This is not a diary, this is a Hawk!

[retroaqua]

Wow... People are dying for the next post.... Well here it is! And of course... *grabs a shovel* Let's start digging out Night, Aqua and Cinnamon... And Cinnamon can't be buried... MORE CHERRIES! If she's down there *points at ground* then what will the Cherry be?

What are you saying? Strange person XD

[20lait1]

Dear Hawk,

I had to do all that mentor stuff with Darkpaw... Again. And now I've got... let me make a list.

1. Two scratches on my nose.
2. Four bruises - one on my shoulder, another on the other shoulder, one on my tail and another one on top of the one on my tail. It's not impossible....
3. A sprained left paw....
4. And I'm really tired. Not sure if it counts as an injury, but it doesn't matter, right?
5. I lost one of my selfies.... Does it count as an injury?

I'm not sure if I should get myself checked out or not.... They might ask "Why?" and I can't just say "I stabbed myself with a thorn." Okay, now... I have to survive another day with Darkpaw... And we're having battle training. Ugh. I guess I'll have to grab a bite of food before I go - Shrewnose, Pebblepaw (his apprentice), Cloudpelt and Hareleap are waiting. It seems like all of them are boys... Except for Pebblepaw. Phew. Well, then, I'd better wake Darkpaw up. See you!

Well, at least with some warriors around, Darkpaw was a little more careful with his claws....

Me: Okay. We're going to learn the front paw blow. Remember - claws sheathed!
Darkpaw and Pebblepaw: Okay....
Shrewnose: Good. Now, Cloudpelt and Hareleap will be helping us -
Cloudpelt: Aw, yeah!
Hareleap: Okay, I guess... I don't want to hurt any of the young she-cats around here.
Shrewnose: Good. Now, Cloudpelt, you're pairing with Darkpaw. Hareleap, you're with Pebblepaw. Let's start off with Pebblepaw.
Pebblepaw: Okay!
Shrewnose: When Hareleap charges you, give him a blow with your paw. Remember -
Pebblepaw: Claws sheathed!
Hareleap: Well, then - let's try it! *charges towards Pebblepaw*
Pebblepaw: *squeals* Eeek! *holds out a paw and gets knocked over*
Hareleap: I'm sorry! *helps her up* Would you like to try again? I'll try to be more gentle.
Pebblepaw: .... Okay!
Hareleap: Let's try again. *charges towards Pebblepaw, slow motion*
Pebblepaw: GET AWAY FROM ME!! *smashes paw into his side*
Hareleap: *staggers back, then straightens* Well, you're a powerful little she-cat, are you?
Pebblepaw: Yes!
Me: .... Okay, then... Darkpaw, it's -
Darkpaw: I know, I know! Come on, Cloudpelt - attack me!
Cloudpelt: Erm... Okay, but remember -
Darkpaw: Yeah, yeah. Claws sheathed. Whatever.
Cloudpelt: Please be a little more respectful, Darkpaw.
Darkpaw: I know.... Can we start now?
Cloudpelt: *nods, then charges*
Darkpaw: *knocks him back*
Cloudpelt: Careful, little one -
Darkpaw: I'm not little! I'll be the best and most powerful warrior in the forest - I know it! When all those weak leaders are merely a shadows in the storm of ThunderClan, I'll become the leader and I'll -
Cloudpelt: .... Skyfoot, you should speak to your apprentice about respect.
Me: It's not my fault - Oh well, okay.
Cloudpelt: *leans in way too close* I know it's not your fault, but it's your duty, right? I remember I had an apprentice like yours. *winks*
Me: I - Oh...

It took me an hour to get Darkpaw to listen, then some more hours to actually teach him about it. Ugh. And in hunting sessions, he kept on accidentally scratching and knocking into me! What a clumsy cat.... Don't let him hear that. He'll probably shave me bald if he does... Oh... Heathercloud says she'll be taking Darkpaw and Pebblepaw out for a little 'talk' kind of thing... I don't know. At least some more warriors are going with her - Nightstorm, Eaglefeather and Lilyclaw. Oh well... I get some free time, I guess.... But - Come on! If all the apprentices are out, the newbie warriors have to do their jobs? It's so unfair! And guess what - I get the job of cleaning the elders den and picking fleas out of their pelt. And ticks, of course. The pesky little bug things.... I need some mouse bile - which is disgusting. Ugh... And it's only me who's doing it.... Ugh....



There's only one elder, at least - Mr Draco Adderfang. Now students are caring for teachers... This is embarrassing.... Oh - wait - I'm not the only one! At least I get a friend - NOOOOOOO!!!!! It's Snowface! Ugh.... The white-nosed cat/dog thing.... Mr Draco Adderfang's telling us boring old stories - At least he's blind... and Snowface has gone to wash her paws in a stream... 36 times? ..... Okay, we have to bite fleas to get them off the fur... Like gorillas. Ugh....

