_ ᔕTᖇᗩᑎGE ᗪIᗩᖇY _

[Xura]

I'm sitting in the cave right now and it's pretty boring. I just saw a jellyfish swim by doing noodle tentacles but that's pretty much it.
Me: ZANAAAAAAAAAAA......... Is there anything to do here?!
Zana threw a book at my face.
Zana: Read that.
I flipped through the book.
Me: ZANAAAAAAAAAAA........
Zana: What?
Me: There's no pictures in here!
She threw a book with pictures at me.
Zana: Read that.
Me: ZANAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Zana: What?!
Me: I can't.
Zana: Why not?
Me: Because this picture book doesn't have words.
She looked like she was about to rip her hair out. I looked under a log in front of me.
Me: Check it out! There's a game of banana grams under here!
Zana groaned and sat up. Somehow I think she knew that I wanted to play the game with her. We poured out the bananagrams.

Me: So why is dream me so different from the real me?
Zana: I'm actually an exact copy of you.
Me: Well... You're a bit off. I expected playing banana grams with myself would be fun.
Zana: I suppose I'm the you without your memories.
She spelled "This is boring" in banana grams. I spelled "your boring" back.
Me: Well I'm pretty grumpy without memories. And if you were really me then you would've given me a picture book with words the first time I asked.
She rolled her eyes and spelled "rightttttt".... I took my banana grams and spelled "oh it's on sister" she spelled back "bring it" so we had a banana gram argument that probably passed away most of the time. But as we argued, I noticed that something in her behavior changed. She started to act more like the real me and soon I could she was the real me. Eventually, we had worn ourselves out with all the lame jokes and comebacks we had used against each other. Soon we put the banana Grams away and looked under the log again. I stuck my paws under the log and blindly searched around. I picked up a really old dusty book. I cleaned it off and looked at it.

Me: What's this?
Zana: I don't think you should open that.
She tried to grab it and I turned away, surprised.
Me: Why?
Zana: Because it's the memories you don't remember
Me: Why wouldn't I want to know that? Wouldn't I want to remember good memories I had with my fake parents when I was really little?
Zana: It's a little more than that.
She looked concerned.
Zana: I'm surprised that's in here. Though I do suppose I told Jake to hide it somewhere. I guess he threw in the lake.
Me: What's in here that you don't want me to know about?
Zana: ... The chip in your brain. The memories you never saw but your body recorded. The things you did but didn't know about.
Me: ... And what did I do exactly?
She paused.
Zana: Don't look in the book.
She tried to steal it again and the ground suddenly shook. The book fell out of my hands and slid across the floor. We made a dive for it at the same time and then suddenly the room tilted to the left. The book stayed in place while we slid away from it. I tried to get to my feet but the ground shook again.
Me: What's going on?!
Little did I know that someone (*cough* Cassie) had disturbed a sea monster underneath us and was throwing us all around. Zana didn't even respond, her focus was to get the book. The suspense was horrible. I wanted more than anything to get in that book. What had I done that was so secret even to me? The ground shook and twisted. Zana slid to the right of the room but I held onto a rock. The book was jammed underneath a log in the middle of the floor. I carefully angled myself to slide down right in front of it. I grabbed it and sat up.
Zana: Don't do it Xura. You don't know. You don't want to know what will be in that book. Something far beyond disturbing. You'll never get it out of your head. Once it's opened, you'll never go back to who you were.
I looked at the cover of the book and paused.
Me: Okay.
I threw the book behind me.
Suddenly, I saw Cassie knocking on the glass of the cave with a key in hand. She unlocked the door and water burst in. We swam to the surface, leaving the book behind in the depths of the scarlet lake. We reached the surface with a gasp.
Me: What was going on?
I looked at Cassie, expecting a good answer. Cassie opened her mouth like she was going to say something, then closed it. Then she opened her mouth again and closed it again.
Cassie: I have no idea.
I rolled my eyes. We swam out of the lake and reached the shore. I wiped the sand off me and we went to the center of the land, in front of the castle.
Cassie: What now?
Zana: Now...
There was a really awkward dramatic pause
Zana: We save Xura's brain.
Cassie: Excuse me, but haven't we been doing that the whole time you were locked up at the bottom of that dumb lake??? What's the point of this anyway? When do we get home?! I want to get back to writing MY parody! I have a potato that really wants to get back to my crazy life.
Me: Sorry, Cass.
Amy: This is, admittedly, getting pretty boring. Can we get on with it?
Zana: You don't even want a dramatic ending?
Me: Not really.
Zana rolled her eyes and huffed.
Zana: Fineeeeeee....

We all went into the castle and went to the back of it. There were 6 floor positions. They all curved around a huge door. Clone, Keira, Zana, Matthew, and Jake stood on the spaces. Zana signaled that I should do the same. I walked over to the last space and the door began to open. A huge purple wave released from the door, blowing our hair back and returning everything back to normal... or at least how it used to be.
Cassie: Okay... So how do we get back?
Matthew: You don't.
Cassie: WHAT?!
Matthew: You have to stay here forever!
Cassie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Zana rolled her eyes.
Zana: He's joking.
Cassie: I knew that.
Zana: Close your eyes and think of the place you were before you came here.
We all closed our eyes.
Me: It's not working...
I opened my eyes and I was back in the plane. I pulled the tranquilizer dart out of my neck.
Me: Ughhh...
I stretched my arms.
Me: Dreamworld? That was a nightmare!
I saw Cassie and Amy waking up too.
Amy: I can't argue with that.
I took all the weird plugs and stuff off me.
Me: Thanks, guys.
They nodded wearily and I heard Cassie's bodyguards rounding the corner. Spiro, Zara, and Kanji entered the room.
Cassie: How long were we gone?
I know what she meant, it had felt like days in my head.
Kanji: Gone, where did you go? You were asleep for exactly 37 minutes, 17. 65 seconds, and 3.801 milliseconds. We still have about an hour until we reach Egypt.
Me: That's reallyyy stalkerish that you know that.
Cassie: You get used to it.
Me: Really?
Cassie: Nope. So do we just go back to our lives now?
Me: I guess...
It was weird.
Cassie: I missed my life. Those 37 minutes, 17.65 seconds, and 3.801 milliseconds really tired me out! I'm so glad things are back to normal.

