THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A VENUS FLYTRAP! Original Sequel!

[GizmoTheDragon]

"Umm... Does This Count As Witty?"

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Username~ -Princess Luna-
Pet's Name~ Moon
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ {Jock, prep, outcast, nerd, etc.?} Outcast
Personality~ brave in battle for epicness. she is also totally awesome dealing with bullies
Codeword~ {disregard this, there is no codeword} None. Disregarded.
Other~

hello!
it's been a little while and my character hasn't gotten a part yet.
because of that, do you mind if i rename her?

if you dont mind,
her name will be lune. she will be brave and nice but will be called
loonie lune by bullies. those are all the changes i want to make.

if you mind,
just keep everything the same, thanks! c:

Wait a minute, was that one posted on the first story? ARGH! It was, wasn't it? I'm SO sorry that I forgot to add her in. See, I actually started writing this before I disappeared and finished it yesterday and I must have lost track of her. I assure you I had all intentions of adding her to the story and I am sincerely sorry that I forgot her again. (This is especially bad because I over-looked her in cactus as well X.X) Anyway, I don't mind making any changes to her character at all and she will be the FIRST pet featured in the next entry.

[sheepsorrel]

it's fine.
okay, thank you! c"x

[GizmoTheDragon]

Dear plant with an appetite for living insect flesh,

I woke up this morning with the funny feeling that something weird was going to happen. Does that ever happen to you? Do you ever feel weird premonitions as soon as you hop out of bed. Do you just get up saying things like "You know, it seems like this is going to be a freaky accident kind of day."? Wait, why am I talking to you? You're a plant. Plants don't speak. Silly me.

Anyway, I went to this really boring class this morning (it was called 'History'. Now, does anyone remember the last time I ever mentioned history class? If I recall rightly, it was the day that I saw Serena hook up with Raven and I used my history test as a tissue to absorb my salty misery. Yeah. that was it. Oh, those were the good old days, weren't they?)

Oh, wait. Sorry, I kind of got sidetracked by a sudden, unexpected wave of nostalgia. Where was I? History! Right! Anyway, I was bored out of my mind when I started talking to this girl:

Lune:

Hey! I'm Ka- Sora! -Sora (I really can't get over this whole new name thing)
I'm Lune. -Lune
Ooooh. Lune. That's a pretty name! -Sora
Thanks! Wait... you're new here, aren't you? -Lune
Yeah. How'd you know? -Sora
Because you're one of the few people I've talked to who hasn't called me 'Loonie Lune'. It's ridiculous! -Lune
Wow. That sucks! -Sora
Actually, it's not too bad. See, I have this great way of dealing with haters. -Lune
Really, how? -Sora
At about that moment, some random kid called out across the room.
HEY, LOONIE LUNE! THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR FACE! -Random kid (Wow, that was PERFECT timing. It's such a coincidence that my rational mind says 'this totally wasn't a coincidence'.)
Actually, I have to kindly disagree. I really like my face. -Lune
YEAH! WELL I DON'T! -Random kid
Well, I like my face, and that's all that matters. -Lune
BUT I SAID THAT I DON'T LIKE IT! -Random kid
It's not your face. It's not your problem. -Lune
YEAH, BUT!
Shhhhh. *whispers* Not your problem o.o -Lune
I had to fight down the urge to applaud her.
Bravo! You see, I never would've dealt with him that way! The last time I dealt with a bully I destroyed her plot to rule the world and she ran away in tears. It was effective, but crude. I like your method. It hurts less feelings. -Sora
Hey, there's something to be said for making your enemies cry. I just don't like to do that to other people. -Lune
And I respect that. Now, you want to go grab some lunch? -Sora
Lunch? Class started ten minutes ago and we don't have lunch for another two hours. -Lune

That was the point where I dragged her out to the empty cafeteria, because no one who writes a diary actually GOES TO CLASS. In fact, WHO DOES THAT NOWADAYS, ANYWAY? With technology slowly taking over the world, we're soon be entirely cyberschooling and being anti-social behind our computer screens anyway. All sense of school culture (and maybe just culture, period) will be lost before the end of the century anyway, so what does it matter if I skip a few here and there?

