At Death's Door - Sixth Book In The TIAJNAD Series!

[Nonexsitent]

How your historical what not coming along?
Bob: It's a Historical Fiction
Me: Whatever
Bob: You really need to get a brain
Me: No I don't einstein
Bob: Yes you do
Me: No I don't
Bob: You wear glasses, act like a nerd yet your really stupid
Me: And this is coming from the one who DOESN'T exist
Bob: .....
(sorry Bob's my imaginary friend XD I hate him =.=)

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How your historical what not coming along?
Bob: It's a Historical Fiction
Me: Whatever
Bob: You really need to get a brain
Me: No I don't einstein
Bob: Yes you do
Me: No I don't
Bob: You wear glasses, act like a nerd yet your really stupid
Me: And this is coming from the one who DOESN'T exist
Bob: .....
(sorry Bob's my imaginary friend XD I hate him =.=)

I'm ALMOST done! just a few more paragraphs!

And uh.... hello non-real Bob.... XD

[• DEFY THE CAPITOL •]

Okay! I'm done! Here's another entry!





















Flower wouldn't shut up the whole day. She kept on talking really fast and really annoyingly. And it was even worse when she sang.
GUESS WHO'S CUTE? GUESS WHO'S CUDDLY? GUESS WHO IS SUPER DUPER FLUFFY? GUESS WHO IS AWESOMENESS? WHO IS THE PRETTIES? ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! GUESS-
Guess who's gonna smack Flower up the head?!
And after that Flower didn't sing anything. Thank you, Jenette! But, unfortunately, she didn't stop talking.
YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE I LIKE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE IS SOOOO GOOD CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THEN GOOD IT'S AWESOME I WANT CHOCOLATE PLEASE GET ME SOME BECAUSE IT IS SOOOO GOOD YUP IT IS SOOOOO GOOD YES YES YES GIMME CHOCOLATE GIMME IT NOW CHOCOLATE IS SOOOOO-
You know what I want to give you? A free pass to being thrown down a volcano!
Flower's eyes got big and she shut up. FINALLY!
So..... how do you know where to go?
You know what I'll never do again? Ask Flower a question.
OH IT IS ACTUALLY QUITE COOL BECAUSE YOU SEE ONE DAY WHEN I WAS ABOUT TWO AND A QUARTER YEARS OLD SOMEBODY SAID THEY WHERE AWESOME AND SO I HAD A PINAPPLE EATING CONTEST WITH THEM AND EVEN THOUGH I HAD A MASSIVE STOMACHE ACHE AFTERWORD I WON AND SO I WAS ALL LIKE "I'M MORE AWESOME THEN YOU" AND THEY STILL SAID THEY WHERE AWESOME SO I WAS ALL LIKE "NOOOO I'M AWESOMER" AND SO THEY WHERE LIKE "NOOOO I AM! YOU ARE A LOSER!" AND SO THEN I STARTED YELLING AND THEN HE STARTED YELLING AND THEN I STARTED YELLING AND THEN HE STARTED YELLING AND I ENDED UP WINNING AND SO THEN I GOT TO EAT ANOTHER PINAPPLE AND I WAS SOOOOO HAPPY AND THEN I ATE CHOCOLATE AND I WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOO SOOOOO HAPPY AND THEN I ATE ANOTHER PINAPPLE AND ANOTHER AND ANOTHER AND ANOTHER BECAUSE THEY ARE SOOOO GOOD AND ANOTHER AND ANOTHER AND ANOTHER AND-
I want to shove a pinapple up your nose!
THAT'S NOT VERY NICE OF YOU YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE NICE BECAUSE-
I AM NICE! NOW SHUT UP!
BUT I LOVE TALKING IT'S CALLED SASAGELISING AND-
It's pronounced "Soscialising". Not "Sausagelising". It sounds like you're going to eat ham.
OH ANYWAY BACK TO MY STORY I EAT ANOTHER PINAPPLE AND ANOTHER AND ANOTHER AND-
Hey, how about we get back to SILENCE?!
BUT SILENCE IS BORING AND TALKING IS MUUUCH BETTER SO LET'S TALK SINCE I LOVE TALKING YA THAT WORKS I'M GOING TO KEEP ON-
Jenette knocked Flower to the ground.
If you keep on talking, you are guaranteed a mouthfull of dirt and an earful of sunflower seeds!
OH OH OH YOU SAID SUNFLOWER THAT'S MY NAME YAYAYAYYAYAY I AM SO-
Jenette stuffed dirt up Flower's mouth and dumped sunflower seeds in her ear.
I warned you.
Flower spat out the dirt and began dumping out the sunflower seeds in her ears.
Jenette, how much closer are we?
About five more seconds I'm assuming.
What?
And suddenly, there we were. We were standing in front of a large waterfall and the Speaking River. I set Jessy down (since I had been carrying her the whole time). And suddenly I remembered.
Jenette? Are you sure you want to do this?
I'm sure. I want to save Jessy.
Jenette took a deap breath and walked up to the Speaking River.
Amy?
Ya?
There's something else I didn't tell you about this.
What is it?
Jenette gulped.
I can't just sacrifice my voice.
I suddenly grew worried.
What do you mean?
Jenette looked at Jessy, and then at me.
I have to sacrifice all of me.
What? No! Don't do it, Jenette! You can't!
I have to, Amy! I have to save Jessy!
Jenette took a deep breath.
No!
I ran toward her. But I was too late. She jumped into the Speaking River.

