THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A POTATO.

[Coolpaw5]

BIG SHOUT OUT TO T o o t h l e s s!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They gave me a bunch of items that I plan to use in the Potato!
So, go ahead and gift them, or whatever. But, big THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

[I r o n.]

Marking.^^

[Coolpaw5]

After the fight between Misty and Cassandra...



Misty: So... It's 12:24. The guards shouldn't be here for another hour or so.
Me: Hmm... Btw, why am I wearing such fancy clothes, and you guys are wearing prison clothes?



Misty: Because we are in prison.
Xura: And maybe because you're new. I still had the same clothes I was wearing before when I got thrown in. Then the Queen forced me to change out of it and into these clothes.
Me: Yeah but, I didn't wear this when I got thrown in here.
Misty: Maybe the Queen just wanted to dress you up.
Me: Then why didn't she dress herself? Or dress up one of her maids or something?
Misty: *flails* How should I know?
Me: Oh! Now that we're talking about dressing up, what did you get for Xura to wear?
Misty: Umm... Lots of stuff.
Me: Hmm... What do you think she should dress as?
Misty: Probably a rich dog or a maid would fit in, right?
Me: Cat, horse, and rabbit it is!
Xura: What?!?!?!?1
Misty: That's not what I said... -__-
Me: I know, but it's more fun this way!
So, I grabbed the bag of disguise stuff, a camera, and Xura. I led her back this stage thingy. Here's the pictures I took:


The horse.. o.o


The rabbit.. o.o


And the cat.. o.o

*lays photos in front of Misty* What do you think?
Misty: *covers mouth laughing*
Xura: WHAT THE POTATO WAS THAT?!?!?
Me: Aren't I an amazing fashion designer? *u*
Xura: e.e Remind me to never get fashion advice from you again.
Misty: Do you honestly think the Queen won't be able to see right through this?
Me: I know the Queen, so don't underestimate her level of stupidness.
Misty: -___- So how about the rich person and the maid maybe?
Me: *rolls eyes* FINEEEEEEEEE.... Come on Xura, *pulls*
Xura: *flails* NOOOOOO NOT AGAINNNNNN >.< Help me Misty!!!!!!!! *flails some more*
Misty: *waves*
Xura: D:< *flails* Let me goooo!!!! *flails*
So I did the rich dog one first. I made sure to show Misty, so I can see her reaction first hand.



Me: What do you think?
Misty: Not bad. But I think you should dye the hair. It's pretty obvious who she is because of her unique hair.
Me: Maybe... Hmm....
Xura: Now I look 20% cooler. *u*
Me: Alright, no time for pony references, get back there.
Xura: What?! But I just got out!!! NOOOOOOOO
Misty: I wonders what she does back there...

Back stage...

Me: Hmm... So, I guess I should try to do a maid. *grabs hair dye can*
Xura: NO! *grabs hair dye can* I'm going to do this myself. You can go eat potatoes or something.
Me: Fine! I will! *grabs potato chips and eats it while slowly backing away*
Xura: o.O Ok.....

Back outside...

Me: So.....
Misty: *eyes potato chips* What are you eating?
Me: Potato chips. *chomp chomp*
Misty: Is it good?
Me: Delicious. *u*
Misty: Can I have one-
Me: No.
Misty: e.e
Me: *dumps the rest in my mouth*
Xura: Okkkkkk I'm done! ^-^



Misty: Wow. I barely recognize you.
Me: Meh. Mine were better.
Xura: -__- Sure they were. Anyway, I like this one the best! ^-^
Me: Hmm... Anyway, I'm going to go to bed. It's already 12:45. *yawn*
Misty: I guess. Good night.
Me: Good night. *closes eyes*
I pretended to fall asleep, and eavesdropped on their conversation.

Misty: Tomorrow is going to be a busy day.
Xura: Yeah. I'm kinda sleepy.
Misty: Me too.
Xura: *curls up and falls asleep*
Misty: *falls asleep*
Wow. That was anticlimactic. So I fell asleep for real this time, and when I woke up, Misty and Xura were already up.

