THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A POTATO.

[MTT-Brand Cute Juice]

were allowed to bump right?

No, if you want it read, put the banner in your siggy.

P.S. STOP SPAMMING!

[Coolpaw5]

This may be spam, but I feel it is quite important.

THE FIRST PAGE OF THE POTATO COMIC HAS BEEN RELEASED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CLICK HERE TO SEE IT!

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-Sorry did not noticed that I just read the Potato not the comments-

[Small Bun]

(1. Coolpaw is no longer accepting applications. 2. Guy's spread your happiness on the fan page please.)

[raeganangel]

Pm her don't spam, I am going to fan club now))

[Coolpaw5]

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[Coolpaw5]

#POOTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't know if a hashtag can have exclamation points, but WHATEV!!!!
BEST/WORST DAY!!!!
It started with a math test.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
It wasn't too hard I guess. But, wait, you don't want to read about MY life in MY potato, you obviously want to see how everyone else is doing! Well, I am so gonna start SHIPPING. Bt-dubs, (I used that word that girl taught me! 030) that means I'm going to pair dogs as a couple of who would look cute together.

So, of course I would start with MY BEST FRIEND!!! That's just how shipping works.
So... Who would look good with Michelle? Here is a pic if you ALREADY forgotten about here:

Yeah... Hmm... How about Fala! Picture since I'm sure you forgot:

Seems legit.
{Creator: This is actually funny because Fala actually has a crush on Cassandra. }
So I gathered all the outcasts for our annual meeting!

Me: Hey everyone! This is the first meeting of April! Now in exciting news, we are going to-
Prinipal: ATTENTION CREEPY STUDENTS THAT HANG OUT IN THE COMPUTER LAB FOR SOME REASON EVEN THOUGH I PURPOSELY BOUGHT ALL THE COMPUTERS CHEAP EXCEPT FOR ONE HIDDEN JUST FOR SALLY, there's an assembly!

So we all just kinda chilled and walked down to the Cafeteria. What? Don't your schools hold assemblies randomly in the Cafeteria?
Anyway, on the way me and Michelle were shipping other dogs/cats.
Me: OMIGOSH, I still think that Fala is like totes perfect for you!
Michelle: For the last time, I know he doesn't like me! He likes y-y-y-y-y-y-YAMS! Yeah! He likes yams.
Me: Ok....... So who do you ship Eliza with?
Here's another picture if you forgot:

Eliza: Huh? Did I hear my name?
Me: Indeed you did. Anyway, who?
Michelle: Hmm.... Well, maybe-
Principal: STUDENTS, SHUT UPPPPPPPP WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST HERE TODAY!!! YOU KNOW HER, YOU LOVE HER, YEAH, IT'S THE MOST ADORABLE SALLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

Sally: Ha ha ha! Oh John! You don't have to be so formal! Everyone here already knows me!
WHOA WHOA WHOA, BACK IT UP.
Did she just call him, John?
Sally: Yes, students of Avrial High! We are finally having our most beloved Spirit Week! *throws confetti*
Michelle: Blah, I think some landed in my mouth.
Sally: Now for the new-comers, Spirit Week is when we dress up to show our school spirit!
Me: You mean just an excuse to play dress-up?
Sally: *Ignoring me* Now, today is Athlete day! You were supposed to dress up as an athlete or someone who enjoys activity! Now you can see, that I, did my part! *struts around*
Me: You're wearing the exact same dress. -__-
Sally: Now for those of you too stupid to tell, this is 2 cm shorter than my other one! Allowing more leg movement to do activity!
Principal: Ah yes I see! Where did you get that BEAUTIFUL dress? I need one as well!
OH MY POTATOES. DID THE PRINCIPAL JUST ASKED SALLY WHERE SHE GOT HER DRESS? {My principal is a dude, OK. Nothing against anyone, just saying} WHAT HAS THIS SCHOOL COME TOO!?!??!!?!?!!?
Sally: I'll tell you later John!
I was ready to barf then.
Sally: As you may know, today is April Fool's day!
Me: Umm.... No it's not.
Sally: April Fool's!
Principal: Oh Sally! Too much!
Me:
Sally: In serious matters, we are having an April Fool's dance today!
Students: But there was no notice, or posters! Plus, April 1st was a while ago!
Sally: That's the April Fool's part! You had no warning, and it happened unexpectedly!
Boys: SALLY! WILL YOU BE THE DATE TO THE DANCE!?!?!??!?!
Sally: Oh my!
Principal: Ah, young love.
Me: Wow. *still barfing*
Sally: Now tomorrow is nerd day! Be sure to go and NERD OUT! Now to you nerds, you just stay like that!