Zara: While you guys have been taking a nap, we were fighting off enemy planes. We have to get Cassie a new disguise. Again.
Cassie: UGHHHH guysss! Didn't you JUST do this makeover?!
Zara: This one is just for when we're in Egypt. Come on, let's goooo!
It hit me hard then. ...life was just going to go back... Cassie seemed fine...
Cassie: Noooooooooooo NEVAHHHH
I watched her, being dragged out of the room. I felt something... Something too deep for a character to feel in a parody, yet I felt it anyway. Depression? No... Sorrow? I should but I don't.. Anger. That's it, frustration. My boyfriend might be in love with another girl, my best friend is too important now for me to hang out with, and I would have to spend the rest of my life fearing about what will be around the corner. I curled my paw into a fist. It wasn't fair. It wasn't fair because I couldn't do anything about it.
I saw someone running down the halls of the plane, she looked like Cassie with long hair.
I smiled a little. Cassie would always be Cassie, no matter what. I followed her into a room of the jet.
Zara: Oh... Cassie! You look, nice...
Cassie: Please explain to me why I look like a brunette Rapunzel?!
Zara: You know that thing, that hit you on the head?
Cassie: Yeah... What about it?
Zara: It might have been the hair growth formula bottle...Dumped completely on your head.
Cassie: OMIPOTATOCHIPS what?! My hair is INSANELY long! It reaches the floor and trails behind me!
Me: I think it looks good.
Zara: Yeah It's a good look for you
Cassie: UGHHHHH When are we getting off this bloody plane?!

Kanji: We're here!
Cassie: Great.
I sighed. What's next? I walked off of the plane, with my paws in my pockets. I should probably change later. I am, after all, I am a spy.

Me: Hey Cass! Wait up!
Cassie: Hey. It feels so good in Egypt! Except for trying to clean sand out of my eyes every five seconds.
Me: That's why you wear sunglasses. *hands sunglasses*
Cassie: Hey, did you magically poof this up?
Me: -_-
My brain was already terrible enough, and here Cassie was reminding me.
Cassie: Too soon?

Spiro: Hey, come on, we have to get going.
We walked to this giant pyramid thingy where a bunch of tourists were around.
Cassie: By the way, Xura, why are you here at Egypt?
Me: Well... Uhh... I guess I just came along for the ride. I mean, after all of that Dreamland drama, it's nice to go on a summer vacation to Egypt!
I would tell Cassie later.
Cassie: Summer? It's like Fall.
Me: *ignores* It's so cool here! So, where we going?
Kanji: We should be going into that pyramid over there.
So we all just kind of squeezed inside and looked around. There were a bunch of tourists there, and lots of intricate designs on the walls.

Cassie: Ooh, this place is pretty.
Me: What are we doing here though?
Spiro: That is confidential information, and I do not feel comfortable spreading that info with a possible enemy.
Cassie: She's not an enemy, she's a friend! Ow, ow, ow owowowowowoowoow!!!!
Somebody was stepping on Cassie's hair, and the others didn't seem to notice. Cassie yanked it from under their paw, and they stumbled a bit before giving her an evil eye.

Cassie: As I was saying, she's my friend, and I trust her. She also saved me.
Spiro: >.> Okay...
Kanji: We're going to the Queen's Chamber. It has some important info, and we have to get there as soon as possible. Unluckily, none of our forces have managed to find it yet. So, we are going to have to find it ourselves.
Spiro: This should be simple enough! I mean, we're just looking for a room.
Oh how he could be more wrong...

Cassandra pulled a hidden panel... but it was full of snakes.
Cassie: OMIPOTATOCHIPS SNAKESS

Xura heard an eerie sound echoing through the corridor - Is this pyramid haunted?!
Me: O.O This is getting creepy...

Spiro found a curious hieroglyphic... but it pointed to him to a blank piece of wall.
Spiro: Wow. What a useless hieroglyphic...

Zara stuck some lit dynamite in a hole... but the fuse went dead. Probably just as well.
Zara: Great...

Kanji found a note between two stones... it said, 'Try again later! ". Why would someone leave a note like that?!
Kanji: :T

* * * 3 Hours Later * * *

Cassandra stuck a screwdriver in a notch in the stones... and it revealed a hidden button!Cassie: Now we're getting somewhere! *pushes button* *snakes drop down from the ceiling*

An ankh hung on the wall and seemed to point Xura in the right direction.
Me: I really hope this isn't a booby-trap like in Indiana Jones...

Spiro stood on a box to reach the ceiling... and there seemed to be a hidden switch there!
Spiro: I am very confused as to where I got this box...

Zara opened a door and stepped inside. The floor became a ramp and she slid to a new tunnel!
Zara: Yay! A completely new tunnel so I have absolutely no idea where I am again! /sarcasm/

Kanji found some faint hieroglyphics that had nearly worn away - Is that the symbol for 'door' at the bottom?
Kanji: How the Potato Chip should I know if that says door?


Cassie: We, we made it! The Queen's Chamber!
Me: That was exhausting! I got freaked out so many times.
Spiro: I know right! This Queen better be worth it.
???: Oh I hope I am.

Cassie: OMIPOTATOCHIPS, IT'S THE QUEEN!!!! ISN'T SHE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD OR SOMETHING?!?!?
What kind of mission is this?
Spiro: Yeah.
Kanji: Well, she's supposed to be.
Queen: Foolish fools.
Me: Wat? 'Foolish fools?'
Grammar! Grammar!
Queen: You will pay the price for awakening me. I shall let upon a curse across the land.
Beetles started flying out of the pyramid and all over Egypt! Didn't I read an article about some guy named Archie and Queen Cleocatra?
Spiro: Seriously? Bugs? You're the Queen, I'm sure you could do better than a couple of bugs.
Everyone stared at Spiro with the "what's wrong with you" face.
Zara: Don't push it. It's bad enough as it is.
Spiro: What?
Everyone rolled their eyes.
Kanji: Yeah, we'll just be... going then. Byeee!
We all ran out of that pyramid as fast as our paws could carry us. We only stopped outside to see all of the mayhem that the beetles were having. Attacking tourists, eating up cloth, and just generally annoying everyone. It was like the 10 plagues all over again
Cassie: Please don't tell me we have to fix this problem too. I mean, we just finished up in Xura's mind. We need a vacation.
Zara: You were in her mind?!
I sighed.
Me: This was supposed to be a vacation!

[doggiey]

bump

[Xura]

I ran through the narrow hallway. It was dim and the lights on the ceiling were blinking, trying to stay alive. Big doors stood at the sides. There was someone at the end of the hallway. She kept running away from me.

Me: Wait! Come back!

