THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT'S A POTATO CHIP

[I r o n.]

Marky, sorry Idk how to get over to this post iwht out posting cause imma nood, althought I joined last year -.-

Love love so far

[my sweet piano]

Marking c: sorry for posting but I don't know how to bookmaerk...

[gacha]

le Mark ewe

[Coolpaw5]

More Fun Facts About the Potato!
Yup! More fun facts for everybody to eat up while the next post is still in process. :3

1. The Potato is not scripted. Believe it or not, I just go with it. When I write, I just put down whatever is in my head.
As you can tell, my mind is kinda weird.

2. Cassandra's name was either going to be Cassandra, or Alana.
I don't know, I like both names. o3o

3. Cassandra has great grades, but she's socially awkward.
.__. That's just like me. Lol.

4. I'm actually working on a blog right now. o3o
You shall see in the future... OoOoOOOoohHhhH

5. I'm horrible at making friends.
And no one seems to be helpful. All they do is make the situation more awkward then it could have been.

Okay, that's all for now! I think I should be releasing these from time to time. Lol. So, hope you guys don't mind the 5 fun facts and I shall see you next time!

[CookieCat000]

More Fun Facts About the Potato!
Yup! More fun facts for everybody to eat up while the next post is still in process. :3

1. The Potato is not scripted. Believe it or not, I just go with it. When I write, I just put down whatever is in my head.
As you can tell, my mind is kinda weird.

lol same with me! Scripts? They are just plain boring XD

[I r o n.]

More Fun Facts About the Potato!
Yup! More fun facts for everybody to eat up while the next post is still in process. :3

1. The Potato is not scripted. Believe it or not, I just go with it. When I write, I just put down whatever is in my head.
As you can tell, my mind is kinda weird.

lol same with me! Scripts? They are just plain boring XD

What.. I thought you said this was based on your life? .-. Okay ..

[Beyoncé]

More Fun Facts About the Potato!
Yup! More fun facts for everybody to eat up while the next post is still in process. :3

1. The Potato is not scripted. Believe it or not, I just go with it. When I write, I just put down whatever is in my head.
As you can tell, my mind is kinda weird.

lol same with me! Scripts? They are just plain boring XD

What.. I thought you said this was based on your life? .-. Okay ..

1) That was at the beginning. I don't think she joined S.H.I.E.L.D
2) Please stop spamming in the potato. Take this to the Fanclub.

[Coolpaw5]

Hey guys! So, I bet you thought that this was the net post, but NOPE! It's not! Lol.
Well, the reason why my next post was delayed for so long was because.. Drumroll please...
I was making a website for the Potato (and myself!)! (Well, also, I procrastinate a lot, so yeah)
It's not completely finished yet, so don't immediatly judge it, but I think it's done enough for it to be released.
Here's the link: Click!

And yeah. Don't worry, the next post should be up and running soon!

[Coolpaw5]

Title, Mario reference. *cough cough*
This post was worked together on this post
Oh and, btw, the game they were in was Super Mario.
Fun Fact: When ever I do a Mario voice, I end up sounding like Count Dracula. :T

So we walked to this forest. It was really exotic looking, but the weird thing is, it was snowing. Like seriously. There was like a blizzard. Put it on a mountain, give it a few singing princesses, and BAM, you got Frozen. The whole place had thorns growing all around though. o3o Weird..

Me: Hey guys!



Xura: Guys, I should probably imagine some more weapons.



Amy: How do you know something bad won't happen?
Me: Guyysssssss
Xura: Come on... Cool your beans. Chillax. It's all under control.
Amy: Okay... Then how about some swords?
Me: GUYSSSSSSSS
Xura: Pfft. Those are way too mainstream.
Amy: Are you sure? because-
All of a sudden, I got a gun in my paws. It had a picture of a potato on it! o3o Amy got a gun with a peanut on it and Xura got like a banana gun and some gravy grenades. o.O Wow, I think we got like almost every kind of diary out there. Almost. Hehe, just need a few more to complete our collection.

Me: Guys, even though-
Amy: Hey! How come I get a lame peanut gun?
Xura: Because I play a lot of Donkey Kong.
Me: GUYSSSSSS
Amy: -_- Okay... Why does Cassie get a potato gun though?
Xura: Because she's obsessed with potatoes.
Amy: What? No she's not.
I immedeiatly grabbed my Potato Chip. I knew they were planning something. >.> Sneaky, sneaky...

