THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT'S A POTATO CHIP

[Froststream]

Sorry! My Bookmarks thing is gone, and no matter what device I'm on, it won't show up. Mark, sorry again for posting.

[Coolpaw5]

Good morning Potato Chip! Did you see the title up there? There's this little blank space above the place where you write, so I guess that's where you write the title or something. o3o Anyway, it was like 5 in the morning, and Kate woke me up. Ughhhhhhhh.

Kate: If you want to look cute, you must get up early! Come on, we'll get you ready.
So they prepped me up for school, (thus the picture at the top) and there was like a BMW outside waiting for us. Kate hopped into the driver seat and called us in.

Me: I don't have my homework, or anything for that matter.
Kate: Don't worry, I have a ton of stuff at my locker at school. You can grab some stuff there.
Spiro: *Through earpiece* You have to grab the USB from Kate. We believe that it's inside the third pocket of her bag at school. Try to get it when you get the chance.

Me: Got it. That is like, totes awesome!
Emily: I know right! Being Popular has it perks.
Shawna: Yeah, it is awesome!
Hailey: Totally!
Me: Ummm... Yeah.
Kate: So, Krystal, what's your schedule?
Me: Well, I have math in first period with Mr.Sholly-
Kate: Skip! Screw math, we'll have the nerds do our homework. What else do you have?
And as luck would have it, I have every class with Kate. I will probably have enough time to snag the USB from her bag. So we arrived at school, when I realized I haven't eaten breakfast yet.

Me: I'm starving.
Kate: I know. We have our breakfast ready at school. It was just cooked, so it should be good.
We walked inside the cafeteria and Kate cut into the line and walked up to the front. I followed her since I didn't know what else to do.

Random girl: Omigosh, there's Kate Tan! She is so cute!
Other random girl: I know right! Look at her fur, it is adorable!
Another random girl: Omigosh, who is that dog that's walking with her?
And another one: She is pretty cute.
Okay, wow. The reaction I usually get are either "..." or "Ewwwww." We reached the front of the line, which was surprisingly long, and there was fresh pancakes with maple syrup and blueberries and other fruit on the side, with a glass of milk. We walked to the queen bee's table in the center of the cafeteria.

Me: *bites into it* Oh. My. Potatoes, this tastes amazing! Is this school food?
Kate: No, it's freshly made by the cooks at Le Amazawow.
Me: Isn't that the super expensive place?
Kate: Yup. *eats delicately* The other girls ate already, so they're aren't coming. Bt-dubs, you aren't known as a popular yet. We have to make your image known. *bites some more* So, what do you think we should do?
Me: *shrugs* *eats* Umm... I don't know, eat with you guys at lunch?
Kate: I guess. By the way, did you bring the clothes that we told you to bring?
Me: No. Why?
Kate: Because when a fashion emergency happens, you need to change into something cute. Unknowing girls might change into their gym clothes. *small bite*
Me: Okay........
Random dude: *spills drink* Whoops, sorry.
Me: Omigosh, COOOOLDDDDD
Kate: Omigosh, you clumsy fudge-brain, look at what you did! Here, let's go to the bathroom. *drags me into bathroom* See, emergencies like these, so you don't go to the classroom smelling like ice tea.
Me: Do you have a change of clothes I can borrow?
Kate: Yeah. We can totes skip math though. I'll call ahead and tell the teacher that some girl tripped me and I banged my head on the wall. *Dials speed dial*
Me: You have the math teacher on speed dial?
Kate: I have all of the teachers on speed dial. Hi Mr. Sholly. Ow! Can you grab me a towel? *Mr. Sholly says something I can't hear* Oh, nothing happened. It's just that some girl tripped me and I banged my head on the wall. I don't think it was on purpose or anything. But, I may need to skip math. Also, Krystal is here, helping me. She can't come to math either. *Mr. Sholly talks some more* Thanks so much. *hangs up*
And just like that, we can stay here for a good hour while Mr.Sholly talks about fractions and his bad hair gel. Come on, I got the extra clothes in my locker.
This was a good chance to grab the USB. We walked to her locker which was conveniently placed next to the girl's bathroom. She opened her locker door (Combination Code: 33, 12, 5, 4. What?! So what if I'm a freak for remembering her lock number? We have already established that I'm a freak, get over it. Plus, it may be useful in the future) and took out a purse. She opened it and started looking inside. I was reaching for the third pocket of the bag, and was almost there..... If I could reach a little farther....

Kate: FOUND IT!
Me: OMIPOTATOES *falls backwards*
Kate: Oh! Sorry about that. But I found the spare change of clothes. Come on, let's get you changed.
Me: Chips.
Kate: ???
Me: I'm supposed to say 'OMIPOTATOCHIPS' now, but I guess old habits die hard.
Kate: o.O
We spent a good half hour getting me changed, but this is the result:



Me: Wow.
Kate: I know, I'm amazing. Now, come on, it's like time for English.
Me: Hey, is it alright to wear half-shirts like this? Isn't it against the dress code?
Kate: *tilts head* What's a dress code?
Me: You know what, never mind. Let's go to English.
So we went to class and shtuff, and then came LUNCH. *dun dun duuuuuun*

Kate: Krystal, come on, sit with us.
Me: Oh, I have to meet up with my friends.
Kate: You have other friends?
Okay, wow. Ouch.

Me: Umm.... Yeah. I do.
Kate: Omigosh who?
Me: They're on that table. I'll just go... sit... with... them.... *runs to that table*
Spiro: Hey. What took you so long?
Kanji: Yeah. *Eats potato chips*
Zara: Did you get the USB?
Me: Well, I-
Kate: *Squeals* OMIGOSH, YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH SPIRO AND KANJI!?!??!??!?!
Me: Yes. Yes I am.
Kate: Omigosh, hi, I'm Kate!
Spiro: Yeah. We met. Yesterday. At 12:03. PM. Yeah.
Kate: *SQUEALS LIKE A FANGIRL* OMIGOSH, YOU REMEMBER ME?
Spiro: *Cough* Sadly...*cough* Yeah. *eats*
Kanji: Can you excuse us for a moment?
Kate: What?
Zara: It means, you potatoin' chip, that we need you to get your tail out of here, because we have some private business.
Kate: *scoff* I wasn't talking to you.
Kanji: Umm.... We have to talk in private for a little bit, so can you give us a minute?
Kate: Oh! Okay.
Zara: *Whispers to me* What?!?!?!? THAT'S THE SAME MEANING!
Me: *shrugs* These species live in a different habitat then we do, causing their behavior to maneuver differently. Fascinating. eue
Zara:
So we walked outside of the cafeteria and onto the benches that were nearby.