So, we got there and we were the only ones in the cafeteria except for, of course, THE POPULAR KIDS! Ewww. I hate those people. Delphinium and Misty and some girl I've never seen before were eating salads and discussing the pros of doing morning yoga. GAH! The gall of these people! How dare they skip our on class! What? Do they think that they can just waltz out whenever they want?! EDUCATION IS IMPORTANT, PEOPLE! NEWSFLASH: SMART PEOPLE RULE THE WORLD!



^^That's the girl with Delphinium and Misty that I'd never seen before. when I asked, Lune said.

Oh! That's Arcandia! She's pretty well known around here, I'm surprised you didn't hear about her before. -Lune
Tell me, does she look like she's harboring evil secrets or plotting to rule the world? -Sora
Arcandia? No way! She's always been as nice as can be, especially for being as popular as she is! I hear that at other schools, popular people can get pretty snobby just because people like them. -Lune
Yeah. we call that the 'enlargement of the ego'. -Sora
Well, that would never happen to Arcandia. Now, I'm sorry Sora, but I have to go to class. Education is important. -Lune

Education is important? What shade of crazy IS this woman? Nonetheless, I bid her good day and figure that I should probably go back to my own class. I did, actually. I went to class for the rest of the day without incident. It wasn't until I went back to my room that things got strange.

As soon as I walked in the door, someone threw a bag over my head. Now, being a girl of many near death experiences: almost being hit by a semi truck, having people break into my house to 'maim' me, and having my new room mate come after me with a toothbrush, I'm well experienced in this department. So, I did what any 'smart' heroine would do: NOTHING AT ALL.

You're coming with us. -???
Oh. Okay! C: -Sora
Wait, that's it? No struggling? No screaming? Just 'okay'? -???
Don't question it. Let's just beat her over the head with a table lamp, stuff her in the burlap sack, and be on with our day. -???
Wait, I don't think I'm okay with the table lamp and burlap sack plan, it sound almost like I'm in danger-

And then everything went black.

I woke up in a dark basement with a candle in my lap and a headache like you wouldn't believe. I rubbed my head, wondering 'Hey, what happened to my head?'. Then I had a revealing flashback of everything that happened, walking my room, the kidnappers, the table lamp.

Oh, yeah. Is now a good time to panic?

Before I could have an all out panic attack, some mysterious voices sounded in the dark.

Sora. You have been brought here to be part of an old, traditional ceremony. Do you have any objections? -???
*rubs head* Only if it involves another table lamp. those things HURT! -Sora
Are you sure she's cut out for this? She doesn't seem like SSD material to me. -???
Yeah. She seems a bit dense to me. -???
Guys, be nice. In her defense, she DID just get clonked on the head pretty hard. -???
Hey, I've got a first aid kit if she needs it. -???
You can play doctor later. For now, we've got a ceremony to conduct. -???
Again, what kind of ceremony is this? -Sora
This is a ceremony that, if you proceed can never be undone. -???
Oh my god! You're gonna cut off my wings, aren't you? DON'T! I've only had these babies of THREE DAYS! -???
No! We're not gonna cut off your wings! We aren't crazy! -???
Then what am I doing in a dark basement with a candle? -Sora
We want to make you part of our organization: the Secret Sisters of the Dawn. -???
Newsflash to people who don't already know: I have my own organization back at normal school. The OUTCASTS! But then again.... I'm not at normal school any more.
And what is the point of this organization? -???
Uhhh.... you know, that's a good question. But it's a question for later... Look, we're the weirdoes of fallen angel society. We have to stick together. -???
Losers of angel society? those words were music to my ears. These were DEFINITELY my kind of people.
Sure, make me part of your crazy cult thingy. -Sora
IT IS NOT A CULT! Anyway, to complete the ceremony, blow out your candle. -???
Wow, this is easier than finding old people at a bingo game. *blows out candle* -Sora
Excellent. Now sit beside me and join the circle. One by one we will all light our candles until you know who all of the Sisters. -???

I followed her orders, moving toward the sound of her voice until I almost tripped over her where she was sitting, but two people moved over so I could sit in the circle. Once I was seated, they started.



