This is not a diary, this is a Hawk!

[BrandNewMelody]

What did I just read .-.

[pinkgeneguy]

The best d*mn excuse in American/Your Locations History

[BrandNewMelody]

Ikr XD
I'm amurican

[pinkgeneguy]

Flare is OFC from a story I made. Fanfic I made)
Flare: "Avengers Assemble to take down 20lait1's wall of writer blocks"
Other Avengers: *gather and begin attacking wall*

[20lait1]

Dear Hawk,

Today's the weirdest day of my life. (Nah, there might be more weirder days, but right now it's right weird.)

I received a message - 1:00 AM in the really early morning. Turns out it was from Jewel - and because of internet connection and stuff that was why it was so late. It was supposed to be sent yesterday. Okay, a message. Who cares. The problem is that I wanted to try out a cool new music/sound ringtone thing when I got the message, it blared out really loud music - and since I left my IPaw on the side of my bed, it blasted it right in my ear. Now I think I'm half deaf. Probably not. So yeah, the message -

From Jewel

A video of the sorting - Click the attachment!

*click*

???: Hi! I'm Monica, and I like -
Snowy: Outcasts because you spoke first!
Monica: And I like flying!
Snowy: Where are your wings?
Monica: Here! *shows tiny wings*
Snowy: Humph. And your fashion style is sooo dull! Like, who wears white and red these days?
Monica: Me!
Snowy:
Monica: *walks off*



Snowy: Gah! WHAT ARE YOU, YOU CREEP?!
???: I am Maggie, and for your question, I am a deer.
Snowy: What's wrong with your fashion style? That purple is soooo dark! Pink is sooo much better! Interests?! AND SPEAK UP!
Maggie: I invent potion and spells.... And the rest is not for you to know.
Snowy: OUTCASTS! Why aren't there any girls actually WORTH being a popular like me?!
Maggie: *quietly walks off*

They look kind of nice... It's 1:10 AM now. I can't sleep... Ugh. I'm going down to get something to drink.

I'm at the table now, sipping a warm cup of something I don't know cause I can't find the light switch. It tastes good, anyways. Wait - I hear pawsteps. Is somebody coming down the stairs? No, not the stairs.... WHO ARE YOU?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!



Me: WHO ARE YOU?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?! DON'T TOUCH MY DRINK!!!! *secretly takes photo of him*
???: To answer your question, I am Shadowheart. I am in your house to eliminate the chosen ones. And for the third one.... *reaches out paw*
*darkness shoots out, coils around the cup and spills it all over the ground*
Shadowheart: I did not touch your drink. I simply used the element of darkness to spill your drink. Now... I guess I will have to remove you from existence.
Me: Wait - I think I saw you before! Your name's Justin Barker, right? That famous singer?
Shadowheart: I am not this Justin Barker dog you are talking about -
Me: Good. Cause his songs are in the dumps.
Shadowheart: ..... I am Shadowheart. *shows teeth* Now...
Me: *screams like a girl* Eeeeeek!!!! *shoots wind at him*
Shadowheart: *blocks it with a shadowy claw* You screamed like a girl. Not what I was expecting, but I should have been more careful. Expect the unexpected.
Me: Wha - I did not scream like a girl!
Shadowheart: ..... Goodbye. I will pause time so none of your family with notice me.
Me: Then how are they still sleeping now? And why am I moving?
Shadowheart: I simply allowed you to. Now, any last words?
Me: Erm... RUN!!! *dashes outside* (Yeah, I know. So heroic. But still, unexpected, right?)
Shadowheart (Going to call him Shadow - that's too long.): Come back! *runs after me*
Me: *flies into the air* You can't get me!
Shadow: Hmm.... *holds up paw*
*shadowy claws start attempting to grab me*
Me: GET AWAY FROM ME!!! *shoots aimless gusts of wind*
Shadow: A weakling, barely trained. Humph. Prepare to - Oh. The Hell Clan needs you alive.
Me: WHY ME?! WHY - *gets grabbed by claws*
*claws bring me down*
Me: GET THOSE CLAWS OFF ME!!!! *shoots out mini twister*
*shadows get absorbed (is that even possible?)*
Me: YES! I WO - AHHHH!!!! *falls to the ground* I'VE GOT A BRUISE ON MY NOSE!!!!
Shadow: *sighs* Take her. And time will still be frozen.

The last thing I remembered was faceplanting the ground. What an awesome display of power. Not.



When I woke up the first thing I did was spit (cause my throat was dry....) There was a dog with an evil smirk on his face who was staring right into my face.

