Dear Journal (The Diary Of An (Almost) Normal Dog.)

[Simpleprincess]

More please!

[ZombiePoodle]

Dear Bob,

After the partay, I am like, exausted.
Terrible right?
Cha.
My friends cornered me after the pie throwing, demanding to know 'what happened!?'
He he hehehe...

And then, while I stayed late to help everyone clean up, Tyler came up to me and wanted to talk.
Uh oh.
But it was nothing really, mostly an excuse to stop cleaning for a bit.
He thought it was cool, the pie thing, and came up with the idea that I was in league with my mother, to make it happen.
What? Me? In league with that monster?
But I think he's found out that we don't hate eachother.
I mean, the closet thing that I wrote in you in the beginning?
Yeah, whoops.
But he doesn't mind that, but he did tell me never to throw pies at him if he did anything wrong. What did he mean by that? I think he was going to say more, but that little brother of his, Laek, came up. The little puppy was devestated, paws on face, and he accused me, the 'nice icecream girl' of 'going to the dark side' right after accusing Tyler of turning me against him.
Okay, now read this VERY sarcasticaly:
Ugh, pups.
I mean like really? Their brains are sooo slooow, I'm already on the dark side baby!
So I was like, "Yeah Tyler, um, you are mean. I mean, mean. And don't give me some lame excuse, like, 'oh my friends were laughing so I did too' You shouldn't have laughed at Laek, he's just a pup. A good brother would have bought him another cone." I stood up, interupting Tyler as he began to defend himslef from my accusations, "Must go clean, or my mom will kill me. That was our deal."
I started away, and heard Tyler calling after me "Carmen, that was his fifth icecream cone! FIFTH, why would I get him another!?"
OMG that pup can eat.
Anyways...cleaning was boooring, and then I was making those yummy cookies...now I'm in bed, so GOODNIGHTYNIGHT.

~CAR

[~Night and Darkness~]

[ZombiePoodle]

Dear Bob,

The weekend sucked.
Nothing happened.
Oh, unless you count this really wierd dream where some unicorns decided that my fur was hay, and then they barfed it back out, so it was all rainbow-y. And then they mutated into some kinda lizard like things with wings. They roasted me, and somehow I watched while I was turned over, tied to a stick. They sang some odd campfire songs and I escaped when they while they were fighting over who got the 'drumsticks'. Eugh. My wild imagination is very demeaning.
Ughm, hold on Bob, I have to look something up on wiki.

Oh...hehe, I know what dragons are.
I just...wanted to make sure.

I got to school this morning.
In my class of 27 dogs, plus the teacher, which would be...ummm...28? Yeah, 28.
13 dogs were gone. One of them being the teacher.
So we had a sub.

Ian and Tosha are both sick, so I'm in my oak, hoping that I don't catch anything.
Yeash...I'm bored.
I brought some homework out here with me but...well, I don't feel like finnishing it.
I do have a sience book though...might be fun to read.
Let's see...anti-gravity.

Ten minutes later...

Omg, this is a good book. Impossible to put down.

Yeah, no.
That was a terrible pun/joke.
You didn't even get it did you?
This is what bordom does to young minds.

Okay, don't kill me...but this guy just drove his car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes Bendz.
Ahaha.
I AM LOSING IT.

Ooh, look--A rabbit.
Cute.
Oh, no. There it goes.

Let's see.
Let's play iSpy.

iSpy something green and shaped like a leaf.
OMG how the heck did you know I was talking about a leaf?
That was so hard.
Like, seriously.

Okay, uSpy something small and striped. And rodent-like?
A chipmunk?
YES! I knew it!

Okay, iSpy something tall and stalkery. Creamy and dog-like.
What? No it's not a scary stalker dog watching me.
OMG wait----
I think it is.

~_@(__~%(_@^4

Okay, really, do I even have to tell you that I broke my pencil?

Anyways there's some creepy guy watching me behind the trees. I would scream for help 'cept he might have a weapon. Something like a tazer or chinese throwing stars. Maybe he'll have something dangerous like a...a...a stick.
If he's a ninja, a stick could do some real damage.

Omai, those snakes are scary. And that bird...
Umggmh, are those shamrocks growing out of him? Most likely just tied into his fur...I hope.

I think I'm going to make a break for it.
Unless he's just a action figure of my run away imagination.
Then I should probably go say hi.
Although...I don't think I want to take any chances. For all I know, I could say hi and give him my paw to shake and he'll bite it off.
Yikes.
And his snakes could turn into dragons fighting over my drumsticks.
Ehehehe.
I think I'mma run now.
Wish me luck Bobby.

So I run.
OMG he's chasing me.
So I yell back at him, (yes I'mmm writeing while running---)
!#_&^(#
"I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me."
And then I trip and fall to the ground laughing.
Oh shoot. I have to stand up now Bob.

~CAR

[Simpleprincess]

lol

[~Night and Darkness~]

lol she so lost it!

[ZombiePoodle]

Dear---!@^*$)

Anyways, wazzup?
Nothing much here, just hiding in some thick bushes.
Oh man is mama gona freak when she see's all these burs I've caught.
Hmmm, no sign of that freaky dude.
He just like...dissapeared.
Well, not really (dur) but he seems to have stoped looking for me.
Dun dun dun.
Okay, now I'm just bored.
And I can't think of any puns.
I mean I can, but then you'll have to like...take me to a crazy farm or something.
I don't want to take them chances.
No seriously, *pushes chances away*, keep them to yourself.
Was that a pun?
Prolly a bad one...if it was?
Aggrrhh.
OMG What's Tyler doing here?
He totaly just scared me, I thought that DUDE had come back.
Lol now he's looking at me funny because I keep writing stuff down.
And looking back at him.
And writing more stuff down.
UUUU
OMG he just put his paw on you.
Oh, he wants to talk.
I shall write was he says.

"Hey."
(that was him)
"H-hey."
"Are you okay? You're shaking real bad."
"Ummnn? Yeah. Hunky-dory." (what does that even mean? It's like...old people talk or something...)
"Uuuh, why are you writing in that thing? Are you practicing being a therapist or somthin?"
"Ooooh, sure. So tell me Tyler, how has you're day gone? Have you felt depressed lately? Oh, yes. You may be going crazy, especialy if you've been seeing things like me. Yes, I'm a crazy therapist lady. Ahahaaha! I have dragons who want to eat me! Spazmatic bad puns are a symptom of crazyness. Tell me, are you crazy like me? Do you see stalker dogs with pythons??" I ended with my eyeball practicaly glued to his.
"Wow, are you sure you're okay?"
"Oh. My. Gosh. Did you not just hear anything I SAID?"
"Yeah, you think you're crazy. But I don't think you're crazy, unless you count being crazy for thinking you're crazy."
"You hurt my mind." I announce.
"How 'bout we get you home?"
"Uhhh, not untill that creepy guy leaves." I point over Tyler's shoulder to where the stalker dude appeared again.
"Yeah, maybe you are going crazy."
I took his head in my paws and turned it untill he was looking over his shoulder at the...DUDE.
"Uhhhh..."
"Tell me he's not there." I plead to Tyler.
WHAT? Who says I cannot write at tense moments? I am like...the writing at tense moment queen!
Oh...I think we might have to run...and I kinda fell last time, so tiem to put you away.

~CAR

[~Night and Darkness~]

Creepy dude

[ZombiePoodle]

No no no...
Creepy DUDE.
^^

[~Night and Darkness~]

lol XD