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Hey there, sorcerers! It's that time again for Sorcerer's coveted 'Wizard I'd Like To Be My Boyfriend' list! We've scoured all of Fiore for the most attractive wizards there are and now we're bringing them to you! So get ready for some hot sorcerers with some even cooler powers!
(Best part: They're all single!)


1. Dustin Fernandes

Age: Twenty
Magic: Heavenly Body Magic (boy, is it working for him!), Fire Magic, Wind Magic, and Magic Staves
Guild: Fairy Tail
Interests: Dustin enjoys listening to music and is an avid reader. He likes spending time with his guildmates or simply just lazing around and relaxing. He of course also enjoys a sweet treat here and there!

2. Hayato Lates

Age: 19
Magic: Archive Magic and Telepathy Magic
Guild: Blue Pegasus
Interests: A man of pleasure, Hayato has a love of roses, pricey things, and, of course, women. Charming and flirtatious, he's everything you have to look for in a charming man. Wowie.

3. Zach Eucliffe

Age: 19
Magic: Lightning Dragon Slayer
Guild: Fairy Tail
Interests: Zach is too cool to handle. He likes being cool and eating bean buns, his favorite food. He's pretty easy to get along with as long as you aren't cooler than him.

4. Robin Bellegarde

Age: 25
Magic: Crash Magic, Archive Magic, and Teleportation Magic
Guild: Fairy Tail
Interests: Robin enjoys reading and learning more about different magical abilities. He likes warm windy days and spending time with others as well as having his own alone time. Plus, he never backs down from a challenge.

5. Ray Cheney

Age: 18
Magic: Shadow Dragon Slayer
Guild: Blue Pegasus
Interests: Ray enjoys reading as well as sitting outside and smelling the flowers. He loves cats and calm, peaceful environments. Quiet and charming. Just how we like it.

6. Lucas Vastia

Age: 19
Magic: Ice Make Magic and Snow Magic
Guild: Lamia Scale
Interests: Lucas enjoys reading and writing in his spare time, and one day hopes to write and publish an entire novel. For now, though, he spends all his time training his younger siblings and helping out around the guild.

7. Kuro Alors

Age: 19
Magic: Sandstorm Magic and Earth Magic
Guild: Fairy Tail
Interests: He wouldn't actually talk to us when we called, but we guess he probably likes ice cream. Who doesn't like ice cream? And maybe, uh- Maybe cats? We don't know, but he's still hot.

8. Jace Mcgarden

Age: 19
Magic: Ice Make Magic
Guild: Lamia Scale
Interests: Jace enjoys reading and spending time to himself. However, he does like spending time with others once in awhile as well. Another favorite of his is music, and being an ice mage, he rather enjoys the cold over the heat.

9. Blaize Fullbuster

Age: 23
Magic: Ice Make Magic
Guild: Fairy Tail
Interests: Blaize can often be found hanging around the Fairy Tail guild hall with a cold drink or some fresh ice cream. He loves the cold and enjoys stripping. A habit we all love very much.

10. Guildmaster Todd Rose

Age: 32
Magic: Sword Magic and Requip Magic
Guild: Blue Pegasus
Interests: Don't let his age fool you. Master Todd is about as energetic as you can get. Not to mention flirty. He loves flirting with others as much as possible, but above all he loves the members of his guild. He may be old, but we still love him.

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We interviewed Dustin Fernandes, Sorcerer's top 'Wizard I Want To Be My Boyfriend' for this month's issue of Sorcerer Weekly. We sat him down at a table in the Fairy Tail guild hall and asked him a few questions regarding his nomination and advice to others. Here's how it went:

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Q: How does it feel being named Sorcerer's top 'Wizard I Want To Be My Boyfriend'?

A: It's an honor, I think. I wasn't totally expecting it, but I can't say I'm one hundred percent surprised either.

Q: Do you often get complimented on your looks?

A: Quite often actually, though I mostly catch people staring at me.

Q: You use four kinds of magic, correct? Which is your favorite and why?

A: I guess it would be Magic Staves since it's pretty powerful and it's fun to use. I can combine my other powers with certain staves too.

