[monochrome.]

hundreds of thanks and huggles to Kaon for doing an amazing job aging this nerd! <3

My pirate baby is ditching the plastic yellow slide and his wooden sword for taxes and student loan debt! How exciting!

Oh my little kiddo... My connection with you is so strong that some days I forget you aren't actually real. It's quite disappointing, actually.
Really though, through thick and thin your little pirate bum has been exceptional to develop. We've been on so many adventures together, you and me. I've loved every single one of them, and I promise that there will be so many more.
Also, because my lawyer requires that I add this, I'm sorry for dumping you into a freezing river and I am not liable. But really, as your world-creator, I had a responsibility.

Art by irregular
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So, how has this nerd changed?
Wendell's much the same as he was when he was an anxious and nervous little teenager. Now he knows better when it's actually appropriate to be sarcastic, and he has slightly better techniques for managing his anxiety. He still loves cleaning, and Wendell games about the same amount as he did as a kid, but he's mellowed out very slightly. After all, he can't very well go chasing pirates in his twenties. Or can he?
Wendell served for a short time in the Navy before realizing that the lack of hygiene aboard a submarine just wasn't for him. Instead he's looking into the occupation of strategy advisor and technology expert. It's fun, really. Wendell loves adulthood, really - he can buy as many plastic yellow slides and video games as his heart desires.
And chocolate for a certain purble bean, of course.

Congratulations! Your ᴛᴇᴇɴ Jellybean Dragon, ᴡᴇɴᴅᴇʟʟ, has leveled up! ᴡᴇɴᴅᴇʟʟ is now an ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛ!
Adventure awaits!

Intelligence - Lvl 15
Precision - Lvl 10
Adventurousness - Lvl 5
Caution - Lvl 15
Determination - Lvl 8
Sarcasm - Lvl 15
Awkwardness - Lvl 50
Introversion - Lvl 100
Confidence - Lvl -10

Intelligence - Lvl 18
Precision - Lvl 8
Adventurousness - Lvl 7
Caution - Lvl 12
Determination - Lvl 7
Sarcasm - Lvl 20
Awkwardness - Lvl 75
Introversion - Lvl 90
Confidence - Lvl -8

+ 1 purble beano
+ 1 actual scabbard
+ 1 uniform that always smells horrific and nobody knows why
- 1 wooden sword
- 1 childhood

Art by Pavane

[honee bee]

if I shouldn't post let me know
eeeee I remember when he was such a tiny bab!
So sweet and pure. <3
Toliver of course you can be a pirate in your twenties! What do you think I've been doing since the day I was born?

[monochrome.]

if I shouldn't post let me know
eeeee I remember when he was such a tiny bab!
So sweet and pure. <3
Toliver of course you can be a pirate in your twenties! What do you think I've been doing since the day I was born?

No you're fine, I love seeing friends post on my bean agings hehe. <3
He was so small and precious :"")
Now he's all big and... old. Next I'll be buying him a walker and a cane to shake and the young'uns. |"D

Wendell || Mmmm. Profitably and legally, though? I've been told piracy is more of a hobby than a profession in adulthood, which is such a shame. *sighs and whispers* But, as a pirate, d'you... Have a treasure chest? And a crew? That's so cool.

[Guest]

*sheds a single tear* I remember when he was just a wee one he grew up so fast.
No but seriously what a qt omg

[wickedbvnes]

hes so lorg... omg

[monochrome.]

*sheds a single tear* I remember when he was just a wee one he grew up so fast.
No but seriously what a qt omg

Aaaaa thank you!! <3 Me too omg I miss baby Wendell.... Let's just go back in time a little bit, to when he was but a cutsie baby.
I've almost had him for a year, now that I'm thinking about it... Unbelievable. D:

hes so lorg... omg

he used to be v smol but now he is v tol
wipes tear