Him: Hey.
Me: Hi.
Him: Do you want to be my girlfriend?
Me: Yes!
Whoops, that's my imagination. Reality:
Him: Ow.
Me:
hehe, sorry...Him: Are you okay?
Me: Hiiiiiiiiii, oh, I mean yeah yeah I'm fine!
*speedwalking away*Him: *speedwalks after me* Are you sure? The nurse's office is right down the hall from the lunchroom.
Me: no, no, I'm fine, there's no need to -
Him: Lady, there's a big red lump on your head. You're not fine.
Me: Okay, fine, we can visit the nurse's office if it makes you feel better. *starts le-walking to nurse's office*
Caleb: Which it does. By the way, I'm Caleb. *starts le-walking after me*
Me: I'm Rosette.
I seem to have gotten over his fabulousness.
Caleb: *stops* Hey, isn't that popular lioness?
Me: You mean me?
Caleb: Ummm... you're a cat.
Me: Nooooo!
Caleb: Look, the bathroom's right there. Go in and see for yourself.
Me: *goes in* WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
In le mirror:
Me: I'm a CAT!
Then guess who?
SALLY
Sally: Uh, duh, you're, like, a cat! Give me your, like, phone, since u r too, like wirde, to like, have it.
Me: Dork, only dorks say "wirde!" It's OBVIOUSLY "weird!"
Sally: Are you calling me a dork? Cause I'm not. I eat and I sleep just like everyone else, and you have no right to say I don't.
Me: No, I'm just saying you're a dork - the bad kind - and bad dorks eat and sleep like everyone else.
Sally: *le-gasp* Huh! We'll, like, see about that! You are O.S.!
Me: Meaning?
Sally: Well, DUH! It MEANS Officially Shunned!
Me:
Back at you! *walks back out* Caleb! I totally forgot you were there!Caleb: Why?
Sally: *storms out* NOBODY, ESPECIALLY NOT A CAT, SHUNS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grows 999999999999 miles tall*
Me: That's why.
Caleb: I see why they took the roof off.
Sally: *shrinks* WAHHGGGGG *faints*
Me: is she dead?
Caleb: SALLY ARE YOU OKAY!?!? *glancing nervously at teacher watching*
Me:
Oh, no! If only somebody could help Sally! 
Teacher: Sally! Are you all right!
Sally: *does nothing*
Teacher: *dials 911* HELPPPPPPPPPPPPP SALLY IS DYINGGGGGGGGG
Ambulance dog: *appears with stretcher* I've got her, sir. *takes Sally away*
Teacher: Phew. *walks away*
Me: SALLY IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *falls over* Whoa, did I just get totally unbalanced all of a sudden?
Caleb: *backs away* uhmmmm, I suggest you go back in the bathroom...
Me: No need, I have a pocket mirror. *looks in mirror* WHATTTTTT *rushes into bathroom*
I just had to get a full body view. In the mirror:
Me: I'M ME AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! *disappears or something* Wait, where did I go? *gaspppp* AM I INVISIBLE?
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Hmm, it seems like the paper is torn here. I wonder what happened?
I hope everything is all right.
It would be sad if it all ended here.
Do you think Rosette is really invisible?
. . .
I bet Sally is going to reappear. She has to, I guess. What's a story without a villain?
I think I'm going to introduce a new character. Maybe it'll be a Potato character.
I'll have to ask Coolpaw5 about that.
. . .
It's a good thing I put this note in small. It's getting long.
I think I'll stop now. Goodbye.
P.S. I hope you like cliffhangers.
