[NoLongerOnCS]

I know right, This is a plain Cheese Doodle, wow!
But the spots are in the hair.
This cheese Doodle is female, no changing

As request from my friends, this is an anti joke contest
Post a joke this doodle would tell, thats not funny, or is maybe cheesy
This will end in 6 hours

Try to make these jokes not too Morbid please OTL

[Audria]

Username; Claws
Name: Ophelia
Gender: Female
Anti-Joke: what did the lawyer say to the other lawer?
we are both lawyers

Because Ophelia wants to be a lawyer ouo

[preppy paws]

Username: preppy paws
Name: Colette
Gender: Female
Anti-Joke: Whats green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.

[pep]

username; bodt
name; kalare
anti-joke;
what's red and bad for your teeth?
a brick.

[theo,]

name:: merrill
anti joke:: what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
the holocaust.

[stoatkiss]

tiedye7
Yeti
female
A horse walks into a bar. It is promptly escorted outside as animals are not allowed in the bar.

[~Static~]

Name;; Weeping Willow
Anti-joke;; Whats green and red all over?
A frog in a blender.

[clastlog]

Username: DrawingRed
Name: Jinx
Gender: Female
Anti-Joke: You know what tastes better than hamburgers?
Orphans

[unluckythursday]

Username:
_Audino
Name:
Kendrah
Gender:
Female
Anti-Joke: whats really plain and white all over?
this cheesedoodle.

[Shark--Vomit]

Username;;
'Tis Near Halloween
Name;;
Moon
Anti-Joke;;
Wanna hear a dirty joke? A horse jumped into some mud!
Wanna hear a clean joke? The Horse took a bath!
Badum Crash