Ugh... Where the blueberry am I? ~Me
I woke up to the sound of some car engine. There were nothing besides me except for completely brown stuff. I touched it gently. Cardboard.
What the... Am I in a box? ~Me
I figured that I was in a car. The car suddenly jumped, lifting me up into the air.
AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! ~Me
Oh darn it, she woke up! ~Voldemort
AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! *Kicks box* ~Me
The box tumbled off the seat with me in it, and I accidentally bumped my head. Ouchie. *Rubs*
Ugh, why do I have to do everything?! ~Voldemort
I felt something like a band stretching across the box. I guess Voldemort strapped the box with a seatbelt.
LEMME OUT!!! ~Me
Fine. Taegan, give me the scissors! ~Voldemort
Voldemort started cutting the top of the box and pulled me out. The second after my paws were out he pawcuffed me.
Oh come on. You don't trust me?! ~Me
Nope, not really. ~Voldemort
Ugh. ~Me
I looked at the front seat and found Koshi, asleep. Taegan was driving. We were going through a dark forest or something similar like that.
Where are we going? ~Me
We're going to a pick-up at the building in front of us. *Points with wing* Then we leave on a private jet and arrive in Owleen manor. I'll send you to a foster home after that, and for Koshi... *smirks* ~Voldemort
Why will you need to send me to a foster home? I have a family back in Snowtown. ~Me
You'll spill the secrets, and send detectives to go after me. ~Voldemort
I didn't think of that before... Well thanks for giving me the hint! ~Me
*Facewing* ~Voldemort
---1 MINUTE LATER---
Are we there yet? ~Me
No. ~Voldemort
---30 SECONDS LATER---
Are we there yet? ~Me
No. ~Voldemort
---10 SECONDS LATER---
Are we there yet? ~Me
No. Taegan, drive faster. ~Voldemort
Aye aye, master. (wut) ~Taegan
---5 SECONDS LATER---
ARE WE THERE YEEEEEEEET?! ~Me
NO! Be patient, man! ~Voldemort
I'm female. ~Me
*Facewing* ~Voldemort
Where are the others? Aurora and Hannah? ~Me
Oh, I tied them up and left them in the basement. Someone will find them eventually... ~Voldemort
You know, this sounds like one of the detective movies I watched. ~Me
Except that there's not gonna have a happy ending. ~Voldemort
o.o ~Me
'-' ~Voldemort
o.o ~Me
'-' ~Voldemort
.__. ~Me
.__. ~Voldemort
.____. ~Me
._____. ~Voldemort
.______. ~Me
>_< ~Voldemort
YESH I WON ~Me
Won what? ~Voldemort
Le staring contest! :3 ~Me
*Rolls eyes*Lame. ~Voldemort
Hey Voldy! ~Me
Don't call me that. ~Voldemort
Fine, Voldey. How old are you? ~Me
Like 18? ~Voldemort
Well, in the original Harry Potter, Voldemort is like, 30 years old. ~Me
*Rolls eyes* I'm not evil. ~Voldemort
I can tell that's a lie. ~Me
*Rolls eyes again* ~Voldemort
You know, it hurts if you roll your eyes a lot of times. ~Me
That's... interesting. ~Voldemort
. . . ~Me
So, can we be quiet for a few minutes, like when we get there? ~Voldemort
No. BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES ~Me
STOP! ~Voldemort
BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES BLUEBERRIES BLU--- Okay. ~Me
Good. ~Voldemort
So, uh, are we there yet? ~Me
. . . No. ~Voldemort
I thought the trip is short. ~Me
We need a place big enough for a private jet to land and take off, right? ~Voldemort
False. It works better underground. ~Me
*Shrugs* Same effect. ~Voldemort
The car jerked to a stop and sent me flying. For some weird reason I did NOT had my seatbelt on.
