Dear Journal (The Diary Of An (Almost) Normal Dog.)

[ZombiePoodle]

Dear Bob,


I am a deviously awesome plan making girl.
Hahaha.
Yeah, no?
I am so awesome.
Wait wat? I'm not?
Oh, yes, devious plan.
It was alright...

We watched this kinda scary movie about some zombies and stuff. Theyz was all like, "arrgghhhsss waaaantz braaaainzzz...."
I was all likes, "aghhhh maybe laters?"
Tyler kept teasing me every time I jumped or squeeked. Meany!
I think Alex and Lul got along pretty well, as he let her hold his paw because it was soooo scary. No, really, that was not part of our plan, it was really scary.
But enough about them.
Tyler and I. Gosh durn him, he did not offer to let me hold his paw, although we did share a popcorn. Of course, most of the popcorn fell onto the floor because it was so darn scary!
Hehe, then we all drove home in Alex's car. (Lul and I had to walk when we came, though it wasn't that far....riiiiight...)
Alexander let Lul sit in front, and they talked while Tyler and I sat in the back, also talking.
I almost punched the back of Alex's seat once because they were laughing and being REALLY annoying. But alas, I did not, but only because it probably would have led to some crazy car accindent including a turtle, multiple trees, a rabid mountain lion, and an icecream cone. Oh, yes, I think there was a spatula somehow involved too...though it might have been a spoon, I wasn't paying much attent....ion.
Now, what makes you think we really did crash?

Oooh, look, the nurse is here....must go.

~CAR

Ps. No turtles or rabid mountain cats were harmed in the making of this car crash.

[~Night and Darkness~]

LOL LOVE THE PS> PART!!!!XD

[ZombiePoodle]

Dear Bob...again,

I only have a few minutes to write here...make that less than a few...anyways, I must report somthing tragic.
The spatula did not make it.
He died on impact.
There was nothing the Doc's could do for him...

I must write somthing short and poetic...to remember him by.

Dear friends and family, we are gathered here today to pay our humble respects to a lost friend. We will forever miss Mr. Spatula, but we shall get along fine without him. I mean, really we can always get another, right? (audience of plastic silverware from breakfast laughs at unfunny joke) Let us gather 'round and--

Yeah, I had you going there didn't I?
But...sadly...Mr. Spatula IS dead and gone. Reduced to a pulp...or more like, splinters...
Luckily, us four dogs are perfectly fine.
NOT.
I have a...a...a CAST. On my arm.
You know how unflattering a cast is???
Very unflattering.
Much like Alex's leg cast. Unflattering.
And Tyler's hand cast. Unflattering!
I think Lul is magic though...she doesn't even have a scratch on her.
I will surely look into that and record my further research as soon as I'm out of this durned hospital with their durned hospital fuds.
And what else? I have mild amneasia. And was in a coma for a bit...
I'm just awesome because I have this journal (of which the doctor's said unawesomely that I was awesome to keep. So I know people...kinda. I really acctualy don't remember Tyler at all...but since(I suppose I think this word sounds like a snake?) he was in the car with me, I cannot deny it. I guess I have a crush on him. But I dunno. Man, I have a crush on like, every guy at school, how stupid am I? And I dated a singer!? Argghh, why is he not still here? I could do with a hot singer boyfriend.)

Mush go noaw.
Mean nursie lady is back.

~`Carmen

[~Night and Darkness~]

[booklover789]

NOOOOOOO! Carmen lost her memory!

[ZombiePoodle]

Not all of it...just some most of it.

[booklover789]

Not all of it...just some most of it.

Oh. *wipes brow* Well, that's sorta reassurring.
Now I can't wait to see what happens next!!

[pretty.visitors]

Ahh I love this idea! I actually wrote something like this in the third grade. But obviously, it was far less detailed. And frankly, it was pretty bad

[Huskyflower]

Um, isn't this kinda exactly what happened in my pet's journal? I wrote pretty much this exact thing two months back. Girl get in a car accident, forgets about the guy, yeah. And you commented on mine after I posted that entry so I know you've read it. I mean, if it was an accident, that's okay, but you didn't mean to use my idea, did you? ):

[ZombiePoodle]

Oh, gosh, no. I'm sorry, it was a total accindent!
I always just write down things that come off the top of my head, and I really didn't even mean there to be a car crash, but when my brother read it, and all I had was 'it could have lead to a crash' he said to add more. Gosh, I'm so sorry.
I might be able to think of a way to change what happened. And anyways, she's forgotten much more than just Tyler.
Arrggg there are so many pet journals now, yikes, I guess it would bee easy to accidentaly copy-ish them. I'll have to more careful next time eh?

Spoiler Alert~!
Do not read very tiny letters--it's mostly just something for Huskyflower, to clarify something. (I find it easier to read if you quote me and read it there.)

She actually forgot almost all of her friends, but since she had the journal, she kinda remembers things. But only what she wrote down. I was actually going to have her become friends with her enemies. (that's not like yours is it?) It was going to be a bit of a plot twister...but it was mild, and she was going to slowly remember stuff.
(Argh, it's striked so people don't accidentally read it if they don't want to.)

Again, I am SOOOOO sorry.