We ran for a long time. She ran faster than I could. We reached a separate corridor. I followed her through closed doors. We were at a dead end. Finally, she stopped. I collapsed onto my knees. She turned and looked back at me. Her eyes were like poison darts, they weren't angry, or sad, it looked like pain. A deep sorrow that sucked you deep inside yourself. I recognized this girl... But from where? ... Who was she? Suddenly, I saw her bleeding. I turned around. A duplicate of me stood behind me with a gun in hand. I felt pale. The girl tumbled over and hit the ground with a small "thump", her mouth slowly curved two words: kế hoạch z. I saw the other me turn, lift the gun, look me mercilessly in the eyes, and pull the trigger.

I woke up with a start. I was sweating terribly. I gasped and my hand instinctively shot to my side where the bullet had been aimed, nothing was there.
Me: kế hoạch z...

I whispered that a couple of times. What language was that? The dream seemed real, but I knew it wasn't. Yet somehow, I couldn't shake the intense fear and that one phrase.

I was in the pyramid base. I could hear the beetles outside. No pyramid was clear of them except this one, and we had invited Cassie and her bodyguards to stay. I looked at my iPhone, it was 1:00 AM. I knew I wouldn't be able to sleep again so I rolled out of bed and sluggishly limped to my closet. I started to change and winced as a sharp pain from the long scar at my side stretched upward. I started putting on black clothing and i stopped myself. No spying tonight. I grabbed a Purple T-shirt and a pair of stretch pants. I slipped them on slowly, lamenting on my dream.

I reached for the door but I saw a laser alert beam at the top of the entrance. Aw. They don't trust me? I'm hurt. I smirked and searched for another exit. The vents were blocked. I searched a little more and pulled a red book. A bookcase tunnel opened. At first I was surprised, but I soon realized that we were in a pyramid, and pyramids always had stuff like this. I just hoped that a rock wouldn't chase me down the hallway like it does in Indiana Jones.

I cautiously walked through the torch-lit hallway. I saw some spiders spinning webs in the corners of all the separate tunnels. I made a turn down the first hallway and saw 4 secret entrance doors. I peeked through the spaced cracks of the books on the bookshelf. The first room was Kanji. He was up on his laptop. I turned near the next room and saw Spiro, he was snoring louder than Cassandra did from the tranquil dart.

The next room was Cassie's. She looked like she was having difficulty sleeping. Thinking too hard maybe? She was a leader now. But what do I know? It could be about potatoes, whether they are just vegetables or they are tubers. I silently pushed her bookcase so that no one would hear me. Cassie looked at me with wide eyes. I signaled for her to come with me. She followed me back to the main hallway.

Cassie: How did you discover this?
I shrugged.
Me: There was an alert laser at my door and I looked for another way out.
I saw a light at the end of the hallway.
Me: That looks like an exit.
Cassie: What are you planning to do?
Me: Come on and you'll see.
Cassie reluctantly dragged herself along. We made it outside. There was a buzz of many beetles. I pointed to the highest pyramid.

Me: We're going there.
Cassie: For what? Why are we-
I didn't hear her anymore since I had started racing toward the pyramid. The low heat, dying wind, and silence was relaxing. I didn't want to feel anything. This time, I could just be alone with my friend, and I wanted to enjoy it. I could feel Cassie trying to catch up with me. I slowed my pace. We reached the pyramid and stood in front of it.
Cassie: What now?
Me: We have to get to the top.
Cassie: Oh okay... Wait. WHAT?! How in the potato are we going to get up there?
Me: Like this.
I reached down to leg strap where I kept my gun and dagger. I pulled off a small cylinder tube and pointed at the top of the pyramid.
Me: Hold onto me.
She gave me a look.
Cassie: Why? What are you doing?
Me: Come onnnnnnnnnn....
Cassie: Fine.
She held on and I shot a line to the top. It clutched the torch canister. We slung up the pyramid on the line.
Cassie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh POTATOESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
We reached the top and I detached the line.
Cassie: That was super cool but totally scary!
She was laughing hysterically like she didn't know what other reaction she should make. We were at the top. I sat down and looked at the view. Cassie looked frustrated.

Cassie: These bugs are annoying. Why are we up here?
Me: Cassie. Take a breath and look at the view.
Cassie looked out at the dessert.
Cassie: All I see is sand and bugs.
Me: Avoid those. It's beautiful. The moon and stars are clear the wind and temperature are just right, I couldn't ask for a more perfect way to spend the night!
Cassie took another look.
Cassie: I suppose it is pretty.
The top of the pyramid was flat and not pointy so we lied down on it. We watched in silence for a while, all the shooting stars.

Me: So... How was your two weeks of no school?
Cassie laughed.
Cassie: I actually infiltrated a different school. And when I called you, I was at our secret base.
Me: Really? Haha. Where was it, McDonald's?
Cassie: O.O How did you know that?
Me: Spiro's personality. Your team gets annoyed with each other and end up laughing about it later, right?
Cassie: You might be better stalkers than they are. And that's saying something.
Me: If you watch them for even 15 minutes, you pick up on it.
Cassie: You know, you changed a lot.
I sighed.
Me: I can't say it's for the better.
Cassie: What do you mean?
Me: I should probably start from the beginning...
I told her about Early graduation, Nick Furry and my double-agent-ness, I also told her about how that girl Jenette just showed up in my life.

Cassie: That stinks.
Me: You're telling me.
I laughed. Cassie smiled.
Cassie: You can always quit and become my bodyguard...
Me: ... I'd like to, but I can't.
She sighed.
Cassie: I guess I just feel bad...
Me: Don't worry. I'll find something to keep me going... eventually...
We looked up at the shooting stars.
Me: I know I've only seen it in movies but... Do you want to make a wish?
Cassie hesitated.
Cassie: Yeah... Maybe...
I closed my eyes. There were so many things to wish about.
Cassie: I wish.... I could back to the old days, where I could be in the rebellion with all my friends.
Me: I wish... That I could figure out what my dream meant... And what kế hoạch z may mean or what it has to do with me.
Something at that instant flashed through my mind. That book. The one I left in scarlet lake. I should've opened it! I let out a small groan.

Cassie: Something wrong?
Me: No.. It's nothing.
I could hardly remember the girl's face from my dream by now, all I can remember are those eyes. Misery inhabited them, and it wasn't something that I could just shake off. I sat up and looked over at Cassie. She had started to close her eyes to go to sleep. I tore a piece of my clothing and took my bottle of mascara. I left a message:
Call, you won't know who. Go back then, to what you first knew. 2204
I put it in her hand. I couldn't leave a direct way for her to find me. She would have to solve the riddle. Cassie reopened her eyes and gave me a look.

