THIS IS NOT A DIARY! IT IS A DEATHCAP! (Original 3rd Book)

[zoocyte]

Moar plot twists! :O *Marks Deathcap with a big letter X claiming it as mine*

[GizmoTheDragon]

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Dear Mr. Poisonous Mushroom Book Thing,

I went shopping todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy. Of course, you should have seen that coming. I mean, what else are stereotypical teenage girls good at? Sure, there's gossiping, spreading rumors, hardcore shipping, falling hopelessly in love with guys who don't know we exist. But that isn't EVERYTHING we can do. Like I said we're really good at shopping.

SHHH! Don't protest my stereotypes! Remember, I am a tomboy at heart, so I hate shopping!

Anyway, I went with Layna and Lexi and Hollie and we got total makeovers! *squeals in happiness* I mean, uh- *coughs* Yah, we got makeovers... it was no big deal.

Oh, and you know how I said I'm REALLY good at shipping and I'm a REALLY good matchmaker? I put that to the test today when I was interrogating talking to Layna. (about Jake. Mwahahahahahahhahahaaaaa >:D ) We were shoe shopping at the time.

LAYNA! Are you dating Jake yet? -Karma
Jake? *shrugs* Jake who? I don't know anyone named Jake. -Layna
>:| Gurl, don't play dumb with me. -Karma
Wait, wait, wait, so NOW I'm playing dumb?! Karma, how many times to have I have to tell you that PLAYING DUMB is a silly ploy used by under-confident women who either think stupidity is attractive to men or are too afraid to be honest about their feelings. Think about this, am I EITHER of those? I think not. And besides, why would it matter if Jake even asked me out because I would probably reject his butt anyway. I mean, and what's it matter if I like him? I don't need a man to function properly! I am fully in control of my life without someone else trying to help me! And another thing- -Layna
>:| Gurl, put your rant pants away and answer my question. -Karma
We're NOT dating! -Layna
*raises suggestive eyebrow* -Karma
I'm serious! -Layna
*walks around in impossibly tall heels* Hey guys, how to you think this looks? Shmexy? Or no? ;) -Lexi
O.O Those aren't heels. Those are stilts. -Hollie
No, I'm pretty sure they're heels *wobbles* Just a little tricky to balance on. -Lexi
Lexi, get down before you hurt yourself. -Hollie
Who are you, you mom? :P -Lexi
Hey, Lexi! Are Layna and Jake dating yet? -Karma
I don't know. Are they? They should be. -Lexi
D:< WE ARE NOT DATING! -Layna
EEEEP! SO much fury! *wobbles* Oh, no, oh, nooooooo! *wobbles more* -Lexi
O.O TAKE COVER!!!! -Karma
TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! *falls* -Lexi

And that was the part where we got kicked out of the store because SOMEBODY fell and knocked over a shelf of shoes.... which knocked over another.... and another..... and, well, you get the picture. So, then we went to the beach, where there were no shelves for anyone to knock over.

And then we ate icecream and I interrogated them all even more... apparently NONE of them are dating anyone yet, which is plain infuriating. How come I'M the only one who can catch a homicidal boyfriend in these parts? Granted, I am really crazy and insanely pretty, and he disappears for months at a time, but still!

I think I'm going to have to solve this >:) *rubs palms together evilly* Toodaloo, Deathcap. I have some plotting to do.

[leggieboo]

Is Karma gonna glue Jake and Layna together?

[Reiji]

Mark <3
If you ever need help with the pictures, just tell me Gizmo c:

[zoocyte]

Is Karma gonna glue Jake and Layna together?

Hmm..Sounds like a good idea!

[chescab]

This is really awesome sofar, perhaps you could have all the people... errrr animals have a line aboit the texts they sent her.

[ivory.]

mark

[Guest]

Mark.
I read through the whole books today. Glad I know which is the original.
Hope this isn't spam~!

[Reiji]

This is really awesome sofar, perhaps you could have all the people... errrr animals have a line aboit the texts they sent her.

That is a dream my friend xD

Also, i suggest we move our discussion to the fanclub

[frankie (dup)]

This seems pretty new! I read the first two and now... mark!

EDIT: Sorry, this is before I found out about the bookmarking feature.

And a question:

Are you taking characters at the moment, if not, will you? When?