Me: Good morning guys!
Misty: Shoot. You woke up. I was about to put a rat on your face to wake you up.
Me: e.e Wake me up normally next time.
Xura: Yeah. Wake me up normally too. o.o Anyway, I planned the schedule for today! *hands me scroll*

9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Wake up and get ready.
10:00 AM - 3:30 PM: Interview all possible candidates for the mission tonight.
4:00 PM - 4:45 PM: Free Time
4:45 PM - 5:00 PM: Meet up with Wyld
5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Agility Course.
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Have Cassandra join the gang.
7:00 PM - 10:45 PM: Free Time
11:00 PM - 11:55 PM: Ruckus & Get the stuff & Meet the Queen.

Me: Hey, why from 6 to 7, I'm joining her gang?
Xura: Because we know you're going to lose.
Me: e.e Gee, thanks for boosting my self-confidence there.
Xura: Hmm... It's 10:15. Let's go meet the candidates! ^-^
Misty: I told them to meet us here, in our cell.
Cage Door: *ding-dong!*
Misty: That must be them! *opens door* Oh, hi! Glad you could make it!
Other dogs: Oh yeah! Oh, this is a nice cell you have!
Xura & Me: e.e
Xura: They're surprisingly friendly.
Me: I know right?
Misty: Just because we are prisoners who've done various crimes such as murder and thievery, doesn't mean we can't be friendly.
Me: Right.... Anyway, we'll call up one prisoner at a time, interview them, and decide once we've gone through all of the prisoners.
Other prisoners: *nods head*
We walked behind this table that we set up, and called the first candidate.


Xura: Hi there! So, we are going to see a little of your guys' personalities, then later, we'll call you up again to learn even more about you. Umm... Howl, so why do you want to come with them on their mission?
Howl: Well, I want to prove to the world, that even though I may look weird, I am capable of many things.
Me: Oh my potatoes, that sounds so inspiring-
Misty: Let's cut to the chase. *squints eyes* Why are you really here? If you just want to show that you are capable of many things, why didn't you do something like this before?
Howl: Because my representative didn't tell me to.
Xura: Well, that's OK,
Misty: NEXT!
Me: e.e


Shine: Hey. My name's Shine.
Me: Hi! My name's Cassie. So tell me, why do you want to come on this mission with us?
Shine: Because I'm going to be 20% cooler.
Misty: Again with the Pony references... *cough* Anyway, do you think it have what it takes to go on this mission?
Shine: Yeah. I do.
Misty: And why is that?
Shine: Because unlike the other candidates, I am fine under pressure.
Misty: Interesting...
Me: So, umm... What else-
Shine: I'm not talking to you.
Me: =.= You do know that I'm one of the bosses here.
Shine: *rolls eyes* Whatever.
Xura: o.O So, Shine. Umm... That's an interesting name. *trying-to-not-have-me-go-into-a-paw-fight-with-Shine face*
Shine: Did I ask for you to give a comment about my name?
Xura: You don't need to ask me, I already gave it.
Shine: How about your name? Xura, what kind of name is that?
Xura: >:( My name.
Me: Plus, it's way cooler than "Shine."
Misty: Guys, calm down. Let's just all agree that Shine is right, and we can all move on.
Shine: *nods head*
Xura: Yeah, I would do that, but I don't agree with Shine.
Me: Me either!
Shine: Look puppies, I've been here for 2 years. You do not know how many fights I got into.
Xura: *Sarcasm:* Oooh, I wonder why you got into so many fights? Maybe because the fact that you LOOK LIKE A GIANT REINDEER?!?!?!?!?
Me: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
Shine: You better take that back.
Me: Words are actually impossible to take back. Once it enters the eardrums of others, and makes it way to the brain, it is theoretically impossible to take it back out of your brain and back into Xura's mouth.
Shine: Whatever nerd.
Me: Umm, excuse me, I am a Caste 5! That is BELOW A NERD, DON'T CONFUSE ME WITH THEM!!!
Misty: GUYS! JUST SHUSHHH!!
Shine: Look Cassie, I am a 1, you better not mess with me.
Me: Yeah, but you're in JAIL. So, what difference does it make?
Shine: A big one. *tackles me*
Since I'm going to be so actiony and cool, I'm going to describe how the fight went. *ahem*
I got pinned to the ground but Xura came from behind and kicked Shine off of me. Shine fell to the ground next to me. Xura was about to jump on top of her, but Misty held Xura back. Xura started flailing so, I used this chance and got back up and tried to jump on top of Shine. But Shine rolled out of the way right before I was about to land on her. Xura seemed to have gotten out of Misty's hold and started fighting Misty. I couldn't watch for long because Shine started running towards me. I tried to jump out of the way, but Shine grabbed my tail. She put her foot on my tail and held it down so there was no way to escape. Shine proceeded to punch me, and I only managed to dodge a few of them. I kept trying to pull my tail away, but Shine held it tightly. Going to my last resort, I started punching Shine back. I landed a firm one on her stomach, and it caused her to stumble back. My tail free, I ran a small distance away, only to look back and see Shine still chasing me. I stopped it my tracks and felt her punch me in the shoulder. Using this chance, I grabbed her paw, which was still near my shoulder, and flipped her over. She laid unconscious on the ground. I stood up wobbling, and I took a deep breath. I looked over to Misty and Xura, and they were still fighting. Xura seemed very experienced with this, but Misty was definitely not new at this. I wanted to go help Xura, but I felt all the hurt that seemed to be missing from the battle come all at once now. I felt that there was a large cut near my eye.
Omipotatoes, I look like that crazy, evil lion with a scar on his eye from Lion King.
What was his name again?
Cut, bruise, wound???
I don't know, something along those lines.
Omipotatoes, I hope I don't end up as an evil uncle in the future just because of this eye. ;-;
Oh. I probably killed the vibe.
Shucks. Oh well, the fighting scene was done already.
Ok, well, I'm pretty sure that Xura and Misty are evenly matched, so I'm just gonna go now...

