OMG!!!! Guess what happened today? Okay, so my mom, I'll put a picture of her in here, since you probably forgot all about her.

Mom: Elizabethia Jeannette Waillyn-
Me: Mom-I mean, Madame Nina, I asked you to please not call me by my full name!
Mom: But Elizabethia is such a beautiful name, little witchling!
Me: Fiiine, you can call me Elizabethia, just not the rest of it! What did you come in here for, then?
Mom: Well, your father and I have a little Easter surprise for you!
Me: You mean to make up for the fact that our Easter eggs were nonexistent and you gave Braken a chocolate tarantula and you gave Cerise salamander flavored space ice cream?
Mom: Yes, although I don't know why you were so upset about that. What child doesn't like chocolate or ice cream?
Me: Well, given the fact that Braken has arachnophobia and Cerise had a nightmare about her brothers pet salamander coming and eating her, I think that maybe those presents may not have been the best selections.
Mom: Darling, maybe you should hang out around better friends. I mean, if they are willing to hate something that their friends mother gave them, then-
Me: Okay, you know what? Maybe you should just tell me what you came in here for.
Mom: Yes, of course, dear. Cecily, Thames, Poison, would you come in here?
Oh, wait, I never actually put my brothers name in here! Or my dads, for that matter. Well, my Dad, my mom just calls him Poison all the time, but his actual name is Toxicity. Weird. Anywho, my brother is named Thames. Like, yeah, after the river. Here are some pictures, because, knowing you, you're like, wait, who are we talking about here? You have a brother?

Oh, yeah. It's the new and improved photo of my sister, Cecily!

And now the not nearly so updated picture of my Dad! Whoo hoo!

And finally, the picture of my darling brother, Thames! Yay! So, anyway, apparently now we're having a family meeting. In my room. So, they all came in.
Cecily: Ugh. Mom, can't this wait? I have to go to a meeting with Sally at that hip new coffee shop. She says that I have to prove myself, and if I can prove that I'm not a Freak, then she'll let me join the populars, but if I'm late then I'll definitely be stuck in Freaks!
Me: Oh, gee, and it would be so horrible to be in the same group as me!
Thames: Hi, mom, hi, Cecily, hi, Liza! What's the surprise?
Mom: Thames, how did you know there was a surprise?
Thames: I don't know, I just knew. Hey, I wonder if she'll be exciting?
Mom: Darling, what on Earth are you talking about?
Thames: *sighs* Never mind.
Dad: Okay, Nina. Are we ready to tell them?
Mom: *nods* Okay, kids. This is your Easter surprise.
Cecily: Oh, you mean to make up for giving me a drink in my lunch that I gave my friend to try because she thought it was a slushy and it made her grow warts?!
Thames: And to make up for not giving us Easter eggs? And you're just giving us this surprise now, a week after Easter?
Dad: *waves hand impatiently* Yes, yes, that will make up for all of that. Nina, would you tell them?
Mom: Okay, my darling children. You are going to have another brother!
Me, Cecily, and Thames: WHAT?!
Mom: *beams* Yes, he's due in about a month!
Cecily: Oh, that's just great. Now I'm going to have to be seen in public with a screaming baby. Excuse me, I'm going to be late for my meeting with Sally.
Thames: Ooh, will he play knights with me?
Dad: Possibly, when he gets a bit older.
Thames: Yeah, alright, he's cool with me.
Me: Great! Ooh, will grandma and grandma be coming when he's born?
Mom: Of course! If nothing comes up, of course.
Me: Awesome! Uh, do you think you could get out of my room, maybe?
Yeah. So, they left. So I decided to have a texting conversation with Cerise and Braken.
Queen_Elizibethia says: Braken, Cerise, youll nevr guess what happnd just now!
SpanishCherry010 says: Uh oh, Liz. If this hs anythng 2 do w/ ur wngs, im gonna kil ur parnts.
borninaforest says: wait, u hve wnz now?
Queen_Elizibethia says: no, M and D just told us we're gonna hve a baby brther!
borninaforest says: Congrats!
SpanishCherry010 says: Cool, cnt wait 2 c him!
Queen_Elizibethia says: by guys!