Q: Do you consider yourself a strong wizard?

A: Well yes, after all I am an S-Class mage despite only being twenty.

Q: Do you ever regret joining Fairy Tail?

A: Not at all, Fairy Tail is the best place to be. Everyone there is like family.

Q: If you could change one thing in your life, what would it be?

A: Why would I want to change anything? Well.. There is one but I won't tell you.

Q: What do you most enjoy doing in your free time?

A: I usually laze around and find a good book to read when I'm not at the guild.

Q: What do you look for in a significant other?

A: Someone who's caring and knows how to deal with my quirks. As well as someone who I can converse with easily.

Q: Can I touch your hair?

A: Uh.. Sorry but no.

Q: How about your face?

A: That's kind of weird... but no.

Q: Which is better: cake or pie?

A: I prefer cake.

Q: Any advice you'd give to others?

A: Advice? Let's see... Just don't get too ahead of yourself all the time. I know quite a few people like that and they can be a bit troublesome.

Q: Can I PLEASE touch your hair?

A: I'd rather you not.

Q: Anything else you'd like to say to the readers?

A: Not that I can think of...

Q: Please? I really wanna touch it.

A: S-sorry but I won't let you touch.

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Lately there have been multiple complaints on the price of lacrimas. Many wizards say that the prices have gone up, making them much harder to obtain.

"They're expensive!" said one Mermaid Heel wizard. "I went to buy a movie lacrima for my apartment the other day and it cost me nearly the same as my rent! Can you believe that?! It's ridiculous!"

Ridiculous indeed. Sorcerer Weekly, always striving for accuracy in our reports, had one of our staff do the research, and according to statistics the price of lacrimas has indeed gone up over the last five years at a whopping rate of about 6%. Even something as cheap as a simple fuel lacrima can now cost an individual around 10,000 jewel. This has angered and upset many wizards and even none magic users.

"I use a compact communication lacrima to stay in touch with contacts for my business," says one Magnolia businessman. "It just died the other day and I had to go out and buy a new one. I was shocked at how much they cost. I hadn't brought enough jewel."

So what can be done to bring down the costs?

"It's supply and demand. Simple as that. Lacrimas have become more popular in use. Every guy and his grandmother has one. The companies can't keep up in supply," says Magic Council member Reed Geezbrough. "Faster production equals cheaper prices."

So Sorcerer Weekly went into the factory of Mitchia Inc., the creators of the Lacrima based Headphones, to interview them on the subject. Here's how it went:

Sorcerer Reporter: So, we've been hearing things about the lacrima prices going up due to slow production. Care to comment?

Mitchia CEO: Well, it is true that we are a bit behind on production. We simply don't have enough workers to run all the machines.

Sorcerer Reporter: And why is that?

Mitchia CEO: Well, you know how it is nowadays. Every young person wants to become a wizard and go to join a guild. No one has any interest in the manual labor of working in a factory.

Sorcerer Reporter: How do you plan to change this?

Mitchia CEO: Well, we would like to raise the wage for a better living for our employees as well as offer more opportunities to be promoted. That what'll make the work more appealing to potential employees.

Sorcerer Reporter: I see. Until then, how will you continue with production?

Mitchia CEO: Uh, as best as we can. We're working at our top speed for now and, you know, hopefully soon things will turn around and business will get easier and prices will go down.

Sorcerer Reporter:Let's hope. Thank you for you're time.

Mitchia CEO: Thank you.

So there you have it. A lack of eligible, willing young people to work as employees creates slow production, resulting in higher priced lacrimas. According to our statistics, prices should drop over the next five years should things look up and more people begin to seek employment with lacrima factories. Here's hoping.

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Mermaid Heel's Becka Rain and Fairy Tail's Sora Mercer looking cool at the ocean, enjoying the summer sun and heat.

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Are you sweltering in the summer heat with nothing to do? Well swelter no more! We here at Sorcerer Weekly have asked you, the readers, what your favorite thing to do in the summer is as well as came up with some ideas for what you can do to beat the heat and have a little summer fun! Enjoy!

Reader Poll: What's your favorite summer activity?