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Oh, and stalkerwans, you know what's really funny? Look at this:

AGAHAGAHAGHA. Okay, slapping the mom was one thing. Someone needs to push Jenette down a flight of stairs!

If I met Jenette and she called me a geek, here's what I'd say:
"Go fall in a hole. Oh, and getting good grades doesn't make me a geek, it means that, unlike you, I have a brain."

I so wish I could punch Jeanette in the face.

Yeah, I'm positive it's Jenette now. I wanna throw a shoe at her so badly....

Maybe Jeanette DID Do it!

Everybody hated Jenette in the beginning! XD And now they're all posting this:

NO JEANETTE CAN'T DIE! SHE JUST CAN'T!

Thanks a lot. You killed Jeanette. My favorite character

They all love Jenette now! XDXDXD

(NOTE: I do not mean to offend anyone)

[Nonexsitent]

Couldn't you just sacrifice Flower?
Bob: Your cruel
Me: But I hate Flower!
Karasu (Bob's girlfriend): So...she is so annoying I wanted to push her into the river
Me: Same here
Bob: Hello, it had to be someone who loved Jessy
Karasu: *Punches Bob* Get a grip

Could you please write more?

[CookieRaider]

hey can anyone hand me a gun? or a knife i wanna shut flower up right now xD

[Ellies]

Jenett........

[xxazul63xx]

NO NO NO! NOT JEANETTE, SACRIFICE FLOWER! SACRIFICE HER!

[• DEFY THE CAPITOL •]

Couldn't you just sacrifice Flower?
Bob: Your cruel
Me: But I hate Flower!
Karasu (Bob's girlfriend): So...she is so annoying I wanted to push her into the river
Me: Same here
Bob: Hello, it had to be someone who loved Jessy
Karasu: *Punches Bob* Get a grip

Could you please write more?

I'll write more later. Still thinking on what to write next.

hey can anyone hand me a gun? or a knife i wanna shut flower up right now xD

lol!

Jenett........

One simple word.... and yet it can mean so much...

NO NO NO! NOT JEANETTE, SACRIFICE FLOWER! SACRIFICE HER!

It has to be someone that loves Jessy. I don't think Flower loves Jessy.... that would be awkward... XD

[xxazul63xx]

Maybe if jessy is all nice to flower, flower would love jessy and then you sacrifice flower!