Mom: Elizabethia Jeannette Waillyn-
Me: Mom-I mean, Madame Nina, I asked you to please not call me by my full name!
Mom: But Elizabethia is such a beautiful name, little witchling!
Me: Fiiine, you can call me Elizabethia, just not the rest of it! What did you come in here for, then?
Mom: Well, your father and I have a little Easter surprise for you!
Me: You mean to make up for the fact that our Easter eggs were nonexistent and you gave Braken a chocolate tarantula and you gave Cerise salamander flavored space ice cream?
Mom: Yes, although I don't know why you were so upset about that. What child doesn't like chocolate or ice cream?
Me: Well, given the fact that Braken has arachnophobia and Cerise had a nightmare about her brothers pet salamander coming and eating her, I think that maybe those presents may not have been the best selections.
Mom: Darling, maybe you should hang out around better friends. I mean, if they are willing to hate something that their friends mother gave them, then-
Me: Okay, you know what? Maybe you should just tell me what you came in here for.
Mom: Yes, of course, dear. Cecily, Thames, Poison, would you come in here?
Oh, wait, I never actually put my brothers name in here! Or my dads, for that matter. Well, my Dad, my mom just calls him Poison all the time, but his actual name is Toxicity. Weird. Anywho, my brother is named Thames. Like, yeah, after the river. Here are some pictures, because, knowing you, you're like, wait, who are we talking about here? You have a brother?

Oh, yeah. It's the new and improved photo of my sister, Cecily!

And now the not nearly so updated picture of my Dad! Whoo hoo!

And finally, the picture of my darling brother, Thames! Yay! So, anyway, apparently now we're having a family meeting. In my room. So, they all came in.
Cecily: Ugh. Mom, can't this wait? I have to go to a meeting with Sally at that hip new coffee shop. She says that I have to prove myself, and if I can prove that I'm not a Freak, then she'll let me join the populars, but if I'm late then I'll definitely be stuck in Freaks!
Me: Oh, gee, and it would be so horrible to be in the same group as me!
Thames: Hi, mom, hi, Cecily, hi, Liza! What's the surprise?
Mom: Thames, how did you know there was a surprise?
Thames: I don't know, I just knew. Hey, I wonder if she'll be exciting?
Mom: Darling, what on Earth are you talking about?
Thames: *sighs* Never mind.
Dad: Okay, Nina. Are we ready to tell them?
Mom: *nods* Okay, kids. This is your Easter surprise.
Cecily: Oh, you mean to make up for giving me a drink in my lunch that I gave my friend to try because she thought it was a slushy and it made her grow warts?!
Thames: And to make up for not giving us Easter eggs? And you're just giving us this surprise now, a week after Easter?
Dad: *waves hand impatiently* Yes, yes, that will make up for all of that. Nina, would you tell them?
Mom: Okay, my darling children. You are going to have another brother!
Me, Cecily, and Thames: WHAT?!
Mom: *beams* Yes, he's due in about a month!
Cecily: Oh, that's just great. Now I'm going to have to be seen in public with a screaming baby. Excuse me, I'm going to be late for my meeting with Sally.
Thames: Ooh, will he play knights with me?
Dad: Possibly, when he gets a bit older.
Thames: Yeah, alright, he's cool with me.
Me: Great! Ooh, will grandma and grandma be coming when he's born?
Mom: Of course! If nothing comes up, of course.
Me: Awesome! Uh, do you think you could get out of my room, maybe?
Yeah. So, they left. So I decided to have a texting conversation with Cerise and Braken.
Queen_Elizibethia says: Braken, Cerise, youll nevr guess what happnd just now!
SpanishCherry010 says: Uh oh, Liz. If this hs anythng 2 do w/ ur wngs, im gonna kil ur parnts.

borninaforest says: wait, u hve wnz now?
Queen_Elizibethia says: no, M and D just told us we're gonna hve a baby brther!
borninaforest says: Congrats!
SpanishCherry010 says: Cool, cnt wait 2 c him!
Queen_Elizibethia says: by guys!