Kanji: Did you get the USB?
Me: No. I couldn't get it yet.
Zara: You need help getting it?
Me: What do you mean?
Spiro: She means, we can give Kate some distractions so you can grab the USB.
Me: Oh. What are you going to do?
Zara: *Chuckles evilly and quietly*
Me: e.e I think I should tell you guys what to do.
Kanji: Sure.
Me: Right, do you have any info on Kate? Where she goes after school, stuff like that? Places where I can look into her bag without making me look like a robber?
Kanji: Right, well, after school, Kate goes to her cheer-leading club, then, after that's done, it ends at around 4:45, but she leaves at 5:00, she goes to the mall with her friends or by herself, and stays there until it's 6:00, then, she goes home, and do whatever blobby stuff girls do at home.
Me: o.o I am not going to ask how the potato chip you found all of that out, but wow. Impressive.
Kanji: *shrugs* it's a gift.
Spiro: You're a gifted stalker?
Kanji: *punches Spiro*
Spiro: Dude, it's alright. We all have our own problems-
Kanji: *muffs him* Right, so that's about it. I suggest you join cheer-leading with her, because I think she's going to invite you to the mall in 3, 2, 1-
My phone: BZZZZ *Catchy music* You got a text!
Me: o.e
Spiro: Dude, you're only proving my point more and more.
Kanji: Oh shut up. I'm a bodyguard. It's my job.
Spiro: I'm a bodyguard, but I don't exactly stalk every move that my victim makes.
Me: Right........ So, I'm just going to go back to lunch.
Zara: Yeah, have fun.
So I walked back inside and Kate was sitting on her regular popular table.

Kate: Omigosh! Did you get my text to go to the mall at 5:00?
Good job Kenji. Good job...

Me: Yeah, I just got it.
Kate: *sips smoothie that is no where on the school menu*
Me: Can I join cheer-leading with you? *cringes* Ugh I hate this job.
Kate: *Chokes on smoothie*
Me: Is that a good choke, or a bad choke?
Kate: *squeal* You really want to join cheer-leading with me?!
Me: Yup! 3:)
Kate: Okay! Let's get you signed up! And since you have a cheerleader referring you, you can join today!
So Kate rushed off, and I was FORCED to run after her. Do you know how FAR it is from the cafeteria to the office?! It's like, 5000 MILESSSS. So when we finally got there, Kate was signing some form shtuffies and she handed it to me.

Kate: Here, sign this stuff. Then you will get your uniform and other shtuff!
Me: Umm... Okay.
So we got all of the shtuff, and we did all the rest of the classes. It was way too boring to actually say anything about these classes and I'm feeling as lazy as a potato. So after school, we went to cheer-leading which was in the gym. There were a few girls there already, and I never thought I would be one of them. ;-; This job as a Paratoin leader is causing me to join cheer-leading after my high school classes. ;-; Right, anyway, here I am:



Ugh. Anyway, the football team we were cheering for was named, "The Dream Team", and- Wait, isn't that the name of some Korean team on T.v. or something? Who knows? Right, so they were showing me the basics and yada yada yada. Like really basic stuff, like 'try not to fall down' or 'don't do something dangerous unless you really know how to do it' or 'have a 3-inch waist radius'. So, I said I had to go to the bathroom, and ran into the changing room, so I can try and grab the USB.
I was looking in Kate's bag for the USB, but then...

Kate: What are you doing....?
Me: Kate! I'm... Uh...
Kate: e.e What. Are. You. Doing?
Me: I'm.... Errrr....
Kate: Are you looking for, *holds up USB* this? I always bring it to me during cheer-leading.
Me: ._. Why?
Kate: So petty thieves like you Paratoins, won't steal it! I bet you were sent by the Paratoins to go and steal this USB which is full of Lapisons info.
Me: Umm... Yeah.
Kate: Don't try to deny it- Wait, you just readily agreed?
Me: Pretty much. I don't really want to go through that torture machine that you probably have ready to make me confess that I'm a Paratoin, so I guess I should just say it.
Kate: .__. It's no fun anymore.
Me: So I need that USB for the Paratoins, so could you be ever-so-kind as to give it to me?
Kate: You wish! Let's fight for it. *tosses USB on the side* I'm sure you can turn into Level 3. So, come on. Winner gets the USB, no hard feelings afterward.
Me: Fine. Bring it on.
So she became a human, and I became my Level 3 mode as well. And since I was too lazy to search 'teenage girl' on Google take a picture of her, I just took a selfie on my phone.



Kate: Impressive Level 3.
Me: You too.
Kate: ....
Me: ....
Kate: ......
Me: Ummm... How do you fight?
Kate: I have no idea.
Me: Ummmmmm..... So.... What do we do?
Kate: How about....... we play a game to decide who's the winner.
Me: Okay... So what game do we play?
Kate: Let's play 'Who can tell which outfit is cuter?'
Me: Let's not. How about we play 'Shoot the target' on those targets that is mysteriously placed there for the sake of the plot?
Kate: How do you play? .o.
Me: -____- You. Shoot. The. Target.
Kate: Ohhhhhh with what?
Me: Anything I guess. Probably a slingshot, or a bow-and-arrows.
Kate: How about a gun? *pulls 2 guns out of a hamper full of guns next to a hamper full of ammo which was next to a hamper full of basketballs*
Me: O.O I don't understand how that made it's way onto school grounds, but alright. I have a wind gun, so I'm fine.
Kate: Sure. We have an annual shooting competition that happens every year, and it's coming around, so we're getting prepared.
Me: Right, so there's 8 targets that are divided evenly onto each side, so that makes 4 targets for each of us. So, just shoot the targets as quick as you can before the other person.
Kate: We'll start shooting as soon as the timer goes off. *sets timer*
Me: Alright.
Kate: ....
Me: ....
Kate: ....
Me: ....
Kate: .....
Me: ....
Kate: ....
Me: Alright, how long is this timer?
Kate: Half an hour.
Me: -____- Why did you set it for so long?
Kate: I don't know, I thought it would be quicker!
Me: Of course. Wanna just go now?
Kate: Sure, why not?
Me: . . .
Kate: . . .
Me: CHARGEEEEEEEEEEE *shoots targets*
Kate: ATTACKKKKKK *shoots targets*
So we shot all of the targets in under 5 minutes. The last one was really tricky because it kept moving around, but we got it.