Me: So..
Xura: What were we fighting about in the first place?
Misty & Shine: *shrugs*
Me: Do you have any bandages?
Everyone wrapped up their wounds. I had to tape one on my eye, so I wrapped it around my head. OMIPOTATOES I LOOK LIKE KAKASHI FROM NARUTO!!!! EXCEPT IT'S A BLACK SCARFY THINGY!!! AND I DON'T HAVE THAT MASK THINGY THAT COVERS HIS MOUTH EITHER!!! SO I JUST LOOK LIKE A DOG WITH A BANDAGE AROUND HER EYE!!! I THINK I'M GOING TO TURN OFF MY CAPS NOW!!! NOOOOO!!! IT'S BROKEN!!! I ALSO CAN'T STOP PUTTING 3 EXCLAMATION POINTS AT THE BACK OF THESE SENTENCES!!! NOOOOOOO!!! AksDl!@ Ok. Now I fixed it. Anywho,

Xura: NEXT!



Misty: Hello, welcome.
Silence: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misty: e.e
Me: So, your name is Silence right?
Silence: YESSS IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Xura: o.o So, did your parents give you that name?
Silence: Oh no. My real name is Scream. But I renamed my self, "Silence", because I'm not LOUDDDDDDDDDDDD *spazz*
Me: e.e Of course. So, why do you want to come on this mission with us?
Silence: Because I'm really stealthy, so no one can ever hear me.
Misty: Really?
Silence: Yup! The representative of my group even said that I was a ninja!!! *slips on banana peel even though we never ate any banana peels recently*
Xura: Of course. You very loud, you don't stop talking, you can slip on banana peels that magically appear, and you don't stop shaking your tail. I'm sure you're one of the best ninjas ever.
Silenc: I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?!?! THAT'S WHY I SHOULD COME WITH YOU GUYS!!!!!!!
Me: e.e Yeah... NEXT!
Silence: Awwww... Is the time here already done? The girl before me was a lot longer.
Misty: Just leave. e.e *kicks outside into waiting room*



Me: Hi! Your name is Vanessa, right?
Vanessa: *nods head*
Xura: So, why do you want to come with us?
Vanessa: ._. *sits there*
Misty: She's much more silent then Silence was.
Me: It turns out that she's the sister of Silence.
Xura: No way.
Vanessa: *coughs* Silence can be quiet sometimes.
Misty: *gasp* SHE SPEAKS!
Me: So, why do you want to come with us on our mission?
Vanessa: *says something I couldn't hear*
Me: What was that?
Vanessa: I think you guys should talk to my alter ego.
Xura: What?
Misty: You have an alter ego????
Me: The potato is an alter ego?
Vanessa: This, is an alter ego.
She closed her eyes for 2 seconds, and suddenly, her eyes changed colors. Her yellow eyes turned bright red.

