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Murdoc Niccals wrote:SKLDHFKJSDLGK. I know this legend, as being a native of Ohio, of the Melon Head Children. I just happened to be STUPID enough to look up PICTURES of these things. Bad idea. Baaaad idea. e-e
Here's the story:
The melon head stories of Ohio are primarily associated with the Cleveland suburb of Kirtland. According to local lore, the melon heads were originally orphans under the watch of a mysterious figure known as Dr. Crow (sometimes spelled Crowe or Kroh). Crow is said to have performed unusual experiments on the children, who developed large, hairless heads and malformed bodies. Some accounts claim that the children were already suffering from hydrocephalus, and that Crow injected even more fluid into their brains.
Eventually, the legend continues, the children killed Crow, burned the orphanage, and retreated to the surrounding forests. Today, some believe that the melon heads may be sighted along Wisner Road in Kirtland and Chardon Township.
I lost the page that has the version I prefer, because it includes one detail this one forgot:
They also feed on babies. Eeyup. They eat your babbies on the sides of them Cleveland roads.
Here's another Ohio legend:
Cheyenne Dogmen
Back in the Native american days, there was reportedly a tribe of Native Americans, what tribe has been lost either to history or to me, that were rumored to be able to turn into dogs, and in some tellings of this story, wolves. It was said that they died down and out with the other tribes, but it is rumored that there are still a few dogmen roaming the woods around Cheyenne, Ohio. As in the case of the variations, it is also told that they are merely the spirits of the dogmen.
I heard this one by ear, so the details are a bit fuzzy. I personally LOVE the Dogmen story.
Ohio is famous for Helltown and it's Cry Baby Bridges, and a long time ago, when I was probably eight or nine, my sister (Ashley) went to a Cry Baby Bridge with her friends, (one that's boarded off from the public now, good for her for getting to it before it got shut down) , two or three of her friends, and she came home BAWLING. Her friends looked like they saw a ghost. They didn't see one, but they sure as hell saw Ashley's hair almost get pulled out of her scalp by something that wasn't there. Something LITERALLY tried to pull her hair out of her scalp, with RIPPING force.
Another Ohio legend:
The aforementioned "Helltown"
"There are many legends regarding Helltown. The most popular ones regard satanists and an abandoned house in the middle of the woods. Others regard the Boston Cemetery and the Boston Mills Road bridge, which is believed to be a crybaby bridge.
Stanford Road
Stanford Road, nicknamed "The Highway to Hell," features prominently in Helltown's myths and legends. A steep hill and sharp dropoff on the road, leading to a barricade, is known as "The End of the World."
Cemetery
Another popular place for legends is the Boston cemetery, which is said to be haunted. Reports claim sightings of a ghostly man, a moving tree, and grave robbers.
The School Bus
There was an abandoned school bus along Stanford Road near the End of the World that was supposedly haunted; at night a ghostly figure smoking a cigarette could be seen inside the bus. The bus has since been removed.
Satanists
Satanists have been said to practice rituals involving animal sacrifice at a Presbyterian church off of Boston Mills Road. Decorative fascia boards on the church had what appeared to be upside-down crosses carved into them. These fascia boards were removed sometime in the early-to-mid 2000s (decade). It was also reported that groups of black hooded figures, apparently Satanists, tried to stop occupants passing through Boston Village at night in cars by blocking the road. More recently, the myth has included the KKK in the place of Satanists. It's also said that an escaped mental patient roams the woods at night looking for victims.
Mutants
As mentioned above, a rumor persists about the town being the site of a chemical spill or a chemical plant explosion in the area. Usually, a butane plant is the cause. This is often used to explain the local legend of the "Peninsula Python", a gigantic snake that wanders the area's woods. However, there has never been a chemical plant in the area; the "Peninsula python" myth dates back to the 1940s. There was, as mentioned above, a chemical dump a short distance from Boston Village, but no one other than the hiker was ever affected by the spill. It has been proven there has since never been a spill in that area."
My thanks to Wikipedia.
Another of my favorite Ohio legends:
Warlock's Grave
"An absurdly decrepit, easily overlooked cemetery in New Philadelphia is one of that town's best-known haunted places. The fenced-in plot is located at the corner of Ridge Road and University Drive, and it's only recognizable as a graveyard if you open the gate and step inside. Otherwise, the flattened headstones are obscured by the surrounding grass and other greenery. Rehobeth Church stood here from 1850 until 1877.
One stone in particular is the focal point of the legends: a black rectangle near the back of the enclosure. They say a warlock is buried here, and they also say that his head was cut from his body and secured into the black stone. Reuniting the two parts will cause him to rise from the dead. My advice is to leave him alone. But that might not be enough; according to the myth, each year the two parts inch closer to one another, subject to the irresistable pull of his will even 100+ years after his death. When the two parts meet and his head mounts his shoulders once more, he'll emerge from the grave and wreak warlock-y havoc on New Philadelphia. Or so they say."
The last part is a bit of a buzz kill, but hey, they could be lying.
"It turns out that the guy whose body (skeleton, now) rests beneath the warlock stone was actually the one who donated the money to build Rehobeth Church, so if he really did make a pact with Satan (as warlocks are reputed to do), he must have been able to keep his hobbies separate from his philanthropy. Or maybe he was just hedging his bets."
My thanks to http://www.forgottenoh.com/Counties/Tus ... obeth.html
I'm intensely proud of being an Ohioan, as judged by the immense amount of legends.
Bloody Mary is also a statewide local legend. Suck it.
get it suck it, bloody mary blood vampires crappy pun i know
Murdoc Niccals wrote:you good o-o
Well, thank you for saving me some effort, and you raised some of the old other legends.
I'm a native Ohioan, from Lodi, though I live in Texas now (hate it e-e). So I have a pretty good, if not great, grasp on a lot of Ohioan legends.
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