I am Divinity the brazen, leader of the Sisters. I'll admit, I can be a bit cold at times. -Divinity

Mackenzie:

I am Mackenzie the adventurous. Not that I care what you think about that. -Mackenzie

Lolita:

I am Lolita the sarcastic, and yes, I really like pink. Hope it's not a problem. -Lolita

Choco:

I am Choco the sweet. And I do realize that it's extremely ironic because of my fondness for candy. -Choco

Verity:

I am Verity the smart, and I'm proud to admit that I know the first one hundred twenty digits of pi. -Verity

Jess:

I am Jessy the kind... are we really required to say more than that? -Jess

Ahi:

I am Ahi the proud. Before you ask, my name means FIRE, not anything else. FIRE. Emphasis on the FIRE part. -Ahi

ShadowStorm:

I am ShadowStorm the secretive. I don't live in a cave... yet. -ShadowStorm

Goldenheart:

I am Goldenheart the graceful. I am probably the most elegant person in this room. -Goldenheart

Nikita:

I am Nikita the warm hearted. It's not entirely true, I mean, I'm rude to ruder people. -Nikita

(Princess) Arcandia:

I am Arcandia the enigmatic. I'm kind of popular, which makes it kind of weird to be here but... I don't know. I'm here. -Arcandia

Leliana:

I am Leliana the sly. I swear that I probably haven't killed anyone... within the past six months. -Leliana

Violet:

I am Violet the energetic! Do you really need to know much else? I'm just a happy person! -Violet

Then the next one was, surprisingly enough, Lune! (So, she's part of this cult organization too?)

I am Lune the brave, and haters don't got nothin' on me. -Lune

There were two more people beside me, and I was surprised to see that they were my room mates! (It also explains how it was so easy to kidnap me. THAT was what made it really easy, not my dispassionate, agreeable attitude toward the thought of being kidnapped.)

I am Samantha the insane. I prefer to addressed as a food item instead of by my real name. -Sammich
I am Lunae the sharp. That's pretty much it... I don't really have much of a personality. -Lunae

Finally, they came to me. Divinity looked at me. Now, what should we call you? Sora the....

Audacious? -Sammich
Suave? -Verity
Ahi & Leliana ((At the same time)): STUPID?
Let's go with.... special. -Divinity

Sora the Special. Huh. It kind of had a ring to it. I liked it.

[zoocyte]

This is awesome XD
*kidnaps venus fly trap and runs away*

[Anthem of Angels]

Dat was AWESOMESAUCE!!!

[GizmoTheDragon]

This is awesome XD
*kidnaps venus fly trap and runs away*

Thanks, and NOOOOOO! *steals venus flytrap back* I need this.

Dat was AWESOMESAUCE!!!

Thanks, I'm going to try ot have another part up before the end of the night.

[GizmoTheDragon]

Where for art thou flytrap?

Hah, ha, do you see what I did there? Totally a Romeo and Juliet pun! Score one for Shakespeare references! (Riley would be proud. Speaking of him, I really hope he hasn't killed Jake yet and that Jake and Layna are together. Alas, these questions I must know the answer to some day. Some day soon, I shall hope.)

So, why am I talking like I was pulled right out of the Renaissance? (Face it, people don't talk like this nowadays, especially teenagers. We teens are destroying the English language faster than the plague destroyed Europe.)

Anyway, I'm making bad references because the school is having a play, SQUEEEEE! No, it's not Romeo and Juliet (sadly. face it, I would totally make the best Juliet out of anyone I can think of. I'm a lot like Juliet: hopelessly romantic, erratic, completely underage, and unstable enough to threaten suicide in front of a priest.) So, what are we doing, you may ask? Hamlet? Nope. King Lear? Naw. Wicked? Keep guessing. Phantom of the Opera? Another great choice, but no. Out of guesses yet?

Just ask this guy:



((Teacher speaks in ugly color. Most teachers don't get colors, but this one talks a lot more than most of my teachers.))

OKAY STUDENTS! Sit down, please! Sit down! The sooner you get quiet, the sooner I can explain what the play will be. -Teacher

Now, you may be wondering why I'm doing this. Do I really look like a theatre geek to you? Well, I need a job some day, and I like to think I'd make a pretty good actress. I mean, I can cry on command. Yeah, yeah, I know. Crying does not a good actor make. Nonetheless, I just think it helps. Anyway, one of the requirements of being one of the Secret Sister of the Dawn is that you have to participate in some sort of school activity thing. It helps us be a varied group or whatever. Anyway, none of the sister auditioned for this except for me, Sammich, and Lunae. Most of the other Sisters opted for stage crew.