Cassie: What's this for?
Me: When you need me. I'll leave something for your bodyguards too but... That one will be personal.
Cassie: Why is it riddle? Don't you know that I'm terrible at those?
Me: It's a riddle because by the time I come to see you, someone will be trying to find and kill me. Don't worry. You'll figure it out. It's mascara though, so don't burn it or get it wet.
I laid back down. We watched the stars for a while.
Soon, the sun started up.
Cassie: How do we get down?
Me: Do you have a belt?
Cassie: No...
Me: I need something long...
I looked at her hair. It took Cassie a while but she followed my gaze.

Cassie: What exactly are we using it for?
I let my own hair down. It was about a quarter shorter than Cassie's but it would do. I pulled my hair and put half of it over the rope. I held down tight on each side and zip lined down. It hurt, but it was so cool! Cassie looked back at me with wide eyes.
Cassie: I'm not doing that!
Me: Come on! It's fun!
She closed her eyes and slid down, first screaming, then yodeling. No, I can't explain.
Me: See? That wasn't so bad.
She rolled her eyes.
Cassie: I'm just glad that my Rapunzel hair could be useful for something.
We snuck back into the pyramid and reached her room.
Cassie: Well.. I guess this is it.
Me: You can still text me.

Cassie smiled. We hugged and she went back into her room. I walked back through the empty hallway to my room. I peeked through the spaces in-between books. I pushed back to the bookcase and sat down on my bed. Crazy night. I laid down and closed my eyes.
I suddenly felt cold metal touch my forehead. I opened my eyes and saw Zark. I remembered he had gone down in the parachute. His leg had dried blood and it was scarred.
Despite the situation, I had some sort of weird calm and peace.
Me: Hello, Zark.
Zark: You should have forgotten who you were.
I smiled and let out a small chuckle.
Me: You're not a killer. We're not killers.
He tightened his grip and pushed the gun deeper into my skin.
Me: You're scared.
Zark: I'm not scared!
I blinked.
Me: You're nervous.
His hands shook. He tried to make them stop so he could he keep his intense stare.
Zark: Get up!
I sat up and looked at him.
Zark: Move it!
He motioned to the door with his gun. I slowly hauled myself up and stood by the door. He opened it and held the gun to my head.

Zark: Go to the exit.
I walked slowly. He pushed me.
Zark: Walk faster.
We reached the door and he opened it.
Me: I have a question.
Zark: What?
Me: How exactly did you expect to break into a spy base and not get caught?
I looked behind him and he followed my gaze. Amy stood there and punched him in the face. I brushed the dust off my leggings.
Me: I guess he didn't know about the sensor on all the doors between 12 and 6:00.
Amy smiled. We dragged Zark into the building and tied him to a chair.
Me: So... What's for breakfast?

[deku baba]

Name: Hologram
Personality: He is obsessed with the dark magics, like necromancy. He has only ever raised one spirit, which he named 'Soul'. Soul lives with Hologram and is always giving him stuid advice which Hologram ignores.
Weaknesses: He deson't like light much, and lurks in darker places. He also is a afraid of dragons.
Strengths: He can rarely raise spirits. Most of the time it blows up in his face.
Group: Nerds/weirdos
Are they in an organization?: They are in Blaze maybe?

-edited this-

[Xura]

The breakfast was delicious... but Spiro ate all the donuts and Zana drank all the orange juice. I asked Kanji what he was doing and he told me that he was trying to hack the mainframe of this place. He was clearly doing it wrong because he was two numbers off of the obvious algorithm of 3183 characters and numbers that everyone uses. I mean PSSH! Who could make that mistake? Hacking is like SOOO easy. Anyway, I would've corrected him but I guess I work for this place now, right? .-.

Anyway, Cassie is going to leave soon and i'm going to go back to my life. Apparently, we all decided that it would probably be best if we just forgot about that weird Queen that sent a bunch of beetles all over the place and just went back home to our awful lives.

Kanji: WELL. I think its about time we leave.
He's only saying that because he can't hack the place.
Zara: Yeah, lets ditch.
Cassie: I still don't understand what protagonist's we're being by leaving beetles all over the place!
Amy: Maybe you're the antagonists ORRRRR pawns in someone else's game >:D
She had an evil glare in her eyes as she said that. Either she was completely evil, everything she was saying is true, or she just hates Cassie and wants to creep her out. You know, with Amy, I don't think you'd be able to tell.

Spiro: >.0 I don't think its safe here anymore Cassie...
Zara: >.> Yeah I mean pfft... for all we know, this orange juice could be poisoned *throws behind shoulder*
Me: THE ORANGE JUICE!!!!!

After 3 minutes of crying over the lost orange juice, we returned to the conversation that I have no involvement in.
Kanji: Yup. It's about time we leave *throws all the 5-star restaurant pancakes into a box*
Cassie started to take things too and then Zara stopped her.

Zara: *mouth full* Remember! You have to watch your diet!
Cassie: -_______- But I'm the one doing all the work.
Zara: Work? All you did is sleep.
Cassie slowly turned her head and looked at me and Amy. Amy was laughing her head off at the display and I made a sad finger tear down my face.
Cassie: WOMAN IM EATING MY PANCAKES NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!
Cassie ran toward the pancakes but it was exactly like the picture below, being that she was Pikachu.

Cassie: -.- How long do I have to be on this diet?
Zara: Maybe for the rest of your life.
Cassie: O_O How come you guys don't have to go on a diet?! >:(
Zara: Because we're so in shape.
Cassie pulled up her shirt halfway.
Cassie: But I'm in shape too! See my abs?
Zara: You don't have any abs.
Cassie: THAT'S BECAUSE I cover them in a protective layer of fat.
Swag, Cassie. Swag.
Zara: -_-; You disappoint me.
Cassie: Can't I technically fire you?
Kanji: No you can't.
Cassie: Why?
Kanji: Because you're not in charge of us.
Cassie: IM YOUR POTATO'n LEADER!
Kanji: So? We're older than you.
Cassie looked like her head was about to explode. Just as she was about to say something, Alexander, thunder's boss, came to breakfast.

