Dear Noobcake by Xialburg (Updates Every Other Weekend)

[The Owl]

ZOMGSQUIRREL!

[Al the Dalek]

Sorry for not posting for ages. D: I'm so ashamed.

Dear Noobcake,

I've been so busy with school I haven't been writing. ABC's back. Joyness.
Not really.
Yes, that was sarcasm.
Wait. It was...sarcasm on the first part.
Anyway, she checked the length on you, and didn't say anything.
That meant I passed.
Oh, and I think detention is my middle name.
Because since I forgot my uniform thing the first day of school, I got a whole load of detention.
Fortunately Gothie was there with me. So I wasn't totally bored.
Beauty's not in my class anymore. It totally sucks! I mean, seriously! Why?!
All the neighborhood is decked out to do Halloween.
And everyone takes a longer route to avoid Gothie's house.
I swear, do his parents even care what it looks like? You know, I'm going to ask him that.
So, I asked.
"Hey Gothie, did your parents really let you do all that Halloween stuff?"
Gothie stared at me for a little, and shrugged. "Eh, I don't know."
"How do you not know?!" I said, totally and utterly confused.
"Eh. They moved. To somewhere hot. Jack's looking after me."
Woah. That. That kind of blows. After all, Gothie's adopted. Sorta like me.
Gothie patted me on the back, and walked away.
I went through the whole day. For some reason people kept kicking me.
When I got home, I found out why. Jr. was suspiciously close to the fan again, and said, "You gots papeh on your backs!"
I got it off.
I had gone through the day with a note saying, "Kick Me" on it.
Well. Gothie's back to normal, that's for sure.
Beauty and I hadn't gone anywhere special together for a while, so I took her to this "Haunted Corn Maze."
It was freaky.
It's a corn maze. And they only open when it's PITCH BLACK. The only light you have is a keychain flashlight they give you at the entrance.
I kept seeing things out of the corner of my eye. Like a wolf covered in scars, dripping blood, with yellow eyes. And a cat made entirely out of bones. Heheh but they're fake.
Right?
RIGHT?
Beauty was almost permanently attached to me. I felet all proud of myself because she was the only one doing the really loud screams.
Yes...I screamed...a little...
I think there were a few things that were the worst. Like when a wolf slunk to us, dragging chains. He bared his fangs and jumped at us. We ran like heck and barely escaped. And then there was when a little pup kept following us. He was crying. What made us not help it was the fact that he was carrying a knife large enough to hurt someone and he kept saying, "Why do you keep running? No one wants to play with me!"
I sure hope that knife was plastic.
Because it's not real.
RIGHT?!
We got out of the maze, and the person at the front said we were the fastest in about a year. We each went home.
Dang. I hope that stuff was fake.

Seeya Noobcake.

I'll try and write a Halloween special Noobcake. Those that don't celebrate Halloween, sorry for all this jazz. Noobcake will be Halloween-less soon.

[obsceneSymphony]

Whoo! Awesome! XD

[-Z-]

Yay, more noobcake! *noms* Haha.

[~Ktalinfadri~]

"Yeah...I screamed...a little"

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[Gatanitazul]

Oh my goorshness! This is the greatest thing since sliced cheesecake! (cuz cheesecake is LOADS better than bread)

[{ Castiel }]

Make a book on it! I'd buy ^^

[~Ktalinfadri~]

@Gatanitazul + Moonlightwolves

Agreed.

[The Owl]

Bump

[KittyKat7658]

What made us not help it was the fact that he was carrying a knife large enough to hurt someone and he kept saying, "Why do you keep running? No one wants to play with me!"
I sure hope that knife was plastic.
Because it's not real.
RIGHT?!

Lol.

MAKE A BOOK! I'd so buy it. <3