THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS! The Original!

[marlosanson]

You go Karma! Show em' who's boss!

[Reiji]

[url]Done >:3
And idea for the name is really needed >.>[/url]

^ Wip lol? The name is "Cactus school. I mean.. Uhh... (A Story-Based RP)"

[GizmoTheDragon]

Before we broke into the Christmas dance tonight, we all sat in the SUPER-SECRET-OUTCAST-HEADQUARTERS-THE-LOCATIONS-OF-WHICH-I-CAN-NEVER-DIVULGE-LEST-I-DIE-A-HORRIBLE-PAINTFUL-DEATH (Let's call it SSOHTLOWICNDLIDAHPD for short.) and reviewed the code of the outcasts (You know, because it seemed sort of dramatic and like something they'd do in an action movie. . . I dunno, it was Lexi's idea.) Oh, and we said it all in sync because we thought it'd be more dramatic.

1 - Never reveal the secret location of the SSOHTLOWICNDLIDAHPD
2 - If I do reveal the location of the SSOHTLOWICNDLIDAHPD I will immediately a horrible, painful death because I can't reveal the location of the SSOHTLOWICNDLIDAHPD.
3 - Becoming popular is worse than revealing the location of the SSOHTLOWICNDLIDAHPD and so I will die two horrible, painful deaths.
4 - If I should become popular and reveal the location of the SSOHTLOWICNDLIPAHPD or reveal the location of the SSOHTLOWICNDLIPAHPD in order to become popular, I will immediately disintegrate into a pile of ash because the crime of revealing the location of the SSOHTLOWICNDLIDAHPD is bad enough in itself, but revealing the location of the SSOHTLOWICNDLIDAHPHD and becoming popular would be worse than being Team Jacob before Eclipse (book two of Twilight) even came out.
5 - I will never question why we keep mentioning the SSOHTLOWICNDLIDAHPD in the code and not more important things like bringing a fall to the populars and loyalty to my fellow outcasts.
6 - I will never question why the SSOHTLOWICNDLIDAHPD is named such and why the abbreviation for said SSOHTLOWICNDLIDAHPD is 19 letters long.
7 - Loyalty to fellow outcasts and undying hatred toward the populars is highly important, but not as important as keeping the location of the SSOHTLOWICNDLIDAHPD a total secret for the rest of time.
8 - I must always remember was SSOHTLOWICNDLIDAHPD stands for, despite its length.
9 - I will never even mention where the SSOHTLOWICNDLIDAHPD is or else my vocal chords will immediately be ripped out by angry bears
10 - The location of the SSOHTLOWICNDLIDAHPD is subject to change, and I will never reveal any of the locations of the SSOHTLOWICNDLIDAHPD, current or former, and if I have a suggestion for a new location of the SSOHTLOWICNDLIDAHPD I will submit it via written word the Chief of SSOHTLOWICNDLIDAHPD Relocations or the Chief of SSOHTLOWICNDLIDAHPD Secrecy.

The end.

When we were done, Layna and I went to the front of the room to get them all pumped up. (Also Lexi's idea. Very dramatic indeed)

So, you guys ready for this!? -Layna
YEEEEEEAAAAAH! -Rijeka
YOU BET I'm READY! Paige, are you ready? -Sparrow
YEAH, MAN! I'm READY! LeT's Do ThIs ThInGy! -Paige
NO, PAIGE! STAAAHP! I'M IN CONTROL TONIGHT! -Sparrow
SaYs WhO? I wAnNa Be In ChArGe! -Paige
NO! BAD, PAIGE! -Sparrow
Sparrow! Stop talking to your alter ego! You look crazy! -Layna
I'm not crazy?! Right, becky-kinz? <3333 -Sparrow
No comment. -Beck
But- But - Beckykinzy? D: -Sparrow
._. -Beck

I spoke up to pierce the awkward moment created right there.

Yep, you all know what we're doing when we get in there, right? -Karma
Murder? -Lavarusin
Sabotage? -Sky
Making FRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEENDSSSSSS? -Nothing
I think sabotage is the best word, actually. Remember, we're party crashers. If something's going well, make it not go well, MAKE PEOPLE REALIZE THE POWER OF INDIVIDUALITY! -Karma
But is murder still an option? -Lavarusin
What is it with you and killing? I thought you were an artist, not an assassin! -Karma
Just asking. -Lavarusin

So, does anyone have any questions? -Layna
LAYNA! WILL YOU MARRY ME?! -Riley
Any reasonable questions? -Layna
Yeah. Why is the SSOHTLOWICNDLIDAHPD in Potato's basement? -Torunn
NOOOOOOOO! HE SAID IT! -Rijeka
What the heck?! It's my basement too! -Lexi
He can't say it! We'll have to kill him now! -Sunlight
Right! Release the angry bears to promptly rip out his vocal chords! -Darknight
Hey! What are you two doing here? You're ninjas, not outcasts! -Karma
Genius Torunn here probably told them where headquarters are. -Rijeka
No, we already knew. We just aren't succumbed like everyone else. -Sunlight
Why not? -Karma
Because we don't fit into the prescribed boxes Serena's trying to put everyone in. -Darknight

In the end, after a very lengthy trial, we declared Torunn innocent of his crimes, since he was in the headquarters when he said the location, so that sort of cancelled it out. Then we realized it was ten minutes until the dance, and it was a fifteen minute walk to school. Time to go.

I have a sinking feeling about how this is going to go. ._.

[sheepsorrel]

awesome! c:

[GizmoTheDragon]

Thank you! C:

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[sheepsorrel]

I like original love intrest *raises hand* i was thinking about serena but then i realised he was better c:

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[chescab]

I loved that chapter! I also love how crazy Sparrow is in it. I really like her because I like crazy prople/characters.

[Reiji]

Nice one! You act REALLY like Torunn XD

[zoocyte]

Lol, poor Torunn xD

[Reiji]

Lol, poor Torunn xD

Totally XP