Me: ITS MIIIIINNEEEEEE! .... I WONT LET YOU PUT IT IN YOUR POCKETSESSSS...
Amy: O.o okay. I take it back. But a peanut gun, seriously?
Me: You guys are ignoring me...
Xura: Why don't you try shooting it?
Amy shot the gun into the tree, and then the peanut came to life and started ripping the tree bark to SHREDS. O.O

Xura: See? A giant peanut with moving nuts inside it to attack whoever you end up shooting.
Amy: this is the last thing I'm letting you imagine.
Me: You guys are still ignoring me.
Xura: Awww. Come on... It's fun. *puts dream spoon into dream ice cream*
Amy: Why do I even try? Anyway, we have to get a move on.
Me: I'm still being ignored. -3-
Amy shot it again, and it started ripping whatever she shot it to shreds. o.o

Amy: Well... It's better than nothing.
I took my potato gun out again.

Me: Does mine do that too?!
I shot it out into the sky, and it grew like 12 feet long. Meh. I've seen better guns.

Me: Oh darn it. Amy got the fun gun.
Amy: -_- ... Xura... Your imagination is messed up.
Xura: Whose Xura again?
Amy: You.
Xura: Oh yeah, right. I forgot, sorry. My diary had a bunch of blank spots for names and and no pictures.
Me: Wait. What? That's not right... *grabs diary and flips through it* That's so weird!
Xura: Yeah and I can't remember anything I read anyway.
Amy: Guess you'll have to discover it yourself. Let's keep moving.
Me: But that's boring. I have a horrible memory, so I'm supposed to remember all of this stuff.
Amy: What? I don't get what you're saying.
Me: ASDFGHJKL; THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR IGNORING ME!
Amy: .__. Right.
So we walked a little bit more until I realized a vital part of our mission.

Cassie: Wait a potatoin' minute... You haven't shown us what the banana guns and gravy grenades do yet! I BET YOU'RE KEEPING THE SECRETS FOR YOURSELF!!!!!!!!11 YOU TRAITERRRRRR ASDFGHJKL;;;
Xura: .__. Want to see?
Amy: Pass. I think we've seen enou-
Xura fired a banana gun into the trees, and multiple bananas came out of them. Then, they turned into yellow acid! (You know, like the kind you find in all of those mad scientists have in bottles with skulls in them that they have all over their lab, but never uses them and just likes them for decoration? Yeah, those kind.)

Me: That's awesome! Gravy grenades now!
Amy: Guys! We have to-
She threw the grenade into this frozen river, and it melted all of the ice, leaving a river of gravy there. o3o This is sho awesome.

Me: Wow!
Amy: Guys! Stop messing around! We have to figure out a way to get to the center of this forest.
Me: Which way do we take next?
Xura: Hey... I have an idea. We can make a gravy boat!
Me: Aren't those the little tea-pot thingies at thanksgiving which you pour gravy out on the turkey? How the potato would that help?
Xura: Remember the gravy grenade? Wellllllll... When it exploded the river thawed and most of it turned into gravy. I can imagine a gravy boat and we can go down the river.
Amy: I don't know. Your imagination is... Unstable.
Xura: Pssh. Come on, relax. Live a little.
Me: Yeah! What's wrong with a little crazy thinking?
A boat appeared like, POOF. And we all hopped in. We started paddling down the gravy river, when...

Xura: See Amy? nothing to worry about.
???: Yup. It's all smooth sailing.
Me: O.O who said that?
???: Your mom.
Me: Xura, I'm starting to hate all this mind sass your giving me.
Xura: It's not me... Who are you mysterious voice that speaks from the awkward dream part of my mind?
???: Don't you know? I'm the gravy boat.
Amy: You speak?
Boat: Yup. English, Spanish, French, and gibberish. What are you jellybeans doing here? Don't you know an evil poison has undertook this land?
Me: Yeah! And we're gonna stop it with weapons >:D
Xura: You remind me of someone. I swear, they had like the same reaction to weapons. It's on the tip of my tongue. Hmmm...
Me: ???
Boat: Ok. Just be careful. I can tell that we're almost to the stopping point of the river.
So then we started small talk with the gravy boat. Ahh, just a regular Thursday afternoon. Floating down a gravy river, with your friend and a possible-killer, talking to a gravy tea-pot thing. I enjoy normal days like this to distract me from my crazy world.

Amy: I don't know how much more of your mind I can take.
Me: I like this place.
Xura: I think my brain is annoying. We're jellybeans? Who calls dogs, jellybeans?
Right after she said that, a plant on the right of us shriveled up and died. o.o

Me: PLANT KILLER!
Amy: Say something bad about your imagination again...
Xura: Why? ... Okay. Uh... I think this place is kinda creepy.
Another plant died.