Me: So who won?
Kate: I don't know.
Me: Well then.
We just sat there in awkward silence...

Kate: So-
I ran in and grabbed the USB. Kate was shocked, and froze for half a second, before coming after me. I ran around the school, trying to chase her off, but she was fast... Plus, as she was running, I guess her fellow Lapisions came and started chasing after me as well. I ran outside and my bodyguards were in a limo. They opened the door for me, and I jumped in.

Me: GAS IT!
Spiro (the driver): *chuckle chuckle*
Me: What? There is nothing funny about this situation! We are being chased by like, 10 humans!!!
Spiro: You said gas. *chuckle chuckle*
Kenji: You are so immature.
Spiro: You're a creepy stalker, so what do you know?
Kanji: I know more then you do!
Spiro: Yeah, from STALKING PEOPLE!!!
Zara: GUYS, STOP FIGHTING, WE ARE SLOWING DOWN AND THOSE HUMANS ARE COMING CLOSER!!! JUST GO!!!!
We drove around, trying to lose them, which took like, half an hour, and then we finally just headed back to... somewhere.

Me: Where are we going? Can't I go to my house?
Zara: To our base. We have a couple of other Paratoins there, but it's not our main base, so not many are there. No, you aren't safe at your house.
Me: Oh. Okay. Where's your main base?
Zara: It's a secret. For like 2 posts until Coolpaw5 reveals all.
Me: .__. Alright.
So we drove around into this McDonald's.

Me: .__. Nice choice to set a base.
Kanji: Don't blame us, Spiro picked the place.
Spiro: Guys, look, you can eat fried food, while we are discussing world domination! See how smart I am?
Kanji: I don't see it.
Zara: I swear, I need to get different team mates.
So Spiro parked the limo into the limo-only parking space (What? Don't all McDonald's have those?) and we walked into the McDonald's.

Zara: Okay, what do you guys want to eat?
Spiro: I'll take a milk shake.
Kanji: I'll just take an ice cream.
Zara: I'll get a small fries. Cassie- I mean, Krystal, what do you want?
Me: I'll take a big mac with a coke drink, sided with a large french fries and a strawberry-banana medium smoothie.
Zara: .__. Okay....
So we all walked up to the cashier lady-thing-a-mobby. Zara ordered all of our food, while I was looking at the cashier. She looked normal, but she had this GLINT in her eye that said that she was definitely NOT normal.

Zara: Oh, and isn't a bit windy today? I feel like the ELEMENTS are against us.
Cashier: Oh yes. Most peculiar weather. Right, here's your food.
Zara: Hey! You forgot like half my order!
Cashier: Did I? Clumsy me. Come, I'll go tell the chef to make you some more.
So we all just followed her behind the cashier and into this door that was marked, "EMPLOYEES ONLY". Inside, the cashier pulled this lever and a door appeared behind the table. We walked down the stairs that were behind that door, and we FINALLY came to the special secret base. It was like most standard secret bases.

Me: o3o Oooooh this place is coooooool. It reminds me of the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory.
Spiro: What? Why?
Me: I don't know. It just does. =u=
Spiro: o.O
Me: Right, so anyway. What are we doing here?
Cashier: Omipotatoes, you're Cassandra right?! The new leader of the Paratoins?!
Me: Yup.
Cashier: Hi! My name is Joy, and my element is Earth!
Me: Is it alright if I just refer to you as 'Cashier'?
Cashier: ??? I guess?
Me: Great, so what exactly am I doing here?
Cashier: Well, you see, you need training to become the Paratoin leader in war. We'll send you on a couple of missions as training. Can you read my mind right now?
Me: Well, I can't exactly control when I can read minds and what not.
Cashier: e.O Well, that sucks. We have to work on that too?
Me: Yes, sadly.
Cashier: This is going to be boring. A total noob that's going to takeover our part in war. I don't think that's a good idea.
That's GREAT! We can train you from the very beginning! ^-^
Wow, she's a good actor.

Cashier: Ugh, just look how weird she looks. Seriously, WEIRDO!
I love your coat! Where did you get it?
Me: Oh shut up. I can hear you. I may not be able to control when i read minds, but I can read minds nonetheless.
Cashier: Oh! Umm... I didn't mean you looked weird, or anything...
Oh yes I did. I have to play the nice-girl act.
I mean, you look exotic!
Me: -__- Seriously? Exotic?
Cashier: Well fine then. I don't have to act nice to you. You aren't the boss of me.
Me: Yes I am, I'm your leader. You have to do what I say.
Cashier: I don't need your sass.
Me: Whatever. That phrase is so overused. Come on, what are we supposed to be doing right now.
Cashier: Well, we have to change your look. Otherwise people might recognize you. Other types are beginning to search for those that look like you. We have to change how you look to put you out of danger. Then, they'll realize that you changed your look.
Me: BUT I LIKE MY LOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!! *grabs hair*
Cashier: -______________- It's just for a bit, then you can change back.
So the cashier led me into this changing room and she kept changing my hair and all that boring stuff that I experienced with the populars already. So this is me now:



Me: It's okay.
Cashier: You'll probably have to change your look often. Who knows how many people know how you look.
Me: e.e Will I be able to change back to my original look?
Cashier: Maybe. Well, do you like this one?
Me: *Shrug* I think my original look was better.
Cashier: Well we're probably going to change how you look again soon.
Me: -____- Fantastic. Now, what was on the USB?
Cashier: We're about to discuss it now. Come.
We walked into this room with other dogs, including my bodyguards. All of the others look more grown-uppy, so I just sat on a chair that was near no one.

