High School Drama

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It's Alyssa here! So, today, I met my first mortal enemy! Yay...

It's so cliche to be hatin on the popular girl, but here we all are. The popular girl always has this sort of 'Meanness' surrounding her, ya know?

Her name's Courtney (typical popular name), she's the head cheerleader (typical role), she's dating the star of the football team (typical boyfriend), and all the boys in school like her (typical. Justttt typical.) I wrote typical so much I'm not even sure I spelt it right anymore @-@ I hate when that happens, like if you repeat saying a word over and over, it sounds sooooo weird. Try say 'Tree' over and over and yeah. I forgot what I was talking about... :T

OKAY, Courtney, is a typical popular mean girl, and she's so mean!!! **sobs**



We had ONE conversation and let me just say, she's a total... dog... Uhh... Yeah.

Me: Hi, I'm Alyssa.
Courtney: -___- Don't talk to me, freak.

AND IT WAS SO HORRIBLE BECAUSE THEN EVERYONE WAS LIKE LAUGHING AND I DIED IN A PIT OF SHAMEEEEE

Actually, it wasn't that bad, but STILL. PIT OF SHAME. CRYING. WAHHHHH

So, Time and Megan are actually really good friends, and they said they were friends since they were puppies, which I think is really cute and everything, but my crush is Time, so it's kinda like "errrrrr awkward," ya know what I'm saying?

For example, this conversation that took place after school:

Time: Hey Megan! Alyssa.
Megan: Time! What's up?
Me: The sky! Ba dum tsss

They gave me long, cold, hard stares.

Me: Well, geez, sorry.
Time: Oh, that reminds me of a joke. **cough** An actual good one. **cough** Knock knock.
Megan: Who's there?
Time: Who.
Megan: Who, who?
Time: Didn't know you were an owl! Ba dum tss.
Megan: HAHAHAHHAAH LOLOL ROFLOL
Me: Ha. Ha. Yeah, was that like, an inside joke or something?
Time: No, it's just a really good joke.

. . .

I mean,

REALLY?! HOW THE HECK WAS THAT ANY BETTER THAN MINE?! I MEAN, IT'S AT LEAST AT THE SAME LEVEL IF SOMEWHAT LOWER. UGH.

Me: .__. I'm starting to like you less and less.
Time: What was that?
Me: Nothing. -___-
Time: Okay. o3o I have to go home, see you later!
Megan: **wipes tears from eyes** Anyway, what do you want to do?
Me: Well, I-

A smell of strawberries and money wafted past our noses and I saw the she-devil walk past.

Courtney: **walks past us**
Me: HISSSSSSSS
Courtney: The fudge...? Did you just hiss at me?
Megan: **looks at me**
Me: Sorry, it was my body reaction.
Courtney & Megan: . . .
Me: **cough**

It turned so quiet, like the entire hallway of students were just staring at us.
And then, Lucy came. You remember Lucy? My infamous older sister with the hottest boyfriend in school?

Yeah, her. I'm sure you remember her more than me.



Lucy: Hey Court!
Courtney: Hey Lu! What are you still doing here?
Lucy: Oh, I was just finishing up some detention time. Did you know you aren't supposed to break books in the library?!

Lucy's a bit crazy, but she means well, so everyone excuses her for it. I mean, I don't get to do stuff like that. If I did that, everyone would just stare at me and avoid me. Life isn't fair.

Courtney: Um, why did you break the books?
Lucy: It was my Language Arts teacher's fault! She was like, "You have to hit the books!" And that's what I did, and I got into detention for it. **pouty face**
Courtney: **laughs** You're so cute. You act like a 3rd grader despite being 17.
Lucy: I can act 17 if I wanted to!
Courtney: Really? Try.
Lucy: **flips hair** Want to go to the mall? I heard there's a sale on high tops. Oh, and also, Logan is going to be joining us. You don't mind, right? Of course you don't. LOGAN. WE'RE GOING.
Courtney: o.o That was slightly melodramatic, but all in all, it was pretty good.

Then, answering like a dog, (That's not offensive. We're all dogs. (Except Grumpy Pete. Some say he's a small wolf. (Oh and Mrs. Petersen. They say she has so many pet cats that she turned into a cat herself.))) Logan came running to Lucy.



Logan: Hey Lucy.
Me: **COUGH COUGH**
Lucy: Omg, Alyssa! I didn't see you there! This is my sister.
Courtney: Wait, that thing that just hissed at me, is related to you?
Lucy: We're even twins!
Me: We're not twins.
Lucy: Logan, you met Alyssa before, right?
Logan: Yeah. Hi Alyssa.
Me: Hey Logan.

Logan was pretty chill. Nothing like that atrocious Courtney. I shake at the mere presence of her name.

Courtney: Let's get going. I need to get new shoes.

They all walked away.

Megan: Well, that was... interesting.
Me: Indeed. So... What were we talking about?
Megan: No idea.

And we continued on our normal day. And that children, marks the end of this story.

HAHA JK FOOLED YOU HAHAHAHAHA

Yeah, no.

Okay bye!

3. Postscripts

[CookieCat000]

Mark o3o

And I feel the exact same way when I repeat a word over and over, example:
"Every, every, every, every, every, every, every, Hey this looks weird, am I spelling it right?"