EEEKK! *Bumps onto seat cushion* ~Me
Ugh. Taegan! *Glares at Taegan* ~Voldemort
Sor-ee... ~Taegan
*Mutters something that he thinks no one can hear him but I can hear him clearly* Ugh, morons these days... ~Voldemort
Sir, I'm not a moron. ~Taegan
You don't apologize to a prisoner, like that's the worst evil mistake ever made on the whole evil records. ~Voldemort
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA, WHOA WHOA WHOA, WHAT?! One, no no no I'm not a prisoner, I have been one just a few weeks ago but I'm not doing something like that ever again, like ever! Two, YOU JUST ADMITTED THAT YOU'RE EVIL, WHEN YOU SAID YOU'RE NOT A FEW DIALOGUES BACK! LIAR LIAR WINGS ON FIRE ~Me
Shut up. ~Voldemort
Why should I? You absolutely cannot lie to peep like me, just because I. Remember. Every. Single. Word. You. Says. And. Records. Them. Down. On a book. Remember that in your brain and never forget it. ~Me
So talkative... ~Voldemort
Huh? What should I say about you? How about... so un-talkative! Hey that's right, you're un-talkative! You know, life is full of words and if you don't use them, you'll waste them! ~Me
. . . ~Voldemort
And the only reason why I'm blabbering is to waste time and try to take off these pawcuffs! Just because. C: ~Me
You know you can't take the pawcuffs off unless I say the password... ~Voldemort
Oh. ~Me
And the password is owl! ~Voldemort
*Takes off pawcuffs* Yay, thankies! ~Me
WHAT NO NO NO NO NO!!! UGH WHY AM I SO DUMB ~Voldemort
-3- Because you can? ~Me
That's like, the worst comeback of all comebacks. ~Taegan
I don't consider that as a comeback. ~Me
*Puts tape over my mouth which I have no idea where he got it from* Better. ~Voldemort
hut e bubrry?! ~Me
(Btw, that was 'what the blueberry'.)
Okay, more working, less talking! ~Voldemort
I DNT WNN GU CHU E ET! (I don't wanna go to the jet) ~Me
Well, you have to. Taegan, let's hurry. The girl's gonna wake up soon. ~Voldemort
I can't explain what happened afterwards in dialogue, because I still had tape over my mouth that time, and Voldemort and Taegan were being extremely quiet about the whole thing. Koshi was asleep.
We entered the building (which was surprisingly tall) and went to the top on an elevator. It didn't took long, but there were around 60 floors on the building, which is like twice as tall as an apartment! When we reached the top, I saw clouds swirling around us, and a jet sat in the middle. It wasn't dusty or anything, so that states that lots of people (or just Voldemort and Taegan personally) uses it.
The jet was small, smaller than Hiddens'. In fact, there were only four seats, no sofa, no drinks or snacks, no HD TV. Just plain seats and a driver's control thingy.
*Rips off tape* This. Is. Booooring. ~Me
*Shrugs* It's the best we have. Right, Taegan? ~Voldemort
Right. ~Taegan
Okay, is it just me, or are the owls' names really uninspired and unoriginal?
Okay, buckle your seat belt, blue dog. It's gonna be a bumpy ride. ~Voldemort
I was gonna say something like My name's not blue dog, but I didn't want to go through unwanted torture, so I did as told.
Oh, silly me, you can't unbuckle it later on. ~Voldemort
~Me
I was tricked! Ugh, I'm so foolish aren't I?! I glanced at Koshi, wondering how did she sleep through all the noises.
Hmpf, and now I will ruin the Fluffypaws family! ~Voldemort
Voldemort flicked his wing and Koshi started shaking her head slowly, looking confused.
Huh? Where am I? ~Koshi
OH MY BLUEBERRIES KOSHI YOU FINALLY WOKE UP ~Me
Welcome back, Koshi Fluffypaws. ~Voldemort
o.o You! I'm not letting you change me! ~Koshi
You can't do anything to me. ~Voldemort
I tried to reach for Koshi, but the seat belt was too tight. Voldemort started chanting a random spell (or maybe it's not so random after all), and Koshi started screaming. There must be something happening to her, but there was a blade of light that started hurting me, so I had to close my eyes. Even with my eyes shut tight, I could still see the red light.
When the light died out, I finally opened my eyes. Voldemort looked pleased, smirking evily. I looked around for Koshi, but she was no where to be seen. On the seat sat a girl that looked nothing like Koshi.
((Author's Note: Sorry this pic looks big. Something went wrong with screenshotting on my computer.))
EEEEEEEEEEKKK STRANGER. WHAT. HAVE. YOU. DONE. TO. KOSHI?! ~Me
Huh? *Looks down* What the... ~Koshi
I then realized that the girl was Koshi, just that she transformed. A second time.
Oh well. Well, she looks nice. :3 (Good news!)
But she didn't look happy. (Bad news)
And it's dishonor to her family. (Super bad news)
Koshi! You look nice! *Air hugs since I'm still strapped to the chair* ~Me
Thanks? I don't know what my family will say about this though... ~Koshi
Don't say that. Even though purple is not the new black, you can explain everything to them. I'm sure they'll understand. ~Me
Sure. *Walks over to me and hugs* ~Koshi
*Breaks romantic moment* Hey, we're not being moody here. ~Voldemort
*Whispers to Koshi* We can skydive from here... ~Me
Are you insane? We don't have the proper equipment to do that! ~Koshi
Do what? ~Voldemort
*Duck face* Nothing. : P *Whispers to Koshi* It's okay. Let's do it. ~Me
Sure. *Shrugs* ~Koshi
There were no doors in this jet (very unsafe), so it's easy for us to jump. I grabbed a pair of scissors (I have no idea when did I get that) and cut the seat belt. It took a while, but Voldemort did NOT notice.