*spit hits him in the eye*
???: MY EYE! HOW DARE YOU, YOU WORTHLESS DOG, FOR SPITTING -
Me: Blah blah blah. Now, where is the Shadowheart guy? And you deserve the spit. *spits again in his face*
???: MY OTHER EYE! I'M BLIND! I'M INFECTED WITH A SEVERE EYE DISEASE! HELP ME!
Me: Why are you overreacting so much?
???: I'M NOT OVERREACTING! MY EYES HURT!
Me: Just tell me your name. So I don't need to write so many question marks.
???: HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW ME! I AM THE GREAT, WONDERFUL, POWERFUL -
Me:
???: AWESOME -
Me: Just tell me your name!
???: Soulstealer.
Me: I'm going to call you Soul for short. So anyways, why am I here?
Soul: You are in one of our hideouts. The Hell Clan will collect you later. So anyways, my power is so great, wonderful, powerful and awesome, cause I can steal souls!
Me: Wow, I didn't guess. *insert sarcasm here*
Soul: That proves what a foolish dog you are! And to shut that big mouth of yours -
Me: You have a bigger one -
Soul: I will steal your soul for the moment!
Me: Wait - Wha...
Soul: *touches my arm with a paw*
Me: MY ARM! MY FUR'S TURNING BLACK.....

The soul stealing... was kinda weird. My head suddenly felt all airy and stuff (Yeah, right, I have the air element, but really? I am NOT an airhead.) and I was kinda.... absorbed into Soul's head.

Me: What am I doing in your head? LET ME OUT!
Soul: Dude, shut your trap! You're even louder in my head -
ME: LET ME OUTTTTTT!!!!!!
Soul: Gah! MY HEAD! *faints*
Me: ..... Hello? Anyone home?
Soul: .......
Me: Okay, I'm stuck in your head. LET ME OUTTTTTT!!!!!!!
Soul: ....... Fine.

I was absorbed back in my own body again (which was lying on the ground) and as soon as I was back in my body (with a headache) I jumped up and knocked Soul out - again. Then I heard another voice - I remember it from somewhere... Wind? Air? I dunno.



Shadow: Heh. You knocked out Soulstealer, didn't you? Well then, the Hell Clan is coming to pick you up soon. Guess I have to deal with it -
Me: *picks up random rock on the ground and smashes him on the head* Warning - don't do this at home, Shadow!
Shadow: ..... *gets knocked out*
Me: Yay! Now for a heroic escape...

So my first idea - since I was kept in something that looked like an empty room with a closed window, I simply threw the rock at the window, which happily shattered. Then, I flew up (banging my head on the ceiling three times) and squashed myself through the window. Did I mention I stole the key to the cell from Shadow? It was lying around, so it's mine now! Now they're trapped in there! So, now, where am I.... I think I'm.... Wait - there's a cell in that unused shed? There's a secret door to be opened... and it needs a password. In those spy movies and stuff, the spies use a code breaker or something to fix a password... It could be any combination! Wait - I think I hear something *slips and mashes snout on password* NOOOOOO!!!! I'm going to be blown cut to pieces
by lasers and stuff after an awesome escape -

Door: Password confirmed.
Me:
Door: *slides open*
Me:
Door: Door will close in 5...
Me:
Door: 4......
Me:
Door: 3.....
Me:
Door: 2.....
Me:
Door: 1...
Me: NOOOOO! *leaps outside*
Door: Door closed.
Me: Ow... My head.... And my nose.... I think I can fly home. And it looks like time's moving again, cause well.... it does. I'm going back home....

So yeah, after a flight of crashing into a sign that advertised toothpaste, nearly forgetting how to fly when I saw a shadow on the streets (which was just a bush) and a couple of bruises, I got home nice and safely. I found the light switch and the spilt drink was on the floor - Puppy Fruit Drinks? I WAS DRINKING SOMETHING MEANT FOR PUPPIES?! Agh! I need to clean it up.... And I'm kinda scared that Shadow and Soul are going to get me - again. S-see you, H-hawk.

[abxy]

What. I can't take this seriously.

Soulstealer is awesome. So is Shadowheart.
Terrible villains, they are. XD

[chimique,]

I'm attending Furford Academy!

Name:jackson
Gender:male
Personality: flirty and sweet he is quite dependent on anyone he meets
Hobbies:flirting,taking girls shopping, doing peoples hair and male fashion
Group:jocks
Is he/she a friend of Skyler?no
Others: he loves Mackenzie (if its okay) and has a thick British accent

[20lait1]

I'm attending Furford Academy!

Name:jackson
Gender:male
Personality: flirty and sweet he is quite dependent on anyone he meets
Hobbies:flirting,taking girls shopping, doing peoples hair and male fashion
Group:jocks
Is he/she a friend of Skyler?no
Others: he loves Mackenzie (if its okay) and has a thick British accent

Mackenzie comes from DWD's Dragon. Yeah, I guess so.... I might need DWD'S permission first though. Accepted anyways! (I'm doing a collab with DWD now, so if you want to join Barktree, I need permission from DWD. If you want to join Furford, then he probably won't know about Mackenzie.)

[chimique,]

I can ask dwd if you want ?

[20lait1]

I can ask dwd if you want ?

No thanks, I can do it myself. But thanks for offering.