Alex: Amy. Are these the weirdos you described that stayed here last night?
Cassie: Weirdos?! Who are you-
I held her mouth closed with my hand.
Me: HAHA. Now don't get too excited Cassie!
I gave her a warning glance and she gave me a look that said "But he called me a weirdo!". I glanced her a look that said "I don't care. This guy will *faint* you like a Pokemon in less than a minute if you make him mad!" Cassie still looked stubborn but she grabbed some sausages without Zara knowing and slowly started to nibble on them.
Amy: Yuppp... They are rather strange.
Alex poured himself a cup of coffee. It was like they weren't even there.
Alex: Are they a threat?
Amy: Much as I would like to break their necks, especially that one *points to Cassie*-
In the background, I could see Zara chasing Cassie for the sausages.
Amy: -they aren't a threat.
Alex: Do we need to kill them since they've seen our faces?
Cassie and all her bodyguards paused. Alex took another sip of his coffee, and Amy popped a spoonful of Captain Crunch in her mouth.
Amy: Nah...
Everyone resumed what they were doing and she pulled out a USB I've never seen before.

Amy: Kanji, the one with the weird sweatband stealing all the pancakes, had this USB in his room. Anyway, of course I stole it-
Kanji: I was up all night, how could you have stolen my USB?!
Amy: *ignores* and checked it. Their identities are legit. Even though they're crazy annoying, they aren't worth the time.
Kanji: The time?
Amy: You know, to waste a bullet on, hide the body, and pretend we never knew you.
Kanji: O.o
She threw the USB back at Kanji. He juggled it trying to catch it, and bumped into Cassie. Sausage flung into the air and landed on Spiro. Zana smashed into Cassie making all of them tumble into a big mess on the floor. Alex and Amy acted like nothing happened and continued their conversation.
Alex: Good.
He took another sip of coffee.
Alex: I hope they are out at sundown. I don't take fancy to entertaining guests.
Amy: They will be. Perhaps even hours before.
She had a small smile. I knew then that it would be up to me to get them out of here before she did anything to make them want to leave.
So later, after breakfast Cassie and I compared what happened this morning, it was completely different from what I said. I guess it must have been very eventful. I smiled thinking about how she ran from Zana with sausages. Anyway, I helped all of them pack their bags. I called for a new plane for them. I didn't know where they would go next so I guess I was a bit upset.

Cassie: You don't have abs right, Xura?
I pulled up my shirt. Wow! I did gave abs... How did I get those? Oh wait.
Me: Yeah... Remember spring break when I went to my grandma's weird dojo thingamabob place? It was do or die there, even with the cookies. So I guess beating up ninjas can give you abs.
Cassie: Just beating up ninjas?
Me: Well... No. I mean, I ran 5 miles a day, carried heavy water buckets up a few mountains.. Did crunches, curl-ups, push-ups, leg lifts and hot yoga, but I didn't think any of that really got me any abs.. It had to be the ninjas.
Cassie: Should girls even have abs?
Me: Well I think if everyone is trying to kill you then it might be useful to be strong. [color=#00BFFF]
Cassie: You have a point there... But pfft i think it's important to have Fat protection over your abs like I do! [/color]
Me: Rightttttt....
I rolled my eyes and we both laughed. I led Cass and her bodyguards to the airport.
Cassie: So..
Me: So...
Cassie: I guess this it for a while.
Me: Yeah...
Dramatic pause. We burst into tears and hugged each other.
Me: ILL MISS YOU CASSIE!
Cassie: ILL MISS YOU TOO, XURA!
We literally spent 15 minutes there, sobbing and taking out all our feelings into our diaries.

Spiro: Uh... I hate to break your moment here but... We have to go.
We both snapped back to normal. Cassie got onto the plane waved goodbye. Kanji followed, then Zana, and Spiro was about to but I stopped him.
Me: Here. This card has my number on it. If your organization needs someone to do something that isn't in their capabilities, call me.
Spiro looked at me weirdly for a second and then he nodded, took the card, and got on the plane and they left. Amy walked up behind me.
Amy: You gonna be okay?
I nodded.
Me: Let's go.
So we took an extremely dramatic exit and I ruined it with this sentence.
Me: When do I go home?
Amy: Now.
She grabbed my luggage which just happened to be behind a random corner. I saw a silver metallic case with it.
Amy: The case is all the equipment you will need from us. It looks like you passed the first test.
Me: The first test? Is there another?
Amy smiled. She handed me the bags and led me up a building built more in length and width rather than height.
Amy: Our jet awaits.
We stepped on the jet. It looked exactly like the last one.
Me: Is this a different jet?
Amy: Nope.
We rode all the way home without anything significant happening well... Except for when I transferred all the shield data onto a USB but that's not really Important. Soon, I got off the plane:

Me: So how do I contact you?
Amy: Everything you need is in the briefcase.
I looked at the building we were on. It looked like it was 78 floors high.
Me: How do I get down...?
She threw me a harness and a grappling hook.
Amy: Good luck.
She got back onto the plane and it flew away. I was all alone now but I guess it wasn't so bad. I mean, climbing down that building felt like I was spider man. I did get a lot of strange looks though. Pfft people now a days... Who doesn't climb down the side of a building anyway?
I began my walk home but I stopped at the Yappichino first. I typed the code in the register and went into the secret base. It surprised me when I saw Nick Furry sitting in the chair at the end of the table.

Nick: Someone stole information from the Shield data from us.
Me: Sounds like an awful crime.
Nick: Do you know who did it?
Me: Nope. I'm surprised I didn't though. After all, I am a master hacker >:3
Nick raised an eyebrow and had a look of disbelief on his face.
Me: I want to go home so... Let's get this talk over with, please.
Nick: Very well. Where did you go?
Me: Egypt...
I explained everything that happened.
Nick: You couldn't download anything from their servers?
Me: No. Even if I tried to get out through the secret tunnels, there was no entrance into the main computer room. I'm sure they don't trust me anyway.
Nick: I see. I'm most intrigued though that you fought off that agent.
Me: What agent? Zark? Oh, he was my first client I was told.
Nick: Yes.. And he stabbed you in the side?
Me: Yeah.
I pulled up a little of my shirt to show him the scar.
Nick: I see. And so you stopped it with your telekinesis.
Me: Pretty much.
Nick: Have you figured out how to use it yet?
Me: It's unpredictable and acts on emotion.
He scratched his chin.
Nick: Alright. You'll begin training in the helicopter and begin working here after Halloween.
He pushed a case to me.
Me: What's that? Does it look like I can carry much else here?
I was exploding with luggage. He laughed and nodded. He pushed a pair of keys toward me.

