Moe's first ride was an impulsive thing - not something I sat down and planned, not something I marked on the calender, and not something I really expect to do ever again. This is mostly because it was stupid. And mostly because I don't think I'd be able to get away with it on any other Nera.
Shall I elaborate?
Yes. I think I shall.
The weather had been unusually mild for late spring going on early summer, and having taken care of pretty much everything that had been tying me up for the past couple of months, I had gotten it into my head to go on a celebratory picnic. So I spent half the morning packing my basket with all sorts of things, including a book, some water, a hat, an umbrella, a yo-yo, and even a Frisbee, although what I planned on doing with it I'm not sure. It just seemed like the sort of thing one would take on a picnic. Of course the only food I shoved into the depths of the basket that I must have borrowed from Marry Poppins consisted of Neravontii snacks. Being a technically non-living being made of cloth and metal, I don't really eat much, you see. Nevertheless, when I had finished, the basket probably weighed more than I did.
The next step was picking a couple of Neravontii to go along with me. So, lugging my basket along with me, I headed out to the barn.
The first Nera I saw was Efialtes, in the process of climbing over the pasture fence. When he spotted me, he flicked his tail playfully and flared his nostrils, pausing only for a moment before pushing off with his back feet and clearing the fence entirely. He then made a b-line for the refrigerated storage shed. Which I wasn't too concerned about. After all, I'd not only locked the thing up tight, but had reinforced the walls and door as well. It had only taken one break-in for me to learn my lesson. That had been months ago. Yet F never stopped hoping that I'd forget myself and leave the door open so that he could gorge himself on the meat within. Once he figured out he couldn't get into it, he'd give up and sulk back to the pasture. Until tomorrow. When he'd try again. With a sigh, I shook my head. Efialtes definitely wasn't going on my trail-ride today. I loved him dearly, but there were times I just didn't feel like dealing with his shenanigans.
When I reached the barn, I found Pennyroyal and Sam fast asleep in the former's stall. I was careful not to wake them as I passed by, once on my way to the tack room, once on my way back out, arms laden with gear. I didn't want either of them to go with me badly enough to disturb them.
My mind turned over the three remaining possibilities as I made my way back to the pasture - there would have been four, but Fantasia was out automatically as I hadn't so much as put a bridle on her yet. As for the others, I knew Ikelos absolutely loved trail rides. So he was the most obvious choice. As long as he was in a fair mood today, I'd most likely take him along as my mount. Besides, we hadn't yet had many opportunities to just go out and ride together... the more I thought about it, the more I liked it. Of course I knew that taking Ikelos along meant that I wouldn't be taking Curare along as my basket-carrier. There was too much friction between the two, and that wouldn't be fair for either of them.
This left only one Neravontii.
Bracing the saddle against the fence, I freed up one of my hands so I could hang the two bridles I was carrying on the post next to the pasture gate. That done, I hefted the saddle itself and set it on the top rail. Then I only had to take the harness from my shoulder and drape it across the saddle's seat, and I was free to round up my companions for the evening.
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We were on our way in next to no time - me on Ikelos and the basket sitting securely upon the big, strong back of Moe, who hadn't objected in the slightest to his load. After all, this wasn't the first time I'd used him as a pack Nera. Every single member of the herd had taken their turn at it at one point or another.
For the most part, the ride was smooth and uneventful - the trail was clear and easy to follow.
As the somewhat overcast morning quickly gave way to a bright, sunny and absolutely perfect afternoon, we stopped whenever we felt like it. In clearings, on creek-banks, by boulders, sometimes even in the middle of the trail. And over the course of the afternoon both Moe and Ikelos steadily munched their way through the snacks I had packed. Having started out not knowing who I would bring with me, I hadn't brought the favorite treats of either one, and I hadn't thought to go back to the house and include them before leaving. Nevertheless, both seemed to thoroughly enjoy the sausages I'd brought, along with the turkey sandwiches and ham salad. Perfect picnic food, that!
Later in the evening, as we paused beneath a large sycamore tree of the sort I knew Moe particularly enjoyed, the thought crossed my mind that it would be fun to give Ikelos a break. Just for a moment. I mean, he'd been carrying me all day... sighing deeply, I leaned back against the trunk of the tree and watched the Neravontii snuffle about in the surrounding bushes, satisfying their curiosity and their appetites at the same time. Ikelos caught a mouse. Moe found a chipmunk. I was used to it. And try as I might, I just couldn't get my silly idea to go away!
Before I knew what I was doing, I had taken hold of Moe's halter and led him over to a rock that was about the same size as the mounting block I used back home, even if it was nothing near the same shape. The gelding seemed completely relaxed. For all he knew, I hade decided it was time to go and was getting ready to put the basket back on his back. Which was probably just as well.
It was the work of only a few seconds to scramble up on top of the rock, balancing myself by keeping a hand on the gelding's neck. I chatted to him idly as I found my footing. Then, without bothering to give things a second thought, I climbed aboard.
My weight must've been very near the weight of the basket Moe had been lugging about - I'm really not all that heavy, with most of my body being cloth and stuffing; the only real solid part of me is the aluminum armature that can be likened to a human's skeleton - because aside from a slight shifting as the gelding moved to accommodate the load on his back, he didn't flinch. He just stood there. And stood there. And... stood there. After a minute or so, Moe flicked his ears backward, probably wondering what I was doing. Upon hearing nothing significant, he craned his head around to look at the rock where I'd been standing. Neither you nor I would be surprised to know that he didn't find me there. But he was. Moe let out a startled snort and began casting about the area for me, his nostrils working overtime. When he didn't find anyone but Ikelos, laying down in a patch of sunlight on the opposite side of the clearing, he began wandering around. I knew he could smell me. He had to smell me. And it must have only added to his confusion when he discovered my scent was following him!
I just kept clinging to his back. Pretending to be a basket.
We played this game for what must have been fifteen minutes, until I finally decided that if I didn't let him know where I was he was going to wander off into the woods. Slowly, softly, I moved the fingers on my right hand, giving his shoulder the same sort of scratching I'd have given his neck had I been on the ground.
Moe stopped dead in his tracks almost instantly, his ears snapping back to focus on me. At the same time, his head came around to investigate. Upon spotting my smiling face staring back at him, his tail-hand came up to poke and prod at my person, almost as if he were trying to assure himself he weren't dreaming.
Why he hadn't looked back over his shoulder before this point, I'll never know.
What I do know is that after his initial shock, Moe seemed to relax. He didn't much care that I was on his back. He was used to having stuff on his back. Usually a lot heavier than I was. So my puny self was nothing. The gelding just seemed happy to know where I was again. Giving my knee one final nudge with his large nose, Moe resumed his wandering about the clearing. When he drew near to a sizable clump of roots, I simply swung my leg over and slipped down, landing solidly on top of it and leaving Moe to investigate a hole, from which he pulled a rat snake several seconds later.
With the Nera's bellies full and my madcap whim satisfied, we resumed our ride down the trail.
We didn't return to the barn until well after sundown.