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Beat The Heat!

1. Have an ice mage friend? Ask them to cool you down!

2. No Ice? No worries! Try hitting the beach or the pool to stay cool!

3. How about at home? No a.c.? Try leaving your windows open at night and closed during the day for smart heating!

4. Not enough? Buy some fans! One big one is more electricity efficient than many small ones.

5. Fans not helping? Try turning them out so they blow the hot air away from you.

6. Still not enough? Worse comes to worse, pop into your local ice cream shop. Not only are there cool, delicious treats waiting for you, but it's bound to be air conditioned too!

Have Some Summer Fun!

1. Rent a magic vehicle and go for a joyride. Tour your town!

2. Go see a movie in your local park.

3. Take a hike and get some fresh air.

4. Hit the beach! Bring some friends and make it into a party!

5. Have a cookout with some friends. Or make it a potluck.

6. Have a snow mage friend? Have a snowball fight in summer! It's a great way to cool down too!

7. Slumber party!

8. Have a watergun fight in the park. Great for especially hot days!

9. Do some summer reading. It's a great way to pass the time and catch up on your favorite book.

10. Do some travelling. Go see some sites.

11. Meet someone new. Go out and make it your goal to start a conversation with a stranger.

12. Have a yes day! Go out and say yes to everything. See where you end up. (It could be fun!)

13. Talk to a friend you haven't seen in awhile. It never hurts, right?

14. Get creative! Start a scrapbook or do some painting. Maybe build something for your home or write a story.

15. Read Sorcerer Weekly! That's always a great way to pass the time!

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Welcome to your gossip news central! Here we'll tell you all the latest rumors and gossip so you can stay up to date on what's happening here in Fiore!

Rumor has it... Master Akira is actually 40.
According to highly reliable sources, we believe the testy female guild leader might in fact be older than she lets on. Four whole years older! What do you think? Is it the truth?

Rumor has it... Zach Eucliffe is overcompensating.
We've heard a rumor going around that the great Zach Eucliffe of Fairy Tail may in fact be in the closet! After all, who tries so hard to be cool without something to cover up? What do you think? Is it the truth?

Rumor has it... Lucas Vastia has a secret woman.
After doing some snooping Sorcerer has come to the conclusion that Lucas Vastia may be in a secret relationship! He is often heard talking about a 'she' and while we don't know her name, we certainly know from what he says that they aren't just friends! What do you think? Has Lucas finally got a girl?

Rumor has it... Roslyn Lockser is pregnant.
We here at Sorcerer heard from very reliable sources that the water queen herself is pregnant! She's not showing yet, they say, but they can confirm that it's true. The real question is: who's the father? What do you think? Will Roslyn soon be a mom?

Rumor has it... Kenshin Scarlet has an affair with cake.
From personal experience, we here at Sorcerer can say without a doubt that Mr. Scarlet has an obsession with cake. Like, a MAJOR obsession. He's practically an addict. Not good for the physique there, Kenshin. What do you think?

Rumor has it... Chiharu Corona dyes her hair.
Her magic is crimson hair and yet she has purple hair? We don't think so. In our professional opinion, we 100% believe that she dyes it. Besides, if you look real close, you can see her roots showing through. Kinda. Maybe. What do you think? Is it dyed?

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First we brought you ten male mages who make you sweat (or shiver), and now Sorcerer presents to you a new twist on a Sorcerer classic: Ten Female Mages To Set Your Heart Aflutter! These mages are not only powerful but still smokin hot as well! They can fight, they can cast, and now they're here for you to see! Introducing Sorcerer's top ten Female Wizards To Set Your Heart Aflutter!
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With a near doll-like complexion, Nara is by far the most beautiful mage we've seen. The youngest on this list, she is a teenage beauty queen and doesn't know it. Humble and modest, Nara is quite the catch for any guy lucky enough to yield her attention.


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Our very own, Serena is a member of Fairy Tail as well as a frequent model for Sorcerer Weekly. With beautiful, curly black hair and charming green eyes, this female half of the Redfox twins is a beauty to behold. Any guy who can catch her eye is a lucky man indeed.


