Bananas o3o

[crazycatlady48]

Looks:
Pet's name: Storm
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Name: Storm
Gender: Female
Group: You choose
Other: She's bullied alot. Enjoys reading. Her weapon is how the weather changes with her mood. ex. When sad it rains, mad it storms.

[areadbhar]

I'm no longer accepting, I can't keep up with this many characters!

[Froststream]

Mark, great job!

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no longer accepting? Ok, mark

[areadbhar]

I'm so sorry for it taking so long, but I'm working on the next post! And Sylvia just might get different looks.

[areadbhar]

HAI BANANA!! So anyways, I'm about to tell you a secret. Wait your a banana so you don't get an opinion! Lol I'm so funny. So anyways, I'm named after my ancestors. My first ancestor was in the 18th century. Here's a photo.

Don't ask how I got her picture. I'm a boss. So my real name is Silver "Sylvia" Medival III. Don't tell anyone. June doesn't even know Sylvia is just a nickname! So what happened to Silver Medival II? I forgot lol. So anyways I saw this kid named Lost sitting on a bench at the park. There was a black hole next to him. Hmm maybe I should touch it... WHOA!!!


Me: Bluesparks? Clockwork?
Clockwork and Bluesparks:The fourth.
Me: What happened?
Bluesparks: Your clothes look like they are from 300 years ago. Come here.

So they aren't like Maggie because they just said that I might get really weird looks. So they gave me new clothes...


I actually really like it... but there is a cloud thingy...
Me: What the banana is that cloud thingy, and why am I holding a dreamcatcher?
Cloud thingy: Hi! I'm Misty, your guide!
Me: OHMYBANA- Wait it's just you.
Clockwork: Hold on... put an egg on your head.
I did just that. Why is he asking me to do things I would normally do? I mean, I do that all the time! Mostly with a banana.
Clockwork: Is it....
Me: *Nods*
Clockwork: MY LONG LOST MOTHER'S GRANDMOTHER'S UNCLE'S FATHER'S WIFE'S COUSIN?!?!!
Me: No. *Facebanana*
Bluesparks: No, it's our old friend!
Clockwork: Oh yeah! You mean Silver Medival the Seventh?
Bluesparks: Yes.
Clockwork: OHMYPOTATOS I THOUGHT YOU DIED!!
Me: Call me Sylvia. And you didn't answer my question. Why am I holding a dreamcatcher? And why do you think I died?
Bluesparks: This dreamcatcher gives you levitating powers. I suppose you lost your memories when you slipped on that 200 year old banana peel and fell off a cliff.

Okay, so my great-great-great-great granddaughter fell off a cliff and died by slipping on MY BANANA? Okay, I'm going to have children... BUT WHO WITH? I wish I could know that. Maybe I should be careful with my banana so my great-great-great-great granddaughter doesn't fall off a cliff. Maybe I should describe my surroundings more. So everything looks like the future. Instead of cars, people ride an auto-pilot flying thingy. There are more robots scattered around here.

Bluesparks: Uh-oh.
Clockwork: Why?
Me: What?
Bluesparks and Clockwork: IT'S MAGGIE THE SECOND!
Maggie: Like, hello, you, like, annoying people.
Me: Your only the second? Wow, I guess nobody wanted to name their children after an annoying person who is rude to the out- I mean, peasa- I mean, those low in society.
Maggie: UM LIKE EXCUSE ME LIKE MY GREAT-GREAT-LIKE-GREAT-GREAT GRANDMOTHER WOULD KILL ME IF LIKE SHE DIDN'T HAVE SOMEONE LIKE NAMED AFTER LIKE HER.
Me: I think you took after her.
Maggie: I like, know right! I'm, like, sweet, caring, like, butiful, kind, nice, and like.
Me: And your mother is a demon.
Clockwork: *Eats popcorn*
Maggie: LIKE, WHAT!??! *Storms off*

So umm... how am I going to get out of this future? I know! I have to find Lost IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII and ask him to sit down and give me a black hole! Banana, we can do this.

[WilloweWolf]

oh, gosh, that last is hilarious. I was almost rolling on the floor laughing.

[areadbhar]

Maggie, or Lost the twentieth?

[WilloweWolf]

Maggie.

[areadbhar]

GUYS THAT WAS THE CRAZIEST DREAM EVER! Oh let me give you a recap of my life since there is some weird girl writing this and she's to lazy to type all of that.
Author: Hey!!!!
Me: Alright recap:
- That person is weird.
- I think they are stalking me.
- The author doesn't let me eat donuts.
- I don't like them.
- They are controlling me.
- The author writes in my beloved banana.
- The author is a girl IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED.
- I'm going to draw my banana.
- I bet all of you just went back to see where it says 'she'.
- I'm actually going to draw my banana this time.
- I'm too lazy.