Me: What are those for?
Nick: One is for the shop and one is for the new Stealth model 64 car you have.
I looked behind him and saw a beautiful black sleek car that glimmered in its garage. I took the keys and threw all the stuff he gave me into the car.
Me: This is awesome!
Nick: Enjoy. That's your first payment, the briefcase is something you might find useful.
I threw all my bags in the car and hopped into the front seat. A car garage door opened into a storage place. I drove my car out and rode smoothly all the way home. I pulled up a little way from the place I lived in. I didn't really want Jake to see my new car, especially since I was lying to him about it. I walked into the house. It was empty, but I figured it would be anyway since Matt and Jake were at school. My pudgy puppy ran up to me and tackled me with kisses. I love this dog!

I fed him, got him some new water, and gave him a treat. We went upstairs to my room. He curled up on the end of my bed and i started unpacking. I opened the briefcase Nick gave me first. It was filled with cash of all sorts of foreign types. I suppose I'll find this useful one day. I closed the case and put it in a safe place that I can't even mention in here. >:3

I took out the other briefcase from Thunder and opened it. A letter stood on top of a mountain of gadgets. I picked it up and it turned blue as if scanning my finger prints. I twitched for a second and then began to rip it open. A thin glass-like screen glowed a green-blue as I pulled it out. It had Alexander's face on it.

Alex: Welcome new agent. In the case you have just opened you should find all the things you will need for your missions. Hopefully, being as tech savvy as you are, you'll be able to figure out what these items are and how to use them. All the *Pokemon fainting* items are adjusted to suit you in whichever way you may have please. And yes, like most parody's this message will explode in three seconds.

I watched as the message exploded virtually and started playing Marachi band Mexican music.
The case had more weapons than gadgets. I pulled out a dagger. It was a bit thicker than mine and it was sharper and shorter in length. I tested it against a chair I had and the chair split in two. I smiled and lowly tossed the light-as-air dagger back and forth between my hands. Those market store daggers were nothing like this one. There were other things there too, like swords, knives, guns, ninja stars, poison tipped darts, bow and arrows, crossbows, even spiked nunchucks!

I closed and secured the case after taking a few weapons of my choosing. I opened my suitcase and began to unpack. I noticed there was something strange about all my clothing. It looked like there was a lot more, and there even was a watch I had never seen too.
I put the watch on and messed with the dials. An unexpected voice rang out of it as I pressed the button.

???: Hello? Xura? This is your communicator watch.
It sounded a bit like Amy.
Amy: This is how you will receive your missions from now on.
Me: Okay.
Amy: Rest up this week because your training missions will begin the day after Halloween.
Me: Okay.
Amy: Signing out.
I heard a little computerized click that ended the transmission. I finished unpacking and flopped myself down onto my bed. I was exhausted. I looked at the time on my new watch. Jake and Matthew would be coming home now. I closed my eyes just for a minute and opened them when I heard a knock at my door. I slowly sulked toward the door and opened it.

Matt: Oh you're back! I thought you would be gone for good
He gave me a hug. I was a bit surprised.
Me: Matt, I was only gone for a day.
Matt: Yeah, but none of my friends talked to me all day because they were so focused on asking questions about Jenette. We even lost a football game because all the players were distracted.
Me: What about Jake?
Matt: Wayyyy distracted. I think Jenette is coming over later-
Me: Hold on.
I pushed past him and ran down the stairs. Jake was in the kitchen making a sandwich.
Jake: Oh hey Xura-
I kept moving faster and faster towards him.
Jake: Are you oka-
I slapped him.
Me: How dare you?! I was gone for a day and now all of a sudden you're drooling over another girl?
Jake: I was.. She's an old friend!
Me: Just what kind of friend, huh, Jake? Maybe our relationship needs to take a break.
Jake: Are you saying...?
I looked at the ground.
Me: I really hoped that when I got back that this girl wouldn't be a problem and I could trust you... You let me down.
Jake: Xura! Please give me another chance.
I couldn't look at him.
Jake: Please...
I turned my head to look at his pleading eyes, they were my pride's downfall.
Me: Fine.
He reached for a hug and I pushed away. I made my eyes like daggers to his, I felt cold to him.
Me: I'm not ready for that.
I walked away, taking his sandwich, and leaving him alone in the kitchen.

[Xura]

Hi I'm having a post with character forms soon SOOOOOOOO...... Anyone who may have posted one I didn't use yet please repost them UNLESS you are from pages 20-22! Thanks!

[MythicalMysteries]

I changed mine to Jace btw.

[Xura]

I changed mine to Jace btw.

Kay. btw... Anyone who wants to add a character you can do that too right now. I can only accept one more for this post.

[catcher.]

Name: Brie
Personality: Can be pretty crazy sometimes, and has okay comebacks. Doesn't like it if dogs/cats boss her around
Weaknesses: Doesn't have any upper body strength, and doesn't really think before doing something
Strengths: Doesn't really have any
Group: Outcast
Are they in an organization? You can choose if she is or isn't

[Xura]

Okay... So today is Halloween. AND.... I really didn't want to dress up so I didn't buy a costume... BUT... Now I want to dress up because of this conversation with my teacher:

FLASHBACK!
So I was getting out of class and like doing that thing where I would take the homework I missed and avoid the teacher's long awkward stare, and then all of a sudden I got called down to the teachers office. I walked over there until they called me
Teacher dude: Yo! Random kid with the funky rainbow hairdo! Come with me.
I followed him down the maze-like hallways.
Teacher dude: Your name is Ashlee and peeps call you Xura, right?
Me: Uh... Yeahhhhh....
Teacher dude: What kind of nickname is that? No mother would even think of naming their child Xura.
Me: -_-
Wowwwww... Yeah no mother would name her child that EXCEPT when she's a super weird super secret spy manic that's the second leader of an organization you apparently were never apart of just so it can ruin your life later! And so then your sister gets the better name because obviously she's just somehow way cooler than me even though we're twins! Ugh. Wow that's a lot of ranting in a flashback... *back to our un-ranting regularly scheduled program*

Teacher dude: Go in that office...
I walked to the office and sat in the chair.
Teacher woman: Your grades have decreased and you've been missing school. If you miss too much school you might be held back a grade.
Me: I have a bit of a demanding job.
Teacher woman: Well, I suggest you quit your job because you have to get these grades up.
Me: It's not exactly a job I can quit.
Teacher woman: I understand it's difficult to change.
This woman really wasn't getting it.
Teacher woman: But you have to do what's better for your grades. You need to think about College.
Me: Believe me, I already have my life planned out for me. College won't mean much to me.
Teacher woman: You can't get good jobs without a good record.
Me: I think I'll stick with the job I have.
Teacher woman: With your intellect you can do anything...
Me: I think you want me to go to college more than I want to. I'm sure there's a reason...?
Teacher woman: The high school wants a star student. You don't have to go to college, but graduate early and do something important.
Me: I figured.
Teacher woman: We'll deliver fast food to you everyday in the cafeteria until school ends if you get your grades up.
Me: Fineeeeeee... But I can't quit my job so is there some other way I can make up the credit?
Teacher woman: Dressing up for Halloween! If you want even extra points you'll have to guard the school for the entire night shift. Jerry wants to take the night off.
Me: Do I get access to the teacher lounge?
Teacher woman: *hesitates and grumbles* Fine.
She threw the keys at me and I slowly noodle armed awkwardly out of the room.

