Dear Journal (The Diary Of An (Almost) Normal Dog.)

[Huskyflower]

Omg, I just realized a typo in my previous entry...it says

Anyways, I'm getting ready for the dance, going to wear this really pretty dress, it looks like a squid dancing with a fish crossed with this one that this human is wearing
Isn't it so pretty?

For some reason it says 'like a fish crossed with' da da da da...pfftt...


I is currently being plagued by writers block...sorry, I'll try to come up with something soon...

Haha, that's just an April Fool's Day joke. Some words you type are changed. Like a.v.a.t.a.r. is avatar and stuff like that :3
Edit: Whoa, more things were changed than I thought. This is fun ^^

[~Night and Darkness~]

I know like whats up with the avatars

[ZombiePoodle]

Oh, lol.
Thanks ^^

Dear Bob,

Okay, I have to make this short because I'm on a secret spy mission that requires me to bake some cookies.
Yes, I am a secret cookie-baking spy.
I mean, who can resist one of my home-baked snickerdoodle or chocolate chip cookies?
Right?
Back on topic, I haven't created the topic yet.
Okay, so the dance...went awesome.
But now I have to go before I burn my cookies.
So at least I gave you something to think about.
How awesome did it go?
You'll read.
Lol
iFail

~CAR
PS. Haha, journals can't have cookies! :p

Aggghhh, writers block sucks...

[~Night and Darkness~]

Awwwww the journal should have cookies I love snickerdoodle cookies

[ZombiePoodle]

Dear Bob,

Okiedokie, back to what happened at the dance.
I said it turned out awesome right?
Right.
So what happened was I totaly caught Nick off-gaurd. I shoved the cell-phone in his face, and he was all like, "oh, hey you found my phone!" and I was all like "yeah, and guess what else?" he was like "yeah, what?" then I thunked him on the head and jumped up on the stage, drgging him behind me.
You know what happened next?

So I saw a couple of the names on his phone were from this school.
Idiot.
I mean, he's not very smart huh?
So, know how my mother is principle right? Well, she set aside a bit of stage time for me and the announcer was like (yeash. I say 'was like' too much) but he was like,

And now, a special announcement from Carmen Verimn!

Dun dun dun.
lol they really played some dramatic music like that.
So I got up on stage, and was a bit frightened at first, and almost forgot what I was going to say with everyone's eyes on me.
But then I took a deep breath and stepped up to the mic.
"So, who loves pie?"
I saw a bunch of guys and some girls, they were all like "me!" jumping up and down, then I said,
"So who loves pie throwing?"
Just about everybody was saying "me, I do!" and jumping around.
"Alright, can I have Kristine Algo, Rella Smit and Jamie White come to the stage please?"
Two girls and Rella came up with confused faces.
Nick was a bit confused too, he seemed a little edgy, maybe he'd noticed that all three of his 'girlfriends' were up on the stage with him.
A few of the worker peoples were rolling in carts of pies, and one of the people was coming up on the stage with three pies.
"And here's a surprise for everyone--yeah, take a pie, you first girls--and don't eat them."
I smiled wickedly, "This is where I tell everyone who we're going to throw them at."
Oooh, this was fun...
Oooh, hey more cookies are done!

~CAR

[booklover789]

I smiled wickedly, "This is where I tell everyone who we're going to throw them at."

*Screams "THROW THEM AT NICK! THROW THEM AT NICK!"* *Calms back down*

Seriously though. Make them fly at Nick and hit 'im in the face!

[~Night and Darkness~]

Oh no suspense Nick better get hit in the face pretty good ..he deserves it!

[ZombiePoodle]

Oh gosh, sorry it's been so long since I've posted guys, I've been caught up in my offline life lately.
I shall get the next entry up soon..I hope.
I have it written out...just need to find and type it ^^

[ZombiePoodle]

Dear Bob,

Sooo....yes.
Yada yada, blah blah...
The cookies were delishous--O.M.G. Spelling error, mother would be ashamed.
Oh, why yes Bobby-boy, we did smack the pies into Nick's face. After I explained exactly why we were throwing them at him, though I doubt many kids really cared. Some kids even decided to throw their pies at eachother.
Oh, it brought me so much pleasure to see Nick get smacked with pies over and over and over and OVER.
So when all the pies were on either Nick or the floor, I walked up to him-the last pie in my hand-and BLAMO, right in the face!
Yes, BLAMO.
Oh...and there was this little thing of him being expelled for physical abuse, in the form of food fighting. I can tell you, the uncovingering his thruth thingy, that mad him mad but this too? He was steaming. His billion girlfriends were mad too, but some of them confessed that they had suspected it.
And please do not blame me if the FBI or CIA or someone comes after him, Little Miss President didn't seem too happy...
Whoopsies...
And I'm keeping Nick's cool expensive phone too.
Whaaaaat? I deserve it, because of his stupidness.
Cody got Nick kicked out of the house they were sharing with thier dad and Cody's mom. So now Nick is somewhere, trying to get back to some big beach house in the paparatzii infested streets of HollyWood.
Speaking of paparatzii, someone kinda called the press and told them where Nick was (he'd currently been hiding from them while his parents were on a cruise.)
If anyone asks who called them, it. Was. Emmie.
Not me--Emmie.
I mean, would I do such a thing?
Right, don't answer that, journal.

~CAR
PS. To anyone out there who might find this and read it (darn you) do not--I repeat--DO NOT try to make a book eat cookies.
Earlier, I said that it was not possible.
I was mostly right, yay me.
But my scientific hypothosis of awesomeness experiment proves that all it does is leave a big crummy mess.
An insulting crummy mess. Insulting because it looks like the darn Bob barfed it up and I can just imagine some sqeaky voice soming from him saying something like 'Ohhhh, eeeewwww. Terrible cookies!'
But they aren't terrible, they are -sniffles- they are scrumpsious.

Okay, now I think you probably caught on how I'm purposly misspelling these, but whatever, mother still must be ashamed.
Okay...bye.

~CAR

Yay...

[~Night and Darkness~]

hahaha lol yes!!!! he got what he deserved!!!