Me: YOUR KILLINGGGG DEM!!!
Amy: You have to say only positive things about your imagination. It's what keeps this place bright and alive.
Xura: .-. Fineee... I don't like-
Amy slapped her hand across Xura's mouth. I'm more partial to using Potatoes myself, but I guess, whatever floats your gravy-boat.

Amy: Stop saying bad things about it!
We got off the stop, paid the toll, and walked in. We were walking for like, hours. I could feel the sun glaring on me (Even though it was snowing, and freezing cold) and the taste of sand dried my mouth. (which was weird, because you were no where near sand.) I knew I had to do something to survive.

Amy: Ugh, Xura, couldn't you have imagined a cheaper admission fee?
Xura: How am I supposed to do that?!?
Me: ARE WE THERE YETTT?
Amy: Cassie, it's only been 30 seconds.
Me: But nothing exciting is happeningggggg!!! In these kinds of diaries, something exciting happens every 10 seconds!!!
She shook her head, and then we entered through these 2 really tall trees. Then, we became 2D. o.O

Me: Well... This is interesting.
Then, a dude ran up to us. He had a red hat and a BIG mustache. He kind of reminded me of a plumber. o.O



Xura: Excuse me!
The man stopped in his tracks.

Xura: Who are you?
The man: It's a me, Mario!
Me: OMIGOSH MARIO IS IN YOUR BRAIN?!!!!!
Xura: Whose Mario? Is he famous or something?
Amy: I heard he's a-
Me: Super duper popular amazing and awesome gaming character that is from Nintendo!
Xura: I remember! He's Mario and he has a brother named Luigi and he's always saving the princess. The bad guys really like her a lot. I used to play this game all the time.., but I can't remember who I played it with.
Mario: If your all a' done a' talking I have to save Dream Matthew from the poison gas Bowser.
Xura: Dream Matthew?
Me: Bowser's in here too?!
Mario: How about a' you a join me? I could use some help.
Me: Well we have to get to-
Amy covered my mouth. With her hand! HER HAND! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!?!? SHE DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO USE A POTATO!

Amy: Cassie! Matthew is a huge part of her memory. He's her brother.
Me: No way! Really?
Amy: Yes!
Xura: Well. Should we go with him?
Me & Amy: Yes!
Xura: ... O.o ... okay... Alright Mario! We'll go with you.
Then, my potato gun disappeared, and in it's place, was a flower. THAT CAN NOT REPLACE THE LOSS OF THE POTATO GUN!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYY

Me: MY POTATO GUNNNN *sobs*
Then my flower had a potato picture at the center at it.

Me: OMIGOSH It's a POTATO FLOWER!
I touched the flower, and I shot flaming potatoes out of my finger tips. OuO

Me: I love this. This is... Potato Perfection.
They all touched their flowers and got plain old fireballs. Hah! Mine are like, 10 times better.

Mario: Let's a' go!
So then we followed him on those really stupid long swirly tracks from Mario that forces you to go to a level each turn, and we got to the first dot, indicating, it was the first level.

Mario: Okay, we a' have to be a' careful, ja?
Me: Dude, why did you turn German all of a sudden?
Mario: ??? Please do elaborate.
Me: o.O Never mind, lead the way.
So we were following him in those ANNOYING paths, until we got to this castle.

Mario: We have to a' go into the castle and a' save a' Matthew! *weird Mario voice that I'm pretty sure no one in the world actually has*
Xura: So this so called Jellybean, named, "Matthew" is a part of the key to get back my memories?
Mario: Yup!
Amy: So how do we get in? The gates have like massive locks on them.
Mario: It's a' simple to open these gates. You just have to a' stand on a' the circle in a' front of them.
Me: You mean that dot that is suspiciously on the ground?
Mario: That's the one!
So I stepped on it, and the locks poofed away, and we walked in. There was lava in pits in the ground, and you have to hop from platform to platform to not get burned.

Amy: We should take some safety precautions.
Mario: It's a' simple! You just try not to a' die! *hop hop*
So he went through everything in one go (show-off >.>). And was waiting for us while we went really slowly.

Mario: This is a' boring. I'll meet up with a' you later. *walks ahead*
Then, this wall behind us forced us ahead, and we slipped off of the platforms.

Xura: OWWWWW
Me: POTATOESSS
Amy: *hiss*
Then, we were immediately in these giant bubbles and were floating above Mario. He jumped up and popped us.