Vanessa???: I am Vanessa's alter ego.
Me: e.e You look the same.
Vanessa???: DO NOT CONFUSE US FOOL!!!
Me: EEP!
Misty: Ok... So how are you different from Vanessa?
Casatrina: First of all, my name is Casatrina. Do not call me that name. I am her opposite in every way. We can talk in the mirror. *goes towards mirror*
Hello Vanessa.
Then, her reflection in the mirror moved differently then she did!!!!!!! AND THEIR EYES WERE DIFFERENT COLORS!!! AWW DANG IT!!! I'M BACK TO THE STUPID ALL CAPS AND THREE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! *whacks potato* There we go.

Me: O.O
Vanessa: Hi Casa...
Casatrina: You need to be more outgoing you know.
Vanessa: I know. .n.
Casatrina: *Shakes head*
Misty: Umm... Why are you talking to a mirror?
Casatrina: Oh, Vanessa is there. *puts away mirror* So what were talking about?
Me: How are you going to be useful in this mission?
Casatrina: Well, I am awesome, pretty, smart, cool, etc, etc. VuV]
Me: And modest too. e.e
Casatrina: I know, I'm the full package.
Xura: Well, I'm sure you both are, but we're running out of time and there's still one last person. So... NEXT!!!



Me: Hi there! I'm Cassandra, and you are Mana, right?
Mana: Yup! And, just stay like that.... *starts painting something*
Me: Umm..-
Mana: SHHH! I CAN'T PAINT YOU IF YOU TALK! e.e *paint paint*
Me: ahhhh, i fash hurtshs. *Translation: Uhhh, my face hurts*
Mana: Don't worry, I won't be long.
Me: How lo chew I haaa to e like dis? *Translation: How long do I have to be like this?*
Mana: Just 3 hours, minimum.
Me: WHAT?! *massages face*
Mana: Heeeyyyyyyy, you just messed up the picture. >:(
Me: e.e Anyway, why do you want to come with us?
Mana: Because I want to paint as I go.
Xura: That's it?
Mana: Pretty much!
Misty: e.e
Me: YOU ARE DISMISSED! *salute*
Mana: *salutes* YES MA'AM! *marches away*

Me: We should get rid of 2 dogs now. So, we each say someone that should come with us, and the 2 that we don't say, will be eliminated.
Xura: Sounds good.
Misty: Ok. I vote for Shine.
Me: I'm going for Vanessa and her alter ego, Casatrina!
Xura: Ok, it's either, Howl, Silence, or Mana... I'll go for Mana.
Misty: Ok, I'll go tell the others that their kicked out.
Me: Tell them gently, ok?
Misty: Don't you know who I am? I am Ms.Gentle!
Me: Of course... e.e Seriously, just be nice, OK?
Misty: Watch. *walks up to Howl and Silence* You guys totally suck, so you're not coming with us. I don't understand why you even wanted to come in the first place, you have no talent whatsoever. .__.
Me & Xura: OnO
Me: How the Potato was that, "gentle"?
Misty: What do you mean? That was so soft! I usually would have thrown them out the window or something!
Me: OnO
Misty: Anyway, let's focus on the finalists we have here. What should we do to decide who should come with us?
Xura: Let's do a game!
Me: Like what?
Xura: Something fun...
Misty: How about a game of boxing? That's fun.
Xura: Something fun that won't end them up dead...
Me: Let's do 3 games for 3 rounds then! And whoever wins 2 out of 3 wins!
Misty: What if they all win one round?
Me: Then we do a final tie breaker.
Xura: Sure. We should all make a game then.
Me: I call last game!
Misty: My game will go second then.
Xura: Wait, why is my game going first?
Me: It'll give them a false sense of security.
Xura: Wait, are you saying my game isn't going to be hard?
Misty: No, we're saying that your game is going to be super easy so it will make them think that all the games will be easy. Surprise attack.
Xura: Wait, my game is going to be super hard!
Me: Really? What game are you going to do?
Xura: Duck, duck, goose. VuV
Misty: *laughs* Don't do that.
Me: We should do separate games that covers stealth, smarts, and strength!
Misty: I want to do the strength one!
Xura: I'll do the stealth one.
Me: That leaves me with... Smarts... But, I'm not a nerd.
Misty: Too bad. You're doing it.
So we all split up and went to make our games. What could be a smarty game? Hmm... Oh! I got it! But, I'm not going to spoil it here. Keep reading to see what it isssss..... *noodle arms*

