THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS! The Original!

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OMG, I LURRRV IT!
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It's awesome!
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It's good
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It's okay
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Meh.
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Meh. x2
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I STRONGLY DISAPPROVE! (I wonder how many will actually choose this :P)
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby Reiji » Thu Dec 26, 2013 9:59 pm

... You know he is Dark and Mysterious right? I think he will come soon, Since he is 'Raven' =P And we better not spam

Also, Can we make a RP out of this? x3
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby wayward will » Sat Jan 04, 2014 9:37 am

I love this so much o.o
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby Anthem of Angels » Sat Jan 04, 2014 3:21 pm

This is great! It is like a crazier randomer awesomer version of other pet diaries! :D
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby derision » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:48 pm

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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby marlosanson » Sun Jan 05, 2014 4:54 pm

Oh this is great. Just found it and read it all. Now an official stalker. You don't even know how many times my mom told me to shut up. Oh but when Serena sat down on raven....man I was like screaming.
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby qraphic » Mon Jan 06, 2014 9:26 am

an RP out of thisis genius o-o may we, Gizmoooooo? -Bats eyes in an adorable and persuisave way-
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby candu » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:54 am

This is an awesome di- I mean, cactus. I'm really enjoying it, I can't wait for the next entry!
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby Reiji » Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:47 pm

GraphicColor wrote:an RP out of thisis genius o-o may we, Gizmoooooo? -Bats eyes in an adorable and persuisave way-


I say that first XD And if she let us let me make it.. I don't want the RP to be so... Messy... Because some RP doesn't have story, based off,rules form and just like -

This is a wolf RP! Post your char and start roleplaying!

It's so stupid .-.
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby qraphic » Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:40 pm

Masky wrote:
GraphicColor wrote:an RP out of thisis genius o-o may we, Gizmoooooo? -Bats eyes in an adorable and persuisave way-


I say that first XD And if she let us let me make it.. I don't want the RP to be so... Messy... Because some RP doesn't have story, based off,rules form and just like -

This is a wolf RP! Post your char and start roleplaying!

It's so stupid .-.


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THIS IS IT. WE'RE SCREWED

Postby GizmoTheDragon » Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:30 pm

Gah1 Sorry for taking so long guys I actually started writing this days ago, got distracted by the internet, and then got back to it. He he. C:


Masky wrote:... You know he is Dark and Mysterious right? I think he will come soon, Since he is 'Raven' =P And we better not spam

Also, Can we make a RP out of this? x3


A roleplay based on this? Sure thing. xD That would be hilarious. (Just give me credit 'cause. . . y'know, it's based on my story :P)

Dear Diary Nope. It's still not a diary

So. . . sorry I left off at a MAJOR cliffhanger there. Ha ha. I'm sorry! The second after I wrote that I was hit by a sudden craving for popcorn! When popcorn calls, you gotta answer. Sorry! Besides, It's not like anything else interesting happened the rest of the day. I just went to English, where Serena gave an hour long presentation on the ins and outs of text talking and: wryting liek dis. & 'den I went 2 sekkund . (<- period) & ran lapz 'round da trakk wile the popUlurrs dranked minarull waturr & laffed @ us & stuff.

A;SLDKFJ! Sorry, cactus! >.> Serena tried to ingrain that crappy spelling stuff into our heads so hard that I almost wrote my whole entry like that! By the end of this, she might have the entire school trained to be as stupid as she is! Anyway, I didn't have a third class because the outcasts had to hang pro-Serena propaganda posters around the school. They were. . . quite hideous, to say the least.

The rest of the week has been equally as terrible, and I now wear a gray robe thing to school instead my actual school clothes. Apparently they're the new school uniform. . . I mean, if you aren't popular it's your new school uniform. If you're popular, you get to wear party dresses (Or, if you're Xavier. . . shirtless :O It was quite a sight, I tell you.)

Gah! I need to stop thinking thoughts about Xavier! Xavier and I are OVER. We're like NONEXISTANT! We have been nonexistent since Halloween when he dumped me in front of the entire school! I MUST STOP THINKING OF HIM! . . . still, it's kind of hard to stop thinking about a guy who now walks around school all day WITHOUT A SHIRT ON! I mean, he's just so gawsh darn HAWWWWT! a;sldkfj He's like the sun! I need sun glasses and sunscreen or I run the risk of getting fifth degree burns!

Whaaaat? You say sunburn is only a first degree burn? Preposterous! This is Xavier! He's not just first degree burns! He's like I'm-burnt-so-much-it's-like-I'm-on-the-surface-of-the-sun burns!

Whaaaat? You say that sunburn does not exist on the surface of the sun because I'd be incinerated before I reached its surface? Balderdash! Because- because 'cause- Oh dang, I really need to stop talking about Xavier X_X

Anyway, you probably want to know about how things are at school. Truth is, it's horrible. Dusk is still succumbing to Serena's hypnosis, any, plainly put, it sucks. I never thought I'd miss hearing Dusk, who is loud and more than slightly obnoxious, at times. Then there's Layna, who has so many guys following her around that I feel HORRIBLE around her. I mean, how does SHE have tons of guys following her around? She HATES guys! I love guys, and I was dumped in front of the entire school and the one guy I truly love is GAWN.

RAVEN! OMG! I MISS HIM SO MUCH! If he was here, he'd know what to do! He'd know how to get the school out from under Serena's hypnosis and get Dusk to stop acting like a zombie and beat the living crap out of Xavier just because he shattered my heart into a million pieces. OH MY GAWSH! WHY IS LIFE AS A TEENAGER SO HARD!!!!!!?!?!?!

So, when we were walking out of school today, Emma reminded us that there's a school dance on Friday. It's a Christmas dance, which means we all have to dress very Christmassy. She also said we had to pick up our outfits in the home ec. room. And I was like WUTTTT? Whattaya mean 'pick up our outfits'. Turns out that our outfits have been chosen for us:

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So, that's Serena and Emma's definition of Christmassy. They must be colorblind. I mean, THAT OUTFIT IS ABOUT AS CHRISTMASSY AS ROADKILL! Sooooooooo, me and the other outcasts weren't going ot put up with that, so we died our clothes:

Image <_ That's one's mine! Layna's is green, Hollie's is red and so it Lexi's. everyone elses is either green or red.

And the guys died their clothes too. we're also going to use hair chalk and stuff to make our hair look like this:

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Yep. that's what's up. WE OUTCASTS ARE GONNA BE PARTY CRASHERS THIS FRIDAY! WOO HOO!

I just wish Raven would be there. . .


Last edited by GizmoTheDragon on Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:40 am, edited 1 time in total.
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