THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A POTATO.

[rainfall;]

More potato

Don't rush her, she actually has a life...these things take time

I know I just really love it and I want to know what happens next

Okay

[♥ Pusheen ♥]

Is there a new chapter?

[Coolpaw5]

POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?!?!?!?!?!?!
THERE ARE RANDOM THINGS IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, THERE'S A PERSON, THERE IS A HEDGEHOG, AND THERE'S A PIECE OF BACON!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh wait, the bacon is my breakfast. Yum. *CHOMP*
Ok, so the person is probably Michelle, and where is everybody else?

Castle came into the room just when I was gonna go back to bed.
Castle: Good morning.
Me: WHERE IS EVERYBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Castle: Well, that is obviously Michelle, and that hedgehog is Sweetheart.
Me: WHAT THE DOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Castle: -__- Yeah, Sweetheart has a curse. She turns into a hedgehog, and it's out of her will.
Sweetheart: *yawn* Hey good morn- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: ???
Sweetheart: Oh. It's me. Good morning!

Than all of the fuzzy sparkles happened and Michelle turned back.
Michelle: Oh good morning guys.
Me: . . . TO THE SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

So we all just walked to school together. I was eating a doughnut on the way. It was so yummy
When we got to school, we had to separate. Than I met Maze. {This is so boring... Let me "Spice" things up! }
Imaginary Setting

Maze (Btw, I changed it to red, since he is so hot!): Hey Cassandra.
Me: Hey Maze.
Maze: You are SOOOOO CUTE
Ok I should stop now before this gets out of hand.
This is how it REALLY happened:
Maze: Hey Cassy (Isn't that the cutest nickname?)
Me: Hey Maze.
Maze: Wanna be my girlfriend?
Me: Sure.
AHREIUOANYF8EAW FHEUOAWH FUEOAHFUEOAFHIEOWHHEHAOHEHOAHOEOFHEUOAHEO
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So I went to class all happy and you know, than guess who shows up?

Yup.
Sally: OMG WHAT IS THAT SMELL??!?!?!!?!? IT SMELLS LIKE A TRASH CAN ATE A SKUNK! Let me guess, it's you.
Me: Trash cans don't eat anything. And if they did, they would be named Sally.
Sally: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A TRASH CAN THAT EATS SKUNKS?!?!?!?
Me: I didn't say anything.
Sally: UGH STOP PLAYING YOUR MIND GAMES!!! I WILL MAKE YOU PAY!!!
Me: Funny, I didn't think that a trash can would need money.
Sally: STOP PLAYING YOUR MIND GAMES!!!!!!! YOU'RE A STINKIN' {There was road construction so I didn't hear her too well, but let's just say, if I did, than i am not writing it down...}!!!!!!!!
Me: Whoa, watch your language. There are children here.
Sally: YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! I CAN SPEAK HOWEVER I WANT TO!!!!!!
Me: Now, Miss Sally, it seems you have some anger issues, would you like me to call Dr.Phil?
Sally: Your life is SO ruined.
Me: What? Sorry, I was eating a cookie.
Sally: ARGH *Storms away*
Me: *Chomps on more cookie*

So I was at home, feeding my cat Floof.
Than these "guys" came in.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I just grabbed Floof, some cat food, some chips and soda, and my potato and pens. Soon, I noticed I was in the basement. I pressed my ear to the trap door.
???: Hey, did you guys get her?
???: No, I am getting so angry...
???: Come out, come out wherever you are!!!
???: yeah, when i hear a stranger calling me, i come out right away. Doofus!
???: Well sorry!
Than I heard my mom's voice.
Mom: Well, I know where she is...
???: A WITNESS!!! KILL HER!!!
???: Wait, she knows where BlackPaw might be.
???: Fess up, or your dead!
???: Dude, grammar. It's supposed to be 'you're' not 'your'. The prior is a conjunction for you are, while the second is in the possessive form.
???: Ok, no time for a language arts lesson.
Mom: Ok, If you don't kill me, than i will show you where my daughter is.
WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT MOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM RATTING ME OUT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?
???: Deal. Now show us the way.
I heard paw steps coming closer, and closer.
The door slightly opened and I held onto Floof.
Me: Floof, if this is the last time i see you, I want you to know-
The door slammed open. I curled into a ball protecting Floof.
Than......
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, AFTER THESE MESSAGES!!!!
*Chessey game show music fading*

Have you ever wanted to be in the Potato?
Well now you can! In the new, improved, Form 2.0!!!!

