LupusArgentea wrote:"Just as he was doomed"- he died. xD
Haha he died!"I would fight the thingie beast with a knife."
How to survive
1.When you're getting chased, pick up the knife, not the banana.
2.Stay away from the blondes if you're a guy. If you are a girl, try not to be blonde.Or cut your hair bald,Blondie
3.When you fall down, don't crawl. Get up.
4.Don't look out the window. And NO MATTER WHAT DON'T OPEN THE DOOR. It's either the killer or a dead body.
5.If your little brother or sister says they saw something, don't say yeah right. Believe them.
6.Don't stop running. Run like Maniac Magee.
7.Make sure the door is locked.
8.Try not to be a jock.
9.Don't fool around with the opposite sex.
10.Don't get drunk or do drugs.
11.If you hate someone and you have to sacrifice someone, act like your hugging them and throw them at the killer.
12.Get in the car, lock the doors, make sure the windows are covered with something, and don't ride shotgun.
13.If your name is Steve, Alex, Clear, Tara, Matt, Damien,or Samantha you might as well say goodbye.
14.When someone says look behind you twice and you look, when they say it for the third time, look again.
15.Don't wear jeans. It's a death wish.
16.Don't EVER say "What would you do if I was the killer." People will avoid you.
17.If you're in a Halloween movie, think back to Halloween H2O. Don't close the gate and then break the gate opener. Sorry Jamie Lee Curtis. That was stupid.
18.Don't use the computer.
19.Don't text.
20.Finally, NEVER, EVER, EVER....answer the phone
Another one
My boyfriend and I were snuggling on the couch, watching a horror movie.
"Hey, Bo," Tom grinned at me. "That dude's gonna come get you in your sleep." I looked to where he was pointing. On the TV screen was a guy with a chainsaw, revving it up to get the blond girl that was sleeping. I punched him lightly on the shoulder.
"Come on," I snickered at the fake graphics. "This is corny," I added, flipping the channels.
All of a sudden we heard a noise.
"Tom, stop it," I glared at him. He widened his eyes.
"I'm not doing anything!"
"Yes you are. You know how freaked out I get."
"Okay, maybe we need a distraction," he smiled at me. In seconds we were making out on the couch. I kept on thinking of the noise, though. As Tom was running his hands down my back, I heard a crash coming from upstairs.
"Tom!" I pulled away. "There's someone up there," I whispered. He shook his head.
"Alright, alright," he griped, "I'll take a look at it." I smiled weakly at him as he grabbed a baseball bat. He trudged up the stairs. I picked at my fingernails. Maybe I should've painted them black, for Halloween? With little orange pumpkins...CRASH! I jumped up as I heard a revving sound.
"AHHHH! Bo, help! No, dude, no!" Tom screamed from upstairs, and then it went silent. I froze, my breathing ragged.
"Tom?" I whispered. He came staggering down the stairs, bleeding. A note was nailed into his back. He fell face-forward onto the floor, dead. I looked at the note, and screamed. A picture of the guy with the chainsaw from the movie was on it, and in black sharpie it said: Corny enough?