Melody: Earlier today, we had a dog from our organization go and steal this USB from the base of the Lapisions. We do not know anything about this USB other then the fact that it is important to their research. We hope to find what the Lapisions are doing, but we are not sure. *plugs USB into computer*
Computer: BA-DINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *plays Mexican music* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Everybody: e.e . . .
Computer: HI THERE! WHAT'S THE PASSSWORDDDD?!??!?!?!
Melody: Any guesses?
People shouted random guesses, like, "Password,' 'Lapisions', 'cake'. You know, the usual.

Me: Can I try?
Melody: Sure, what's your guess?
Me: Try.......... Michelle Carter?
Everybody: Who the potato chip is that?
Me: *shrugs* It's a dog who went to my school and is a Lapision. Idk. :T
Computer: THAT'S RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT MICHELLE IS THE LEADER OF THE LAPISIONSSSSSSSSSS
Me: I thought Kate was the leader?
Computer: KATE WAS JUST THE LEADER OF THAT LITTLE HIGH SCHOOL. MICHELLE IS THE OVERALL LEADER OF THE LAPISIONS IN WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LIKE YOU ARE THE LEADER OF THE PARATOIINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Me: Can you be quieter? You're hurting my eyes with all the extra letters.
Computer: Right, sorry. Anyway, you can now access the USB.
So we all looked around the USB for any info, but all we found was Kate's school reports. It was already 11, and most of the other people went to bed. I wasn't tired so I explored around the base. It was pretty same. And boring. And normal. Well, as normal a secret base inside of McDonald's can be. So, I called Xura. I'm pretty sure she was the only one who knew what it felt like to go to a secret base. Just a hunch, but I think she went to something like this. Idk.

Me: Helllloooooooooo?
Xura: Huh? Hey Cassie.
Me: o3o Hiiiiii
Xura: What? I have to go to school tomorrow.
Me: Well, I don't know, I can't sleep.
Xura: Go to the library or something. It's what I did.
Me: Okay BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Xura: .__. Bye.

So I walked down to the library, which I for some reason knew where it was. The library was pretty big, and I was just looking around at the books. There was an awful lot of books about being a spy, or the art of the ninja or something. Meh. I just grabbed a random book and went back up to my room. The book was a diary about a teenage girl that was a Paratoin (because you know, this is a Paratoin library) and she ended it with her in a war. SHE DIED IN THAT WAR. Well, it didn't say exactly like, "Oop, I dead," and that's the end, nope. It just ended with, "Good bye." SOoooo I'm assuming she died. Or the other people took her away or something. OMIPOTATOCHIPS IM GONNA DIE IN THIS WARRRRRR. .__. Meh. Well, I guess I ended up falling asleep or something, because it's morning. Yup. *rollllll rolllllllllll* .__. BYEEEEEEE POTATO CHIPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[Coolpaw5]

This post was worked on together with this post.

Goood morning! So, I just woke up, like a whale, and I walked downstairs. Spiro and Kanji were there, watching t.v.

Me: Good morning guys!
Spiro: Hey.
Kanji: Hey can you wake up Zara for me? I have to talk to her about something.
Me: Sure.

I walked into Zara's room. I didn't want to scare her, so I sneaked near her.

Me: o-o
Zara: Zzz
Me: *jumps onto her bed* WAKE UP ZARAAAAAAAAA
Zara: OMIPOTATOCHIPS *falls off bed*
Me: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
Zara: e.e What the potato chip was that for?
Me: I had to wake you up.
Zara: UGHHHHHHHHHH What?!?!?
Me: Kanji said he had to talk to you about something.
Zara: Fine, fine. I'll be ready in a minute.
Me: Alright. *stares*
Zara: I mean, give me a minute in PRIVACY.
Me: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww Fineeeee
Zara: *mutters something about how illegal was it to kill her own leader*
So I went back outside and just played Mario Kart while Zara got ready.

Me: BABY MARIO, SHTAP RAMMING INTO THE WALL!!! THE FINISH LINE IS TO YOUR LEFFTTTT
Baby Mario: It's a-me, a-Mario!
Me: ASDFGHJKL;
Spiro: e.e How you doing?
Me: I would be great if BABY MARIO WOULD ACTUALLY LISTEN TO ME!!!!
Baby Mario: Ohh No!
Me: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Spiro: Right. So. I'm... just gonna go now..... *disappears*
Zara: Cassie, we have to get going. I'll explain on the way, come on.
So I grabbed the miraculous backpack, and shoved a few of my things in there, and I followed Zara onto a private jet. It looked like all of the Paratoins that were on the base was inside.

Me: Where are we going?
Zara: We're going to one of our main bases, Egypt.
Me: What?! Why?! I thought that Coolpaw5 was going to wait 2 posts before we go there.
Zara: *shrugs* I guess that she was bored and she just wanted to speed the story plot along.
Me: .__. Of course.
Zara: Well, it's going to be a long ride, so I guess you just do whatever you want.
Me: Great! Mini-vacation! I'm going to go and-
Kanji: CASSIE! You have to be training!
Me: Awww what???
Kanji: We need you to be very fit because you will be going on missions. Also, you need to go on a diet.
Me: Wait, are you calling me fat?
Kanji: Welllll, we do need our agents to be as slim as possible.
Me: e.e FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *eats a doughnut*
Kanji: Didn't you hear what I just said? I said you have to go on a diet.
Me: . . . I am awesome at this dieting thing. *shoves the rest of the donuts into my mouth*
Kanji: You're horrible at dieting, you just ate half a dozen donuts.
Me: WRONG! Ha! I ate a full dozen.
Kanji: . . .
Me: Heh, bet you feel stupid now.
Kanji: *breathes deeply* Why don't you go get changed, and I'll set up the training facility.
Me: Okie Dokie Artichokie!
Kanji: .___.
So, the cashier got me dressed up again-



and I went to the training facility. This plane is surprisingly large...

