Dear Noobcake by Xialburg (Updates Every Other Weekend)

[The Owl]

Bump~

[amithethird]

OMG Emrr is funny when he's crazy XD XD

[~Razzle~]

MOARRRR!

[~Ktalinfadri~]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR! MOAR! WE DEMAND MOAR!!!!

[The Owl]

Guys, Al's only human. She(?) can only write when she has time, and now since school's started, she wont hae as much time to write anymore. Yes, we do all loe this, but we have to wait until she has time.

[~Razzle~]

We know, buts its so gooood!


((Oh, yeah, Al's a girl.))

[~Ktalinfadri~]

Waiting... is... so.. HARD!!!!!!!! It's so amazing!
I'ma stalk Al now.

[MissRose]

This is so good! I can't wait to read more.

[Al the Dalek]

Why yes. I am female. I wasn't going to do this, but to heck with it. I am grounded from computertechnologies for who knows how long (stupid Spanish with homework I keep losing D:) and let me tell you, posting on iPod is hard. But since I lub you all, I am going to do it again anyway. Enjoy.

Dear Noobcake,

I am not revisiting a mental hospital anytime soon. No matter how spicy or whatever my name tastes(?!) to Emrr. Beauty can be all sad she wants, but I don't really think he'll be okay any time soon.
Schools starting soon. Surprised? Don't be. Our summer break lasts about the amount of time we get off for the holidays. And that's barely three weeks. It's totally suckish.
Booooooooooooo.
Gothie is sort of in a pickle. You see, the not-Gothie did all this stuff like wreck Heidi's car, break into prison, yadda yadda yadda. The real Gothie never did that, and if there's one thing Gothie's good at, it's being stubborn. So he is refusing to do his community service. I can get that. He never did anything to earn it.
Yeah.
It won't end well.
While me and Purna were at my mom's house, she told us she's found work at a local lab that researches.
What else do labs do?!
Anyway, it made me a little nervous. When we were cornered by Keiah, Metallic, and 00121, they told us something. Something I didn't want to hear.
My dad was a pilot. And he transported those three wolves from lab to lab. It makes me sick, wondering if my dad really did that.
It's like having someone eat your hamster, and they tell you.
It sucks and whatnot, but you're not sure if what was them or your neighbors, who are immigrants from kitty kat land.
Could that even happen?
Hmm.
But you know. At least my mom has a job now.
You know what's awesome about having a tiny little (not)brother? Jr. will do anything I say. I can get him to get me snacks as long as I make sure to say the magic spell. You know, the magic spell that keeps the living Axon Plushies from eating Jr. It has to be done every night.
Haha. Should I feel bad about tricking a small pup?
I don't.
...I feel dirty.
You know what SUCKS about having a tiny little (not)brother?
Babysitting duty.
Rainbowy and Greenbutt were going out. Which means ME, as the older brother, get to hang out (aka watch Jr.'s every move) and watch him. I'm not allowed to leave the house or ANYTHING.
I mean, he's fourteen! He could do it! My mom said she started babysitting and being left alone when she was twelve!!!
But noooooo.
Rainbowy, as she was leaving the door, answered my question. "Purna has a disease," she said. "It makes him slightly less smart."
That was not cool, so I came up with my best comeback. "Whyyyyyy~yyyyy?"
As she was shutting the door, Rainbowy rolled her eyes and said, "Dont worry. Even adult wolves have it. It's called being male."
That's not cool. Greenbutt thought so too because I heard through the door, "Hey!"
Not cooooool. My fake dad was agreeing with me!
I just used not cool three times. For now.
Dang.
When I see ABC again he-I mean she's going to eat me.
Please don't let her read this...

Seeya later Nooncake.
I mean Nootcake.
Sorry, Soobcake.
Aaaaaaaagh.
That's it! The next time Purna writes this I am going to eat him! He made me look like an idiot.
Bye, NOOBCAKE.

[average]

*Squeak*