Scary stories (dont read if you are easily scared)

[Chara Dreemurr]

The only one that scared me is the doll one where its going up the stairs. I have a TON of animals and doll in my room. My wall is covered.

That one dramatized me!!!

[♥!~Heed Thy Call~!♥]

Ball Pit(XD)

A mother took her eager 3 year old son to a fast food restaurant for lunch. The boy finished his lunch quickly and asked his mom if he could go play in the play area. The restaurant had a special little play area at the side with some tunnels, a slide and a ball pit for kids, filled with plastic balls.

She watched as the boy crawled through the tunnels, went down the slide and jumped into the ball pit. He jumped up and down on the brightly colored balls, dove into them and burrowed down under them. The boy had been playing for about 10 minutes when, all of a sudden, he stopped and began to cry loudly.

The mother rushed to her son, picked him up and asked him what was wrong. The little boy just wailed and pointed to his butt. His mother pulled down his pants and saw two little red marks on one of his butt cheeks. She thought he must have just sat on something sharp, but just to be sure, she took him to the hospital.

A doctor examined the little boy in the emergency room and told the mother that the marks on her son’s butt were a snake bite. The doctor gave the boy an antidote for the snake poison and kept him in hospital overnight for observation.

The next day, the boy’s mother returned to the fast food restaurant to complain. She approached the counter and shouted at one of the teenagers who worked there.

“My son was bitten by a snake in your ball pit”, the woman screamed.

“You should count yourself lucky, lady”, said the teenager. “A kid got eaten by a shark in there last week”.

[Chara Dreemurr]

Scary stories are peoples fears. Most of them (that I read) end with people dying.

[Cirque]

I think I saw a version of this one on a different page, but here's a version that used to make my friend and I crack up. xD

So there was this girl, let's say her name is Julie, and she married to an awful husband. His name is Bob.
Bob would abuse her and yell at her and never treat her right, but she feared he'd fatally hurt her if she left, besides, she'd have no where else to go. But she knew how to make him happy. You see, Bob's favorite meal was liver, he loved it so much he'd forget he was mad at his wife.
So one day, Julie decided to make him liver.
She seasoned it and cooked it perfectly, it smelled so good, she couldn't help herself and decided to 'sample' it. She loved it so much that she took another bite..and another...and another....and another..... Until she had accidentally eaten the whole entire liver.
Knowing Bob would be very, very angry at her for eating it, she tried going to the market to buy some more, but they were all sold out.
As she was walking home from the market, she saw a flyer for an open-coffin funeral that anybody could go to. This gave her a devious idea..but she figured she had no other choice. Once the funeral had ended, she snuck in with a knife and stole the liver from the old lady who's funeral it was.
She had just enough time to make it like the last one before Bob came home, and once he tasted the liver, he loved it so much he ate it all. Julie didn't even have a bite.
That night, Julie was lying in bed, when she heard a strange shuffling noise that seemed to be heading over to Bob's bed on the other side of the room.
Figuring it was nothing, she tried going back to sleep.
The shuffling stopped.
"You ate my liver..." A ghostly voice moaned from the other side of the room.
"You ate my liver... Now I will get revenge..." It moaned.
Julie couldn't stop the small smile that crept across her face as Bob screamed and screamed.

My friend and I always found that one amusing.

[Daisy May]

Here is another on (it's more funny than scary)

A man was traveling and got lost, it was storming so he stopped at a farm. He walked over there and knocked on the door. The farmer answered the door "Whadda you want?" he muttered. The man said "I was wondering if you can let me sleep here for the night". The farmer stared at him and said "Whatever". The man walked into the house and asked "Where can I stay?". The farmer said "You can sleep in my room, I'll sleep on the couch, but before you go to sleep there is one rule. Never go into the basement, and if you do, NEVER touch the creature in there. The key is around my neck, but be warned, I am a very light sleeper". The man nodded and went into the farmer's bedroom. When he got in bed he couldn't sleep because he was so curious what was in the basement. He eventually couldn't take it anymore and went back to the farmer. He was sleeping. And just like he said, there was an old looking key hanging from a string on his neck. The man tiptoed over there and slowly grabbed to key. He carefully pulled the key off the farmer's neck withoutwaking him up, and slowly made his way to the basement. The door was unlocked, but behind it it the room was guarded by a large metal gate. The man got his key and put it in the keyhole. He slowly opened the gate and all of a sudden a big hairy apelike creature started running after him. The man screamed and ran as fast as he could out the front door, he looked back and saw the apelike creature still running after him, he ran towards the lake thinking the creature couldn't swim. as he got to the lake and swam to the middle, he looked back and to his surprise, the creature was swimming towards him. Paralyzed from shock the man just stood there. The creature approached him and when he got within rrange touched the man and the creature stood there and in a frail voice and said... "You're it"

Omg that one made me laugh!