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The 'Spirit Queen', as she is called, is definitely a beauty worthy of her royal title. With silky blonde locks and a smile to melt, Lillian truly is a celestial princess in mortal form. You'd be lucky to catch her starry gaze.


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Cute doesn't even begin to describe Yuki. Try, ultra mega adorable times ten. With pink pigtails and a bright smile, Yuki lightens up anyone's day with her sparkling aura of adorability.


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Kallen embodies beauty itself. Beautiful in an almost elegant way, she appears very graceful and delicate, yet strong and powerful as well. A conflicting we find all too enamouring.


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With fiery hair and a strong stance, Aella comes off as not only beautiful but almost powerful as well. A girl who can take charge and lead the way, something with find quite attractive here at Sorcerer. Treat her right, and she's a true treasure to behold.


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A strong, warrior-like woman, Sienna is gorgeous beyond compare. Despite her powerful and strong appearance, she comes off not as abrasive or intimidating, but instead impressive and admirable.


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Our Blue Pegasus kitty cat, Neko is truly one of a kind, both in appearance and personality. Very unique in every possibly aspect, she is an interesting character as well as strangely charming and attractive. Give her some fish and she might just be your friend forever.


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Renowned for her beauty, Roslyn is a mage of the beautiful kind. With a graceful elegance about her, she is gorgeous beyond compare, boys falling at her feet left and right. To catch this water image's attention you must be something truly special.


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Cynthia, our Mermaid Heel competent, is a beautiful celestial mage with flowing raven hair and sparkling eyes. Enrapturing, she is a beautiful young lady with a certain grace only someone such as her could attain.

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We had one of our reporters here at Sorcerer Weekly catch up with Fairy Tail's Nara Sone, Sorcerer's hottest female wizard, to ask her a few questions. Here's how it went.
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Q: Nara Sone! Nara Sone, a word please?
Uh...sure I suppose a few words couldn't hurt much....

Q: How does it feel to be named Sorcerer Weekly's 'Hottest Female'?
To be honest....awkward....

Q: Just awkward? Please, go more in-depth here, Nara.
Well, I'm not one for public spotlight.... And I'd hardly think I could be voted as Sorcerer Weekly's 'hottest female'. So, yes, just awkward.

Q: Light up kid, it's such an honor! Anyways, next question. What is your favorite part about being a member of Fairy Tail?
My favorite part of being in Fairy Tail is that we are family, no matter how you look at it. Even if we sometimes fight amongst ourselves, when it comes down to it there's nothing we wouldn't do for each other.

Q: So, Nara - what trait best represents your guild?
Loyalty, as I've said before. If it comes down to it any Fairy would do everything in their power to protect another, even if they don't like that other person much.

Q: So, Nara, do you have a special somebody within Fairy Tail?
Somebody special? Everyone in the guild is special. But I imagine you don't mean like that. So, the answer to your question is not technically.

Q: No lucky lad, Nara?
Not currently.

Q: We understand you have a bit of a difficult history. Care to elaborate on that?
No, not really.

Q: Hmm, alright then. Let's move on. Any words of advice for those who have placed behind you?
Uh....... be yourself......... and get the reporter's head examined for picking me over you.

Q: Ooh, is that how you view me... Uh, any parting words?
Parting words....Are you looking for something spectacularly emotional, or is a simple farewell good enough?

Q: Either... is fine?
Well I'm not great with emotional... so... bye?

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Welcome to your gossip news central! Here we'll tell you all the latest rumors and gossip so you can stay up to date on what's happening here in Fiore!

Rumor has it... Robin Bellegarde and Hayato Lates are dating?!
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! The rumor mill's been turning and boy have we got news! Last edition these two came in as #2 and #4 for your picks as the hottest Sorcerer boyfriends! But is it possible that these gorgeous men could be in a secret relationship together as boyfriends? A very reliable source sighted the two in Lates' hometown, going to and from Lates' home. What do you think? Could it be two of Sorcerer's hottest guys have a secret relationship with each other?