STUDENTS! STUDENTS, PLEASE! Anyway, now that you're quiet, I will tell you now that the play, as always, is one that I have written myself, exclusively for us in this school! -Teacher

There were several groans at the sound of this. I get the sinking feeling that Mr. Teacherface is not exactly a good playwright.

STUDENTS! STOP GROANING! Anyway, the play this year is called Midnight. It's about a moody, misunderstood teenage girl who moves from sunny, unbearably hot Alabama to live in social isolation with her estranged father in Maine-

*cough*Twilight*cough* -Sammich

The girl does not go willingly, but she is being forced by her mother to reconnect with a father she despises more than anything else in her life. You know, aside from rain and clouds and cold. She despises those much more-

*cough*Twilight*cough* -Sammich

The main character, Stella, is completely complex in the aspect that she is not complex at all. She is everything good vampire story protagonists are not- defenseless, romantic, lackluster, and completely average. She's really your average teenage girl, at least the average teenage girl with her soul sucked out. Take a teenage girl, subtract the personality, add a dash of extra hormones, and ta-da! You have Stella!

*cough*Twilight*cough* -Sammich

Of course, Stella is enrolled in a new school in Maine in the small, nonexistent town that no one has ever heard of, EVER called Pitchforks. She get's new friends, frenemies, enemies, and MORE THAN THAT-

*cough*Twilight*cough* -Sammich

She meets the character Edmund. Yes, Edmund. He's name after that character from Narnia that has everyone yelling at the televisions while they watch the movies. Any similarities to Edmund to any other fictional persons is completely coincidental. Anyway, Edmund is an elf. No, not one of Santa's short, obnoxious elves or the ones like Galadriel and Legolas in LOTR. He's a MODERN elf. He is stylish, only shows his pointy ears when he flips his Bieber-like hair, and is sexy enough to put any male model to shame. He is also so pale that polar bears look like they have a suntan next to him, but that's irrelevant-

*cough*Twlight*cough* -Sammich

BUT THERE IS A CONSEQUENCE! Edmund is an shadow elf and must suck the souls out of people to survive! No worries though. He only sucks the souls out of forest animals. Like squirrels. Yes, thousands of squirrels have had their souls ripped from their fuzzy bodies at his hand. Anyway, for some reason, Edmund is so attracted to Stella because of her bright, vibrant soul, which is ironic considering the lackluster-ness of her character.-

*cough*Twilight*cough* -Sammich

BUT THERE IS MORE! Stella soon finds herself threatened by Shadow elves who want to kill her for some vague reason. And she also finds herself stuck in a love triangle with a modern Dwarf, Jeremy. No, not a dwarf as in the shorter-than-average people. Dwarf as in the guys from the fantasy stories who are short, old, and have long, flowing beards. Not to worry though. He only transforms to a dwarf at will. Most of the time, Jeremy spends his time as a six foot tall hunk who never wears a shirt-

*cough*Twilight*cough* -Sammich

STUDENT! STOP COUGHING! Well, that's pretty much it. There is FIGHTING and DRAMA and AWKWARD MAKE-OUT SCENES and a little bit of action. strange, considering this is about deadly fantasy creatures, but oh well. and MUSIC and SINGING-

*cough*Twilight the Musical*cough* -Sammich

GRRR! NO COUGHING! Anyway, I hope you all enjoy yourself and audition. May the best actor win-

*cough* -Lunae

I SAID NO COUGHING! -Teacher

I'm sorry! I was really coughing! I'll stop now. ._. -Lunae

Okay, good. Now, let's start these auditions. -Teacher

Well, I auditioned, and I auditioned my hear tout! (I even fake cried ;) ) I just hope I get the character Stella. She seems like such a complex, juicy character. She might be more complex than any character I've ever read in any of my books before. The results will be posted tomorrow in the cafeteria. WISH ME LUCK, VF! :D

[Coolpaw5]

Omipotatochips, I loved how the teacher described Edmund! XD
Btw, I hope it's alright for me to post here. *looks around for angry fan girls holding pitchforks mobbing me for spamming the beloved VF*

[zoocyte]

There appears to be a sudden coughing epidemic..
*cough*twilight*cough*

[ivory.]

This desperately needs to join the potato/strange diary relationship!
It's ridiculously funny. XD " I'm a lot like Juliet: hopelessly romantic, erratic, completely underage, and unstable enough to threaten suicide in front of a priest.)" That line just got me. XD