[chagups]

funny

[Wolfin]

I think I saw a version of this one on a different page, but here's a version that used to make my friend and I crack up. xD

So there was this girl, let's say her name is Julie, and she married to an awful husband. His name is Bob.
Bob would abuse her and yell at her and never treat her right, but she feared he'd fatally hurt her if she left, besides, she'd have no where else to go. But she knew how to make him happy. You see, Bob's favorite meal was liver, he loved it so much he'd forget he was mad at his wife.
So one day, Julie decided to make him liver.
She seasoned it and cooked it perfectly, it smelled so good, she couldn't help herself and decided to 'sample' it. She loved it so much that she took another bite..and another...and another....and another..... Until she had accidentally eaten the whole entire liver.
Knowing Bob would be very, very angry at her for eating it, she tried going to the market to buy some more, but they were all sold out.
As she was walking home from the market, she saw a flyer for an open-coffin funeral that anybody could go to. This gave her a devious idea..but she figured she had no other choice. Once the funeral had ended, she snuck in with a knife and stole the liver from the old lady who's funeral it was.
She had just enough time to make it like the last one before Bob came home, and once he tasted the liver, he loved it so much he ate it all. Julie didn't even have a bite.
That night, Julie was lying in bed, when she heard a strange shuffling noise that seemed to be heading over to Bob's bed on the other side of the room.
Figuring it was nothing, she tried going back to sleep.
The shuffling stopped.
"You ate my liver..." A ghostly voice moaned from the other side of the room.
"You ate my liver... Now I will get revenge..." It moaned.
Julie couldn't stop the small smile that crept across her face as Bob screamed and screamed.

My friend and I always found that one amusing.

That reminded me of a story from Stephen Kings CreepShow and when the daughter never made her dad a cake on fathers day and she killed him with it. When he came back to life he was shouting "Where's my Cake?"
My Grandad does it XD

[berrehsandvitch]

I think I saw a version of this one on a different page, but here's a version that used to make my friend and I crack up. xD

So there was this girl, let's say her name is Julie, and she married to an awful husband. His name is Bob.
Bob would abuse her and yell at her and never treat her right, but she feared he'd fatally hurt her if she left, besides, she'd have no where else to go. But she knew how to make him happy. You see, Bob's favorite meal was liver, he loved it so much he'd forget he was mad at his wife.
So one day, Julie decided to make him liver.
She seasoned it and cooked it perfectly, it smelled so good, she couldn't help herself and decided to 'sample' it. She loved it so much that she took another bite..and another...and another....and another..... Until she had accidentally eaten the whole entire liver.
Knowing Bob would be very, very angry at her for eating it, she tried going to the market to buy some more, but they were all sold out.
As she was walking home from the market, she saw a flyer for an open-coffin funeral that anybody could go to. This gave her a devious idea..but she figured she had no other choice. Once the funeral had ended, she snuck in with a knife and stole the liver from the old lady who's funeral it was.
She had just enough time to make it like the last one before Bob came home, and once he tasted the liver, he loved it so much he ate it all. Julie didn't even have a bite.
That night, Julie was lying in bed, when she heard a strange shuffling noise that seemed to be heading over to Bob's bed on the other side of the room.
Figuring it was nothing, she tried going back to sleep.
The shuffling stopped.
"You ate my liver..." A ghostly voice moaned from the other side of the room.
"You ate my liver... Now I will get revenge..." It moaned.
Julie couldn't stop the small smile that crept across her face as Bob screamed and screamed.

My friend and I always found that one amusing.

lol that kind of reminds me of audrie and the dentist's relationship in Little Shop of Horrors

[mazel1999]

oh god! these aare funny and scary

[MoonfallTheFox]

I have one, see if I can remember it all.

There ws a man, and he got on a train to go and visit his family. All was well, the train chugging along, and he sat alone in the compartment reading a paper, but he discovered he needed to use the restroom. The man got up, went, and came back to find a woman in a white dress in his compartment. The woman held a bundle in her arms and sang to it, and he could see her rocking the bundle like a child. In an attempt to be friendly, the man tried to get her to talk. All she did was sing and cry, and he finally gave up. The woman seemed so sad, though, that he went and sat next to her. She still would not speak, and the man peeked into her arms. In them lie a severed head, wrapped like a baby. The man screamed, and the train lurched, sliding sidways and off of the track. He was lucky to survive, but he never saw the woman again. When he was leaving the wreckage, the man spoke to the conductor about the woman in white. The conductor simply said, "She appears on trains when they're going to crash...."

There's more to the story but I can't remember now.