Rumor has it... Cade Vastia is a player.
This suave sixteen year old, younger brother of Lucas Vastia, Sorcerer's #6 hottest male wizard, certainly catches the eye of girls wherever he goes. However there is a line between catching eyes and playing with hearts, and we believe Cade Vastia just might cross it. Last week he was spotted at Mike's Ice Cream Shoppe with a young, brown haired girl. However, just two days ago he was spotted again coming out of the Margaret Town Lacrima Cinema with another girls this time a blonde a few years older. Could it be that this handsome young man is a player for girl's hearts? What do you think?

Rumor has it... Chie Shuuya is a food addict.
Food addiction is a fairly common disease many people share, but in this case, Chie takes the cake, literally. This young celestial mage is a total addict for food and is almost always eating. We tried to interview her about it, but... her mouth was full... We only got a few words. What do you think? Should Chie quit the donuts before she regrettably cuts the cheese?

Rumor has it... Draco scared his last contractor away.
Draco the Dragon is admittedly a fearsome spirit, but that's not what sources say scared his previous contractor away. No, what frightened them enough to end their contract... was his attitude. That's right, Draco the Dragon has a TERRIBLE attitude, and we can attest. We asked his current contractor, Chie Shuuya, to open his gate for a moment so we could ask him some questions. However, upon appearing he not only refused to answer any of our questions, but even went so far as to completely ignore us, instead walking to the bar and asking for food. When we followed him... well, my wife had to put some ice on my eye last night to help the swelling.

Rumor has it... Nissa got a facelift.
According to our sources, Nissa, a member of Fairy Tail, had plastic surgery done to give herself higher cheekbones and more refined features. We also suspect she enlargened her lips and had surgery done around her eyes to make those appear bigger as well. After all, she's awfully doll-like. That can't be natural, can it? What do you think? Has the s-class beauty been lying about her features?

Rumor has it... Lyra is secretly vicious.
According to reliable sources, the sweet and cheerful celestial spirit known for her beautiful melodies isn't so innocent as she seems. In fact, reports claim that she is vicious and blood thirsty, not afraid to attack. So be careful, unless you want to he her next victim. What do you think? Is Lyra's innocence all an act?

Rumor has it... Fairy Tail has a non-wizard among their ranks?!
Making history, Fairy Tail is the first guild ever to let a completely magicless member join, so reports claim. Though it hasn't been officially confirmed yet, reports site a young girl with no magic to speak of joint the Fairy Tail wizards, even getting her own guild mark. Could it be that Fairy Tail is opening a new door for the world of guilds? And if so, is it a good or a bad thing? What do you think?

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Fairy Tail's Aya Dragneel caught off guard while enjoying the warm summer sun.

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Recent reports have claimed of high populations of monsters gathering in the East Magnolia Forest over the past couple of weeks. Many complaints have been filed to the Magic Council on the subject and they have told everyone not to worry and reported that they were sending in the rune knights to clear them out. However, the sudden increase in population of these beasts still concerns many citizens and a lot of people are worried for the safety of them and their families, particularly small children who like to play near the edge of the forest. To gain the best information we could, Sorcerer Weekly sent multiple reporters into the depths of these towns to converse with the local citizens and mages alike on how these recurring troubles could possibly effect the near future.

As expected, many locals, mothers and fathers especially, have taken extra precaution when it comes to the well-being of their children. "We don't have many mages in our village," one mother [ akane ] remarks, 27, whilst straddling a child on her waist. "Many of us have taken to instating lookouts during the nights, just in case."

While this village's idea isn't a bad one, it does have its cons. With daily patrols now circling the area, the farmlands are suffering from the lack of workers. "There simply isn't enough men to go around," says a young teenager, 18, who has asked to remain anonymous. "The crops and the animals have been suffering as a whole."

For three days and three nights brave reporters have staked out the village in search of the answers that seem out of reach. They too have experienced the frequent terrors, undergoing the process as if they were just another townsfolk. With luck, the Rune Knights will soon be on the scene and everything will be sorted out.



Lillian Dragneel: The Spirit Queen and Sorcerer's #3 hottest female wizard. Lillian is a figure of much infamy as well as a large point of power in the Celestial world, holding a grand total of 13 keys, the highest of all currently known celestial mages. However, could it he that she's hiding an embarrassing secret? One she doesn't want others to know?