Koshi was ready to jump. I leaned towards her, peering down at the ground. It was... pretty safe. There were at least 20 meters of snow down there.
BYE VOLDEY! *Jumps* ~Me
Yeah, bye. Whatevs. *Jumps* ~Koshi
*Turns around* WHAT?! COME BACK! ~Voldemort
AAAAAAAAAAHHH I'M FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!! HELP MEH!!! ~Me
Of course you're falling. We're skydiving! This is actually kinda fun. Except for the fact that my dress is flying, of course. FASHION DISASTER!!! ~Koshi
*Rolls eyes* I think we should care about dying. We're. Almost. There. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH ~Me
I plunged into the snow, with Koshi following.
OMIGOSH, COLD COLD COLD COLD COLD COLD COLD ~Me
What? It's not super cold, but okay, let's go. ~Koshi
She's the master of calmness
I pulled out of the snow and grabbed Koshi's paw. I flew all the way back to Koshi's home. It was hard, especially with Koshi dragging me, but I managed it! It's a miracle
No one was at Koshi's home when we arrived there. The lights were out. I thought Hannah and Aurora went to sleep already, but then I remembered what Voldemort said: He tied them up at the basement.
We need to go to the basement! Give me the keys! ~Me
Why? ~Koshi
Voldemort told me that he tied Aurora and Hannah in the basement. ~Me
What the heck... Fine. *Grabs keys from private locker on a desk* Here. *Hands keys* ~Koshi
Thanks! *Runs down stairs* ~Me
Okay, running down the stairs was NOT a good idea. I almost tripped and fell snout-down the rest of the stairs! Well good thing I didn't.
When I unlocked the door, I saw Aurora and Hannah sitting in the corner, bounded and gagged, and guess who I saw as well?
VOLDEMORT
Miss me? ~Voldemort
H-how did you come? ~Me
Teleportation, of course. Now, hand over Koshi, and I'll give you the antidote. ~Voldemort
What do you mean? ~Me
They're poisoned. If you hand Koshi over, I'll save them. ~Voldemort
Leah! ~Koshi
Koshi ran down the stairs frantically.
Okay, Voldemort. I'll go with you. Just save my friends. ~Koshi
MMM!!! *Shakes head* ~Hannah
So do we have a deal? ~Voldemort
MMM MMM!!! *Shakes head* ~Aurora
I figured what Hannah and Aurora said.
*Whispers to Koshi* Don't do it. ~Me
But my friends... ~Koshi
They're not poisoned. If they are, they'll be infected by now, but they're completely normal. Maybe the 'antidote' is poison. ~Me
You have a point. *Turns to Voldemort* No. ~Koshi
Hmpf! Tricky little dogs! *Jumps out of window* Maybe I can't deal with you guys now. But... I might come back later... *Flies away* ~Voldemort
Koshi and I untied Aurora and Hannah right after Voldemort left.
Whew! Good gracious you figured what we meant. ~Hannah
Yeah, we're not poisoned at all. ~Aurora
Uh huh... OMIGOSH KOSHI!!! ~Hannah
It took a few minutes to explain what happened to her, but later on, we're cool.
So, we're good now, right? ~Me
*Nods* ~Hannah
Yep. *Smiles* ~Aurora
It's been a pretty bizarre sleepover... *Checks clock* Whoa, it's 10:30 already. Let's sleep. ~Koshi
We went back to Koshi's room, and Belle and the other pets was asleep already. After cleaning up the food and getting warm blankets out, we were ready to sleep.
*Yawns* Good night everydoggy! ~Hannah
Yup! See you guys tomorrow! ~Aurora
Byeee... ~Me
Sweet dreams! *Turns off light* ~Koshi
And yeah, I went to sleep and dreamed about blueberry waffles. The next day was pretty boring, so I'm not gonna tell you about that. Well, I'll write in you on Monday, Blueberry! Yeah, goodnight! Don't let the blueberry monsters eat you! Because, you know, they eat ink so you won't have anything left, and then you'll be a plain, boring book, and...
This is boring.
BELLE!!! You know what, let's sleep. Goodnight!
@Hiii MH0 +urn3) 0ff +H3 |_!GH+$ ?!?!
Whoops, sorry about that. Belle turned off the lights too early. Well, goodnight!
Yeah, bye Belle fans!
Psh, no one likes you.
No, lots of people adore me.
OKAY BYE BLUEBERRY! SWEET DREAMS AND DON'T DREAM ABOUT BELLE!
Meanie >:U
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