Kanji: You made it.
Me: Yuppers! So what are we doing?
Kanji: Well, we are going to have to work on your self defense, because if we aren't around, you'll need a way to defend yourself.
Me: Okay........
So Kanji taught me how to use a gun, (because he assumed that I couldn't use one.. >.>) and basically the basics of how to self-defend. By the time we were finished, we arrived to Egypt. It was so cooooool (by cool I mean awesome, because it was burning hot.) Kanji said he got a call that we have some outfits ready, so we can fit in as tourists. We climbed down the plane, and onto the sand. It WAS SO HOTTTTTT.

Zara: Uggh, Kanji, did you get the USB?
Kanji: Yeah, I got it and shtuff.
Me: I have to go to the bathroom.
Zara: I should probably go with you.
Me: Stop following me, I can go to the bathroom by myself.
Flight Attendant Lady: If it makes you feel better, I can escort her there. It's right inside.
They looked at each other and nodded their heads. I walked inside with the lady.

Lady: So, what's your name?
Me: Ca- Kerr- Krystal. Yeah, I'm Krystal.
Lady: o.O Nice to meet you, I'm Xura.
Xura? Is this name common or something? I mean, this can't be Xura, we're all the way in Egypt. She should be back home fighting the organizations or something.

Me: Xura... I have a friend named Xura.
Lady: You do?
Me: Yeah... Haven't seen her for a while though.
That reminds me, I should probably PM her back on Chicken Smoothie. We were almost there when I felt something on the back of my head. I turned around slightly to see the lady with a track gun on my head.
. . .
AHHHHHH OMIPOTATOCHIPSSSSSSSSSSSS

Lady: My apologies, Krystal. But your my first job. I have a lapison client awaiting your arrival. So you'll have to come with me.
Then, she stunned me, and the world went black. I woke up to some water being splashed on my face.

Me: Plach, Ugh... Where am I?
It seemed like I was in a car. There was another girl sitting next to me. She had blue hair that you could tell was colored. She looked to be around the same age as me. I tried to get up, but they handcuffed me to my chair.



Me: What the potato?
Lady: Ya know, you really have to work on your snoring.
Do I snore? I'm not sure if I dooooo...

Me: Who are you?
Lady: You're worst nightmare.
Omipotatochips, I'm gonna die.

Lady: Eh, I'm just kidding. The name's Xura.
Me: You're the flight lady! *gasp*
Lady: No. I'm the spy that's hired to sell you over to a lapison client, aren't i?
The lapisions? Why are they after me? Oh yeah, I did just steal a valuable USB from them... o3o Hehe, I have such a bad memory.

Me: If I say no, that means your aren't whatever you just said, right?
Lady: Nice try. Your humor is slightly amusing.
Me: Darn it. .-.
Lady: Wanna play cards? Poker, Blackjack, crazy 8's or whatever you suggest is good.
Me: GOLDFISH!
Lady: o.O Goldfish?
Me: YUS, DEAL OUT THE CARDS LADY!
Lady: I would really prefer you refer to me as Xura, not lady.
Me: Too bad, I just did like 5 paragraphs calling you Lady, it's not gonna change now.
Lady: .__. Alright then. *deals cards*

Me: Do you have a ten of diamonds? *poker face*
Lady: Go fish.
Me: Who knew I'd be playing Go Fish to my doom.
Lady: Well... It's not totally your doom. I mean all they're gonna do is probably lock you up and torture you.
Me: Oh yeah, that sounds SOOO much more better.
Lady: Don't push it. Now do you have an Ace of Spades?
Me: Go fish.
Lady: *phone starts ringing* *somebody on the phone says something* Okay, that's good because I was losing to Gold Fish anyway.
Me: So you are losing.
Lady: Don't push it. What's your name anyway?
Me: Krystal.
Lady: No, your real name.
Me: I'm not supposed to say.
Lady: I'm never gonna see you again and if anyone interrogates me I want to give them the right info.
Me: That's a strange reason.
Lady: I'm a strange person.
I couldn't guess. WE'RE ALL MAD HERE!
Now that I look at her closely, she had a lock of rainbow hair. o.o Is rainbow hair really popular now?

Me: You're....
My pockets were making me sit uncomfortably, so I took out my potato and my Potato chip.

Xura: ... Cassandra? You're the leader of the Paratoins???
Me: It's a long story...
There was a knock on the door. It was probably the guy that Xura's selling me too. AHHH

Me: Omipotatochips, AHHHH
Xura: Oh no.
Me: It's okay.. Just, don't sell me off.
Xura: Cassie... This is Thunder! And this mission is my ticket to getting into it!
Me: Oh... I see where you're coming from.
There was another knock on the door. AHHHHHHHHH

Xura: Change with me.
Me: What? Xura, no-
Xura: Do it.
We changed really quickly, and soon, I was in Xura's clothes, and she dyed my hair blue.


Look, this is me. o3o

Xura: Open the door Xura!
Me: ?? Oh wait! I get it now. I'm Xura, aren't I?
I opened the door. There was some other high-schooler.



???: I see you brought the package.
Me: Yup.
???: Great. Here's your box of sapphires.
I opened it. OMIPOTATOCHIPS THERE WAS LIKE 100 SAPPHIRES IN THEREEE

Me: WOAHHHH I didn't know, - I mean, she was this valuable.
???: o.O Yeah, she's like the leader of the Paratoins.
Me: *ahem* Right, sorry, first day.
Xura was like banging her head on the wall. o.O I wonder why.

???: o.O Right.. *grabs Xura-who's-dressed-like-me's chin* Not so tough without your bodyguards huh?
Xura: *bites his fingers*
???: OUCH! Feisty...
He put handcuffs on Xura.
???: Ha. You can't use any powers no matter what you have. These handcuffs will prevent any powers.
The both got into a car, and drove off somewhere. Omipotatochips, I have to follow them!!! I got out my wings and followed them in the air. They took a left turn to an airport. Oh no. What did I get Xura into?

[Coolpaw5]

Bump.

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mark
potato chips are yummy

[Coolpaw5]

Hey guys! I bet you thought this was an update (if any of you still actually read this...) but, on the front page, I added this link (Ta-dah!) And you should go and check it out! You can discuss all kinds of Diaries, from the ones you like, to the ones you're writing, to the ones you want to write. There's even a contest going on right now, where you can write up a diary of your own! Go check it out, and see the awesomness it beholds!