So we worked for about 5-15 minutes. Then we called everyone in.

Xura: Ok! You guys are going to do the stealth game first! Which is my game. All you guys have to do, is take that book without me seeing you. Whoever gets the book first wins! If I call you out, then you have to come back here. It's like red light, green light! To be fair, I am not allowed any closer than 5 feet from the book at any angle. Misty and Cassandra are allowed to observe you, but they are not allowed to tell you anything, or help you in anyway. If none of you can get the book in 20 minutes, then I win, and no one wins this round. Good luck!
I'm going to make their names different colors so your eyes don't get hurt reading black all the time.

Shine: If I went straight in, then she would see me. But she's probably expecting to be ambushed as well. This is hard...
Vanessa: *talking to a mirror* What should we do Casatrina?
Casatrina: Let me handle this.
Vanessa: *closes eyes, and then eyes change colors*
Casatrina: Ok, let's do this.
Mana: *paints a map* Now, she's right here. And the book is right there, so...
Wow. I'm pretty impressed to them. I'm going to watch Vanessa and Casatrina, while Misty watches Mana and Shine. I told her to write everything that happens on a scroll, so you can see stuff from her perspective!


-------- Misty -----------

Umm... So, Cassie told me to write down stuff about Mana and Shine, so... Yeah.

Shine: This test is Stealth, so we should have to try and ambush her. Maybe I can work together with someone, and have them go for the sacrifice while I go for the kill.
That is very smart, but I'm kind of worried that Shine is just going to abandon us mid-mission. Maybe she just wants to get some stuff, and once she gets it, she's going to bail. Hmmm...

Mana: Done with the map! So, Xura's path goes around the corner, turns, and turns back. So if I go at the exact time she's turns the corner, I can grab the book!
That's pretty smart. But I wonder if she's going to be quick enough.
Mana: Only one way to test it!
Mana ran up against the wall, and peeked at Xura. Xura turned and was walking to the corner. Mana ran in and aws about to grab the book, until she slipped and slammed into the wall. o.o
Xura: e.e Found you.
Mana: Shoot! *puts on sunglasses* I'll be back.
Xura: e.e
Xura was still watching Mana to make sure she goes all the way back to the start, when I noticed something on the ceiling. It was Shine! She was spider-manning on the ceiling. She jumped down, and was about to grab the book, but Xura saw her out of the corner of her eye and touched her on the nose.

Xura: Get out of here.
Shine: Ugh. *walks away*
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Sorry! I ripped the scroll so I can say what was happening at the same time. Don't worry, it was all boring stuff anyway. My writing is SO much better. V.V

Casatrina: Ok, Vanessa. I am going straight in.
Vanessa: Wait! No, she's going to see us!
Casatrina: Oh. That's right. Well, this is harder then I thought.
Vanessa: Why don't we sneak up behind her?
Casatrina: How are we supposed to do that?
Xura: 10 MINUTE WARNING! 10 MORE MINUTES BEFORE I WIN!
Vanessa: Let's zip line across!
Casatrina: Ok. Let me do it since I'm more athletic.
Vanessa: Ok. I'll watch.
Casatrina tied a rope to an arrow and shot it above Xura. Xura didn't seem to notice, and continued patrolling. Casatrina grabbed a clothes hanger and zip lined until she was directly over Xura. She let go and aimed to jump on top of Xura's head. Xura luckily looked up and dodged out of the way. Casatrina grabbed the book and ran back.