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Do they keep a diary/journal/Fruit or veggie or whatever?

Now, back to the show!

*When we last left off, our main character. Cassandra, was found in the basement by 2 weirdos and her mom!*
Than....
FLOOF TRANSFORMED INTO A BLOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK! It is a cute blob, but it turned out to be humongous. Like 3 times my height!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Floof: MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
That "Meow" caused an earthquake and I used my powers to blow them out. By then, Floof became back to normal and I just flopped down.
Me: OMIGOSH FLOOF, WHY DIDN'T YOU EVER TELL ME THAT YOU CAN TURN INTO A GIGANTIC BLOB!??!?!?!?!?
Floof: Mew?
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Floof: Mrow.
I knew that those guys weren't going to be knocked out for long, so I ran to my bedroom and packed my satchel.
I only grabbed the bare necessities. Like, food, water, clothes, IPaw, sleeping bag, juice, cat food, and this potato and pens. I stuffed Floof in as well, but she didn't mind.
So, I said good bye to this house, and ran away. Outside, there were already these Mafia guys.
Mafia: Hey, look who it is... Exactly who we were looking for!
Me: SHOOT! IT'S THE FUZZ!!!!!!!!!
As a normal teen, I just shot them away with a tornado. I mean, duh, who wouldn't do that?
Mafia: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: YES!
So I tore off my coat, (luckily I had clothes under) and flew off.
Unluckily, the Mafia, had wings as well. AND THEY SHOT GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS SO UNFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL I HAVE IS THE POWER TO CONJURE WIND AT MY WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At the spur of the moment, I made a wind gun. It literally was made of air, and it shot wind going super fast so it came out like a bullet. I didn't have the heart to kill them though... So I kind of just purposely shot around them so they would have to dodge and not shoot me.
Luckily, my gun can't run out of bullets and theirs eventually did, so they had to abort mission.
I finally landed in the park and was totally freaking out.
Me: *Phew!*
Floof: Mew.
Me: Omigosh. What am i going to do? Do I have to be homeless? I mean, I can't believe my own mom ratted me out! I mean I understand that she wanted to be alive, but she could have lied, but then she still might have died so i guess i should be happy that i am alive but still now what?!?!?!
Floof: Mrow?
Maze: Cass? What are you doing out?
Me: AHHHHHHHHH *Points wind gun* Oh, it's just you.
Maze: O.O OK...... What happened?
Me: Just normal stuff. You know, potentially killing someone, running away from home, shooting the Mafia, etc, etc, the usual. You?
Maze: . . . I was going for a walk...
Me: Oh sounds fun!
So I just told my whole day, and he doesn't look that surprised.
Maze: Well you did the right thing. It would danger you if stayed at your house any longer.
Me: Wait, how about my sisters?!
Maze: Do they have powers/curses?
Me: Not that I know of.
Maze: They may die, they may not. Who knows?
Me: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!!?? THOSE ARE MY SISTERS!!!!!! I HAVE TO GO BACK!
Maze: Going back won't help, it will only make it worse.
Me: So where should I go?
Maze: Well, you can come to my place. I went through what you went through, so I had to build my own hideout. You can hang there as well.
Me: Umm... I guess I'm kind of low on options, so sure!
So he walked back while I sat on one of my tiny tornadoes.
Maze: Wait, you have clothes and everything right?
Me: Ummm, *Lying* No it was the spur of the moment, so I couldn't pack clothes.
Maze: O.O I don't really have "girl" clothes....
Me: I'm kidding. I packed clothes.
Maze: *Relieved* OK.
Me:
Well, I'm going to end this post here. I'll tell you everything next time, but my paw is killing me!

