Dear Noobcake by Xialburg (Updates Every Other Weekend)

[Al the Dalek]

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[Al the Dalek]

And here it is. Noobcake's latest entry. You have sealed your fate. This is your doiiinnnnggg! *point point*

So I flew over to the mall, and to my astonishment, found the funky statue just sitting there. It wasn't gone like it had been. It was...there. Solid. Stone.
Beauty was already there, with a female wolf I've seen before a couple times...I think her name was Icy or something.
"It's herrreeeee. This is so creepy!" Beauty said, and Icy nodded. Suddenly Gothie was behind me.
He's like a ninja.
The freakiest ninja there ever was.
Okay, maybe not, but he made me jump when he spoke up behind me. "Huh. It is here. WHAT a surprise."
I blinked, and Beauty and Icy giggled. As we started inside, I glanced back and saw Gothie hesitating by the statue, mouthing words I couldn't read.
Weirdo.
We went to some girly places first, bleaaaah, but if you go to the mall with girls this is going to happen.
Be prepared boys.
So many shoes...
How long does it take for a girl to pick out stinking shoes?!
But we went to some video game stores after and Gothie dragged us all to this shop that sold nothing but heavy metal band albums.
I think my ears started bleeding. No offense. They just love the high volume.
I bet it goes to eleven instead of ten.
Because it's cool.
When we were heading to the food court, Beauty got a call on her cell phone. We let her duck aside to take it, and we started chatting.
Suddenly she started swaying, and staggered over to a bench and collapsed on it. Tears filled her eyes and she ended soon after.
"Beauty, what's wrong?" I asked, astonished, as Gothie headed towards the food court to grab us something.
Beauty stared at the ground. A few tears fell. When she looked up she sobbed. "It's...It's Emrr. He's..." She began crying harder than ever. I sat down next to her.
"What about him?" I asked, a little nervous.
"He's...he got attacked by something. He keeps saying it was a wolf of stone, a wolf of stone. I heard him in the background. He's pretty bad...and they're saying he's gone crazy. He keeps trying to hurt himself. They're...they're taking him to the insane asylum..."
Oh.
My.
Smeg.
This is not cool.
I didn't really like the guy since he was going out with Beauty, but....but this. I wouldn't have wished it on anyone.
Beauty started crying hysterically as Icy left to tell Gothie. I hugged her.
We went home right after.
I swear that funky statue grinned. But...it couldn't have.
A wolf of stone...

Bye Noobcake...
For you Doctor Who fans NO this is not a Weeping Angel wolf, as one of my friends laughed at.

[KittyKat7658]

IT'S ALIVE! BEAUTYxXIALBURG FOREVER! =3 Poor Emr though.

[FoodIsYummy]

No! Poor Emrr! That's so horrible! Beauty was happier with him. I voted for Beauty x Emrr.

[neonfrozen]

No! Poor Emrr! That's so horrible! Beauty was happier with him. I voted for Beauty x Emrr.

So did I. But, this story part is cute two <33

EDIT:
Ahem.... I think I found a clue. Was Gothie telling the funky statue to let out a peice of stone and attack Emrr....

[KittyKat7658]

It seems like something he might do for his best friend. =3

[Dream of Eternity]

Or his girlfriend...!

[Al the Dalek]

Ah ha fans. I love keeping you in suspense. I feed on your salty, salty tears! :3 Prepare for more noobcake. Oh, and by the way. ALL OF YOU ARE WRONG. Bahahahahahaaa!

Dear Noobcake,

Went home pretty bummed. But there was a plus. Beauty needed someone to cry with so she just you know. Cried on me.
A lot.
That sounds selfish.
I mean. Emrr man.
His mind went...
Fiissssssh.
Gothie seemed to be the only one going home happy. I asked him why and he just said, "I got some cool albums."
Jerk.
That was mean again. But you know. Show some sensitivity.
The next day, Beauty called me, and we arranged to hang out. When we did, I noticed she was wearing black.
"Wait what? It's not like he died, Beauty!" I said.
"He did," Beauty said. "The Emrr I knew did."
Eventually we started going into depresso mode. "Okay. We need to think about happy things," I said finally. "Like...um... kittens. Let us think about them." There was silence.
"This isn't working!" Beauty said. "I keep thinking of those naked kittens! The ones that are all wrinkly!"
But we actually started cracking up.
A flash of silver caught my eye, and I looked around, but saw nothing.
Am I going crazy too?
I keep seeing weird things.
Gothie showed up, his paws in his pockets. "Well, you too look like you have made up fully," he said. "Good."
Good.
Why did he add that in there?
Then he reached into the bag he was carrying and held it up. "Check it out. I bought a piranha. Well, there's a lot more, but my mom's taking 'em home. Just wanted to show you Karl."
Karl was looking depressed.
"Karrrrrlllllll!" Beauty said. "Why would you name a piranha Karl?"
"Because it sounds cool," Gothie replied. He pointed at Beauty. "You are going to boil alive in that outfit, girl."
Beauty sighed. "Yeah...I've been wearing it all day...but yeah. Let's head over to my house."
Gothie shook his head. "Too far. We'll go to mine."
Beauty and I looked at each other. "Okay, cool," I said, shrugging.
We headed over. That's when I realized...did the park have a statue of a wolf? I just realized it was there.
It almost seemed to be watching us. A silver wolf walked up to the statue, inspecting it. The wolf in question had unnaturally slick fur. It almost shone in the sun, like metal. Huh.
Weird fashions.

Seeya Noobcake.

[~Razzle~]

Muahaha. The evil evil little wolf. (Gothie I mean)


I wonder if Metallic(The wolf's X-name) is behind all this...