THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS! The Original!

[aeth]

I shall stalk this awesome story.
It reminds me of Diary of a Wimpy Kid in the beginning.

[ennard]

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Yep, you all know what we're doing when we get in there, right? -Karma
Murder? -Lavarusin
Sabotage? -Sky
Making FRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEENDSSSSSS? -Nothing
I think sabotage is the best word, actually. Remember, we're party crashers. If something's going well, make it not go well, MAKE PEOPLE REALIZE THE POWER OF INDIVIDUALITY! -Karma
But is murder still an option? -Lavarusin
What is it with you and killing? I thought you were an artist, not an assassin! -Karma
Just asking. -Lavarusin

Instant laughs.Just yes.

[GizmoTheDragon]

Dear spikey-green-desert-plant,

You could probably have guessed that we didn't get into the dance the NORMAL way, AKA through the front doors. PUH-LEASE, since when do party crasher's use the front door? Instead we used a laser, cut a hole in the wall, crawled in through the ventilation systems, and dropped down into the middle of the gym like ninjas with Party Rock Anthem playing in the background. Then we yelled our mottos.

GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH! -Karma
Karma! You stole that from Patrick Henry! -Layna
Stole it? What do you mean stole it? Patrick who? I didn't steal nothin' from no historical figure. No way! -Karma

It was pretty sweet, right? At least it would've been if anyone had actually noticed us. They were all too busy raving and dancing around to notice us. The only people who noticed us were Pinky and Violet, Serena's two new followers.

OMG! You outcasts are SO late! -Violet
Yah! You were supposed to be here setting up -like- three hours ago. -Pinky
I'm the only one who dictates when I get places, thank you very much. -Lavender
I second that statement. -Sky
Lol - like - whatever. -Pinky
Yeah. How about you two go over to the Snow Queen booth and start counting the ballots. Serena wants the results by 9:00. -Violet
Yah! That's a good job for you two. Run along now!
*snorts* Whatever. c'mon, Sky. Let's go tally up this rigged election. -Lavender
Rigged is an understatement. -Sky

When Lavender and Sky went off to the table where people were voting for Snow Queen, Violet and Pinky seemed to notice that we weren't wearing the regulation black-and-white clothing.

OMG! You're wearing colorful dresses! -Violet
Yah. *looks at me* OMG. that dress is -like- totes awesome -Pinky
OMG! RIIIIIIIIIGHT!? Blue is soooo pretty on you Karma! I'm a bit jealous! -Violet
Don't be, Vi! Your dress is -like- totes more awesome! -Pinky
Do you people have anyone else to talk to? -Karma
UHHHHH- -both
Hey, guys! Look! It's Light! Go talk to him! -Lexi
LIGHT! OMG! LIGHT! -Violet
LIGHT! WILL YOU - LIKE - MARRY ME?!
Oh, gawd. NOT AGAIN! *quickly flees the room* -Light
LIGHT! WAIT FOR US! -Both

Once they were gone, I said. Okay guys. Let's go wreak havoc. DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO MAKE THIS GO WRONG! Let's split this up! Layna, go with Hollie! Darknight with Sunlight! Riley team up with Lavarusin! Beck go with Sparrow or Paige, whichever one she is at the moment. Rijeka and Lexi, both of you go with dusk and make sure he doesn't succumb even further. He seems fine, but- well, you never know. That leaves Potato with me. Any questions? -Karma
What about me? -Torunn
Errrrr- Could you go find your brother and get him to do his nightmare-unleashing thing? I think that would be useful for wreaking havoc. -Karma
Sure thing! ^-^ -Torunn

They all headed off.

So, I'm with you? -Potato
Yep. Let's go wreak some havoc. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -Karma
Mwa-ha-ha-what? -Potato
Oh, nothing. Let's go over tot eh Snow Queen booth to see how things are going over there -Karma

The table was pretty much empty when we got over there, except for Lavender and Sky, who were filling out tons of ballots.

Are you sabotaging the Snow Queen election? -Karma
What does it LOOK like we're doing, promoting world peace? -Lavender
Point proven. you want some help with it? -Karma
No, but--- QUICK! HIDE THE BALLOTS! THERE'S SOMEONE COMING! -Sky

At that moment, Ravenheart- no, Rave - walked over.

