Dear Noobcake by Xialburg (Updates Every Other Weekend)

[Gene]

I saw it...And I read it all...And that's saying something. Usually I read a few entries and say, "Oh, whatever. I'll read it tomorrow." Or I just stop reading it entirely. XD

[The Owl]

Username: 03-K64-Firefly
Level of Lol (1 to 10): Pi
Compliments: I love it, Jr. is so cute
Criticism: None, it would ruin the awesomeness
Other:

Just to let you know, Pi=3.14...
Just letting you know

[~Ktalinfadri~]

3.142857... I think

[The Owl]

Yeah, it goes on and on...

See?
Imma stop spamming now

[Huskyflower]

Nu! I started reading noobcake on tuesday and here I am two days later already demanding more xD This thing's epic! I may make my own diary like thing :3

[Al the Dalek]

Dear Noobcake,

I am so tired.
I had to go...SCHOOLSHOPPING.
Three. Hours. Of. School. Supplies.
Do we even need to take three hours?!
Nooooo but Gothie HAD to disappear off the face of the planet.
Granted, he came back with burritos and sweet music that Beauty claimed made her ears bleed.
The statue of the wolf at the mall is back. I mean, when we passed it.
But this time, it's for reals. Seriously. Because Keiah or whatever her name was is in jail with Metallic and Hershey wolf.
Why were we shopping for school supplies at the mall? Because when we were done we could hang out in the food court and throw things and small children.
...I have been banned from the pizza place.
NO REASON.
It has been dubbed as the pepperoni incident and it shall not be mentioned. Ever.
Beauty put her name in a raffle type thing at this place that was selling eyeglasses, and she won, and she got two liters of soda.
Orange, orange soda.
With caffeine, we learned five minutes later with the bottle drained. Gothie seemed unaffected, but both me and and Beauty were vibrating.
Okay, maybe we could have taken shorter. We could have taken half an hour. But noooo. I had to get the most high quality pencils for Beauty.
I don't mind.
But y'know.
Anyway.
We were walking back, and then Gothie pointed over my shoulder. "Squirrel."
...
...
...
I'm so ashamed.
...
...
"ZOMGSQUIRREL!" I whipped my head around and started looking around for it.
I'm barbaric. Looking after a squirrel like a dog.
The despair.
Beauty started howling with laughter and Gothie walked off, paws in his pockets and whistling.
Grr.
I liked him better when he was made of chocolate.
...
I don't mean that.
I think.
I found Jr. once again attempting flight from the ceiling fan. I really should not have said that sugary comment. Seriously. Greenbutt might eat me.

Anyway, sorry for the short entry. School starts tomorrow.
SMEG! I forgot to go get my uniform! I totally forgot about that!
Worry worry.
Worry.
Worry worry worry.
Worry worry.
Worry.
Smeg.
Stupid uniform.
At least my fur isn't dyed. Anymore. Maybe I should take a warm shower just in case.

See you Noobcake.

Note: Yes, he is a wolf. Not a dog.

[~Razzle~]

ZOMGSQUIRREL!


XD

[obsceneSymphony]

"ZOMGSQUIRREL!" I whipped my head around and started looking around for it.
I'm barbaric. Looking after a squirrel like a dog.

B-b-b-but he is a dog! D:

[~Ktalinfadri~]

I luff this <3

[~Razzle~]

"ZOMGSQUIRREL!" I whipped my head around and started looking around for it.
I'm barbaric. Looking after a squirrel like a dog.

B-b-b-but he is a dog! D:

No, he's a wolf.... It's still funny though. XD