According to reliable sources, the Spirit Queen herself, great granddaughter of the infamous Salamander, can in fact not start a fire.

"Lillian has an uncanny inability to start a fire," sources say. "She can't even kindle a flame." While her younger brother Nishino Dragneel is a fire dragonslayer himself, it seems that Lillian gained the opposite abilities, not being able to spark so much as a smoking coal.

"She can't even start a sparkler, let alone a campfire." Reports claim that while on missions other mages have to start the fire as Lillian herself cannot. When on her own, she sleeps cold. "It's pretty sad, really."

Maybe we should send her some flint and a manual for her birthday. At least she can't burn it if she gets mad.

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Lolita is in!

That's right, ladies: ruffles, bows, lace, and knee high socks are all back in the top trending as young female wizards turn towards the Lolita style of fashion. All throughout the streets of Fiore young women and girls are rocking their knee highs and headbands, a style we are loving.

For those of our readers who aren't aware, Lolita is a style of dress usually associated with adult females that resembles that of a sweet child with plenty of bows, ruffles, pastel colors, etc. It's a dress meant to appear childish and fun and cute.

This current popular fashion revolves around the use of pastel colors, multiple layered clothing, ruffles, and lots and lots of ribbons. The typical outfit you might see a young lady up to date with the fashion trends wearing is a short, multi-layered dress with ruffled skirt, lace collar, necktie, puffed sleeves with lace trim, knee high socks, a bow or hairband, and many bows in assorted places, whether it's on the front of the dress, the hem, the tops of the socks, the hem of the sleeves, etc.

This is a cute and fashionable style we love and we're sure you will too.

Don't think we forgot you, guys! For you boys, it's pink! Pink is in! (Finally!)

Pink is all the rage now in the male fashion industry and anybody who isn't a nobody is wearing it. Pink shoes, pink ties, pink shirts, pink pants, even pink hair! Pink is the color of innocence and happiness and we're seeing it all around!

Now, whether this latest fad started with a boy actually putting on something pink or the good-intentioned will of an overbearing girlfriend we don't know, but it caught on like a wildfire and is spreading quickly. Make sure to jump on the train before it's too late, though, because as we all know, fashion changes quickly, and this is a fad we don't want to see end!

So bear your pink with pride, boys, because today you are in fashion!

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An Edolas classic, the complete transformation box is a coffin-like box stood on its end which utilizes a special magic that automatically changes the user's clothing. Though an older device now, it is just only making its debut here in Earthland now, and of course Sorcerer Weekly was there to give you the details.

So how it works is that you step inside the box and pull a sort of lever. Then the box works its magic and completely transforms your outfit from what you were wearing to something completely new. Where your old clothes go we're not entirely sure, but if you pull the lever enough we assume it'll change you back into them.

As an experiment, we had one of our models, Kylin Marvell, step inside and give it a whirl. It worked fabulously, although not quite in the way we'd expected. When it opened again, Kylin was no longer wearing his jeans and hoodie but instead a nice, cute, pink bunny suit, obviously meant for girl's. We had him give it a few mkre whirls, but each time he ended up in a dress or something else girly. Long story short, it seems to be designed mainly for females. Of course, we wanted to put in some pictures of Kylin in his various outfits for you guys, but he didn't seem so fond of the idea...

So, overall Sorcerer rates this an interesting but poor item in need of work. You can't control what outfit it give you, there is no discernable way to get your old clothes back, and it is definitely only meant for women. We wouldn't suggest jumping to buy one until they've been fully developed and all the kinks worked out.

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Editor

Implosion

Writers

duncundog
Implosion

Advisors

Adlet Myer
faithdakitty

Photographer

David Tokano

Models

Kylin Marvell
Eleria Suno
Serena Redfox

Reporters

Illidan
Liam McCarthy
Elliot Michaels
Leanne Ross
Tyler Carns
Una Rachelson
Olivia Wilde
Caden Willams
Jason Rood
Anna Beckery

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