Clicky Clicky for the Linky Linky. Lol.

[Beyoncé]

Dear CS users (or whatever you want to be called),
As I am annoyed by spam in the potatoes and other diaries I have come up with a solution! A large letter in the main diary that everyone reads containing links and other sthuff! So first things first, leave bumping up to Coolpaw5, Xura, & Tunsax5 as stated here:

Xura - For being an virtual bestie
Tunsax1 - For being an awesome real life friend

What's next?
Oh yes… links
THIS IS NOT A DIARY ITS A POTATO!!!!
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POTATO DIARY FANCLUB
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Please leave bumping up to the other peeps. If you want to talk about the Potato got to the Fanclub so not to spam up the potato.
Thanks, Oath

[Moontower]

Mark

[Coolpaw5]

This post was worked together on this post.

I finally caught up to Xura on the plane.

Me: I'm here to save you! *heroic music plays in the background*



Xura: .__. Get out of here.
Me: Not the response I was exactly looking for.
Xura: I'll save myself. You're the leader of the Paratoins, I'll endure a punishment if it means saving you.
Me: I can't leave you like this though!
Xura thought for a little bit.

Xura: Go tell Amy. Go tell her I'm in trouble. And tell her this: sciocco stringa
Me: Scooter String?
Xura: No, sciocco stringa.
Me: Skiing strings?
Xura: *facepaw* Oh boy.
So I practiced a few more times, and I finally got it!

Me: Sciocco stringa?
Xura: YES. YES THAT IS IT!
Me: Jeez, you could have just said that at the beginning, so we wouldn't have wasted so much time.
Xura: .__. Of course. Sorry. Anyway, GO TELL AMY.
Me: Okay!! See you later!!!
I flew out of the window and landed on the nearest building. I was about to go and call Amy until I remembered something..

Me: Who's Amy?

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I bet you were waiting for a form, but NOPE!
MUAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
I'm so evil. >u>
Right, well this commercial is kinda pointless. Hmmm...

POTATOES RULE

-------C o m m e r c i a l E n d--------

Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Oh yeah! I remember Xura writing it in her diary/log/whatever. I got out my phone and typed in 'Thunder Organization.' Of course there wasn't many results because it was supposed to be a secret organization or something.

So, I just clicked the first link, and it took me to this website that said, "We are NOT Thunder."
Inside you had to sign in to see any of the info. I tried, "ThunderAgent__0024" and the password, "IAmAThunderAgent"
One try.
It worked.

Me: .___. *facepaw*
Right, I snooped around and found the agent's profiles. I looked up 'Amy' and found her. I called her number and she picked up.

Me: Hellloooooo
Amy: Who is this...?
Me: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Amy: Who are you....????
Me: Hey buddyyyyyy
Amy: You are creeping me out... Good bye.
Me: WAIT, NO NO. XURA NEEDS YOU.
Amy: *sigh* Tell me, who are you?
Me: Errr... Sophia Snip!
Amy: o.O Sophia Snip..?
Me: Yus! And Xura needs you to come with me. She's trapped on an airplane taken hostage to somewhere IN RUSSIA
Amy: .__. How do I know you aren't lying?
Me: Well, if I were lying, Xura would be here next to me, telling me to prank-call you.
Amy: .______________. That's a horrible excuse.
Me: But it's trueeeeeee
Amy: Ugh. I'm hanging up. *beeeep*
Me: . . . *Dials number again*
Amy: SHTAP CALLING ME!!!
Me: Eesh, anger issues.
Amy: ARGGGH *hangs up*
Me: *calls again*
Amy: ASDFGHJKL; FINE, I'M COMING.
So 5 minutes later, she came and there was an angry look on her face.



Amy: Fine, where's Xura? If this is a trap, I have backup.
Me: No worries! Xura's on that plane over there! *points to plane that's starting to fly*
Amy: *Mutters something like Xura's going to owe her* *shoots a grappling hook into plane.*
Me: o3o *flies there*
So we both landed on top of the plane, and I got out my Potato and started writing in it while Amy called somebody on her phone.

Amy: Yes, the plane I am on has one of our own. Shoot it down.
Me: O.O But... Aren't we on this plane-
Another plane: KA-BOOM!!!!! *shoots guns*
Amy: Do you need a parachute?
Me: Nah, I'm good.
So we just glided down, and saw Xura floating a little. Then, we all started to float, even me!!!!!!! O3O Then, she lied on the floor, coughing tomato juice.

Amy: Is she awake?
Me: XURA! WHY ARE YOU ROLLING IN TOMATO JUICE AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!?!?!
Amy: /)-* We have to take her back to our plane. Come on.
So we took her to the plane, and I after the check-ups and whatever they do as doctors, I went into her room. Xura was trying to sit up, and I immediately ran up to her and said

Me: Hey, you can't sit yet. You need to lay down, you have hardly been treated. OMIPOTATOCHIPS! You should of seen it!
Xura: Seen what?
Me: You were all like fighting in the sky, and you used telekinesis to stop yourself from hitting the ground and as soon as you blacked out, your telekinesis released a huge wave of power that moved all of us. We took you on the plane and then Amy started treating your wound a little. You were lifting everything in the room, even me!
Xura: o.o Wow.
Amy: Cassie, you should let her rest. Plus, you're bodyguards want to see you.
Me: Awww alright. Have fun recovering Xura!!!
Xura: .__.
I left the room, and outside were Spiro, Kanji, and Zara.