Author: SHAWDUPP. Real recap:
- Sylvia's mom is pregnant! YAYAYAYAYAYAYA!
- You never met Sylvia's twin sister, Sarah. She's not that social.

- TIMESKIP TO HIGHSCHOOL!!!!


So yeah.. Normal school day until River walked up to me.

River: Can't wait for the concert! And by the way I was moved to Tier 1 Average.
Me: Really? Why?

Oh by the way, we have tiers here for each group. Tier 1 is the highest, Tier 2 is the middle, and Tier 3 is the lowest. I'm a Tier 3 Outcast. So basically River is right under Tier 3 Popular.

River: Well, it ju- Oops, gotta go!
Me: Uhhh, bye then!

That's suspicious... Hmm... WAIT! He's with... Maggie? I need to listen!

Maggie: So if you dump that looney outcast, you'll become Tier 1 popular. I already gave you Tier 1 average.
River: I never liked her anyway. So it's a date tomorrow?
Maggie: Yup.

NO! It can't be! I was so close to love! I ran crying down Nerd Path, until I bumped into a guy.

Me: *Sob* P-pardon me.
Simon: It's my fault. By the way, I'm Simon.
Me: I'm Sylvia. *Looks up*
Ker-boing!

Wow! Those hearts and words appeared behind me and were public to everyone.

Me: Uhh.. You didn't notice?
Simon: Notice what?
Me: How can you not notice?
Simon: I'm blind, and I don't wanna talk about it.
Me: Alright then.
Simon: So why were you crying?

I just vented out everything to him. I wasn't thinking. What? It makes me feel a lot better.

Me: I had a date with my crush, then I caught him talking about never liking me anyways. Etc etc etc blah blah blah......
Simon: -_- (Supposed to be wide eyes. But he can't open them! So his eyes just twitched like he was trying to open them.)
Me: I said that?
Simon: Yeah. You did. Now who was this crush of yours? *Pulls up sleeves*
Me: His name is River "I.M.A" Trader.
Simon: Where is he?

I led Simon to him.

Simon: All I'm smelling is macaroni and a boy's scent.
Me: The macaroni is probably Maggie with her new perfume. And the boy's scent is River.
Simon: *Bowls over River*
River: H-hey!
Simon: You hurt her? Sylvia?
River: N-no!

1 wrestling match later.

Me: He deserved that.
Simon. He sure did.


Principal: STUDENTS SHAWDUPP WE ARE HAVING AN ASSEMBLY

Simon: And the principal always has assemblies in the middle of the freakin' day.
Sylvia: I know.

Principal: ALRIGHT SO YAH WE'RE HAVING THE EASTER DANCE
Me: We just had the Easter dance. -_______________-
Principal: I HEARD THAT AND YAH KNOW HOW WE HAVE EVENTS EARLY.
Simon: VERY early.
Principal: I HEARD THAT TOO.
Maggie: 0MG !znt d@ prinsipil lik $0 @ws0m3
River: !kr h3 !z m@h f@v3z p3r$0n

They were literally chat speaking! I could barely understand them! I'm just going to write them in normal now.
But there are so many things that are wrong with that sentence. THEY LOVE THE PRINCIPAL. Seriously? Anyways there was a VERY BORING assembly, and I would be a bad banana owner to write it down. So there were A BUNCH of girls crowding around something. Except Sierra.

Me: What the heck?
Sierra: Go see for yourselves and tell me, this crowd is not wheelchair friendly.

So I casually used my mental control of objects thingy to move them and slam them into they're lockers like any other teen would do. To see...


NO! HE'S BECOME ONE OF THEM!

River: Oh, my sweet Sylvia, you did that for me?
Me: DON'T ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED! EVERYTHING IS GONE!
Sierra: O_o
Maggie: *Walks into cafeteria, where we were fighting*
Me: YOU! YOU DID THIS! MAGGIE! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN!
River: *Slowly crawls away behind us*
Simon: *Starts chucking pianos at Maggie*
Maggie: I SHALL EAT THEM! *Starts slowly chewing on piano leg as 10 more pianos hit her*
Simon: *Slowly creeps away while the slingshot chucks pianos at her*
Me: *Creeps away with Simon*
Maggie: THIS IS BETTER THEN THE ICE CREAM I CAME IN FOR! *Nom*