First Saddle
Molly's little girl had grown up like a weed, both literally and figuratively. I say this because not only had she grown quickly and gracefully, but more often than not I found myself having to bathe her - from the
moment she first set foot in the paddock, it seemed like she was perpetually covered in mud. Even ten minutes after I cleaned her off. I would finish putting away the towels and the shampoo and the buckets, turn around, and BAM! Mud. The stuff seemed to appear magically on her hide, and it sometimes felt like the young mare had a sort of skin condition. She'd also started teasing my males - even the
geldings - to the point where I had to keep her separate from the main herds so that fights wouldn't be breaking out right and left. What they saw in the little mudball, I'll never know, yet even the typically placid
Moe was getting in on the action! Before I figured out what was going on, the massive gelding had cornered Efialtes, and had been getting ready to pounce with a vengence... while Megrim looked on sweetly, dripping from nose to tail-tip in liquid earth. I had to turn the hose on them to break it up. I'd also had to call in the vet to patch up a particularly nasty gash on Efialtes' shoulder.
WHAT had I gotten myself into?!
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One fine not-quite- winter-yet-still-not-spring-either morning, I found myself cleaning out Megrim's stall. The mare herself was outside the re-purposed storage shed, frolicking about in her own private yard and pulling faces at Efialtes, who stood several yards away from the fence. He was well out of reach, you see, but not out of taunting distance, so Megrim was doing her best to entice him over. Contrary to his usual cheerful self, though, Efialtes wasn't taking the bait. Ever since getting thrashed by Moe, he hadn't wanted a
thing to do with Megrim - making him the lone sane guy on a farm of crazies. No, he wasn't here for her. He was here for me. Ever since I'd gotten him he'd been following me about like a lost puppy, and he wasn't about to break this habit for one annoying female. Though he sure as heck wasn't going to get too close... just in case Moe was hiding somewhere. He'd wait for me over
there, thank you very much, and when I left Megrim's yard, he'd trot over to me wanting attention. Unfortunately, he was going to have a rather long wait this time.
Today was the day I'd chosen to finally put a saddle on my muddy little horror.
Once I was done with her stall, I wheeled my wheelbarrow out of the yard and left it behind the shed/stable-for-one. I'd deal with it later. This taken care of, I grabbed a halter I'd left by the gate earlier in the morning for this very purpose, and slipped back into the yard to catch Megrim. Before I put a good, clean saddle on the little bugger I'd do my best to get the dust and mud off her. Yes, mud - even though we'd had no rain for a week or more, my mare had managed to find mud. Or rather,
make mud. By upending her water bucket. ...Again. I really needed to bolt that thing to the wall or something, before I went mad.
I caught Megrim easily enough - she actually rather liked me, and could be sweet as long she wasn't trying to gain the attention of a possible paramour. So when she saw me striding purposefully into the yard, she came right over and nuzzled my shoulder. She knew something was up! She even stood perfectly still while I slipped the halter onto her. As my hand came within reach, though, her long tongue snaked out and slimed my palm, searching for treats. I couldn't help but laugh. She wasn't a BAD girl... she just had a very
definite personality, and sometimes... I had trouble dealing with it.
Thus, mare in tow, I opened the gate and headed for the little patch of concrete outside the main barn where the water spigot stood. I positioned Megrim in the center of the area, then fastened her lead to a post which existed for that very purpose. Believe it or not, when Megrim had figured out where were going, she'd gotten a bit of pep in her step and her ears had perked up considerably. She may like mud, but she also liked baths. Apparently it was more fun to roll around in the dirt if you were clean beforehand. And if you were newly clean - I.E. wet - the dust would stick better. Plus, more often than not, the bath water would flow off the edges of the concrete slab and puddle up around the edges, making - you guessed it -
mud!
I should've
named her mud!
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Twenty minutes later and Megrim was clean except for her muddy feet. On her way to the bullpen from the bath area, she'd managed to step in every puddle of water we'd created with the hose. There was no avoiding it. On the plus side though, her saddle was waiting for us when we got there, so I didn't have to leave her unattended while I went to get it. I simply let us both into the pen, exchanged the lead rope for a lunge line, and got the mare working. We'd done this many times before, and she was used to the routine. It didn't take her long at all to fall into her stride. Once I was confidant that she'd calmed down sufficiently from the excitement of her bath, I reeled her back in and led her over to where the saddle waited on the fence. I unclipped the lunge line from Megrim's halter and reattached the lead rope, then wrapped its loose end about the rail once or twice. The lunge line I dumped unceremoniously in the dust outside the pen. Only then did I slip the saddle off the rail and into my arms.
Now I had Megrim's attention. she knew what a saddle was - there were a few old ones still stored in the shed she called home, so she'd more or less been around the things her entire life - but didn't know what I was doing with it. She flicked her ears this way and that as I approached, and lowered her head slightly to sniff at the thing in my arms. Then she perked her ears forward and set her head slightly to the side, as if directly asking what I planned to do with the boring old leather thing. Her expressiveness made me grin. She'd get an answer to her question soon enough, in a way that would make her regret asking!
It was the work of a moment to place the saddle on the mare's back and reach down to do up the girth - not too tight, for starters, but enough to keep her from wearing it on her belly. Nevertheless, Megrim reacted at once to the pressure, bringing her hear up sharply and taking a couple, dancing, steps backward. This pulled her lead free from the rail, and I had to grab madly to keep it from hitting the ground. This was mostly a reflexive action and in retrospect I realize it was stupid. Had Megrim been of a more nervous disposition, it could have startled her and caused her to bolt. Or I could have gotten my head kicked in. As it stood though, I got lucky. My scramble had the unforeseen effect of refocusing the mare's attention on me without freaking her out more, and once I had the lead in my hands I was able to pull her head back down and stroke her nose a few times to quiet her. I guess since I'd practically raised her, she was used to my flailing. I also took the opportunity to undo the lead entirely. Just in case she got away from me again. Then, speaking softly to her, I took a hold of her halter and began to lead her around.
Every so often her nervousness would get the better of her and she'd dance sideways or backwards, or try to start running, but each time I managed to get her back under control and walking normally again. After two laps of this though, I decided enough was enough and took the saddle off her. It wouldn't do to stress her out too badly on her first outing, and I didn't want to damage the trust we had. For her part, Megrim seemed immensely relived to be free, and spent a couple of minutes mincing about the pen, her head held high. She even knocked the saddle to the ground in a fit of mischievousness and planted a dirty foot smack in the middle of it.
So much for keeping her tack clean...
Once I'd put the gear away, I led back over to where I'd bathed her this morning and turned her loose for a brief romp in the mud. She'd get herself gross again even if I hadn't, and maybe this way she'd leave her water bucket alone. Besides, I didn't need her clean anymore. We were done for the day! I could get her more used to the concept of wearing her saddle later on, and give her more baths, too.
But for now, maybe now Efialtes and I could finally hang out for a bit.