I FEEL THE PAIN.

[time~fox]

YAASSS YOU STARTED A NEW ONE. MARRRRRK.

Are you going to make a fan club so we don't spam this up too much? Cause we probably will..

[hollyglow]

Yep, that's what happened with da Patato of awesomeness!

[Coolpaw5]

Mark o3o

And I feel the exact same way when I repeat a word over and over, example:
"Every, every, every, every, every, every, every, Hey this looks weird, am I spelling it right?"

I FEEL THE PAIN.

#THESTRUGGLE

YAASSS YOU STARTED A NEW ONE. MARRRRRK.

Are you going to make a fan club so we don't spam this up too much? Cause we probably will..

Yep, that's what happened with da Patato of awesomeness!

Probably not, because if someone wants to go to the next post, there's a link to the next post at the bottom. C:

[Coolpaw5]

HI. ALYSSA HERE.

So, today Lucy and Logan were nearby my locker like, doing PDA or something, and I was just like, "Can you go away?"
And they went away, so now I feel lonely. :C

Life isn't fair.

Megan and I were at the nearby mall because she needed a new jacket.



Megan: Hey, I narrowed it down to two jackets.
Me: Cool, which ones?
Megan: Okay, it's between this neon green jacket and this neon yellow jacket.

Both jackets physically hurt my eyes, so I had to shield away from them.

Me: Do you purposely have horrible fashion sense, or do you just really like neon colors?
Megan: What do you mean?
Me: Uh, nothing. HOW ABOUT, a nice plain and simple, white jacket? See? Like this one? Or how about a color that doesn't require me to wear sunglasses to look at you?
Megan: Um... I think the green one is better.

Despite my best efforts, she still bought the horrible neon green one and proudly wore it out. She looked like a Christmas decoration gone wrong.

Megan: Hey, Time just texted me that he was at that popular fast food joint that I can't name because I'm not sponsored. You wanna come?
Me: SURE!
Megan: o.O Okay... You sound like you have a crush on him or something.
Me: HAHAHA. NO. PSSSSHHHHHH NEVER.

Real smooth. Lucky for me, she was as good at detecting lies as good as I was at lying.

Megan: Okay, good. He really is a nice guy, but he just emits a "friend-only" kinda feeling, ya know?
Me: I see what you mean.
Megan: Anyway, let's go.

So we walked over to the popular fast food joint and found him sitting at a table in the corner. He smiled at us walking in, his expression faltering a little before perking up again.

Time: Hey Megan! Hey Alyssa, I didn't expect you to come.
Me: Yeah, I was out shopping with her.
Megan: Like my new jacket?
Time: **puts on sunglasses** It looks... great on you!
Megan: Did you order for us already?
Time: Well, I didn't expect Alyssa to come, so I only ordered for the both of us. I knew what you wanted, so I took the liberty of doing it for you. Sorry, Alyssa.
Me: It's okay. I'll just go and order now. Do you need anything else?
Megan: How sweet. But, there's only one soda...?
Time: **blush** Ah, well, I guess I forgot about that. Sorry.
Megan: It's cool. Hey, can you get two sodas instead of one?
Me: Sure. Be right back.

I ordered just a burger and fries with two drinks. Going back to the table, I found the both of them laughing at yet ANOTHER inside joke.

Time: So, she was like- Oh, hey Alyssa.
Me: Oh, don't mind me. Continue your story.
Time: So, she said, "Just shut up and stop being a coward!"
Megan: She really said that to DAVID?!
Time: So I've heard. Sorry Alyssa, it must be really boring to listen to us talk about inside jokes and stuff.

More boring than you think, but I'm glad you care.

Me: It's alright. You guys were friends before I butt in and joined you.

So they smiled and continued talking about their story. Truthfully, it was really boring. Like mega boring. I feel like even though I said that, they should at least try to talk about things that I could possibly know about....

WAHHHHHHHHHH

Lol.

Okay.

Bye.

Postscript (That's P.S.): I'm hungry.

P.P.S.: We found out today that my sister suffers from PPS, Peter Pan Syndrome. It's not serious, and she's not going to die from it, but she's going to stay young foreverrrrr AHHHH

P.P.P.S: My family went to a buffet and I ate a ton of crab. And chocolate covered strawberries.

P.P.P.P.S.: There's too many Postscripts.

P.P.P.P.P.S.: I really should get going.

P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: Okay. This is it. Bye.

4. OMG IT'S RAZOR!!! OuO i dont know him.

[CookieCat000]

Lovin' it!

I have an idea, how about renaming the Potato diary fanclub to
"POTATO Diary AND High School Drama Diary FANCLUB!", so the fanclub can be used for both stories? c:

[Coolpaw5]

Lovin' it!

I have an idea, how about renaming the Potato diary fanclub to
"POTATO Diary AND High School Drama Diary FANCLUB!", so the fanclub can be used for both stories? c:

Well, I think if I did that, then if someone who never heard of the Potato, and just wanted to see the High School Drama stuff, will be probably really confused of the 100 pages of POTATOES

[Break free;]

It's really good! Mark, can't wait until the next post!