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Name: Magic!
Looks:
Personality: Fun and clumbsy. She is pretty and loves to read, she loves to sing and act.
Group wanted to be in: Outcasts, but probably wanted in populars.
Other: she keeps a pineapple
15 and has a pet bunny named fluffy

Name: Max
Looks:
Personality: he is flirty and cute. He is really cute when he gets flabbergasted around his crushes.
Group: umm probably popular but he crushes on outcasts
Other: none really(:he loves woodshop.
16 and has a woodchuck named beaver

Name:Carly
Looks:
Personality: She is super popular. She is nice to girls she likes but you dont want to get in her way.
Group: Populars!
Other: She is major competition for sally! She has a pear
16 and has a puppy named poof

Name:Waterfall
Looks:
Personality: she is nice to everyone and is shy. Will hardly talk to anyone but people she knows
Group: Geeks( she really shouldnt be though)
Other:she keeps a Grapebunch
She has a kitten named ginger and is 15

[Fading Dreams]

Username: F r o z e n
Pet name: Ann
Group: (Only accepting 2 outcasts!): Outcast?
Age: she's 14
Personality: (No perfect characters.): Shy normally once you meet her but is outgoing, and friendly once you get to know her. She's once in a while clumsy...
Pets: A butterfly o-o
Do they keep a diary/journal/Fruit or veggie or whatever?: Nope Ann does not...

[creaky bones]

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[Fo-Fo Firefly]

Pet's name: Kleo
Adopt virtual pets at Chicken Smoothie!
Username: Fo-Fo Firefly
Pet name: Kleo
Group: (Only accepting 2 outcasts!) Outcast or maybe she could just be a loner... Geek is ok too
Age: Um... 16... You can change that though
Personality: (No perfect characters.) very... Different. She likes to be crazy and sleep in boxes. She loves to draw unicorns, turtles and pretty much anything cute. She doesn't talk much unless saying something random or an insult no one can figure out/ doesn't make sense.
Pets: hmm... Oh yes she has a Turtle named Turtle (very origanal XD !)
Do they keep a diary/journal/Fruit or veggie or whatever? she has a drawing notebook that she sometimes rights stories in.
Other: she can control water but its ok if you don't include this

[patella]

Pet's name: Harper
Adopt virtual pets at Chicken Smoothie!
Username: Peaches∞
Pet name: Harper
Group: (Only accepting 2 outcasts!) Outcast would probably be the best fit but if you don't have room then you can choose c:
Age: 16
Personality: (No perfect characters.) She loves everything that has to do with nature. She's all for 'save the earth' and 'recycle' and she's always involved with helping those in need. She's very friendly and outgoing and she also kind of has a hippy-ish vibe.
Pets: She has a little brown bunny named Funflower.
Do they keep a diary/journal/Fruit or veggie or whatever? No journal or diary.... (it kills the trees) :p

[Misty Draws]

Username: ScarySkittles
Pet name: Kathy
Group: (Only accepting 2 outcasts!) populars
Age: 16
Personality: (No perfect characters.) can be mean if you get on her bad side but she can be nicer than sally
Pets:http://www.chickensmoothie.com/viewpet.php?id=112299610
Do they keep a diary/journal/Fruit or veggie or whatever?
She has a sugar glider named sugar man

[SilverPhoenixMoon]

Username:SilverPhoenixMoon
Pet name:Angel Disguise
Group: Goth
Age: 16
Personality: acts totally goth and gloomy on the outside but all she really wants is for a boy to look past the dark outside and see that all she really wants is a friend
Pets: none
Do they keep a diary/journal/Fruit or veggie or whatever? yes but she will not show it to anyone or admit it exists



Pet name: Kahlee Kat (sister of Katie)
Group: Popular (but she is a nice popular and if you want could be friends with castle)
Age: 16
Personality:Totally outgoing and boisterous
Pets:none
No diary also she has wings under her cloak like her sister (if cats can have wings)



Pet name: Katie Cat (sister of Kahlee)
Group:Nerd
Age:16
Personality: Extremely quiet and charming and totally akward around element because she has the BIGGEST crush on him
pets:none
She has a diary but has it in a safe place where no one can find it also she hides her wings under her cloak as well