I guess I'll have to put you away for now.... See you at night.

Okay, now, everyone's asleep... Except for Russetstar, of course. And I might do some stalking.... What do you think? Oh yeah, right - you can't think. Oh, well..... Should I follow him or not? I might get in trouble... or I might be already in trouble. So what should I do? I have to decide - now! Well, then - Russetstar's getting ready - should I follow him or not, Hawk?

[20lait1]

Wow... People are dying for the next post.... Well here it is! And of course... *grabs a shovel* Let's start digging out Night, Aqua and Cinnamon... And Cinnamon can't be buried... MORE CHERRIES! If she's down there *points at ground* then what will the Cherry be?

What are you saying? Strange person XD

Yeah, I am strange. And I'm proud to be the 'odd one out'.

Okay, everyone - what do you think? Should Skyfoot (Skyler: It's Skyler!) follow Russetstar, or stay safe and stay at camp?

[retroaqua]

Wow... People are dying for the next post.... Well here it is! And of course... *grabs a shovel* Let's start digging out Night, Aqua and Cinnamon... And Cinnamon can't be buried... MORE CHERRIES! If she's down there *points at ground* then what will the Cherry be?

What are you saying? Strange person XD

Yeah, I am strange. And I'm proud to be the 'odd one out'.

Okay, everyone - what do you think? Should Skyfoot (Skyler: It's Skyler!) follow Russetstar, or stay safe and stay at camp?

First - Tell me what you mean by.. ' If she's down there *points at ground* then what will the Cherry be? '

Second - Follow RussetStar! He could be asking about SkyFoot to Starclan... SkyFoot may become the leader and convince the clan to help her Ey? Have I given you ideas

If I'm ever a warrior cat, I wanna be Grasskit or Cherrykit or Cinnamonkit.

Then as a warrior, CherryRiver, GrassGorse or CinnamonBark

I mean.. You gotta love the Cherries. ~ Cinnamon

I'd rather be AquaLeaf, but who cares .3.

[Piefan]

Logically speaking, stalking Russetstar is like importing gum into Singapore, and writing a blog post about how you're going to do it beforehand.. It might not be a hard thing to do, but what about the consequences? If he were to find out that the cat who had attacked him some time ago (he may hold a grudge), he would probably find it suspicious. She may get kicked out.

I would come up with an elaborate reason why he wouldn't notice, but come on! This is the cat who stabbed herself with a thorn just today, and got scratched by a kitten yesterday... she also doesn't seem to have a very good reaction to shock.

As for Starclan? She's in an alternate universe, it seems, and while I haven't read the books, I think that most of their knowledge comes from the fact they're watching over the clans, not because they're magic. As such, they won't be able to give much advice on the situation, not unless they suddenly gained the ability to scry on other universes...

[retroaqua]

Logically speaking, stalking Russetstar is like importing gum into Singapore, and writing a blog post about how you're going to do it beforehand.. It might not be a hard thing to do, but what about the consequences? If he were to find out that the cat who had attacked him some time ago (he may hold a grudge), he would probably find it suspicious. She may get kicked out.

I would come up with an elaborate reason why he wouldn't notice, but come on! This is the cat who stabbed herself with a thorn just today, and got scratched by a kitten yesterday... she also doesn't seem to have a very good reaction to shock.

As for Starclan? She's in an alternate universe, it seems, and while I haven't read the books, I think that most of their knowledge comes from the fact they're watching over the clans, not because they're magic. As such, they won't be able to give much advice on the situation, not unless they suddenly gained the ability to scry on other universes...

Yes, they only watch the clans. Reading the sixth book, FireStar knew that.

So basically the starclanners may watch SkyFoot write in her Hawk .3. They tell Russetstar then she uses it maybe? idk XD

[TotallyHamster]

Wow... People are dying for the next post.... Well here it is! And of course... *grabs a shovel* Let's start digging out Night, Aqua and Cinnamon... And Cinnamon can't be buried... MORE CHERRIES! If she's down there *points at ground* then what will the Cherry be?

What are you saying? Strange person XD

Yeah, I am strange. And I'm proud to be the 'odd one out'.

Okay, everyone - what do you think? Should Skyfoot (Skyler: It's Skyler!) follow Russetstar, or stay safe and stay at camp?

THIS IS AMAZING

(you inspired me to do my own c:)

[BrandNewMelody]

I'm enjoying this much more than I'm probably supposed to .3.
But I think I may start my own series like this. I don't know though

[pinkgeneguy]

STALK HIM! STALK HIM!

[Woogwoo Wren]

Stalk him!