Hey, losers. Could you tell me how many votes I've gotten? I want to know so I can brush my hair again before they put the crown on me. -Rave
Errrr- we're not allowed to reveal results until the crowning. It's voter-ballot collector confidentiality. -Sky
Save the big words for your spelling test, kid. Just tell me how many votes I have. -Rave
He said he can't. Now, get out before I have to roundhouse kick you in the face. -Lavender
*laughs* HAHAHAHA! You think you're tough, girly? I could beat you up even in my cheerleading uniform, any time, any where.
Really? I have a double black belt in alligator wrestling. Come at me. I dare you -Lavender
*snaps* Oh, you wanna go? You wanna? Really? -Rare
Oh, you bet I do! *jumps across table* -Lavender
*holds back* Lavender! Don't bother! It isn't worth it! -Sky
It will be when I knock her teeth out! -Lavender
I think you better listen to you boyfriend there, girly, before you get your tail whooped. As for me, I've got better things to do right now. *walks away* -Rave
BOYFRIEND- what? HE IS NOT! BETTER THINGS TO DO!- Well GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU! -Lavender
Sssssssssssoooooooo- this just got violent very fast. Potato, I say we go wreak havoc elsewhere. Keep on sabotaging, guys. -Karma

At that, we headed off to find the gothic kids, who we hadn't seen since we arrived. None of us were quite sure if they'd actually succumbed or they were just being their normal, creepy selves at school. This would be a good time to see. We finally found them in the dark corner of the gym, not surprising. What was surprising was that Rave was over there with them.

Come on, Rave. Why not just a little kiss? -Lucifer
Because you're a creepy, demonic freak. YOU ALL ARE! And if you don't let me go THIS INSTANT I will MURDER YOU! -Rave
Raaaaaaave. You can run from me, but you can't hide. -Lucifer
You creep! Let me go! -Rave
You know, she does have a point. You are pretty creepy. -Karma
Karma? What are you doing here?! I can handle my own problems! -Rave
Riiiiiiight. Looks like you're handling the situation very well yourself. -Potato
Oh! YOU stay out of this, Yam! -Rave
It's Potato. -Potato
WHATEVER! Same thing! -Rave

Just then, Lucifer focused in on me, and Rave was able to squirm away and flee to the other end of the gymnasium.

Ahhhhh, Karma. That's who you are. Do my eyes really deceive me? I thought you were dead. -Lucifer
Dead. What do you mean you thought I was dead? -Karma
Unless my memory fails me, you got hit by a truck on Halloween. By all rights, you shouldn't be standing here now. -Lucifer
Truck!? How do you know I was hit by a TRUCK?! -Karma
Karma, calm down. The entire school knew about the accident less than an hours after it happened. News spreads fast. -Potato
but he keeps telling me that I'm supposed to be dead, WHY DOES HE KEEP SAYING THAT!? -Karma
Because you ARE supposed to be dead, Karma. -Midnight
Again, WHY ARE YOU ALL SAYING I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD?! I need an explanation! -Karma
Because you're not supposed to be alive. Just ask Incardine. He knows. -Gisbourne
. . . . -Incardine
Is it true, Incardine? -Karma
. . . . -Incardine
Incardine, just say something! -Karma
. . . . -Incardine
What kind of cruel joke is this?! We all know that Incardine doesn't talk! -Karma

When I looked away from the red dog, I saw that all the other were gone. They'd disappeared like ninjas, but I knew they couldn't be ninjas because Sunlight and Darknight were the only ninjas in school. When I looked back at Incardine, he'd disappeared too. I turned toward Potato.

This is REALLY strange! WHY DO THEY ALL TELL ME I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD! I'M NOT DEAD! -Karma
Karma, calm down. -Potato
HOW CAN I?! THEY'RE TELLING ME I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD! -Karma
They're probably just kidding, they're creeps. -Potato
How could they JOKE about that. It's my DEATH we're talking about! -Karma
whatpartofcalmdowndon'tyouunderstand? ._. -Potato
The calm part, in particular. But seriously, this is CREEPY! What it they try to KILL ME?! THEN WHAT?! -Karma
Then you die. -Potato
You're not really helping, Captain Obvious >.> -Karma
Well, let's change the subject then. You do realize we're standing under the mistletoe, right now, don't you? -Potato
I don't understand what that has to do with the death threat. -_- -Karma
Um. It doesn't have anything to do with it, that's why it's a CHANGE of subject. -Potato
Oh. Well, why bring that up? -Karma
Well- er- I just sort of thought that maybe- -Potato
Maybe WHAT? -Karma
WEll, urrr- ummm... -Potato

AAAAAAAND THEN IT HAPPENED! NO, PROBABLY NOT THE IT YOU WERE EXPECTING.

Karma, I have to apologize for the rudeness of my fellow emo kids. But, there is something I have to tell you. -???

That voice. :O

RAVEN! IT'S YOU! -Karma

[zoocyte]

RAAAAVVVVEEENNN where have you been :OOO

[aeth]

Pfft. Raven 8D
//shot

Karma X Raven for life -u-

[VesVes]

Oh my god, Raven's back!

I actually thought Karma and Potato were going to kiss for a second. XD Very funny entry.

[Reiji]

RAVEN (Even i hate him Don't ask why) WHERE DID YOU GO?

[sheepsorrel]

gah raven is bacck

[wayward will]

Raaaaaaaaveeeeeeeeeennnnnn Yay!

[emoji movie]

o.o RAVEN HOW DARE YOU LEAVE KARMA TO FEND FOR HERSELF YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO PUSH PAST, errrr, lets say, 2000000000000000000000000000000000 LITTLE BRAINLESS ZOMBIES!!!!!! o.o