Fast food?! Everyday for the rest of the year?! YESSSSS how can I pass up that offer? Im Going to have to wing it with the costume I guess. How's this:

No.. I didn't think so either. How about this?

Ew. Overused. How about this???

I kinda like this one. I'm a female Robin Hood I guess.. Nah...

Hey look! I'm a spy. Pfft. Ironic but I'm going to use it because I don't want to look weird... Eh whatever. I grabbed my laptop and threw it in its case. I went downstairs and to the secret elevator. I opened it and it was about to close but another paw stopped it. It was Jake. He walked in. I clicked the floor to the library.

Me: What floor?
Jake: uh... 21st
We sorta just stood there awkwardly. I hadn't said a word to him since yesterday.
Jake: Soooo... the library...
Me: Yup...
Jake: What kind of book are you looking for?
Me: Hopefully one with pages.
He laughed a little and tried to get close. I pushed away.
Me: No.
The door opened to my floor. I stepped out to walk through the huge library.
Me: Bye.
He stopped the door.
Jake: What if I help you out?
Me: I can do it myself.
Jake: I insist.
I didn't really have time if I wanted my extra credit fast food so I just shrugged with an attitude. Jake followed me down the long narrow corridors of books. I was looking for good ones and ones that would make Jake feel guilty.
I pulled "Heartbreaks for dummies" off the shelf. He kinda gave me a look.

Me: What?
Jake: Seriously?
Me: It's for a friend.
Jake: Righttt....
I pulled a book for the Alex Rider series.
Jake: Don't you get enough of spies?
Me: I don't know. Maybe it's the only thing in my life right now that I should be caring about.
Jake: -_-
We went deeper into the library. I pulled out Earagon from the shelf. For some reason, Romeo and Juliet was next to it. I pulled that off too.
Jake: You're going to read Romeo and Juliet?
Me: Maybe.
Jake: That's a great love story.
Me: Yes, but alas it is also tragic. Poor, poor, Romeo and Juliet. They were lovebirds right away but both couldn't handle the thought of being away from each other. And when one thought the other was *fainted* that one *fainted* themselves. And thus the horrible tragedy of them. However, our love was never that strong. It's too bad.
Jake: .____. I'm starting to regret coming along
Me: Good. I'm regretting letting you
Jake: -.- Oh so that's it? Fine. Wherever your going tonight, I'm coming with you.
What?!!!!
Me: No you're not
Jake: What's going to stop me?
Me: I'm going to.... See a REALLY GIRLY movie with Lizzy
Jake: Ah.. Well that's interesting because as I recall, Lizzy is puppy sitting tonight.
Me: erm... Uh... Not Lizzy, I meant-
Who? Cassie was at a secret base somewhere probably, silver's probably doing her own thing, and I just know that Cherry is trick or treating with her sister tonight.
Me: Erm... Ace! Yeah. I'm going with Ace.
I can't believe I forgot. Ace is like one of my super close friends anyway.
Jake: Ace? Don't you remember she was out sick today?
Me: ... O_O ...
Jake: >:3 Looks like I'm coming with you!
Me: F- Fine...
I put all the books back on their shelves. They weren't what I was looking for, I was just trying to irritate Jake.
Jake: So we just wasted all that time because... You wanted to irritate me?
Me: :T
Jake: Ugh! You can't be serious!
Me: :T
Jake: That face is really annoying.
Me: :T
Jake: Do you mind stopping?
Me: :T
Jake: Give me your diary.
Me: Why?
Jake: Because I want to write all my feelings into it.
Me: ... You know... Guys don't do that...
Jake: So? You're not a guy. How would you know?
.____. He had me there. I gave him my diary. He scribbled a bunch of stuff into it, then took the piece of paper and crumpled it up. Then he did it again, and crumpled it.

Jake: Ah. I feel much better now.
Me: okay... What did you write?
I tried to grab the paper but he hissed and slapped my hand away.
Jake: It's personal!
Geez.
Me: Fine. -_-
It all of a sudden started to really irritate me that he wouldn't let me see it. I watched him shove it in his pockets. So I thought of a plan.
Me: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake: What?!
Me: There's a rat, and it's scurrying over into that hole over there!
Jake bent down, and I reached into his pocket and pulled out the papers.
Jake: I don't- Hey!
He turned around but I had already opened the papers. The first one said:

I'm so mad at Xura and myself right now. I'm trying to make up for hanging "too closely" to Jenette but Xura isn't giving me a chance. Ha. Maybe I'm just mad at her. She's really cute when she's angry. She's giving me a really weird stare right now because she doesn't think that guys can write in a diary. Heheh. She's so cute.

I gave him a weird look. He shrugged.
Jake: I told you not to read it. It's not my problem that you're cute when you're angry.
Me: I am not!
Jake: Yes, you are.
I unfolded the other piece of paper:



Me: What. Is. This?
Jake: Heh.. I wanted to draw your face because when I told you that I was going with you, you had the cutest look ever
Me: .-. Great... *mumbles* Tonight is going to be worse than torture...
Jake: You know I can hear you, right?
Me: Such is, once was, as is, the point. ANYWAY.. I have to get what I'm looking for...
I walked over to a brand new shelf and pulled out a yearbook.
Jake: This year's yearbook? Why in the world do you need that?
Me: Pfft. The question your asking is all wrong, Jake. Why wouldn't I need it?
Jake: Where exactly are you going?
Me: To school.
Jake: Why?
Me: I have to stay over night.
Jake: ... Why?
Me: I don't have to explain my reasons.
He rolled his eyes. I knew the yearbook would come in handy so I shoved it in my laptop case along with my laptop. I had grabbed a few weapons to add to my secret weapon leg strap earlier and I was ready to go. I went back on the elevator with Jake following at my tail.