Xura: .__. What just happened?
Me: CASATRINA AND VANESSA IS THE WINNERRRRRRRRRRR
Shine: WHAT!?
Mana: Good job! ^-^
So then we decided that we should do the rest of the games later since we were running out of time. It was time for the obstacle course. Should I write down what happens, or should I spare you the story? Nah, I'm feeling lazy so I'll just tell you what happened.

Me: I don't really need the contents in that bag anymore.
Wyld: Too bad. Come on. >:)
Me: Ok...
Wyld: I'll go first then.
The referee shouted, "GO!" and she was off. She elegantly jumped through each hoop, ran under each limbo stick thingy, and crossed the finish line in 23.42 seconds.

Wyld: *pant pant* Do you think you can beat that?
Me: Of course. What are the rules again?
Wyld: *rolls eyes* Just use common sense, or just follow what I did.
Me: Ok, Common sense skill, ACTIVATE!
Wyld: e.e
Me: Prepare to lose.
Wyld: I don't think so.
So I used common sense, and just ran past all the hoops and stuff, and crossed the finish line in 5 seconds flat.

Wyld: o.o
Me: Well, I guess I win, hand over the bag.
Wyld: What?!?!?!? You just skipped all of the stuff you were supposed to run and jump through!
Me: *shrugs* I'm just using common sense. You have to dodge all of the obstacles, so I did. ^-^ I'm so smart. Well, that didn't take long. I think we can finish the 2 other games.
Xura: Okie dokie!
Wyld: What the- D:<
Me: *grabs bag* Well, I'll be seeing you around! *tries to walk away without looking suspicious*
I have successfully got away. Phew! I was expecting her to bite my face off, but I guess she didn't since my face is still here.

Me: I-
I bet this is potatoin' boring, so I'm just going to push the fast forward button. Ok, stay seated while I push this button since I am going through time.


*click*

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Potato, I don't know where I am. This may be the last time I ever speak to you again. I need you so somebody can see how I potentially die. I don't know what's going on. It's the middle of the night. I'm not in a prison cell anymore. I'm outside of the castle, holding a dagger and my clothes in rags. My memory is foggy. But all I do know, is, the mission was a failure. I guess we should go back in time a little. I knew I pressed that fast forward button to many times! D:<



{These are after the games}

Me: Well, it looks like the winner is Vanessa and Casatrina! *claps*
Vanessa: Did we really? I don't remember much.
Casatrina: Of course not. The author was too lazy to write the games, so she just completely skipped it.
Vanessa: Oh. Wow, that author is really lazy, isn't she?
***Author (Coolpaw5): HEY!!! I CAN HEAR YOU***
Casatrina: You do know that you are writing us, so it's kind of pointless to argue since you're writing what we are going to say.
***Author: Well, whatever! -3- ***
Vanessa: o.O That author is really weird.
Casatrina: Tell me about it. *rolls eyes*
***Author: *grumble grumble* ***

Me: So, we have a little time to prepare. Here Xura, write about what happens when you meet the Queen! *hands scroll*
Xura: Umm... Sure.
Me: We'll be going in 1 hour. Everybody, get ready!
Everybody dressed in black, because that's the stereotypical color code dogs use when they're about to do something illegal. This is me: Don't I look awesome?



Right, anyway, from here on out is going to be Xura's trip to the Queen's place!

----- Xura -----

Hi! It's Xura here! So, umm... I guess I should say what happened. I walked- wait. I want to write bigger.

Ok, that's better. *ahem* Anyway, I walked up the stairs to the Queen's room. I was about to knock on the door, when all of a sudden, a lady came up to me.

Lady: Hey! What are you doing here?
Me: Umm.... Being a maid?
Lady: Maids are supposed to go down stairs! Come on, go! You are not fit enough to meet the Queen!
Xura: I thought I looked pretty good...
Lady: Yes, but it's not in style, darling! That look was like, so last 2 months ago! Come on, off you go! The new style is Fashion In-the-New, ok, darling? Now, go!

