my version of a well know jappanise ledgend
the slit mouth women (
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=the+sl ... 0,s:0,i:75 http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=the+sl ... 3,s:0,i:84 click at own risk)
one sunny autum day a young boy (lets call him tom) was walkin back from school alone when a butiful women crosssed his path. She had flowing black hair with blue eyes.A surgical mask covered the bottom of her face."Am i buitiful?" she said sweetly
and Toms odvious answer was "yes!". Then the women riped off her surgiacal mask...and revialed her mouth slit from ear to ear.
"Am i butiful NOW?" the women screamed
"eww no!"Tom replied
the women then pulled out some sissors and cut his neck maeing him drop down dead
another girl going to toms school (lets call her Emma) was walking back from school too came accross the slit mouth women and the same happened.
."Am i buitiful?" she said sweetly
and Emma's odvious answer was "yes!". Then the women riped off her surgiacal mask...and revialed her mouth slit from ear to ear.
"Am i butiful NOW?" the women screamed.
"Umm yes" Emma said lieing.
"Oh i'm glad you think so" the women said sarcastically then pulled out the scissors again,but insted of killing her she grabed Emma by the coller and lifted her up "humm glad you think so!" the slit mouth women said again the slit Emma's mouth so she could be 'pretty' as well
A 3rd girl going to their school (shes called Rebecca)((my name!!)) was walking back from school late so she was running a bit when the slit mouth wommen crossed her path
."Am i buitiful?" she said sweetly
and Rebecca's odvious answer was "yes!". Then the women riped off her surgiacal mask...and revialed her mouth slit from ear to ear.
"Am i butiful NOW?" the women screamed.
but Rebecca was a cleaver girl and answered "you look adveradge,normal in fact"
this made the slit mouth women cofused so Rebecca had enough time to run away
when Rebecca was just a spec in the distence the slit mouth woman said
"oh suger honey ice tea! she got away"...
the end or is it...