Jake: When do you get over your anger and we go back to being a couple?
Me: Uhhh... That was really blunt.
I clicked the button to the home floor. Heheh... Home floor. Do you get the joke? Heh heh heh... Yeahhhhh.... Awkward.
Jake: Well, you're being annoying... And you stole my sandwich yesterday.
Me: Speaking of which, your Nutella was missing strawberries so you ruined it.
Jake: You still haven't answered the question.
Me: I'm talking to you, isn't that enough?
He looked like he was going to say something but the elevator door opened and I walked out.
Me: You still want to come?
He nodded. I opened the door. It was raining outside. It was just then that I noticed the actual pounding of rain. I must have been too deep into my thoughts. Oh well. I opened up an umbrella and realized we only had one.

Jake: Looks like we'll have to share it.
I threw the umbrella to him.
Me: Nope. I'll walk in the rain.
Jake: .___. You ruin all chances to be romantic.
Me: That's too bad.
We walked outside and I realized I had a car.
Me: Hey Jake... My friend lended me her car yesterday so we're going to drive that. She said that I could borrow it to go on my... Uh... Trip. I don't think she'll mind if I use it.
Jake: Okay. What's your friend's name?
Me: Nick.
Jake: I thought you said it was a girl.
Uh oh!
Me: Oh I meant Natalie heh... Sorry. Nick is her brother... It's his car I guess.
Jake: Oh. Does he know that she lent it out to you?
Me: Pfft... Yeah. You don't just borrow a car without permission.
Jake rolled his eyes. Phew. I had parked the car a little ways from here so we had to walk about two blocks.
Jake: Why did you park it so far away?
Me: I parked it under a tree so a bird wouldn't poop on it.
Jake: That's awfully considerate of you
Me: Yeah whatever.
It was a small silence. I could hear leaves crunching underneath my feet. The fall wind was filled with the scent of candy and baked goods. There wasn't any trick-or-treaters by our house because of how far we were from everyone. We didn't really live in a neighborhood. It was flying distance from the school, maybe like 3 or 4 miles away. It's in an old abandoned town. A lot of the houses here are empty and shuttered up.

Jake: This place is really quiet.
I stopped. He was right... It was quiet. Unreal almost. I took a breath and continued walking. I suppose that's what I get for living in such a closed off town. We reached the car and I unlocked it.
Jake: Wowwww! Your friend has a nice car! I want to be friends with-
Me: You can't!
Jake: .... Why not?
Me: Because..... Erm.. They don't go to our school.
Jake: Oh where did you meet them?
I started up the car.
Me: At work.
Jake: Work? You have a job?
Me: Yeah.
Jake: Where?
Me: I don't have to tell you anything -.-
Jake rolled his eyes.

Jake: So we're back to this again.
I drove to the school and parked the car up at the front. We walked inside and I went straight to the office. I went back into that teacher's office. The teacher kinda sat in her chair awkwardly.

Teacher: Can I help you, strange foreign student that's dressed weird?
Me: Uh... Yeah. It's me, Xura.
Teacher: Xura? Who in this school has such a ridiculous name anyway?
-_- i could see Jake smiling in the background.
Me: *mumbles* It's Ashlee.
Teacher: Oh the star student! So you came.... What are you exactly?
Me: Isn't it obvious? I'm a spy- a secret agent!
Teacher: O.o Rightttt... You know Hun, spies don't dress that way. That's only in movies.
I could hear Jake laughing now.
Me: How would they dress? Enlighten me.
The teacher made what looked like a face of sympathy. Are you kidding me?! Oh the irony. I would've been better off as female Robin Hood.
Teacher: Spies dress like normal people to blend in.
Me: Then... How would you know I'm a spy? Don't you need the obvious stereotypes to figure it out?
Teachers think they know everything sometimes. She went around her desk and patted my head with that same sympathetic smile painted on her face.
Teacher: Good luck, lock up, and remember to take care of Bob!
Me: Who's Bob?
Teacher: He's a chicken so he won't be around that much since he's a bit scared of the dark.. And everything else, especially on Halloween! Bye and take care.
Okay. So Bob is probably a janitor or something. He must be scared of the dark or something. No prob... No prob... I got this.

Jake: So you're watching the school?
Me: Maybe.
Jake: Why can't you just answer the questions?!
Me: Geez. Temper, temper.
Jake: .___________. Well you aren't responding
Me: I don't need to explain my motives to you. -.-
I walked down the hallway swinging the keys. I could hear thunder roaring outside. Today wouldn't be a good day for Halloween. I walked to the teachers lounge door and opened it with my key.
Jake: Where did- ... you know what? I'm not even going to ask.
Me: Now you're learning
I opened the door and breathed in the fresh scent of the teacher's buffet. The walls were made of pink carpet like the Alex's room in Wizards of Waverly place, and the floor was white fluffy carpet. There were 3 big bean bags, a Tv, video games of all types, a disco ball, and if you go through the next two doors it would be a bowling alley and then a roller rink. Jazz music was playing and the lights were a bit dimmed. There was an air hockey table and two Adam's Family pinball machines.

Me: Welcome to the teachers lounge!
Jake: Well they sure don't call it a lounge for nothing.
I picked up the food and started shoving it down my face. Then, I went over near a cabinet and pulled out the yearbook I brought. I felt Jake watching me as he ate the Orange chicken. Slowly, I opened up a secret back pocket in the back of the book that everyone thought was just too much glue. I pulled out a key and unlocked the cabinet. I pulled out the list of names I wanted.
Jake: What's that?
Me: Don't you know that all the girls get keys in the back of their books so they can look at everyone's popularity numbers and crushes?
Jake: Seriously? That's what you were interested in?
Me: Take a look at this list!
He came over and looked at it.
Jake: I don't get what's the big deal, I mean- Oh my diaries! Heather broke up with her boyfriend, Emma stole him, and so she stole Bella's boyfriend?!
Me: Told you.
So we sat there for thirty minutes laughing at these insane high-school drama couples. After that, we looked at popularity numbers. Emma and Sally were at the top of the list with 927498494977942872897842720389276984646867224224880 points, and I had 10000, Jake had 9000. Those were pretty low numbers for us, and I was surprised.
Suddenly, a cliffhanger happened! (Yes guys, they're back) The lights began to blink. A huge clap of thunder, a scream, the laughter stopped, and the lights were out.

*special thanks to Coolpaw5 for editing all my posts! Thank you! :)