What the Potato was "Fashion in the new?" So, I ran down, and saw a HUGE beauty parlor! They started doing my hair and everything. I was worried that they were going to wash the dye out, but I guess it stayed on, but you could see little parts of rainbow showing. The beauty parlor guy was freaking out when he saw my real hair and fainted on the ground. Geez, is everybody this dramatic? Well, I think I understand what "Fashion in the new" is. You're supposed to look like a stereotypical popular with as little cloth on as possible.


Right... Anyway, I walked into the Queen's throne, and see a bunch of guards there already.

Queen Sally: Welcome maid. Clean up the floor or something.
Me: >.> Yes, your majesty.
Queen Sally: Ok! Guards, what happened in the pound today?
Guard 1: Well, there was a big ruckus that some stupid dog named Cassandra caused. She is one trouble maker alright.
Guard 2: I thought that Xura was the one that caused it. She was being a fudge brain and started yelling.
Me: D:< *punches guard 2* Xura happens to be my friend!!!
Then, the other maids started coming and helping me beat up all the guards That's so coollll. So, we were all punching each other, when Sally became a super giant. She was like 50000000000 times my height.....
Queen Sally: SIT.
All maids and guards: O.O *sits*
Queen Sally: NOW EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED.
Yeah, it was boring and I was just cleaning for like 2 hours. I should hand this back to Cassie soon.

- - - - - C a s s a n d r a - - - - -

Hey! I'm back! So, me, Misty and Vanessa/Casatrina walked to the guard room. I mean, we didn't just walk in there like non-criminals. POTATO NO! We went into the air vent, and cut through with a laser, and did a ninja landing into the guard room.

Misty: See if you can find anything.
Me: Got it. There's so much stuff here. I don't know if we can even find it.
Casatrina: Well, we don't know unless we try! *digs into pile of books*
Me: I guess we should split up. I'll look in this section, Misty, you look there, and Casa, you... keep doing whatever you're doing.
I was daydreaming while the Duck Song played in my head. If you seriously never heard of it, WOW. That's a shock. Anyway, I was just like, BOM BOM BOM in my head, but then I started to hear it out loud.

Casatrina: *humming the duck song* Bom, bom, bom bom bada lump!
Me: o.O Omipotatoes, I was just thinking of that song.
Casatrina: That's so weird, it just popped into my head.
Me: .__. Isn't the duck song like 500 years ahead of your time?
Casatrina: I DON'T KNOW OK!?!?!?!? IT JUST POPPED INTO MY HEAD AND I FELT LIKE HUMMING IT!!!!!!! IS THAT SUCH A CRIME?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: .__. I guess time in the Pound changes dogs.
Vanessa: Oh no, she was always like this.
Me: e.e Oh. How lovely.
Vanessa: Sigh. I'm so bored in this mirror.
Casatrina: Can you find anything?
Me: *sigh* Nope. Can you?
Casatrina: Can you- Whoa. How did you know what I was going to say?
Me: What? But- You just asked!
Casatrina: No I didn't.... I was thinking of asking...
Me: *gasp* Did you tell me telepathically?!?!?!?
Vanessa: You can talk telepathically?
Casatrina: ? I don't think so...
Me: o.O That's weird.
I kept wondering about that. Casatrina is so lucky!!!!! Not only does she have an alter ego, she can talk telepathically!!!! Luckkyyyyyyyy >:( Oh well. Maybe Vanessa can talk telepathically. Huh. *rolls* Well, it was such a big pile and I couldn't find my potato'n bag!!! Oh well. Maybe Casatrina also has an ability to search really quickly or something.



It is now split into... fourths... *Sigh* OMIPOTATOES, THERE'S GOING TO BE LIKE 2859374938 PARTS TO THIS ONE POTATO ENTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[X_x_COPY_x_X]

Oh lol! fourths??? OUOUOOUOUOOUOU thats crazy. i didnt read it yet but i am right know. ^^

[Moontower]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMYPOTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES

[Peanutcat]

Mark

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[catgoesmoo5]

next thing u know its fifths

[Coolpaw5]

Lol, most likely

[RoseHamilton9]

Im marking so I never loose this potato its way to epic to loose!!!

[miaox2]

Soon this post will be in 999999999999s. What about a cliffhanger?