So right after that, we had the dance. Everyone had to rush to try make themselves look good, and get a date to the dance, and to decorate.
Right after I finished, I looked in the mirror of the bathroom for a final check, and discovered my fur has completely changed!!!

Me: OMG WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?
Sally: Don't worry, it won't stay long. But just long enough for Maze to realize how ugly and stupid you really are!
Me: UGH SALLY!!! I SHOULDA KNOWN IT WAS YOU!!!
Sally: But it wasn't me, who did it! It was your so-called "friend" Michelle!
Me: WHAT?! NO WAY! YOU MUST HAVE FORCED HER TO, OR JUST LYING!!!
Sally: I thought you would say that. Here's a photo of her doing it:
Me: . . .
Sally: Shocked?
Me: This is a picture of you taking selfies with your cat...
Sally: WHAT? *Snatches* This one:
And there she was. She was putting this powder thingy on me while I was changing.
Me: Well, you still could have forced her to do it!
???: She didn't.
I whipped my head. And there she was. I think.

Michelle: Yeah, it's me Michelle. Sally promised if I did this, I would like, totally, become a popular! Now, loser, can you like get out of my face so I can join my new BFF with her date as her winggirl! Hugs and kisses darling!
Me: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!! MICHELLE, WHY-WHAT-WAHHHHHHH
Michelle: *takes picture* LOL! This is like, totes going on PawBook!
Sally: Omigosh Michelle, PawBook was like, so 2013! Everydoggy is using Instapaw! I think hanging out with that thing for too long made you forget!
Michelle: OMIGOSH! HOW DID I LIKE, NOT NOTICE! I have been with her for like, way too long. Come on, I can't stand to lose any more pop points around her!
If you didn't know, pop points is the unsaid black market of our school. Sort of.
Pop points are basically a standard of how popular you are. More pop points, more popularity.
You can get more pop points by befriending the populars, doing something that makes you popular, or basically ditching anybody who has low pop points.
How do you know how many pop points you have?
Well, in the School Newspaper, the Daily Paw, at the very end, they have a column called, "The Bark."
It is completely unnoticeable by teachers, but it actually states each student's pop points.
"The Bark" is basically about new school events that may or may not be coming up, teachers usually brush past it and wave it off. But underneath that, is actually something else. They basically glue "the Bark" on top of every student's pop points.
I mean, how did the teachers, NOT notice that! They did such a sloppy job doing it as well!
Anyway, they come out every week so you can keep on top of your points. I used to have 56.
This is actually VERY little compared to Sally back then. She had 2038402843048204921749503820384 points. I'm not even joking.
But this week, I got 3067 points! According to the mini paragraph with it, it said, "Feel bad for Maze... I mean, he had so much opportunity! And then, this girl captured him, destroyed him, brainwashed him. I don't know how she did it, but it worked. So we reluctantly had to boost up her pop points. "
Anyway, back on track. You know that saying, "He has a slow train of thought or something potato"?
Well I don't have a train of thought. I have a potato in a broken truck.
Wait, what was I talking about? *reads back a paragraph*
OH YEAH! So then:
Me: WHY?!?!?!
Michelle: I already told you, I'm doing this for the popularity! Buh Bye Darling! Oh and bt-dubs, Sally hooked me up with Chance!
If you forgot what he looks like, here he is:

Me: Wait, I thought he was Sally's boyfriend?
Sally: Yeah but I am like totes ditching him for the GORGEOUS Maze! Anyway, we mustn't be late! Have funnn!
Michelle: Yeah! Have funnn!!!
No, I'm too late. She already became ONE OF THEMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYY
And worse, she's dating Chance, who was my original crush! I normally wouldn't be bothered by it, and cheer her on, but she joined the dark side. So this means...

WAR.

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[Coolpaw5]

Btw, author try-outs people, please finish the story soooon! I want to start grading them to see the new author for a post!

[CookieCat000]

Omg! that was epic! cant wait till next post!
Silver: an--
Me: SILVER FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME BE PACIENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silver: ok.

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