Me: Hey guys-
Zara: ASDFGHJKL; WHERE WERE YOUUUU!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!
Me: I was just-
Spiro: DO YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT YOU ARE!?!?!?!?!??!!?
Me: Well, yeah but-
Kanji: YOU COULD HAVE DIEDDDDDDDDDD
Me: .______. Right....... Well, I think we should just go then. Xura needs to recover.
Zara: Who's Xura?
Me: My friend. o3o Yes, I know. It's surprising, but I have friends that aren't evil backstabbers. Hopefully.
Spiro: Are you okay though?
Me: I'm perfectly fine. I think the only thing I did was call for help....
Zara: That was way too risky. By the way, why is your hair blue?
Me: Oh, I changed looks with Xura.
Kanji: Why?
Then, I told them everything that happened, and of course they freaked out. EEshhh

Zara: ASDFGHJKL; OMIPOTATOCHIPS!!!!!!! YOU GOT KIDNAPPED?!?!?!??!
Me: Yes.
Spiro: THEY WANTED TO TORTURE YOU?!?!?!???!?!
Me: Most likely.
Kanji: YOU'RE WORTH 100 SAPPHIRES?!?!?!?!
Me: .___. Yes.
Zara: You know, girls with long, brown hair from all over the world are getting attacked by others in the war. We have to change your look.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LIKE LONG BROWN HAIRRRR
Zara: It's for your own good. No matter how much we change it up, it's going to be the same. We're either going to cut it, dye it, or both.
Spiro: psst, Kanji. Wanna go do something else? This is boring.
Kanji: Thought you would never ask, let's go. *walks away*
Me: Definitely not both. If you dyed it, what color would it be?
Zara: Probably black, blonde, red, anything but brown that looks natural.
Me: -3- I like brown hair, so I guess... cut it?
Zara: Don't worry, we also have hair-growth formula, so you can make your hair long again if you need to. But, it'll wear off after a while, and you're hair will be short again. So basically, if you want it long for a while, you're going to have to grow it out naturally.
Me: Fine...
Zara: Oh, and we're going to dye your fur too.
Me: WHAT?!?!?1
So Zara SHOVED ME FORCEFULLY into this barber shop that was also on the plane for some really messed up reason, and they did my hair and fur for like 12 WEEKS (2 hours) and when I was FINALLY DONEEEEEE, I looked like this.



Me: *gasp* I look like a normal teenage girl!
Zara: Yeah, that's what I told the stylists to do-
Me: OMIPOTATOCHIPS I LOOK NORMALLLLL WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Zara: .________________. Right, well you can go visit your friend again. She's probably done recovering by now.
Me: Oh, okay! *skips*
So, I walked into Xura's room to see her asleep on the bed. Huh, I guess she fell asleep. Amy was there.

Me: So how is she?
Amy: I don't know. Her results aren't good. I think she's been poisoned.
Then the machine went BEEEEEEEEEEP

Me: OMIPOTATOCHIPS, IN ALL OF THOSE HOSPITAL DRAMAS, WHENEVER THE MACHINE GOES BEEEEP MEANS THEIR DEAD RIGHT??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!? AHHHH
Amy: .__. No, it means that she's fine. She's stable for now. We should wake her up before she goes into a coma or something.
We tried yelling, screaming, pushing her, but nothing worked.

Amy: Oh I know! Why don't we pour some water on her?
Me: Okay, how much?
Amy: Just a bit, we wouldn't want to make her-
Me: *pours a bucket full of water on her*
Amy: .___. That'll work.
Xura: Agh!
Me: Dude. You have got to stop having stuff like this happen to you.
Amy: Well... It's not her fault. It's the author's fault.
Xura: Who are you? o.O
Amy and I looked at each other. She didn't remember us?

Xura: What is it?
Amy: You don't remember anything?
Xura: Well... I remember kissing someone but seems like a long time ago. Who are you people again?
Me: I'm Cassandra, your best friend.
Amy: I'm Amy... You really can't remember?
Xura: *shakes head* Sorry, not a thing. Now, what's my name?
OMIPOTATOCHIPS, IT'S LIKE IN ALL OF THOSE KOREAN DRAMAS I WATCH WAY TOO OFTEN, LIKE THE MAIN CHARACTER GETS AMNESIA!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH

Me: It's Amber!
Amy: No it's not!
Me: Well, I always wanted a friend named Amber.
Amy: I don't care. You're name is Xura Stryker.
Xura clutched her head. Amy instantly teleported to the computer that was connected to Xura.

Amy: It's in her chip, we have to go to it.
Me: YEAH! Wait, what?
Amy: We have to go in her head... Or her dreams. That could be a physiological link to the chip in her head.
Me: o.O So... We get to see what she think about and stuff?
Amy: Yup, kinda.
Me: AWESOME! LET'S DO IT!
Xura: I'm not sure if I agree to this....
Amy: Hmm... Let's see... You don't have a choice.
Xura: .__. Fine. Take a potato or something. I wanna read what happens inside my brain.
Amy: What are you talking about? You're going with us.
Xura: How is that supposed to work?

Two minutes later...

We all got hooked up this machine thingy that had a bunch of wires and shtuff.
Amy: Go to sleep. In your dreams, it'll take you inside of Xura's head.
We all just sat there for 30 minutes.

Me: PSSST... XURA, ARE YOU AWAKE?!
Amy: This is clearly not working. *gets out tranquil gun*
Xura: What's that- *get's shot*
Me: Oh potatoes. *gets shot*
Then, we were inside this place. It was realllly weird. There was floating food everywhere.

Xura: Where are we?
Amy: In your head.
Me: LOOK, DONUTS!
Amy: Don't eat that!
Me: What? Why? You're turning out to be like the authors now... (Inside joke)
Amy walked over to the donuts and broke one in half. Green swirly thingies flowed out of it.

Me: WHAT THE POTATO CHIP!?!??!?~!@?!!?!?!?!??!?!
Amy: Her brain is infected. We have to be careful.
It was a very colorful place. There were rainbows and smiling clouds, and every bush had food growing on it. We walked up to this hill. On top, we could see there was crazy weather. Thunderstorms, lighting, all sorts. We walked on this path that had a little shield, protecting it from the weird weather. We kept walking until we made it to this castle. There was stars and thorns growing all over it.
We went close to the castle, but the gates were locked.

Me: Great, now what?
Xura: We could go back home...
Amy picked up a rock and threw it at the rainbow gates.

Me: *scoff* That's not going to do anything.
Gates: *disappears and a bridge magically appeared*
Me: .__. I potatoin' hate karma.
So we crossed the bridge into the majestic castle, and inside were glass flowers. Which was kinda scary because if you picked a flower, you were probably gonna get cut by the glass, sooooo yeah. Right. Inside was a girl, she was dressed in a guard costume. I didn't bring a camera, (actually, I don't think I can shove a camera into Xura's brain) so you can't see what she looks like.

