper.
Please don't let Gothie see this please please please please.
My presents were pretty awesome.
I don't have my full license yet but I DID get a car.
Well, a truck.
A sweet black pickup truck.
It's kind of beat up looking, but since it is my first car, I totally expected that much. My mom got it for me. Apparently her toaster or whatever business with Jack is going good.
So I rode around in it, with my mom because she is a responsible adult.
And I nearly hit a trash can.
But that's not really important.
Beauty got me this sweet pen. I usually don't get excited over stuff like that (I mean, compare it to my truck) but it is a really expensive looking one. It's all black and glossy with green stuff on it. You know...rims on it. On the lid and stuff.
And it writes in awesome ink that somehow looks more official than normal pens.
I'm writing with it right now.
Gothie, being the creepy wolf he is, got me this huge book of horror stories.
I don't do well with horror stories. I mean...I see one tidbit of a horror movie and I am totally freaked out. And books too...but still. I couldn't refuse a birthday present and I decided to just give it a try.
Xanri arrived late, and gave me her gift, which turned out to be...
A Venus Fly Trap.
WHICH IS SO COOL.
It's not like the kind you see in video games with just one head. it has about three tiny little ones. I named it Hydra and I feed it little bits of hamburger.
I hope Alpha doesn't flip out of his tank again and battle it to the death.
I'm not sure which one of them would win.
So, we went into the other room to light the candles on the cake and stuff. It was rather full of awesome.
When we went back into the other room, there was another present on the table, wrapped in shining silver paper. Xanri at once stormed into the other room, shivering even though the heating was up. I opened it.
Inside was a wood figurine. It looked...so awesome.
It was definitely me.
But it was carved out of a polished, whitish looking wood.
There was no return card, but I'm guessing who it is.
I am FREAKED OUT NOOBCAKE. Seriously freaked out!
Something has happened to that scary metal wolf that tried to kill my little fake brother and to take my girlfriend's body.
So scary I said that word again.
...I changed my mind. I'm not hurting myself again. Note to Self: Slamming your head on your desk is a bad idea.
Anyway, I suppose it's a heck of a lot better than what Metallic was before.
Am I a bad wolf if I have that figurine on my desk? I mean, she was/is/brain hurting is my worst enemy.
Well, aside from that chocolate wolf who was the one that wanted MY body.
But enough wonderings. I'm tired.

Bye Noobcake