Do Not Read Any Further - Third Book In The TIAJNAD Series

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NOTE: I am no longer writing the TIAJNAD series. Instead, my two successors are. For more information, click here.

First of all, I have permission from Tess/the staff to have published TIAJNAD! They messaged me saying that they "had no problem with it". Still don't believe me? Look:

See? I DIDN'T STEAL.

It's JF here, comin' out with her 3rd book in the series! If you want to read the 1st book, click here. And if you want to read the 2nd book, click here. Without further to do, the third book of TIAJNAD (this is a journal not a diary)!
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Me and Jenette where already lost. We had just left to look for the crystal, and we where lost. AND IT HAD ONLY BEEN FIVE MINUTES! Man, are we idiots or something?
You're an idiot.
Apparently I was. But what baout her?
You're the one with the map!
But you're the one that just HAD to get a doughnut on the way!
How does that get us lost?!
Well, I guess it didn't get us lost.... but we lost time!
So?! You're the one that got us lost in the first place since you have the map! Flower could've read that map better then you!
Jenette gasped.
Oh, you did NOT go there!
Oh yes I DID!
I shook my head all sassy like. Why was I acting like this? I didn't want to fight, but then I had to at the same time!
Don't do the head thing. You're doing it wrong, and it makes you look weird.
Well at least I still don't sleep with a stuffed squidapotamus!
Jenette gasped.
You found Cuddly?!
Yes, and I spilled barbecue sauce all over him!
Oh, you're gettin' it now!
Jenette lunged at me and I lunged at her. I don't know WHY we where fighting. We usually never fought, Something was up.... and it was bad.

[Manafest]

LOL JF

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LOL JF

Do you like the squidapotomus? I didn't want to offend anyone if I said squid or hipopotomus if they still slept with them, so I was like "hmmm. OH! SQUIDAPOTOMUS!" It's have squid and hippo! XD

[Manafest]

I have never seen one.

[Hawkfire.]

OMW THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WRITE I tell you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
'YOU FOUND CUDDLY??'
'Yes *Evil grin* and I spilled BBQ sauce on him'
'OMW YOU ARE EVIL AMY!!!!!'
XDDDDDDD
please write moar!!!

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I have never seen one.

I haven't either.

OMW THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WRITE I tell you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
'YOU FOUND CUDDLY??'
'Yes *Evil grin* and I spilled BBQ sauce on him'
'OMW YOU ARE EVIL AMY!!!!!'
XDDDDDDD

Ya, I thought that was pretty good. XD

[Hawkfire.]

Write more please?

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Write more please?

Of course!






We punched each other and kicked, not even meaning to.
Stop hurting me!
No you stop hurting me!
I kept on kicked and punching her. Why was I doing this. Stop! I kept on telling myself. But I couldn't. Then it hit me like a bullet.
Think of nice things!
WHAT?! I WILL NOT THINK OF NICE THING YOU DIRTY LITTLE-
JUST THINK OF NICE THINGS!
Jenette is my sister. She likes me. I like her. We are friends and sisters. We are secret agents together. I calmed down and stopped kicking, and Jenette did too.
What happened?
I don't know. I think this forest is cursed.
I turned around, and suddenly there was a skeleton. Staring right at me.
AGH!
I stumbled back.
Where did THAT come from?!
Wait a minute...
Jenette examined the skeleton.
I know him...
You know a SKELETON?! You've got issues.
No, no. I mean I knew him before he became.... well, like this.
You did? Who is it?
He was my friend. You can tell it's him because he always heald his medallion. He never told anybody why. And look in his hand. There he is, holding it. He was one of my first friends.
Jenette didn't cry, but she looked grim.
I'm sorry. I wonder what happened to him.
I turned around, and there was another! Where were they coming from?!
AGHAGHAGHAGAHGAHGAHAG!!!!!!!
Jenette turned around as quick as lightning and started karate kicking and punching. When she realized there was nothing there, she stopped.
What'd you scream for?! You got me all riled up for nothing!
Sorry. I saw another skeleton.
Hey. This was one of my friend's friends. I know him. He always stood around my friend.
They... they both died? Just like that?
Wait a minute... they where looking for the crystal too, I bet! And by the look of them, it looked like they had been here a long time. Why hadn't they left? They could've just- wait a minute. Oh no. Amy, we've got to leave NOW!
But why? What's the matter?
These two argued so much.... they argued so much that they didn't realize that they where hungry, that they where thirsty. They died while arguing.
And we where arguing. Which means....
We almost became like them!
But still, why do we have to get out of here?
Because of-
Suddenly, a spear was under my throat and a sword was pointed at Jenette.

[Shin Kuroi]

I am sitting here with marinade on my cheeks reading this book while eating marinated ribs XD

[Hawkfire.]

Oh no! The forest IS cursed D :