???: Who are you, jellybean?
Me: Jellybeans? o3o
???: You must be foreigners to Xura's mind. All dogs are known as Jellybeans. I'm a jellybean, and your a jellybean.
Me: .__. I think Xura's mind is weirder then mines.
???: *GASP* How dare you insult Xura's mind?!
Amy: Don't worry, she meant it as a compliment.
???: Queen Xura?! How did you escape the poison?
Xura: Uhhh... What?
???: You are Queen Xura right?
Xura: I don't even know if that's my name.
???: Where are you from?
Amy: The real world.
???: *GASP* You must come with me.
Me: PSST, Amy!
Amy: Yes, oh ignorant fool?
Me: Huh? Never mind, but, who is that girl that's leading us who could possibly be a serial killer and hold us for auction to some other strangers deep inside of Xura's mind?
Amy: .__. You have a very active imagination.
Me: I get that a lot. So who is she?
Amy: Her name's Lizzy. I met her a few times before. *flashback dance* It was a long time ago, on the summer night of the 24th, the humid breeze tickled my fur as it-
Me: Dude, I just wanted know her name.
Amy: Well, I was just telling you a memory of mine.
Me: Well, don't.
We walked up to this big desk, and Lizzy did jazz hands in front of the desk.

Xura: *magically gets potato chips* This place is weird. *chomp chomp*
Amy: Do you get anything you want in this world?
Xura: I guess so.
Me: I WANT ICE CREAM! *magically gets ice cream* Awesome! Now... I want a limousine, a million piles of money, my own private island-
Amy: Could you focus?
Me: .__. No I can not.
Amy: -__-
Lizzy: My Queen. I bring with me foreigner jellybeans... They're here from the real world.
???: *Turns around on a giant leather chair like all really weird but kinda cool detectives I think suspiciously*
Me: Who's that?
It was a girl who looked a lot like Xura. Oh yeah! It was her sister, I met her once. LIKE A HAWK WITH A TIGER'S EYE

Ashlee: AGGH! You're not supposed to be here!
Xura: why...? Isn't this my world? Btw *whispers* I think those two think that I lost my memory.
Ashlee: You did lose your memory. Dream Xura has been kidnapped.
Xura: I don't understand who this "Xura" person is. Everyone says I'm her but... I'm so confused.
Ashlee: *sigh* Did you consider reading your diary?
Xura: ... No.
So we just chatted a bit while Xura immediately poofed her diary in, and started reading it.
Amy: So... Who are you exactly?
Ashlee: I am the first Queen of Xura's dreamworld-
Amy: No... In Xura's life. Who are you?
Ashlee: She never told you? *mumbles* she's already forgetting me... My name is Ashlee, but I am Xura. Or... I was her. She lived a normal life until she became a sophomore and learned her true identity. She looked like me.
Me: Exactly like you?
Ashlee: No... Different. I had a braid, white sweater, purple jeans...
Me: Hey Xura! Can you whip me up a chocolate Oreo Shake? *magically gets shake*
Ashlee: Don't mess with that!
Me: Why? It's free food! Some fries now, Xura! *magically gets fries*
Ashlee: Your messing with the laws of the dream world. As long as her brain is messed up, anything she imagines can be dangerous.
Me: oh please. I know exactly what I'm doing.
I lifted a french fry.

French fry: HEY! PUT ME DOWN!
Me: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! TALKING FOOD!!!
All the French fries grew legs and ran away. This little french fry went to the market, and this little french fry spontaneously grew legs and ran 'weee wee wee' all the way home.

Ashlee: See?
Me: This proves nothing.
Then, my shake started shaking. Lol, shake shaking. o3o

Me: AGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ashlee: Now do you see?
Me: FINE FINE! Your right.
She used some magic and ABRA KADABRA it stopped shaking.

Amy: You can use magic?
Ashlee: It's very limited. See, there are certain limitations to my power. Dream Xura has the strongest power of the land, but she's been kidnapped by the strange force that has been haunting the dream world. See, my magic is running low because of the magical barriers I put over the castle and the pathways that lead to it.
Amy: Interesting... So if we save Dream Xura, then the land will go back to normal?
Ashlee: Not exactly...
Me: UGHHHH IT NEVER ENDSSSSSS
Amy: Ignore her
Mee: I WILL NOT BE IGNOREDDDDDDD!!!!
Ashlee: Okay.... The problem is, is that you need to tame all 4 Weather-crazy land peices. Each one has important memories or people inside them. They should be the key to getting Dream Xura.
Amy: Where is Dream Xura exactly?
Ashlee: She's being held prisoner in depths of the infected dream pool. We've tried to save her, but being dreams ourselves, we can't. However, you are real people. Real people in this world have more power. But each land patch you save from the infection will be your key to saving dream Xura.
Xura slammed her diary close.

Xura: Aha!!! I read it. Well... Half of it. You guys talked a lot. If we rescue dream Xura... Will she be able to restore dreamworld and my memories?
Ashlee: Yes. But you must work quickly and leave as soon as you can. Once my magical barrier that guards the castle breaks, then her brain will reset and she will have no chance of remembering anything.
Mee: Well then... Guess what time it is?!
Amy: Cassie, please don't-
Me: IT'S ADVENTURE TIME!
Amy: Please don't rip off tv shows.
Xura: What tv show was that?
Amy: Nothing-
Me: YEAH AMY?!?!? WHAT TV SHOW WAS THAT!?!?!?! IT WAS COMPLETELY ORIGINAL I TELL YOU!!!!!!
Amy: Okay, fine, whatever, can we go now?
So the Queen gave us a bunch of swords and bows and guns and whatnot, and we set off on a journey, a quest, an awesome adventure!

Guyssss, guess what's backkk?!?! That's right! Splitting my posts into parts! Yayyyyy! This will (Hopefully) be a two-parter, so just sit back until I upload the next one! Thanks for reading the Potato Chip, and see y'all later! ~owo~

[tunsax1]

It's funny. Good job! .3.
Hurry and update :3