Me: What the potato was that wall!?
Mario: Well, the tv screen wasn't a' big enough for me to a' go on, so they a' had to force you guys, so you a' all died!
Amy: e.e Tv screen?
Mario: Yup!
Xura: o.O We're on tv?
Mario: I a' guess you could say that.
Xura: But, we were in this forest like, 10 minutes ago.
Mario: If you a' continue going, you a' should get a' Matthew, and turn a' back.
Xura: .__. That has nothing to do with what I said.
Me: So why were we in giant bubbles?
Mario: So I a' can pop a' you!
Me: .__. Fair enough.
So with 2 minutes of laughing and bonding, followed immediately with hours of rage, we finally made it to the final boss room! Yayyy.. e.e

Mario: We're a' here!
Xura: Ugh, I got burned so many times.
Me: I got burned twice as much, and that's because you pushed me in!
Xura: For the last time, I was no where near you when you slipped in the lava!
Me: I DIDN'T SLIP, YOU PUSHED ME!
Xura: NO I DIDN'T-
Amy: Guys, I had enough fighting with the rage moments, can we please just get this over with?
Mario: We a' just to have to a' beat the final boss!
Me: Umm... Who exactly is the final bo-
There was a cackle in the air, and I saw a turtle riding a broom, sprinkling rainbow magic all over us.

Me: Hey, this isn't bad for a final boss!
Xura: Think again.
Suddenly, a giant turtle came in. And by giant, I mean, he could squish me with his foot, and think he stepped on a fly that couldn't fly. He was guarding this door which had green gases coming out. He had green fumes around his body, and b.o. if I do say so myself.

Me: O.O UMMMM.....
Xura: I think I saw him before... Somewhere...
Amy: He's just a giant turtle. Let's just shoot him. *aims gun*
Mario: Well, you kind of a' have to a' jump on his a' head, or else it does nothing but a' hurt a' you.
Amy: What? Why? Why don't you just shoot him?
Mario: I don't make the a' rules, I just a' follow them. Just a' bop him on the head and a' we can get a' Matthew.
Xura: But we can't jump that high!
Mario: o3o Not my a' problem. *jumps like 20 feet in the air, then double jumps*
Me: e.e Wow. Hey Xura, why don't you just make it so we can jump really high?
Xura: Sure. *jumps like 40 feet in the air*
Amy: I don't think this is a good idea... *bounces*
Me: IT'S LIKE WE'RE IN A BOUNCY HOUSEEEE WHEEEEEEEEEE
So we all just kind of hopped around while the turtle started dancing disco or something.

Amy: He's not dancing.
Me: WHAT?! But, he's spinning around!!!
Amy: e.e He's trying to attack us. Look at the spikes on his back.
Xura: Have we even jumped on his head once yet?
Then Mario just went and bounced on his head, (show-off >.>) and the turtle jumped away. o3o

Xura: So... Now what?
Mario: We go through those a' doors!
We opened the doors and inside was Toad.

Toad: Matthew is not in this Castle!
Mario: O.-
Toad: He's outside!
Everyone: -_-;
So, we walked outside and there was Matthew. Wait, why the heck did we even go inside if he was just waiting outside?

Matthew: You rescued me!!! And Dream Xura too?! Wow, you're great Mario. I should hang out with you more.
Mario: Your a' welcome!
Xura: Hold on a minute, he didn't rescue me. And I'm the real Xura not the dream one and-
Me: EXCUUSSEEE ME! Mario rescued you?! What are we- chopped liver? We went through a deadly castle and defeated an evil turtle guy, which admittedly Mario did that, to save your tail! I think some credit is deserved here. Look how much my tail is burned- ITS BLACK.
Mario: Whatever.
Me: DID YOU JUST SAY-
Amy brutally grabbed my Potato, and started smacking me in the face with it. -3-

Amy: GET YOURSELF TOGETHER!
Matthew: Soooo... Do you remember me, Xura?
Xura: Not really.
Matthew: Is there something I'm supposed to do or say to make you remember?
Xura: How would I-
Matthew: Oh yeah! There is. Dream Xura was telling me something about this. She said there's a codeword for everyone in case your memory is being erased and this whole crazy scenario that's happening right now happens.
Me: That's a really confusing sentence. *rubs cheek* Eesh, that dog- err, jellybean, really know how to use a potato...
Matthew: I think that the code word was something I really like to eat...
Xura: Why would I remember something you like to eat? I don't even know who you-
Matthew: Oh! That's right, it's Nutella!
Xura: Matthew! I remember you!
Matthew: Yay! Let's save the rest of your mind now...
Xura: That might be a good idea.
Me: .__. That was stupidly simple.
Amy: This post has gone on long enough. Let's just do that and call it a day.
Me: Meehhhhh fine.
Soooooo yeah. We decided to camp out for the night as it instantly became nightime right after we came out of the castle. So, I'm writing this post now. Lol. o3o So, yeah. I wonder what dark and weird part of Xura's mind are we seeing next.

. . .

That's a weird sentence.

[spooky,]

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